Japanese prison might not be the proud poo poo pee pee rape dungeon that we host here in the US but I hear it's no picnic. I watched some TV show about some hippy faggot who tried to smuggle drugs into the country once and you pretty much get sat down and are told to do a prion job like folding paper or something. If you act like a retard doing that (highly likely for Johnny) then they just stick you in solitary for the rest of your sentence.
Tiny room, rice and bean paste twice a day, no contact for FIVE YEARS.
lmao