Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Miltank]

had the appropriate stationary laying around

 

[Dave.]

Jack's new pfp with the Israeli flag in it lol. Bet he's ecstatic at the fact his fantasy about firebombing Palestinians is coming true.

Which is ironic given that the jews were the ones who murdered his lord and savior, right?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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This fat fuck will complain about everything. He is sitting at the very front where his gimp ass has extra leg gut room. He really just has to play up everything to paint himself the victim.

Charitably, he's trying to make a joke. However, we know how Jack thinks and acts, so it's evident he's just bitching again.

 

[Tiresome]

Which is ironic given that the jews were the ones who murdered his lord and savior, right?

This is more a Catholic tradition than anything else, American protestants/evangelicals especially since the 70s have come to enshrine a Jewish Levant in their doctrines because they believe it'll help fulfill prophecies and usher in the End Times. Also they hate Mooslims since the Iranian revolution so that's just a bonus.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Spoiler: semi off topic Chinese sperging

OOh! OOh! As someone who's powerleveled about studying chinese before, let me drop some anecdotes:
1. How do you pronounce "行", and what does it mean?
These are a few that come off the top of my head (n.b. I can't type in Phonetic notation):
-hang meaning a row. Also used in the chinese word for bank
-xing, meaning "ok" or to travel
-heng meaning skill
While this might be the most atrocious example I can think of, there are many other cases:

Spoiler: More Chinese sperging

Trust me I know a bit about Chinese. Having studied Japanese some of the words you use in day to day life are Chinese in origin. I mean the symbol for "mountain" could be read as "yama" or "san". There's no real way to know how it's pronounced. You just need to learn the context and use whichever pronunciation it demands. But when it comes to Chinese depending on how you say the word it could come out a half dozen different ways. There's a rising intonation, a falling intonation, a dip in the middle, a rise in the middle and so on.

This is why I say it's a fucked up language.

had the appropriate stationary laying around
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That stationary is PERFECT for Jagoff Scalfatty.

This is more a Catholic tradition than anything else, American protestants/evangelicals especially since the 70s have come to enshrine a Jewish Levant in their doctrines because they believe it'll help fulfill prophecies and usher in the End Times. Also they hate Mooslims since the Iranian revolution so that's just a bonus.

They don't actually care about the Jews. Just that in order for Jesus to come back each and every Jew in the world needs to go back to Israel. Until that happens Jesus needs to wait in heaven.

And then you think about how, because the Jews don't accept Jesus as the messiah, they're all going to burn in hell according to the same people. That's pretty fucked up that they treat them so well knowing that they're all going to spend eternity in torment.

 

[indomitable snowman]

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This fat fuck will complain about everything. He is sitting at the very front where his gimp ass has extra leg gut room. He really just has to play up everything to paint himself the victim.

Southwest does a "person of size" policy where they will give large blobs 2 seats. Airlines are tight. If you do want extra width he'd have to go with American or something and get first class. Does he ever not complain about anything besides mountains of grease and fatty meat?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

He is so mush brained on this video, that he only understands meat, food and cocks, and that those things go into his mouth.
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Also what's this look he gives? Yeah Jack you just ate the meat off it, what do you want? More meat to appear on it?

What a dead faced fatty he his. Petulant expression, rotund, disfigured form, what a disgusting person. Truly, he and CinemaRobert give proof to the idea that ugly people are ugly from within. Our boy Rob, a frequent troll of Jack, is fat. I love him, but he's fat. No denying it. But he looks fine otherwise. He's pleasant, has a sunny demeanor. Jack and Bob? Their inner ugliness shines through and is refected on their faces and bodies.

 

[Tiresome]

He's pleasant, has a sunny demeanor.

Obviously had a good job, a loving marriage and doesn't sponge off his wife whom he alternately snaps at and sucks up to, raised successful children with families of their own, has productive hobbies and genuine creative skills, doesn't waste masses of money he didn't earn on brain-stem consumerism or rail against the latest fake boomer grievance every chance he gets. Rob cannot possibly qualify more for the vaunted title of Liquid Jack, he excels in every single visible respect.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

What a dead faced fatty he his. Petulant expression, rotund, disfigured form, what a disgusting person. Truly, he and CinemaRobert give proof to the idea that ugly people are ugly from within. Our boy Rob, a frequent troll of Jack, is fat. I love him, but he's fat. No denying it. But he looks fine otherwise. He's pleasant, has a sunny demeanor. Jack and Bob? Their inner ugliness shines through and is refected on their faces and bodies.

That reminds me of that Roald Dahl quote.

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

That explains Jack. He was such an awful person that the strokes pretty much disfigured him enough to make him look how he truly feels.

 

[Andoxico]

Jack claimed to walk down the alley so he could get ass-pats online. Unfortunately, his head appears to be at waist-level which leads me to believe he rode the scootypuff.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Forgive me if this has been hashed over, but the Tamification process is near complete. For most Americans, aging and slowly becoming obese are one in the same, and that makes me kinda sad. These are two young people, and Briana, though never a glamor girl or anything, probably would rather look pretty than not.

It's crazy the lengths some will go, and the absence of good food and culture they will endure, to avoid graffiti in bathrooms. (This and high gas prices are the two primary complaints I've heard from Jack about California, besides general 'nanny state' stuff that doesn't affect him anyway).

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Jack claimed to walk down the alley so he could get ass-pats online. Unfortunately, his head appears to be at waist-level which leads me to believe he rode the scootypuff.
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In fairness to Jack (ugh), he could be sitting at the table he mentioned. I see some behind him to the right.

 

[Tiresome]

but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams

A tale in two faces. One is your fun uncle or your dependable neighbor, the other is the asshole who screams when he doesn't win the church chili social.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

A tale in two faces. One is your fun uncle or your dependable neighbor, the other is the asshole who screams when he doesn't win the church chili social.

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Rob looks like he's full of life and enjoying the years he has left. Jack is a pasty looking corpse just shambling about like a rotting, decaying zombie.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Jack claimed to walk down the alley so he could get ass-pats online. Unfortunately, his head appears to be at waist-level which leads me to believe he rode the scootypuff.
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i highly doubt jack is walking anywhere if he has the option to just use the scooter and even if he did try and walk he would most likely collapse after about 10 steps.

 

[Aaway]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

 

[Tiresome]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

Holy god. Teenagers get pregnant without knowing what the hell they're doing but Jack "Sleepover" Russell Jr. has to practice. Is it finally confirmed he has to psych himself up at length to face an actual vagina?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Holy god. Teenagers get pregnant without knowing what the hell they're doing but Jack "Sleepover" Russell Jr. has to practice. Is it finally confirmed he has to psych himself up at length to face an actual vagina?

You never know, Jr could be the first in a long line of Scalfanis to actually give a shit about the kids they make. Or maybe he thinks that sex is jacking off onto a person's calves. Or something else entirely; how fat is it that you can get without needing dick pills?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

according to jack, jr says he's "practicing" having a child. whatever that means

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Is Rob lowkey calling Tammy Jr. Fat?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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Jack mentioned that he was going whale watching with the family. This must have been the best shot he got.