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Since Haramber is in Oklahoma now, she should get some barbecue there and do a mukbang. I want to see her eat ribs.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Rem Farms
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I think she's planning on eating everything.
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Pfff, as if she'd ever have the brainpower or attention span to manage that many strips.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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What is the possibility of her getting really into bingo just to die of a heart attack due to excitement from winning a round?
I can imagine the headline written : "Famous YouTuber Dies of Heart Attack While at OKC Bingo Hall"
I can imagine the headline written : "Famous YouTuber Dies of Heart Attack While at OKC Bingo Hall"
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AH GAMBLING! FANTASTIC!
We gonna go full blown gambler! Yeap Mama Reid is a gambling addict
We gonna go full blown gambler! Yeap Mama Reid is a gambling addict
Mekahineyho
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Fuckin ball chin out there lmao
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Mama Reid out here blowing Amber's money faster than she can earn it.
Mekahineyho
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Standing behind Amber on a escalator
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
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Well yeah cause I wanna kms everyday.
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Her skin is deteriorating fast. Her forehead is a disaster in this most recent vlog. I look forward to her new addiction to the dopamine hellscape that is gambling.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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You miss the buzz balls at the ending. Nothing like a high carb dinner followed by two sugary alcoholic drinks. Her kidney's most love her.
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So her mother made Grandmas Soy Sauce Egg White Scallion and Bacon spegooter for her 10 year fativersary on Jew Tube?
Lawd Jesus.
So Mamalynn feeds the pig after Amber pays for a day out at the ole Bingo hall or Casino also LOL at Ambers Mother trying to get her to go to church but gambling is okay as a second choice, lady gambling is a SIN.
Who you foolin with this church shit? Going through the motions so you can use the food bank?
Lawd Jesus.
So Mamalynn feeds the pig after Amber pays for a day out at the ole Bingo hall or Casino also LOL at Ambers Mother trying to get her to go to church but gambling is okay as a second choice, lady gambling is a SIN.
Who you foolin with this church shit? Going through the motions so you can use the food bank?
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That's so weird! The bow, the scarf, the glasses, the obnoxious colours and patterns... it's kind of a mix of her past and present.
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Plot Summary with Commentary! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber pretended that her new gorlfriend Kristine (who is a 50% genetic match to Amber), had NEVER gone to the discount shops in OKC (the city that Amber is new to and Kristine isn't), and had to tag along to witness the event - and eat/buy a fugly purse. Amber also started the slow process of decluttering her pets by encouraging Rarity to play in the clothes dryer. And now back to Amber's Okalhoma shituation! Take us in close to this black hole, Mr Paris, but stay clear of it's event horizon.
More showering talk. Remember when she first moved in and talked about showering, then immediately in the next scene said she had to go out to buy a curtain? I do. I'm sure those wax melt thingies are working overtime in the new place. I wonder how long before her neighbours call the police because they are concerned about a dead body in the building?
Amber feels like she has nothing to wear today, despite having all of these clothes. I'm guessing that's because most of them don't fit. Amber starts rambling about what clothes she has to pad out the video.
JUMPCUT!! Talking about the junk on the living room built in shelf. It's where she now stores her perfume because she's a quirky gorl - and not because she has NO SPACE in that tiny bathroom of hers.
JUMPCUT!! Sitting outside... in what looks to be a stripmall parking lot (waiting for her ride, I guess). Amber tells us that going to a casino has ALWAYS been on her bucket list - and didn't just magically appear on that list 5 minutes ago because Kristine's going and Amber can't be alone.
"We're currently at ... a casino". Just give up, Amber; there aren't THAT many casinos within a reasonable driving distance of your apartment, and EVERYONE will figure it out, anyway.
In highschool when she was 16, Amber spent 5 nights in Reno, Nevada... You know, during her terrible childhood when she only owned one pair of pants.
JUMPCUT!! CASINO! Escalator Action!! HOLY SHIT you can hear the escalator groan when she steps on it!
Kristine warns Amber to step off at the top to not trip. I wonder how many stupid things Amber's been doing in front of her mother for attention that Kristine felt the need to say this?
Kristine films Amber feeding her YouTube money into some sort of flashing/strobing monstrousity of a machine, then trains Amber how to use the machine. Watching children get trained by their parents to one day take their place in the family business never fails to warm my cold, dead heart!
Kristine could be heard in the background telling Amber that she tried to get Amber to go with her to church. Amber's too distracted by the flashing lights and obnoxious noises. SHUT UP, Kristine: for the first time since she was 5, Amber's no longer the largest and most obnoxious thing in the room. Let her have her 'MOLMUNT'!
