Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Rick, and people like him often make these claims about what other people and nations have done. Russia is the boogeyman de jure, and Rick has made some fascinating claims about Putin's reach over American politics, amongst other things. But missing from these assertions of "facts" is the mechanism, the way, the proof how how this was all done. These talking heads also disregard the fact that every single thing that they accuse their chosen foe of doing, America and it's government is just as guilty. There is no geopolitical dirty trick that has been used by some other nation that America has not, and does not currently use. Our government also frequently uses dirty tricks on its own populace.

Patrick is most likely blinded to these truths by the fact that he is fat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can't wait until Netflix releases their castrated version of the Three Body Problem so that Fatrick will claim to have always been a fan of the books. Apparently even king Obama endorsing the book series wasn't enough for him to read it.

I don't like Obama and even I want to read it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

>dude let's just do a terraforming megaproject on a massive scale, on a remote planet that we haven't even managed to get a single person to visit yet
really makes you think

but for real, i remember reading explorations of this topic a while ago, they concluded that the total amount of gas that could possibly released from glaciers and ice caps on mars would still leave us with an extremely thin atmosphere several orders of magnitude below what would be necessary to sustain any form of life. and also if i recall correctly the proposed method for delivering the insane amounts of energy needed to turn all that frozen solid material into gas was a series of nuclear explosion, so the whole idea is a total meme to begin with

A big problem even if you could find enough gas for a workable atmosphere (by harvesting comets from the Oort Cloud, for instance, all stuff that are way beyond our tech level and would need the fucking Martian Mechanicum to accomplish in the first place) is the lack of a magnetosphere.
Without it Solar winds are just going to strip away the atmosphere again, which is why Mars is already fucked to begin with.
Unless you can somehow restart the core, or otherwise generate a global magnetic field, you can forget Terraforming.
We'd be better off building domes.
That at least is something accomplishable at our current tech level and doesn't require ungodly amounts of resources, power, and time. Terraforming may be feasible for Kardashev Level 1 Civilizations, easy for Level 2 and upward, we aren't even Level 1 yet.
Pat thinks Disney Star Wars is good Sci Fi.
He's a fucking idiot.

 

[BrazilianDog]

A big problem even if you could find enough gas for a workable atmosphere (by harvesting comets from the Oort Cloud, for instance, all stuff that are way beyond our tech level and would need the fucking Martian Mechanicum to accomplish in the first place) is the lack of a magnetosphere.

Sorry you're so stupid child, but it's actually extremely easy to deposit enough gas for a workable and liveable atmosphere. We simply send a one way rocket towards the geographical northern pole of Mars during the period when Mars is as closest to the Sun as possible. Once the rocket lands, we empty out my wife's pussy.
Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sorry you're so stupid child, but it's actually extremely easy to deposit enough gas for a workable and liveable atmosphere. We simply send a one way rocket towards the geographical northern pole of Mars during the period when Mars is as closest to the Sun as possible. Once the rocket lands, we empty out my wife's pussy.
Enjoy prison, stalker.

I wondered why she'd been storing all those farts.
I don't think you can breath methane though.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I can't wait until Netflix releases their castrated version of the Three Body Problem so that Fatrick will claim to have always been a fan of the books. Apparently even king Obama endorsing the book series wasn't enough for him to read it.

Isn't that the Sci-Fi series so enmeshed in Chinese culture and thinking that English translations have to have extensive footnotes explaining them?

Now I really want Netflix to release their crappy version. I can't wait to see Patrick child actual Chinese people.

 

[Piggle Rick]

What the hell is this

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It's like if Twitter existed after 9/11. This guy wants to blow up 10 countries and thinks we should all join hands to do it. Also he thinks Putin caused the House to not have a Speaker?

Here's the ThreadReader version so you don't have to log in: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1716977113822118315.html and page archive because this thing is too fucking long https://archive.ph/3Irbr

Fuck he’s stupid. The EU is still buying Russian gas and oil. Even a kid could look that up.
Why would Ukraine have stockpiles of North Vietnam weaponry? Could Ukraine actually be the bad guys….?
I just can’t read any more of his drivel. If I wanted to be a kindergarten teacher I would have gone for that. Fuck this dumb fatty.

 

[Something Awful]

Isn't that the Sci-Fi series so enmeshed in Chinese culture and thinking that English translations have to have extensive footnotes explaining them?

Not really. I listened to the audiobooks, which obviously don't have footnotes, and I'm sure there are plenty of references I missed out on, but it's not like the books were incomprehensible because of that.

By the way, if people are worried the Netflix version will suck, there is already a 30-episode Chinese adaptation of the first book (with English subtitles). It's very faithful to the book, perhaps excessively so, but it's pretty good if you're a fan of the novels. Personally, I'm looking forward to the Netflix series as well, it will be fun to see a different take with a huge budget.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What the hell is this

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It's like if Twitter existed after 9/11. This guy wants to blow up 10 countries and thinks we should all join hands to do it. Also he thinks Putin caused the House to not have a Speaker?

