Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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In reply to a video about a woman literally crying because she had to commute to work. The logic is getting so bad that it's layered in awfulness. Virtually no impressions either. I'd be shocked if he makes a penny from this awful tweet. Not even 500 views combined. Yeesh.

That's not even a proper sentence in the second tweet.

This motherfucker pays for Xitter Blue. Why the fuck is he not using the edit function that payment gets you? I can't imagine the follow up tweets are able to gain that much adrev to make it worth just not having spelling errors in the original tweet.

Also it's a proper "Nick sentence", I can hear his unique inflections in the way the sentence is structured since he types like he speaks.

Nick brags about his writing and communication ability and constantly has issues with subject-predicate case agreement.

He is just as much a good writer as he is a lawyer: a legend in his own mind.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is the kind of dumbass that needs a hard life lesson to quit drinking. He needs to wrap his car around a telephone pole or lose his wife and kids to make him quit drinking.

Implying that he'd quit if any of those things happened. Unless it ripped off his Balldo, it wouldn't even get his attention.

He'd just seethe about the Farms mocking him if that happened.

 

[Geared Chris]

In other news, Rekieta can't spell Maine. Will Crigler cry over "his" decade-ago abortion?

And everyone can go to sleep with nightmares of Balldos dancing in your heads.

Also, he's bored and in chat already.

ETA: LOL he fixed it.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Kino Casino is just starting their Rekieta segment if anyone is interested https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

Anyone catching the replay it starts at 2:36

 

[feral cat #6385]

Time to Rectally Reck Rekieta! Like the Bulls wrecked his wife's cunt and asshole! And he wrecked her mind by abusing her and being a shit husband.

 

[Kittenwaffen]

I seem to recall Nick's argument about free speech in his chat and saying things like nigger to be that go ahead and do it but you only look like a weirdo and retard if you go around yelling nigger all day. If you see people who constantly are saying dumb and edgy shit like that, then you know who to not associate with.

Nick was correct.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Stan Feat. Nick:

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You can tell that nick was trying to get crigler to agree with him that if he was a woman he would be an OF whore in a heartbeat but crigler immediately slapped that notion away so nick has to backtrack and do some word gymnastics to make it sound his stance was actually the opposite.

Unreal how the hippie crigler is more conservative than nick now

 

[kidatari]

Rekieta called us Karen Farms
how will Kiwifarms ever recover

 

[AltisticRight]

Rekieta called us Karen Farms
how will Kiwifarms ever recover

That's a phrase coined by his dear friend Juju I think.

Funny how Ethan Ralph also used to use it. Balldo is following the gunt descent almost to script. He's already had his own "DATZZ NAWTT TROOOO" and "DO YOOOO UNDERSTANDDD" autistic escapades.

Magi-chan is taking over, there's no going back, Balldo. You'll soon realise the balldo(r) wasn't the worst thing you've worn.

 

[ChromaQuack]

That's a phrase coined by his dear friend Juju I think.

Funny how Ethan Ralph also used to use it. Balldo is following the gunt descent almost to script. He's already had his own "DATZZ NAWTT TROOOO" and "DO YOOOO UNDERSTANDDD" autistic escapades.

Magi-chan is taking over, there's no going back, Balldo. You'll soon realise the balldo(r) wasn't the worst thing you've worn.

At least Ethan had to get beaten to shit before his eye started giving out, the only beating Nicky took to his face was getting cock slapped by a herd of bulls at gay90s.

He's inferior to the king of the sektur by every single measure. I do however see great potential to make up for it with the divorce arc.

 

[Neetorino]

At least Ethan had to get beaten to shit before his eye started giving out, the only beating Nicky took to his face was getting facials from a herd of bulls at gay90s.

He's inferior to the king of the sektur by every single measure.

FTFY, women say cum in the eye hurts the worst so one too many could be the cause there.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Please stop talking about the balldo, the less we understand that horrendous monstrosity the better off we are.

On the other hand, the more we know the better we can make fun of rekieta for using it.

It doesn't work. It's for impotent men with limp dicks who are desperate for anything they can shove into a woman. They also have to have tiny balls, because normal size balls won't fit into that thing.

On it.
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A buddy of mine has it safely downloaded too. You ain't getting rid of this, cuckets.

I call it a pear of anguish for testicles.

Wouldn't it be a reverse pear of anguish? Compressing instead of spreading.

 

[Geared Chris]

Stream Lowlights Oct 25 Adam Crigler Talks New Speaker, Maine Has a New Shooter, and WTF Wednesday is a Thing Rumble here.​

Not gonna grade. You need to like Adam and chill bro talk. It was fine. Nick didn't drink much.

