Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I noticed around the time the July controversy started that Elissa's comment section started having people come in and defending (D/N)ick. That's a pretty big sign, basically nobody other than CGoody cares enough to go over to Elissa and defend Nick's honor, but as soon as Dick gets involved, he actually still has some fans who are willing to go over.

I noticed that too. But what I also noticed is that there's less exclusive Nick support, and more Riley support with the dumb bunny rabbits. The people in the there defending Nick's behavior, back when Elissa started clipping Nick's decent into degeneracy (long before July), are mostly gone now, except for CGoody. Even Spectre fucked off.

What I distill from this is that a lot of Nick's organic support has atrophied, or they've largely given up, and the gap now has to be filled with Dickheads. That's bad for Nick, because if that's the audience he wants, he's just gonna keep on keeping on with the degeneracy. On a level way worse than what the wine moms were.

I think its come up before, but it would be nice to change it from "Minnesotan lawyer" to "non-practicing lawyer in Minnesota".

Or just "non-practicing lawyer" if that runs afoul of the character limit. I think that's more important and funny than noting he's in Minnesota.

I think he means "Pretty Ugly Little Liars" (PULL). That's the gossip forum where people spread accusations and rumors about Vic Lasagna.

Yeah, he knows PULL from the Vic thing because Null and emspex educated him about it.

PULL is also pretty much dead now. It lost its domain name, and there's hardly any activity on it. The joke is that most of the whamen from there that were worth a shit defected here and integrated into Beauty Parlor before Vic. The Vic thing gave them a brief lease of life, but it wasn't sustainable.

He's pulling that out of his pocket now because this forum used to make fun of PULL, and he thinks that's a sick burn. KF hasn't changed any though. The only thing that changed is Nick is getting made fun of now, and it's because he's become a faggot. That's on him.

Also, I dunno if it's really smart for him to bring up PULL, seeing as Ty basically handed those bitches a victory. A fact which I'm sure any number of people would be willing to remind him of. I think the smarter move would be to move beyond anything Vic related at this point.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wonder how much Nick’s accelerated drinking is attributable to him being exposed as a legal retard who screwed Vic over while pretending to be some kind of law expert.

I seriously doubt he cares that much. Nick is a friend you call when you're going out for a good time, not one you call when you need to move. He wouldn't have recommended Ty if he gave a shit about Vic getting a good defamation lawyer. His drinking is spiraling because he's a spoiled degenerate manchild and he's only recently stopped pretending to not be. This is who he's always been, but his parents wouldn't have paid his way through life if he didn't put on an act. Nick is going through his teenage rebellion phase as a 40 year old father of five.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Whale Keeping

I think that's more fitting for Drexel

 

[Strix454]

If defending Nick is Noseguarding, and defending Ralph is Guntguarding, what would defending Riley be called?

Slobguarding?
Laardvark Guarding?
Hambeast Guarding?
LardMuffin Guarding?
Blubberguarding?
Criscoguarding?
Doughbellyguarding?
Potatoguarding?
Lummoxguarding?
Fat-a-Potamis guarding?
Gravediddler guarding?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Or just "non-practicing lawyer" if that runs afoul of the character limit. I think that's more important and funny than noting he's in Minnesota.

Agree. Where did “internet shock jock” come from? Seems superfluous. Can also save characters by changing “hard drinker” to drunk.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

That's very bizarre, sounds almost as if they cut material out of his set before sending it to him (assuming it's the organizers who filmed it). Which would be weird, I wonder how bad or offensive it was if they didn't even wanted to be associated with it by proxy.

Would have been hilarious if they only sent him the first 5-10 minutes and right when they flashed the light on him cut off the rest. Though frankly, fuck Nick for disrespecting the rules of the venue and pulling his stunt. Now nothing but Riley's shit recording exists and it's painful to watch.

One moment in particular stuck out to me:

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That pause, lip jut and eye dart is a really big tell. Riley, the pedophile and stalker really gets around doesn't he.

Also that video of Dax and Riley using old Grandpa Isom's face is right up there to me with those greentext pictures of 95% naked trannies in demon or dragon cosplay and hug kids in pictures. Armed with this video alone, one can prove that true, deep and unfathomable evil exists.

Seriously, I hope Dax and Vito meet a painful, humiliating and utterly hilarious death.
Nick's not there just yet, but playing defense for these faggots is getting me close.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Let's be real though, even if no one here had ever brought up any domestic abuse of any kind, do you think he wouldn't still have brought it up for pity points? Because I certainly see him claiming shit like that without any from of proof to back it up. Kinda like how he made up the 'definitely sucked little baby dicks' claim without a shred of evidence.

You mean like the "line-crossing, cow-touching, in-person IRL harassment" that he said members of this thread partake in? But he won't give details or name names, though. Because he doesn't want to censor us, guys! But it totally, definitely happens. You can always trust a Balldo Boy!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You mean like the "line-crossing, cow-touching, in-person IRL harassment" that he said members of this thread partake in?

How totally predictable that just a few days later, he’d do an entire stream about why defecating on a grave isn’t desecration and anyone who says otherwise is a pearl-clutching Karen.

 

[Captain Manning]

Where did “internet shock jock” come from?

It's an old Rekieta/Weeb Wars meme. It was put there back when this was overwhelming a fan thread. It comes from a legal filing by Sean Lemoine in the Vic case.

IMO, he's not worthy of being called a shock jock anymore. He's just a drunk faggot circling the drain. Shock jocks are usually funny. Which Nick still is... I guess... but now it's unintentional instead of intentional.

I support its removal.

 

[Harm]

- Nick says that Riley is a good guy.

If Riley is a "good guy" then Eric July is Jesus Christ himself reincarnated into a nerdy negro with a comic company.

