Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.2%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 105 25.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 76 18.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 165 39.8%
  • Total voters
    415
SteelPlatedHeart said:
What set him off all of a sudden?
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His dick.
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He's complaining about work schedules that he has almost never had to deal with, as pointed out earlier
Strix454 said:
"I worked for YEARS to get away from the OBVIOUSLY SHIT PROPISITION of burning all your waking hours working, driving, and then doing the Jordan Peterson ballwashing/room cleaning for that date time or relaxation time you never actually have time for."

For the record, he worked for three years in his entire adult life that way. Though its not clear if he ever did that "room cleaning" thing. Now he can spend his entire day drinking and fighting with randos on twitter in his dirty house. His mistake was in not throwing himself down some stairs after he graduated college and working a disability afterward. Pretty much the same lifestyle of sitting around the house drinking all day.
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He has kind of calmed down after a few tweets, so maybe he's not seething as much. Although now that I have written this, he has probably already started again
 
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MontaShaft said:
It finally uploaded
Get a downloader ready
EDIT:
My screen grabber wouldn't let me get audio
Had to quicktime record with microphone as output
Locals caught on to screen recordings?
Its the best well get

Download before its taken down
Might take it down in 8 hrs 2 make sure @Null dont get problems
Cant upload full on kiwi
Link on downloader
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Yandex Captcha Solver said:
Null won't have issues with the video as it isn't hosted on the Farms. Worse thing is that Rekieta drops a DMCA claim on you on YouTube (make sure to screenshot it so we can laugh at him).

I've gone ahead and re-uploaded it to MEGA in case you/youtube decides to pull it down.
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I honestly do not think that Nick will DMCA anyone. That is as yet too far of a bridge to cross. He has put up a disclaimer against clipping before, amd he has done nothing.

I was only asking out of respect for Jersh. I do not understand why so many think he will take action on this one.

Also, there are much better video Downloaders that work much better and let you pick resolution. Let me help you. Hit me up for a recommendation.
 
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Captain Manning said:
That's the joke, but I actually think the bigger market might be for men with ED. Nick set himself for all sorts of speculation by introducing people to this abomination and then telling people he used it.
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I thought it had to be for men who are into CBT. You're going to be getting bollock hairs caught all over the place when you're getting it on. Even if you shave down there, the chances that you'll miss a couple are pretty high. Getting one caught in the Balldo would be excruciating.

And then what? You put your balls in a clamp so you can get them squashed between the walls of your partner's vagina? What the fuck is the point of that? The nerve endings that make your scrotum so sensitive is also what makes it uniquely painful when roughly handled. Why would you be looking for ways to willingly inflict suffering on it?

I'm telling you, it's all about CBT. He uses it when he's down at Gay 90's or having Romaine and Ricardo service him at Hedonism II. No other explanation makes any sense to me.
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
"The Anxious Attorney"
A silent film starring Nicholas Rekieta as "Rekieta Law"
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"Here we see the swinger in his natural habitat. He has found a known whore named MintSalad, here he is giving her the Biden Special, to see if she is worth taking to the bathroom for a quickie."
Also damn dude the black and white filter makes her look a whole lot like Amber Heard, another BPD Whore I think Nick said was attractive once.
 
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Peace Through Power said:
It was at the end of June, last year. Not long before he started constricting his balls.

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at around 1:19:10
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Thank you for your service, sir.

Jesus, he looked so much healthier back then.

Could one of our noble Kiwi video editors take this, add a Spongebob “3 months later” time card, and then play a video of one of his creepy drunken descriptions of how “pleasurable” the Balldo is?
 
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Tubby Aardvark said:
I'm even more confused now, Nick must have small balls if they can fit into the cuck cage and then some how shoved into our wife.
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Well, it could go both ways.
Think of it like putting a chopstick into the cylinder of a washing machine.

Catgirl Tyranid said:
Please stop talking about the balldo, the less we understand that horrendous monstrosity the better off we are.
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No. We must analyse the balldo(r) like Nick does with his bulls.
No half measure.
Unless you're Balldo then it's half an inch.
 
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MontaShaft said:
It finally uploaded
Get a downloader ready
EDIT:
My screen grabber wouldn't let me get audio
Had to quicktime record with microphone as output
Locals caught on to screen recordings?
Its the best well get

Download before its taken down
Might take it down in 8 hrs 2 make sure @Null dont get problems
Cant upload full on kiwi
Link on downloader
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Who had the better set? Nick or A-Log?
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I honestly do not think that Nick will DMCA anyone. That is as yet too far of a bridge to cross. He has put up a disclaimer against clipping before, amd he has done nothing.

I was only asking out of respect for Jersh. I do not understand why so many think he will take action on this one.

Also, there are much better video Downloaders that work much better and let you pick resolution. Let me help you. Hit me up for a recommendation.
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Weird but okay
Seems a little jelly I had the balls to upload
 
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Peace Through Power said:
His dick.
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He's complaining about work schedules that he has almost never had to deal with, as pointed out earlier

He has kind of calmed down after a few tweets, so maybe he's not seething as much. Although now that I have written this, he has probably already started again
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Juju is trying so hard to suck up to whiny Gen Z faggots, while Nick is trying so hard to crawl up his lazy Mexican asshole.
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Must be working since they started copying his hairline.

Gen Z is soft as baby shit, just like Nick.
 
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