"I don't pay attention to most Tweets." - NR

Notable:
- @elb is still a mod!

- Kayla did not get a hysterectomy (that's been speculated here), one assumes, bc Nick is considering getting a vasectomy.

Spoiler: Sanity Check

I've never once questioned Nick's actual sanity after three years of being a loyal viewer and, more recently, a detractor.

Nick proposed tonight that Robert Card, the Maine shooter, was set up by the left to do the shooting in order to ensure that the CA magazine ban passes. WHAT? (Sure, Card's got a military background and mental health issues. That's approximately 1/4 of all veterans.)

Later Nick said he's been having spinning thoughts while trying to sleep and contemplating life. I'll leave it there.

Spoiler: Bro Talk

- Adam thinks Nick's toasts are legendary. Nick says it lets him access rare humanity in his soul (or something)

- They proposed some Tupac murder/Jada conspiracy

- Nick used to watch HGTV's Million Dollar RVs (that's not a show but sure)

- Nick does not have sound-proofing in his gunroom office but recommended bean bags to hide sound

- 6000 people watching at peak over both platforms

- Nick's annual payment in car registrations: $800 for Mustang, $850 for Naviator, $400 "van" (?). He said he'd normally not pay bc you can ignore it for a year if not pulled over. (Sounds like he's not taking that chance.)

- His Provigil generic medication is $1,400/mo so he figured out how to get it discounted to $47 for 30 pills/mo. (Funny, he previously said he only takes it during day streams. When was the last time he did one of those?)

- Nick hasn't talked to DSP in 2 years. Adam discussed his DSP interview and KeemStar joining.

- They both agreed that mass immigration leads to nationalism/racism for understandable reasons.

- Nick claims his defense of OF moms was "taken out of context by a retard". (I assume he means Elissa .)

- Chat: "Crigler looks like Hamas and Israel had a baby" (I laughed.)

- Nick's biggest check from Twitter was $91. Adam's was $180.

- Nick wants a ChatEBT of Archie Bunker talking to a Dem about Black people having problems registering to vote.

- Nick pushed joining Locals very hard. He seems to genuinely believe he did well in the standup.

- Nick repeated story about not learning how to fix cars or play guitar from his grandfather bc he wanted to play video games. Among the biggest regrets of his life.

- After Adam left, he covered this story about a dad who killed a judge. He said that men who beat their wives are not necessarily bad fathers.

Separate Note: The breakfast bourbon Nick mentioned on Monday and that I covered in the recap was with Aaron from Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron later said on his show that he did not actually want to drink at breakfast with Nick. It sounds like Aaron was being 'MN nice'.

Edit: Clarifications

 

[Harm]

- Nick hasn't talked to DSP in 2 years.

Weird, DSP's bankruptcy hearing was 3 years ago. Why would he talk to DSP in 2021?

 

[Maude Snew]

You know a bit TOO much about the Baldo. I'm starting to have concerns.

You either die an incel prude or you live long enough to put on the Balldo.

 

[sum ting wong]

Nick's annual payment in car registrations: $800 for Mustang, $850 for Naviator, $400 "van" (?). He said he'd normally not pay bc you can ignore it for a year if not pulled over. (Sounds like he's not taking that chance.)

Nick continues to prove the karen farms wrong, he is indeed black.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Edit to Add: Kayla reported serious satisfaction, as per Nick.

Well if Nick said that someone else said it, it must be true. We trust you Nick! Break your balls off inside her like a Nephilengys spider. That'll stop the bulls from embarrassing you.

 

[Potatoherder]

Always label your tmux sessions... Seems i may need to do a file lock to make sure i don't run two instances on the same capture. Since remove duplicate lines isn't working in notepad++ i'll forgo the logs. Going to attempt a few more tool, if they work out i'll add them to the post. Will post mangled logs on request. Summary info is collected in real time vs log parse so the numbers are accurate. Now onto the main show:

Pretty low night but it's Crigler and that is shown with the drop in viewers. He grew a lot since leaving Tim but he still isn't that interesting. Rumble did bad compared to YT ( $170 ).

This guy was muted 3 times:

Maxim80

Yes, I am a Nazi, but my Nazism not on racial sign, my Nazism on actions of any country or certain territory of any country:

Other muted guy was just spam.

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Total Rumbles: $ 43
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Peak Viewers: 5165
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Chat Messages: 3755 ( 353 unique users )
Muted: 4
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Start: 2023-10-25 21:53:48.352447893 -0500 CDT m=+6492.578997053
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Gross