Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Come on Mama Meth, give us some REAL entertainment and take your little cherub on a roadtrip to one of those Las Vegas casinos I hear about that pour free margheritas down your throat and have all you can eat buffets for like a dollar or whatever. Amber would have a great time; she loves to eat (clearly), has reunited with her old friend Shitty Premade Cocktails, and is hurpling as fast as her leygs will carry her towards a gambling addiction. What could possibly go wrong?

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[Boolean Bitch]

I cannot possibly think of a more appropriate slot machine for Amber to play than one based on a monster who is always screaming to be fed and is intent on sucking the life out of everyone it gets close to...

She reminds me of that scene in The Simpsons when Principal Skinner is explaining to Bart's parents about how Bart brings down everyone around him. "The Cone of Ignorance" (though I guess we could call Amber's effect the cone of failure):

I'm not looking forward to the inevitable ''I'm a gambling addict/alcoholic, it's my Mommy's fault'' pity party.

Watch how quick Hambo McGee forgets about her Mom when/if a new arse wiper shows up. I love how she feels the need to state she's not dieting, bitch, you never have. Pretending to diet on camera is not the same as actually dieting.
What a boring sack of shit this has all become.

Welcome to the "Methmom Era".

Now I wouldn't bet on Amber becoming a full blown gambling addict. Most people don't become addicts to this stuff but what I wanted to express was that she's significantly more at risk of this than the average person.

I think she has other stronger and more desirable addictions she'd much rather endulge in (food, social media, shopping) as well as her insatiable thirst for attention and validation. I only think there would be risk of a gambling addiction forming if those other addictions were taken away from her.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

At first I questioned why she was so excited about going to the casino, but then I remembered that casinos have a lot of bright, flashing colors. Definitely a giant toddler

 

[pippeyyy]

In gaycare she claimed to have spent thousands gambling on her phone. It was the summer she was making a shit load of money. She literally has no new storylines. Not even blowing most of her paycheck at the casino would be new. Just a different way for her to do the same shit she has done every single day. Death would be the only thing to end this cycle.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I think she has other stronger and more desirable addictions she'd much rather endulge in (food, social media, shopping) as well as her insatiable thirst for attention and validation. I only think there would be risk of a gambling addiction forming if those other addictions were taken away from her.

Porque no los dos?

 

[marjoram]

Oh, yes please. Bring on the gambling addiction. It gets her out of the house, is "exciting", promotes "Mommy and Me time", and is food adjacent ie going out to a restaurant afterwards to continue that dopamine kick.

It has all the things! And sucking down a few "drinkypoos" back at the sty to wind down from a hard day of chucking your dwindling funds down the toilet? Hell, ya!

So. Much. Potential.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think that her previous girlfriends were used as her mother to tell her what to do, when to bathe, when to get up, etc. Being by herself shows us that she cannot function without an adult taking care of her. I do not think that being close to her mother is doing Amber any good. It avoid Amber from growing up.

 

[Cock wombler]

Apologies I've been slacking on the tiktok updates but luckily she hasn't posted many.
I believe these were all posted on October 23rd 2023. Tiktok doesn't give dates it just says 2 days ago.

Lol not a single tear no matter how hard she tried to force one out.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Being around each other is not going to do either of them any good unless they’re actively working through past issues and the only thing Amber works through is troughs of food.

Turd raises an interesting point; past girlfriends and THEIR parents, (Casey’s mom, Krystal’s parents), may have been used as parental substitutes but I’ll suggest as a substitute parent to defy.

All these folks may have tried to act in loci parents but Amber wasn’t listening.

I wonder if her mom is dumb enough to quit her job and try to hop on the ALR money train. That would be idiotic for so many reasons. I wonder if ALR is actively or passively-aggressively trying to remove her mom’s boyfriend from the scene or trying to limit the amount of time mom spends with him.

The problem with not setting strict limits right away makes it much more difficult to do so later.

Mom needs to really be careful. Right now in theory, she holds the upper hand. If she allows herself to come under Amber’s control , she’s screwed.

Amber… no need to grow up if she can coax others to do her adulting for her.

This, as usual, will not end well.

 

[peach tea]

Standing behind Amber on a escalator
Yes or no?

I just pictured being behind her on one of those really steep escalators that go on forever like the ones at the Atlanta airport. The anxiety would get worse and worse with every inch you move. Could an escalator even move her? I know they carry hundreds of people but 500lb on one step is crazy.

Joke’s on Amber and escalators because white Jesus blessed me with severe vertigo and I can’t go on escalators without falling over lol I’m medically exempt from this hypothetical scenario. My doctor gave me a note.

Now, here’s my cursed scenario since I’m doomed to be a forever elevator user… imagine stepping into an elevator with Amber and seeing the little weight limit sign next to the buttons.

 

[Goatchoker]

I just pictured being behind her on one of those really steep escalators that go on forever like the ones at the Atlanta airport. The anxiety would get worse and worse with every inch you move. Could an escalator even move her? I know they carry hundreds of people but 500lb on one step is crazy.

Joke’s on Amber and escalators because white Jesus blessed me with severe vertigo and I can’t go on escalators without falling over lol I’m medically exempt from this hypothetical scenario. My doctor gave me a note.