Amber plays dumb and pretends that she doesn't understand the whole credit thing. We remember you talking about playing cellphone gambling apps, Amber. You aren't fooling anyone.
FREEZE FRAME!!
*touch touch - touchtouchtouchtouchtouch!!!*
JUMPCUT!! Free drinks, so Amber got a diet pepsi.
JUMPCUT!! Back outside, waiting for mom to bring the car over (though Amber says her mom's in the bathroom). Amber talks about the $43 she won on a spin - but not how much she lost in total. Amber wants to go get something to eat.
JUMPCUT!! Back at home in her bathroom - with her shower curtain looking EXACTLY the same as it has for the last two weeks. Every single wrinkle and fold ... I guess Amber's not familiar with the concept of incidentals (I think that's the term for it) in forensics, or she'd AT LEAST be moving that curtain every day to make her showering bullshit a little harder to debunk.
Amber talks about the Mexican food they got before Kristine dumped Amber back at home. Amber tells her audience that she's not on track and hasn't weighed herself since her first day in her apartment (over 2 weeks ago) - shocking absolutely NO ONE.
Amber talked to her mom about getting back on track so Kristine would support her, and asked Amber what diet she wanted to do. Amber's the super-mega-uber-deathstar fatfuck... but it's KRISTINE that have to diet for Amber to even (pretend) to take her situation (type deal) seriously... just like Jade had to... and Becky... and Krystle. Yeah, it's official: Kristine is Amber's girlfriend.
Amber talks about the 31 lbs she lost on OMAD.... but not about how just before that she ate like an absolute glutton to put on 40 extra pounds (so she had the 31 to lose without risking her falling below her prized weight of 500lbs).
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day. Makeup sperging.
Amber woke up today feeling extremely depressed, because of her non-existent love life. Awww, cheer up, Amber! You have a girfriend! Kristine does EVERYTHING with you that your girlfriends did - well, except live with you and wipe your ass... but I'm sure you'll mentally wear her down to accept that, too. ANNNNNNDDDD, unlike your previous gorlfriends, YOU'VE ACTUALLY BEEN NEAR HER VAGINA!
[I'm aware of how horrifying that statement was, but this is so boring and terrible that it needs some shock value. Only Amber could turn people apathetic to watching a person slowly sink further into addiction and self-destruction.]
Amber says she's hurting, and that she's 'not allowed to go into details'. Fuck off, Ambo. Everyone KNOWS you're going to throw Jade under the bus and make her out to be some abusive monster for content. Just get it over with - or STFU.
Amber sat in bed for HOURS when she woke up (and didn't hurple to the fridge for food), and that's how she KNEW she was depressed!... So she FORCED herself to eat, so she wouldn't waste away. And now she's going to FORCE herself to clean things that don't need to be cleaned (because it's therapeutic for her).
FREEZE FRAME!!
*THAT* needs to be cleaned! Why don't you clean that?! What an absolute pig.
Amber says that she has trash valet in this building, but has only been putting out one or two loose boxes each time - to create another bullshit storyline in order to get rage-engagement from her audience. The mattress was loaned to her from her grandma when Amber first moved in so that she had something to sleep on until her furniture arrived.
JUMPCUT!! Space has been cleared (I guess she made Mom's boyfriend take out the boxes when he got the mattress - who else would have done it?) As Amber had to go through the livingroom to the bedroom and then through the closet to the bathroom, this change is going to cut her daily steps down by 75%!! Efficiency!
JUMPCUT!! Her mom's boyfriend set up Amber's TV for her (probably because he got sick of hearing her hint about it for two weeks).
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day. Amber's in a poop bun and wearing a shir-dress that she hasn't worn since she was at her fattest. Three days in one vlog, which Amber says she doesn't like doing - because she gets double revenue if she breaks her one garbage video into TWO garbage videos.
She's having another 'low molment' with her mental health. Gee... it's almost as if gorging on junk, shopping, gambling, and overall indulgent behaviour isn't good for you! Amber feels like she's drowning, but she has to 'ride the wave' (by doing nothing but complain and engage in self-indulgent behaviour). HA!! Someone 'close' to her (probably her mom) said "Learn to swim!". EXACTLY.. DO SOMETHING about your 'mentulz'!!
