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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
It's not just autistic, it's fucking stupid.

What are the main themes of Coco? Music and its effect on people, and remembering/honoring family and ancestors.

So he's going to claim that a song about remembering someone, in a movie about music and remembering people, is only there for cheap emotion? Jesus fucking Christ, that's smoothbrained.

He's allergic to any emotion besides coom.
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And he's sees himself as a serious film critic who loves artsy cinema. Newsflash Adam: it isn't intelligent or being too good for mainstream studio slop to claim Remember Me is cheap emotional manipulation. It's being too stupid to understand the point of a kid's film.
 
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Adam doesn't chew his food just like he doesn't chew his movies.

As far as he's concerned, he gets the flavor and nutrients, so why bother? It's the same attitude as not finishing movies or skipping ahead in the middle because as long as the images pass before his eyes he gets the same amount of information, right? If he thought he could get away with it, he'd review movies after only watching "the Matrix in 9 minutes" edits or reading the wikipedia summary so he doesn't have to put in the work of chewing!
 
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umami's milk said:
Cushing's Syndrome?
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Repeated vomiting can cause the saliva glands to swell, especially the parotid gland on the cheeks. It's all the acid travelling back up the duct and causing inflammation. It's one of the physical signs of bulimia.
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Stalphos Johnson said:
Repeated vomiting can cause the saliva glands to swell, especially the parotid gland on the cheeks. It's all the acid travelling back up the duct and causing inflammation. It's one of the physical signs of bulimia.
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So the theories we have right now are: bulimia, drugs, or just really bad genetics. It could be all three, of course.

Edit: now that I think about it, bulimia makes the most sense. Why? Because he demonstrates this ability to puke on command in his review of the Saw movies.

 
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I find it funny that someone on stream explained swallowing his food unchewed makes it take longer to digest and thus causes it to be more calories in his body, and his response was "Ok, more calories, I needed to lose some weight anyway!" and his friend corrected him, "No, actually it's the exact opposite of everything you just said" because apparently Adum's been confusing eating calories and burning calories all his life
 
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The only reason why I could think of when I heard he doesn't chew his food is because his teeth are fucked because of bulimia so it hurts to chew even soft things. Has this been something he has always done or picked up recently? It could just be a weird autistic thing, but for sure it isn't god damn normal or healthy
Debbie Macomber said:
I find it funny that someone on stream explained swallowing his food unchewed makes it take longer to digest and thus causes it to be more calories in his body, and his response was "Ok, more calories, I needed to lose some weight anyway!" and his friend corrected him, "No, actually it's the exact opposite of everything you just said" because apparently Adum's been confusing eating calories and burning calories all his life
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That's the opposite of the truth. Food doesn't get digested correctly if it isn't chewed because the act of chewing is part of the digestion process. Evolutionarily we developed a system that involves breaking down our food in multiple stages. We process food mechanically with our teeth and our saliva has enzymes to break things down to increase the bioavailability of the nutrients inside and allow the rest of our GI tract to do it's work effectively. There's a decent chance he is malnourished and faces a variety of gastrointestinal issues from this. That's given that he doesn't just purge it later.
 
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OH MAN, THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT.

Okay, so as mentioned earlier in the thread, Adam did some movie reactions with the EFAP crew that were recorded well before his weird ass attack on the Critical Drinker and the following EFAP where he came on and basically made an ass of himself.

If you remember, Adam said that movies aren’t bad right now because indie film festivals exists, and when EFAP pointed out all the was modern movies has been fucking over established franchises or shitting on the old films/characters, Adam got all huffy and claimed it either didn’t happen, didn’t matter, or he doesn’t watch big Hollywood stuff.

Well, it just so happened that this particular video came out today:


And I want you to see this particular bit from the video where Adam goes on a bit of a tear:
 
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i hope one day scoot finds a less retarded group of friends to make funny edgy jokes during commentaries. i like the guy and the adum and pals vids with him were the only videos from adams channel that i gravitated towards watching. there were some genuinely great exchanges involving him in those. *sigh*
 
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
i hope one day scoot finds a less retarded group of friends to make funny edgy jokes during commentaries. i like the guy and the adum and pals vids with him were the only videos from adams channel that i gravitated towards watching. there were some genuinely great exchanges involving him in those. *sigh*
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Scoot is a frequent guest on the Drunken Peasants Podcast last I looked. Not exactly the less retarded group of friends we would hope for, though.
 
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Neurotic said:
Scoot is a frequent guest on the Drunken Peasants Podcast last I looked. Not exactly the less retarded group of friends we would hope for, though.
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Exactly. Adam was the edgy fag some time ago just like Scott is now. He's still a furry faggot that does some gay underground wrestling shit like Jim Sterling. Don't be deceived.
 
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