Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MontaShaft]

A preview of how the audience took to Nick's first standup: UNCOMFORTABLE. Clips in 4 minute increments incoming

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

psychos like Pat Dixon

Pat got did dirty so hard, Chrissy a decade ago accused him of beating her or raping her and it led to him being blacklisted by most of NYC comedy, if you notice he was an up and comer, he was on best week ever and Keith and the girl as a long time regular and his reputation changed quick. He was clearly working his way towards writing gigs or headlining constantly. a Gary Guliman type who's at the top of NYC comedy but can't break out. Then her accusations led to him ending up on Compound Media and he spiraled from there. she even took the alt-right away from him.

Even worse at the same time he was doing a podcast with Marcus Parks about crime in New York, Marcus proposed a spin off about true crime all over and Pat ended up getting iced out of being part of LPOTL right before the patreon started, Marcus' back stab combined with Chrissy's broke him in a way. I still like him but he's always been off and the kneecapping he took from being a normal and beloved part of the comedy community to being forced into the Cumia network would destroy anyone. He's doing as good as he can be, in a way he would have been better off just doing his show on youtube back then. He was just doing for NYC crime what Nick used to do for law, he even branched into pest control stories. He's a terrible editor though and his love of being obnoxious in the editing room is annoying. every episode of anything he does has YTP segments and its weird and uncomfortable.

Child 5 (daughter - age 5-6):

this is going to sound weird but do you have video of him talking about her birth? i remember him and Kayla going to Knoxville and saying its their first vacation away from the *5* kids and that was almost 5 years ago meaning he was already a fairly popular youtube channel by that point. i'm sure he'd have mentioned her birth or a pregnant Kayla in those super early videos. I think he may have been streaming by then too, probably the earliest videos, lolsuit era

bc I always find Nick is more revealing on other's streams.

Because of the guest nature most of these long time/professional streamers will not be as private as they are on their own shows, outside of very early on episodes or blackout/drug spirals its the best way to get more revealing or unique information on a subject, and thats mainly because it feeds their egos in a way thats different enough from their usual show.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

HA HA HA HA!

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Nick was postind days ago with Dick that Jim would be on their side against July.

Leave the guy alone, he's busy doing whatever the fuck he does. Halloween decorations? I don't know.

For the record the last time I checked he laughed at Nick's balldo and asked him what he was doing.

 

[KingofSomething]

Nick was postind days ago with Dick that Jim would be on their side against July.

I hope someone posts it back to him so we can watch NIck try to pretend he wasn't gargling Jim's balls

 

[feral cat #6385]

The last stream I watched was when Hamas attacked Israel and Stan lost his cool on air when someone in chat, I believe it was CervixHammer, was making critical comments about Israel. He said something along the lines of move to Canada if you don't like Israel as our ally. I don't like Israel and I certainly don't like Palestine. But when the Israelis are clearing parts of Gaza like a Command and Conquer game and giving very little push back on the collateral damage. That's a huge turn off for me.

I remember that. I was ready to turn the stream off. Fucking Christ. Their take on Israel/Palestine is disgusting.

I agree about the normies not following Rekieta and are unaware of his current downfall, but the FC guys are creators. I would have expected much better of them and be more in the know of other creators they promote.

Unfortunately not. At least they have Potentially Criminal on.

 

[Strix454]

In other news Nick can't stop making per se defamation statements.

He is reaching a point where he is struggling to lie to himself about it. Talking (again) about his motives for making the statements is legally the most self-destructive thing he could do. Because his motives bear directly on the critical question of malice in his statements. These specific comments will create a nightmare for him when he is deposed in the case and make him look horrible if the case goes in front of a jury.

 

[Jasper2K]

If you offered transformative criticism of his first stand up routine would he still DMCA you? Shit's gotten real tough for mr.baldo.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who can point me to a SINGLE culture beyond small Asian cannabalistic ones that has NO respect for the dead?

Highly individualist ones, not a culture really but more of an urban bugmen thing. They're rare.

If Juju's pets pulled this in China, they'll get beaten to death.
If they pulled this in Japan, they'll get some form of vivisection.
If they pulled this in Africa, they'll get set on fire.

They only got away with grave desecration because Muttland. Just look at how the Portuguese treated Ethan, and that is a "western" country.

HA HA HA HA!

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Nick was postind days ago with Dick that Jim would be on their side against July.

Appeal to Balldo fallacy:
Taking the advice of a non-practicing drunkard Lolyer.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Kayla was at the show:

The MC did ~14 minutes before handing it over to Nick. Most of his whole bit was Eric and Nick drama. Also handbook jokes from Nick and jokes about Dick Masterson. It was very much an in-joke show.