Now, here’s my cursed scenario since I’m doomed to be a forever elevator user… imagine stepping into an elevator with Amber and seeing the little weight limit sign next to the buttons.

I would not everrrrr go on an elevator with her, hell if it’s fullish, I wait. (super hate elevators regardless, can not handle them) I’m sorry you’re a forever elevator user, escalators also suck, I get woozy and have to hold on to the rail much to my bfs chagrin.

All it takes is one misstep and we are in an Indiana jones scene.

 

[pippeyyy]

Apologies I've been slacking on the tiktok updates but luckily she hasn't posted many.
I believe these were all posted on October 23rd 2023. Tiktok doesn't give dates it just says 2 days ago.

Lol not a single tear no matter how hard she tried to force one out.
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Hahaha, Hamber pretending she has ever made anyone yell from any sexual pleasure. She's going to start getting way too explicit if she doesn't find a new wiper soon.

It will be period hole, repaired hymen, penetration talk all over again.

 

[Xenomorph]

Being around each other is not going to do either of them any good unless they’re actively working through past issues and the only thing Amber works through is troughs of food.

Turd raises an interesting point; past girlfriends and THEIR parents, (Casey’s mom, Krystal’s parents), may have been used as parental substitutes but I’ll suggest as a substitute parent to defy.

All these folks may have tried to act in loci parents but Amber wasn’t listening.

I wonder if her mom is dumb enough to quit her job and try to hop on the ALR money train. That would be idiotic for so many reasons. I wonder if ALR is actively or passively-aggressively trying to remove her mom’s boyfriend from the scene or trying to limit the amount of time mom spends with him.

The problem with not setting strict limits right away makes it much more difficult to do so later.

Mom needs to really be careful. Right now in theory, she holds the upper hand. If she allows herself to come under Amber’s control , she’s screwed.

Amber… no need to grow up if she can coax others to do her adulting for her.

This, as usual, will not end well.

Remember, Amber has gone without her Mother for a long time, we know she is stunted mentally stuck at 13 years old so honestly she will drive a wedge between her Mother's bf and Mamalynn. Because if Mom dares says no to her in any way Amber will remind her Mother of how not there she was for her and how her being fat as fuck is all HER FAULT.
The boyfriend is going to be a problem right now Hammy is playing nice only because she's getting what she wants right now but eventually Mamalynn bf will be annoyed at Amber wanting to suck up all of Kristines time.
Her Mom is already doing Mom shit for Hammy prolly out of guilt, helping her unpack, cooking for her and taking her out for shit. But, it's still new but once the newness of being with Momlynn wears off Amber is gonna want her Mom to drop everything for her and if her Mother doesnt she will lay that guilt trip down HARD.
Prison wasn't Mamalynn's punishment, living with the monster she helped create is. Whats interesting is Aunt Tammy or Ambers meemaw dont go out with them prolly cause they cant stand her fat ass. I mean she has cousins round her age if not a lil bit younger why not hang with them? Im assuming they dont like Bingo and Wammart hikes. Maybe Momma is trying to get Amby to go to church to get that dyke devil out of her and find a nice church-going man.
Whelp!

 

[Cluster Beezin]

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This one just gave me the most disgusting mental image. I would like to sue for emotional damages.

 

[FatalTater]

LoserLynn still hasn't found a new butler?
But she's made sad tiktoks and tried to be sexy and everything!
tsk.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Apologies I've been slacking on the tiktok updates but luckily she hasn't posted many.
I believe these were all posted on October 23rd 2023. Tiktok doesn't give dates it just says 2 days ago.

Lol not a single tear no matter how hard she tried to force one out.
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I don’t get this. Is she crying because she’s yet to find a partner that will accept and put up with her her yo-yo dieting and maintaining 530lbs?

I just pictured being behind her on one of those really steep escalators that go on forever like the ones at the Atlanta airport. The anxiety would get worse and worse with every inch you move. Could an escalator even move her? I know they carry hundreds of people but 500lb on one step is crazy.

Joke’s on Amber and escalators because white Jesus blessed me with severe vertigo and I can’t go on escalators without falling over lol I’m medically exempt from this hypothetical scenario. My doctor gave me a note.

Now, here’s my cursed scenario since I’m doomed to be a forever elevator user… imagine stepping into an elevator with Amber and seeing the little weight limit sign next to the buttons.

Her hand was shaking as they went up that escalator. I bet you she was afraid of breaking or falling down it.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think shes deprwessed because she cant snag someone with the usual bait.
I think her old tricks arent working and her online footprint being what it is.

 

[FatalTater]

I don’t get this. Is she crying because she’s yet to find a partner that will accept and put up with her her yo-yo dieting and maintaining 530lbs?

She hooked Becky by doing a sad drunk stream after Destiny left. Probably thinks that's how dating works now.

 

[Xenomorph]

I don’t get this. Is she crying because she’s yet to find a partner that will accept and put up with her her yo-yo dieting and maintaining 530lbs?


Her hand was shaking as they went up that escalator. I bet you she was afraid of breaking or falling down it.

Well that and she wears her pants sagging so the layrgs of her pants drag, really easy to get snagged on those teeth

What is this shit? Like what is she doing?
Christ, her music taste is so bad.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Wipey ain't coming back gorl lol