To continue with Amber's drowing analogy:
Mama and her boyfriend are coming over later to cook "grandma's recipe". LOL! (For those new, it's dry spaghetti covered in scrambled eggs, bacon bits, scallions, and drowned in soy sauce).
Amber talks about her 10 year YouTube anniversary coming up next month (and her content is EXACTLY the same, other than the extra 200 lbs). "Here's to another decade!"
JUMPCUT!! Amber shows the ingredients for 'grandma's recipe'. NO ONE WANTS TO MAKE THIS! Amber also got herself Takis, tamales, salami, meatballs, and multiple frozen dinners (because she has to FORCE herself to eat, you guize!)
FREEZE FRAME!!
This should have been double spoilered...
Her folds are sweaty, knees weak, layyygs are heavy
There’s vomit on her dress already, grandma’s spaghetti..
[I couldn't help myself...]
Shovelling in massive sized bites for feeder clicks [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Kristine left, and the kitchen is a disaster. How do you make such a big mess dumping dry, overcooked scrambled ayygs and microwave bacon over dry spaghetti?! Amber moves things around while babbling.
JUMPCUT!! All clean!! LOL, just kidding; it's all been shoved into the now overflowing sink.
JUMPCUT!! Sitting on the couch, drinking some Buzzballs! Byee.
Amber feels like she has nothing to wear today, despite having all of these clothes. I'm guessing that's because most of them don't fit. Amber starts rambling about what clothes she has to pad out the video.
JUMPCUT!! Talking about the junk on the living room built in shelf. It's where she now stores her perfume because she's a quirky gorl - and not because she has NO SPACE in that tiny bathroom of hers.
JUMPCUT!! Sitting outside... in what looks to be a stripmall parking lot (waiting for her ride, I guess). Amber tells us that going to a casino has ALWAYS been on her bucket list - and didn't just magically appear on that list 5 minutes ago because Kristine's going and Amber can't be alone.
"We're currently at ... a casino". Just give up, Amber; there aren't THAT many casinos within a reasonable driving distance of your apartment, and EVERYONE will figure it out, anyway.
In highschool when she was 16, Amber spent 5 nights in Reno, Nevada... You know, during her terrible childhood when she only owned one pair of pants.
JUMPCUT!! CASINO! Escalator Action!! HOLY SHIT you can hear the escalator groan when she steps on it!
Kristine warns Amber to step off at the top to not trip. I wonder how many stupid things Amber's been doing in front of her mother for attention that Kristine felt the need to say this?Kristine films Amber feeding her YouTube money into some sort of flashing/strobing monstrousity of a machine, then trains Amber how to use the machine. Watching children get trained by their parents to one day take their place in the family business never fails to warm my cold, dead heart!
Kristine could be heard in the background telling Amber that she tried to get Amber to go with her to church. Amber's too distracted by the flashing lights and obnoxious noises. SHUT UP, Kristine: for the first time since she was 5, Amber's no longer the largest and most obnoxious thing in the room. Let her have her 'MOLMUNT'!
Amber plays dumb and pretends that she doesn't understand the whole credit thing. We remember you talking about playing cellphone gambling apps, Amber. You aren't fooling anyone.
FREEZE FRAME!!
*touch touch - touchtouchtouchtouchtouch!!!*
JUMPCUT!! Free drinks, so Amber got a diet pepsi.
JUMPCUT!! Back outside, waiting for mom to bring the car over (though Amber says her mom's in the bathroom). Amber talks about the $43 she won on a spin - but not how much she lost in total. Amber wants to go get something to eat.
JUMPCUT!! Back at home in her bathroom - with her shower curtain looking EXACTLY the same as it has for the last two weeks. Every single wrinkle and fold ... I guess Amber's not familiar with the concept of incidentals (I think that's the term for it) in forensics, or she'd AT LEAST be moving that curtain every day to make her showering bullshit a little harder to debunk.
Amber talks about the Mexican food they got before Kristine dumped Amber back at home. Amber tells her audience that she's not on track and hasn't weighed herself since her first day in her apartment (over 2 weeks ago) - shocking absolutely NO ONE.
Amber talked to her mom about getting back on track so Kristine would support her, and asked Amber what diet she wanted to do. Amber's the super-mega-uber-deathstar fatfuck... but it's KRISTINE that have to diet for Amber to even (pretend) to take her situation (type deal) seriously... just like Jade had to... and Becky... and Krystle. Yeah, it's official: Kristine is Amber's girlfriend.
Amber talks about the 31 lbs she lost on OMAD.... but not about how just before that she ate like an absolute glutton to put on 40 extra pounds (so she had the 31 to lose without risking her falling below her prized weight of 500lbs).