Here is his big joke before he turned it over:

The delivery was weak AF and the crowd did not seem to really like it. The casual N-word was a bit crazy, but no one got up, so you have to assume this was pretty much a fan crowd.

People in the crowd were calling out more funny jokes that the MC was laughing at. Rated 1/5.


EDIT: Corrected the drawn out MC opening to 14 minutes. It was just as rambling as Nick's 'set'. I thought it was over, but it just went on...

 

[Peace Through Power]

Kayla was at the show:

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The MC did ~8 minutes before handing it over to Nick. Most of his whole bit was Eric and Nick drama. Also handbook jokes from Nick and jokes about Dick Masterson. It was very much an in-joke show.


Here is his big joke before he turned it over:

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The delivery was weak AF and the crowd did not seem to really like it. The casual N-word was a bit crazy, but no one got up, so you have to assume this was pretty much a fan crowd.

People in the crowd were calling out more funny jokes that the MC was laughing at. Rated 1/5.

That was clearly a laugh just from pity

 

[Harm]

Were there any cuts in his set? As in, did the filming cut or stop suddenly mid-set as if there was a splice or an edit? Or, did it play continuously a la Hitchcock's Rope? Asking because he said on his Youtube stream that they didn't "video" the whole show and that seemed to imply they might have omitted portions of his set.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know why people are asking me for fair use advice because I'm not a lawyer and cannot and would not give you legal advice.

I can't speak for everybody, but I tagged you because I don't want to see any more work made for you, if possible, and I thought maybe you'd want to know what's up and share your view. I know you're a busy guy. It's my understanding you'd have to deal with any DMCA request if Nick decided to go that route. Hopefully he won't though.

I ran that by the boys in the lab who came up with the state of the art simulation.
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I was actually thinking the same thing! We might see some Michael Richards level shit from this thing.

Based upon what the "Steel Toe Morning Show" guys were saying, it seems like Nick's set would create massive problems in most normal comedy venues. They basically told him not to even try it outside of the venue he was in.

Personally I don't care if he dropped racial slurs, but if it's cringe and unfunny, I'm gonna call it such.

 

[ChromaQuack]

So, absolutely failed at stand up to the point he had to hide LIKE A BUCK BROKEN BITCH behind a paywall and low-key passively-aggressively threatening to use his non-practicing lawyer legal juju to get back at anyone attempting to laugh at him.

What's next, he's going to get into wearing clown makeup and beat 3 guys to death in a train? he certainly has the shitty standup and immense mental illness part down.

Ooooh but he said he had a great time!, what's that Nicky, maybe a little bit nervous? it's fine, you can always count on the sweet sweet nectar inside the bottle to soothe, have a drink Nicky! take that edge off! have two! have three just in case!.

 

[KingofSomething]

Based upon what the "Steel Toe Morning Show" guys were saying, it seems like Nick's set would create massive problems in most normal comedy venues. They basically told him not to even try it outside of the venue he was in.

Damn, doing those jokes in another venue could have made for some real comedy.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

It seems so familiar . . . the terrible stand-up comedy, the dumb gay mustang, the pompous neurotic tweeting:











Drexel better watch his child because pepperoni is going to be on the menu.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

HA HA HA HA!

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Nick was postind days ago with Dick that Jim would be on their side against July.

Someone should screenshot that comment and reply with it.

 

[Lidl Drip]

It seems so familiar . . . the terrible stand-up comedy, the dumb gay mustang, the pompous neurotic tweeting:

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Drexel better watch his child because pepperoni is going to be on the menu.

He was eating niggeroni in the kitchen during that "all men are gay" video!

"You DID fart into our wife's vagina, stalker child!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Damn, doing those jokes in another venue could have made for some real comedy.

From what I've heard thus far, doing his set in another venue might have caused them to cut his mic and escort him off stage. Instead of arrogantly going 20 minutes over, he wouldn't have even made it through the scheduled 10.

But again, I'm interested in seeing the full thing before I pass judgement. What the Steel Toe Morning Show guys said, along with him paywalling it, has got my interest piqued.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Damn Elissa nailed that thumbnail. That is the face of the Shylock of Venice at your door to collect on interest, but after a three day bender.

 

[Neetorino]

So I'm setting the video to the proper timecode, as I have zero interest in transcribing the 14 minutes at the start of the MC for this, I find this beautiful frame.
Every Frame's a Painting after all, and boy is this one beautiful. You see Nick, wildly overdressed, attempting to get on stage and fumbling a little. The MC attempts the classic "surprise buttsex" maneuver via the microphone on Nick. Nearly dead center frame is a fat faggot in bright red howling like a baboon. With his whore and our wife beside him, they are ready to witness the absolute humiliation of Nicholas Rekieta.
Wish me luck on this transcription, thank you to the mysterious friend who is sharing the footage!