Here's the ThreadReader version so you don't have to log in: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1716977113822118315.html and page archive because this thing is too fucking long https://archive.ph/3Irbr

> "seems to be getting some traction"
> less than 100k views on the inciting tweet
> instant diminishing returns by the second (90% drop-off)
> a few dozen replies that aren't Fatrick replying to himself

Even Keffals could pull better numbers than this back when he was king of the ratio. Shamefur dispray, Pattohrikku.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Isn't that the Sci-Fi series so enmeshed in Chinese culture and thinking that English translations have to have extensive footnotes explaining them?

I read the first one, (don't recommend), and the footnotes were mostly about how the Cultural Revolution is viewed in the mainland today as that what's set the plot in motion. You could make the argument that the actual structure is gonna be way off kilter to the average westerner because it's Chinese. I'm not that familiar but it tracks with what I have seen. It may just be weird and bad though.

 

[valis]

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Posting on the second, better app to tell people to go read his thread on the dead app.

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It's like a toddler proudly displaying the contents of its potty to people in the hope that they'll tell it it's a clever boy.

 

[grapeshark77]

Both CRINK and "Axis of Assholes" were stolen. Now the second one is a normal joke you could make, but CRINK? He clearly lifted it and turned it into a thread.

 

[Lord Denning]

Patrick is in the middle of an hour long rambling 24+ Xeet thread.

That tweet thread is ~1500 words. If he wrote that many words daily he could finish a first draft of a 100,000 word novel in a little over two months. All this wasted effort for no Twitter engagement, when he could have been finishing his Dickens fanfiction. Honestly, it would be tragic if it was anyone besides Pat.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I just can’t read any more of his drivel.

Pat's Twitter is the real life equivalent of the Necronomicon: little by little, each new entry hacks away a bit of the reader's sanity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

All this wasted effort for no Twitter engagement, when he could have been finishing his Dickens fanfiction.

The funniest thing the protestors have done to Pat is troll him into ruining his own life without him realizing it.

I’m shocked he even attained a 1.7 GPA with gym factored in.

 

[Broadside]

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Posting on the second, better app to tell people to go read his thread on the dead app.

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43 year old man legally not allowed to be near his own daughter bragging that he got a few likes telling liberals what they want to hear. Very sad.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Both CRINK and "Axis of Assholes" were stolen. Now the second one is a normal joke you could make, but CRINK? He clearly lifted it and turned it into a thread.

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I was a child when Bush was president, and jingoistic bravado and moralistic grandstanding in favor of it just makes me cringe.
"You are either with the right side of history or you are with the axis of evil"
Nobody wants to go to war and die for your retarded imperialism.
Leave as alone, you bloodthirsty boomers. And fuck every moron like Patrick supporting other men going to die in their place, so that they can be smug on the supposedly dead bird app.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

2 weeks later, i am now finally free. i have the entire thread.
My view of Patrick have not changed much, he's still a fat retarded fake macho man with an impressive ability to deny reality. In these he is remarkably consistent. His desperate search for clout and relevancy makes him an easy targets for trolls, an embarassment to his colleagues, a laughinstock to his competitors and prove to believe his sycophant who are somehow dumber than him, like Wu and Jackie. Pat is a maelstrom of inferiority and stupidity that sucks in anybody stupid enough to try and help him. It would be a tragic situation if the entire thing was not completely self inflicted, and he didn't have the key to the jail in his pocket for 5years+. Keep on oinking, fatrick.

Also a word of thanks for the contributors here who keeps the thread going and the hogmilk flowing. Extra special ty to Mr Moonface for the herculean (and probably sisyphean) task of recording the daily dealings of Pat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I was a child when Bush was president, and jingoistic bravado and moralistic grandstanding in favor of it just makes me cringe.
"You are either with the right side of history or you are with the axis of evil"
Nobody wants to go to war and die for your retarded imperialism.
Leave as alone, you bloodthirsty boomers. And fuck every moron like Patrick supporting other men going to die in their place, so that they can be smug on the supposedly dead bird app.

He would be sent over, but Hamas would kill him for being a pig.

 

[FinnSven]

I was a child when Bush was president, and jingoistic bravado and moralistic grandstanding in favor of it just makes me cringe.
"You are either with the right side of history or you are with the axis of evil"
Nobody wants to go to war and die for your retarded imperialism.
Leave as alone, you bloodthirsty boomers. And fuck every moron like Patrick supporting other men going to die in their place, so that they can be smug on the supposedly dead bird app.

Goodness! You zoomer.

Think that you get PTSD from going to school and everyone not being super nice to you?

You need a clip round the ear, then taken to a barber to cut off that silly bright dye job, and given a short back and sides.

Then you need to be thrown into a proper boot camp which standards of “Don’t ask don’t tell” are that no matter how much your bunk mates beat you with soap you don’t rat them out, while an angry drill sergeant constantly berates you and questions your sexual orientation.

Followed by a few tours in Nam, which your only RnR will be attempting to surf during a pitched helicopter battle, maybe a ten dorrar sucky fucky, before going back into the shit to fight Charlie, kill civilians and burn villages.

By the time you are demobbed you will be expected to be so used to harrowing chaos you will relish the chance to gamble with your own life on Russian roulette games, until you eventually return to civvy street to argue with traffic and accuse unseen aliens of stealing your thoughts.

Maybe Fatrick is a fat cowardly tub of shit who would fail basic training and be ineligible for the draft on the basis of being too much of an intolerable risk.
But this doesn’t give you the right to blame boomers for wars!