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day. Makeup sperging.
Amber woke up today feeling extremely depressed, because of her non-existent love life. Awww, cheer up, Amber! You have a girfriend! Kristine does EVERYTHING with you that your girlfriends did - well, except live with you and wipe your ass... but I'm sure you'll mentally wear her down to accept that, too. ANNNNNNDDDD, unlike your previous gorlfriends, YOU'VE ACTUALLY BEEN NEAR HER VAGINA!
[I'm aware of how horrifying that statement was, but this is so boring and terrible that it needs some shock value. Only Amber could turn people apathetic to watching a person slowly sink further into addiction and self-destruction.]
Amber says she's hurting, and that she's 'not allowed to go into details'. Fuck off, Ambo. Everyone KNOWS you're going to throw Jade under the bus and make her out to be some abusive monster for content. Just get it over with - or STFU.
Amber sat in bed for HOURS when she woke up (and didn't hurple to the fridge for food), and that's how she KNEW she was depressed!... So she FORCED herself to eat, so she wouldn't waste away. And now she's going to FORCE herself to clean things that don't need to be cleaned (because it's therapeutic for her).
FREEZE FRAME!!
*THAT* needs to be cleaned! Why don't you clean that?! What an absolute pig.
Amber says that she has trash valet in this building, but has only been putting out one or two loose boxes each time - to create another bullshit storyline in order to get rage-engagement from her audience. The mattress was loaned to her from her grandma when Amber first moved in so that she had something to sleep on until her furniture arrived.
JUMPCUT!! Space has been cleared (I guess she made Mom's boyfriend take out the boxes when he got the mattress - who else would have done it?) As Amber had to go through the livingroom to the bedroom and then through the closet to the bathroom, this change is going to cut her daily steps down by 75%!! Efficiency!
JUMPCUT!! Her mom's boyfriend set up Amber's TV for her (probably because he got sick of hearing her hint about it for two weeks).
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day. Amber's in a poop bun and wearing a shir-dress that she hasn't worn since she was at her fattest. Three days in one vlog, which Amber says she doesn't like doing - because she gets double revenue if she breaks her one garbage video into TWO garbage videos.
She's having another 'low molment' with her mental health. Gee... it's almost as if gorging on junk, shopping, gambling, and overall indulgent behaviour isn't good for you! Amber feels like she's drowning, but she has to 'ride the wave' (by doing nothing but complain and engage in self-indulgent behaviour). HA!! Someone 'close' to her (probably her mom) said "Learn to swim!". EXACTLY.. DO SOMETHING about your 'mentulz'!!
To continue with Amber's drowing analogy:
Mama and her boyfriend are coming over later to cook "grandma's recipe". LOL! (For those new, it's dry spaghetti covered in scrambled eggs, bacon bits, scallions, and drowned in soy sauce).
Amber talks about her 10 year YouTube anniversary coming up next month (and her content is EXACTLY the same, other than the extra 200 lbs). "Here's to another decade!"
JUMPCUT!! Amber shows the ingredients for 'grandma's recipe'. NO ONE WANTS TO MAKE THIS! Amber also got herself Takis, tamales, salami, meatballs, and multiple frozen dinners (because she has to FORCE herself to eat, you guize!)
FREEZE FRAME!!
This should have been double spoilered...
Her folds are sweaty, knees weak, layyygs are heavy
There’s vomit on her dress already, grandma’s spaghetti..
[I couldn't help myself...]
Shovelling in massive sized bites for feeder clicks [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Kristine left, and the kitchen is a disaster. How do you make such a big mess dumping dry, overcooked scrambled ayygs and microwave bacon over dry spaghetti?! Amber moves things around while babbling.
JUMPCUT!! All clean!! LOL, just kidding; it's all been shoved into the now overflowing sink.
JUMPCUT!! Sitting on the couch, drinking some Buzzballs! Byee.
TL;DR: CUNTENT. Amber shows the giant trash pile that she's been accumulating in her apartment, which likely her Mom's boyfriend had to take care of (while he was setting up her TV). Amber FORCES herself to eat Mexican food at a restaurant, gambles at the casino, and buys a bunch more trashy pseudo-food to force herself to eat at home. Amber tells her audience she's off track and not dieting (which is really just another day that ends in a Y), cries about 'drowning' in her depression (to which someone tells her to 'learn to swim'), and her mom cooks her 'grandma's recipe'. Amber drowns her sorrows with a couple buzzballs once she's left alone.