Riley's a fat dunce whose only talent in life is a human tripod for his retarded whore.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

If Riley is a "good guy" then Eric July is Jesus Christ himself reincarnated into a nerdy negro with a comic company.

Riley's a fat dunce whose only talent in life is a human tripod for his retarded whore.

At the very least, Riley contributed significantly to Digibro’s total descent into the abyss of drugs and retardation, resulting in the destruction of his YouTube channel, income streams, fan base, and having a roof over his head. That on its own makes Riley a bad person and a terrible influence. Let’s not even throw in that Riley is keeping a mentally retarded girl from her family in order to pimp her out on the Internet and keep her as a bang maid.

Few people on the forum are as revolting as Riley. Associating with that type of trash is a whole new level of degeneracy for Nick. It’s really quite depressing. The lawyer who would thoughtfully talk about family values and running a proper household would spit on the current Rekieta.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>Anthony Cumia
>black sausages
>shitty stand-up
>alcoholic
>addicted to twitter
>inflated ego
>crappy mustang

I’m sorry I thought this was the Nick Rekieta thread, not the Patrick Tomlinson thread.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I guess an attorney who doesn't practice can't be expected to know much about the law.

In a legal sense, Desecrate usually means "defacing, damaging, polluting, or otherwise physically mistreating in a way that the defendant knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the defendant's action." The specifics differ from state to state. But Desecration is disrespect is pissing on graves.

You are just stupid Nick. Stop pretending to talk about the law. You could bluff your way through for a while, but its over dummy.

He's always read a couple sentences of a court document, and then explain it with his interpretation on it and then run his monologue the whole way through as if his interpretation is something that everyone else in the field has already agreed upon. I've always find that a bit iffy, especially when he reads the supreme court docs but since I used to focus on just the funny scenarios (self representing murdering nigga with the crazy hair, the tattoo artist suing keemstar while admitting he is a pedo, melinda scott jew rants/soft eyes, etc) I never really asked everyone else in nick's discord (at the time) if nick's knowledge is shaky or not.

Especially when he talks about the intentions of the founding fathers. He talks as if he's a time traveller who just talked to them 3 mins ago whenever he mentions them.

 

[Geared Chris]

No one take Kiwi Farms seriously because they will make a statement, then the next post will have 8 thousand n-words.

Has he seen his Locals?

He must know that his constant discussion of Kiwi has, in part, made this thread a blazing fury of activity. Why does he even bother to keep mentioning Kiwi?

Every 5th poster here seems to have gotten an account in the last 5-6 months and plenty are former fans who have finally defected. Sure, there are some specific Null, Rippaverse, and maybe even Pippa Pipkin defenders who have found their way here but the thread has largely centered on Nick.

The entire argument that 'drama sells' - which could be a defense - isn't working (though his views have been high). Kiwi's tracking of his -2K subs over the July drama was solid. There is no evidence that he made that up in Rumble subs. Meanwhile @Potatoherder - doing gods work - has proven that his Rumblerants and Superchats have plunged over time.

Are we to assume that it's simple alcohol brain? How does someone intentionally piss away a solid social media foundation for Riley, Dax & Drex? I am genuinely flummoxed.
Edit: A word

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Agree. Where did “internet shock jock” come from? Seems superfluous. Can also save characters by changing “hard drinker” to drunk.

I think some of the filings in the Vic case referred to him as Internet shock jock, but it's a vague memory that's years and a KF account ago.

 

[Strix454]

Are we to assume that it's simple alcohol brain? How does someone intentionally piss away a solid social media foundation for Riley, Dax & Drex? I am genuinely flummoxed.

He is a shell of the man he used to be. He isn't mentally capable of doing anything else. His alcoholism is totally out of control and this is what a self-destructive spiral looks like.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Laardvark

Laardvark lmao

 

[DaleMcGuy]

You mean like the "line-crossing, cow-touching, in-person IRL harassment" that he said members of this thread partake in? But he won't give details or name names, though. Because he doesn't want to censor us, guys! But it totally, definitely happens. You can always trust a Balldo Boy!

He did the same thing journalists do when they try to ask their own loaded questions. The "some people say" shtick. He made it up to use as a cudgel and it backfired when called out on it.
There are some famous clips of this like when Wolf Blitzer tried to use it against Dick Cheney. More recently the "Pierre Poilievre eating an apple" clip.

 

[Captain Manning]

At the very least, Riley contributed significantly to Digibro’s total descent into the abyss of drugs and retardation, resulting in the destruction of his YouTube channel, income streams, fan base, and having a roof over his head.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna post this again because it's just so damn funny, and you brought it up.

Null's laugh is a trip. I feel so happy for him here.

Seriously, there's a possible parallel in the making here. Null ghosted Dick over Digibro, and this is what happened to Digibro. If Null ghosts Nick over (among other things) Dick, Vito and Riley, I swell with optimism as to him having the last laugh here too.

But remember, Null doesn't get people. No sir.

 

[Chibitzen]

Are we to assume that it's simple alcohol brain? How does someone intentionally piss away a solid social media foundation for Riley, Dax & Drex? I am genuinely flummoxed.

Makes one wonder what's really been going on within the walls of the general Lawtube Kingdom. Maybe he was exiled. Maybe he self-exiled. Maybe he couldn't cope with the pressures of competition, which he'd amusingly cope/redescribe as the shackles of pretense and professionalism.

"I'm not a real person law channel! I was fake this whole time! If you don't like it, then LEAVE!"

We may never know what it all actually was. One can only ply over other Creators with so many drunk streams and without that, the level of charisma drops off a cliff. There's people that live below that cliff however, and that's where you'll find the above group has setup a permanent camp... Sitting and waiting for other desperates like vultures.

Edit: Meh