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dfranki723
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I'm not looking forward to the inevitable ''I'm a gambling addict/alcoholic, it's my Mommy's fault'' pity party.
Watch how quick Hambo McGee forgets about her Mom when/if a new arse wiper shows up. I love how she feels the need to state she's not dieting, bitch, you never have. Pretending to diet on camera is not the same as actually dieting.
What a boring sack of shit this has all become.
Watch how quick Hambo McGee forgets about her Mom when/if a new arse wiper shows up. I love how she feels the need to state she's not dieting, bitch, you never have. Pretending to diet on camera is not the same as actually dieting.
What a boring sack of shit this has all become.
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I cannot possibly think of a more appropriate slot machine for Amber to play than one based on a monster who is always screaming to be fed and is intent on sucking the life out of everyone it gets close to.
Oh, no, sweetie. That’s not going to happen. Funny you think that though.
Bilibin
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I'm so ready for a gambling addiction arc. Coincidently I was doing some reading a week or two ago on research trying to predict who develops problematic gambling habits and one of the stronger predictors is just IQ. Dumb people are at a significantly elevated risk of becoming hooked on gambling. This shouldn't be surprising since it seems obvious, but I was happy to see that empirical research backs that up.
Amber has already displayed psychological and behavioural traits that would absolutely put her at an elevated risk of becoming a gambling addict. Two most prominent things I can think of is her dopamine fuelled shopping habits where she orders shit online. Another example which we didn't hear much about, was when she spent thousands on mobile games for that dopamine rush. Issues with dopamine receptors are theorised to be part of why some people become gambling addicts and I think Amber displays a lot of these symptoms.
Another bit of research I remember reading a long time ago was the heritability of addictions cross-substances. Essentially if your biological parents are addicted to meth, you're not just more likely to develop a meth addiction but you're also more likely to become an alcoholic or gambling addict. Again not surprising but it's good that there's actual empirical data on this.
There isn't a huge amount of research on gambling disorders and the genetic contribution but the research that is available has consistently shown positive results and been replicated, meaning that our confidence in it should go up.
I don't know the financial status of her mom but I'd guess she's been poor most of her life, so she probably has a lot of bad behavioural and psychological traits (risk seeing, low impulse control, low intelligence). This stuff sometimes mellows out with age but those traits are still there and I can imagine that they can be awoken again with the right influences. Would be wild if Amber's presence and influx of financial support would cause her mom to spiral. It's a weird thing where chronically poor people are alright because they just don't have access to the kind of money to further fuck up their lives. (exaggerated example: Give a crazy homeless person a couple of grand and they'll be dead in a week.)
Now I wouldn't bet on Amber becoming a full blown gambling addict. Most people don't become addicts to this stuff but what I wanted to express was that she's significantly more at risk of this than the average person.
Amber has already displayed psychological and behavioural traits that would absolutely put her at an elevated risk of becoming a gambling addict. Two most prominent things I can think of is her dopamine fuelled shopping habits where she orders shit online. Another example which we didn't hear much about, was when she spent thousands on mobile games for that dopamine rush. Issues with dopamine receptors are theorised to be part of why some people become gambling addicts and I think Amber displays a lot of these symptoms.
Another bit of research I remember reading a long time ago was the heritability of addictions cross-substances. Essentially if your biological parents are addicted to meth, you're not just more likely to develop a meth addiction but you're also more likely to become an alcoholic or gambling addict. Again not surprising but it's good that there's actual empirical data on this.
There isn't a huge amount of research on gambling disorders and the genetic contribution but the research that is available has consistently shown positive results and been replicated, meaning that our confidence in it should go up.
I don't know the financial status of her mom but I'd guess she's been poor most of her life, so she probably has a lot of bad behavioural and psychological traits (risk seeing, low impulse control, low intelligence). This stuff sometimes mellows out with age but those traits are still there and I can imagine that they can be awoken again with the right influences. Would be wild if Amber's presence and influx of financial support would cause her mom to spiral. It's a weird thing where chronically poor people are alright because they just don't have access to the kind of money to further fuck up their lives. (exaggerated example: Give a crazy homeless person a couple of grand and they'll be dead in a week.)
Now I wouldn't bet on Amber becoming a full blown gambling addict. Most people don't become addicts to this stuff but what I wanted to express was that she's significantly more at risk of this than the average person.
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Aye, Captain! It's about to get a bit dicey in here; I suggest you all hold on tight!