Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

I've been doing at least one historical stream re-cap on the weekends. I'm happy to scrub through the streams when you were on Nick's show if that's of interest to you and/or the thread.

Also, do you recall if you were ever with him on streams on other people's shows?

See my post above. Sorry I can’t embed. Going to try it on my desktop ASAP

 

[feral cat #6385]

He got 200 exclusive viewers in LOCALS during a subscriber-only show. It was at 4 AM local, so this only establishes a floor for those who can catch him live.

So his audience is now unemployed/unemployable weirdos.

The white-bred ass nigger is immunized against all dangers:
One may call him a degenerate, a drunkard, a cuck, a grifter, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But call him a non-practicing lawyer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

The non-practicing lawyer cries out as he strikes you.

Find you a girl that looks at you the way Riley looks at Nick.

Ladies. Find a man who will lick you like Nick licks whiskey bottles.

With the trajectory he's going at it might turn into something like Liminal Order.

He might say he is going to make a Liminal Order but is too lazy to follow through.

- successful before they became content creators

Citation needed.

- monogamous/married from a young age (both married high-school sweethearts I believe?)

Citation needed.

By the way, Nick losing his hair isn't that big a deal since he's 41, but his inability to accept it is reflective of his refusal to mature or otherwise age gracefully. The combover looks bad on him the same way that every other cope he has looks bad. Recommend Nick accept the loss, adapt, and move on.

I'm old and I can give a toss if all my hair falls out and my nose falls off. As long as I piss and shit normally I really don't care.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I've been doing at least one historical stream re-cap on the weekends. I'm happy to scrub through the streams when you were on Nick's show if that's of interest to you and/or the thread.

Also, do you recall if you were ever with him on streams on other people's shows?

I think the last on-stream interaction Null had with Rekieta was on I, Hypocrites stream where Null asked “Who’s fucking with you?” in a fairly subdued manner that Rekieta translated to Null angrily interrogating Rekieta for the offending posters here.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is this insufferable, punchable facial expression?

I seem to have seen it on other cows.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's because he went after law and crime so hard over similar shit, if he goes after the clippers, whatever audience he has left might just fucking revolt.

Bold of you any of the people who remember are still there to begin with. Everybody who seems to remember things and not just take what Nick says that very moment at face value appear to have left him long ago. Do the 24 hour stream, Nick. Or you gonna do that one when you cross 100k from the other side? Seethe.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

His Provigil generic medication is $1,400/mo so he figured out how to get it discounted to $47 for 30 pills/mo. (Funny, he previously said he only takes it during day streams. When was the last time he did one of those?)

Man, I really didn't want to get into this, but fuck it. I take Modafinil (generic for Provigil). It's a great drug, I mean really great. A single 200mg tablet gives me a full 8-12 hours of energy without the jitteriness, anxiety, euphoria, or crash of a harsher amphetamine based stimulant. It's a godsend for people that really need it.

That being said, the retail price is expensive, but who the fuck pays retail for drugs? I have the most basic white bread insurance and 30 200mg tablets is $22.50, while apparently the fucking GoodRX price for the same thing picked up at Walmart is $29.25. Even full retail price is $800 nearly half the $1400 figure. So unless this nigger is literally intentionally paying more than the fucking GoodRX Walmart price, he's lying. Why is he lying about how expensive his goddamn narcolepsy drugs are? Beats me, but if he's lying about something so small and so demonstrably false, what else is he lying about?

 

[del_toid]

Citation needed.

I made it up

 

[Swole McPole]

That being said, the retail price is expensive, but who the fuck pays retail for drugs? I have the most basic white bread insurance and 30 200mg tablets is $22.50, while apparently the fucking GoodRX price for the same thing picked up at Walmart is $29.25.

Isn't this just the difference in price between Provagil, the branded version of the drug, and Modafinil, the generic equivalent? Branded version has a recommended retail price in the USA of $1400. Retail price in the UK is about £75.

The generic costs about $20 - $30 wherever you buy it. It's exactly the same drug. No difference at all.
Nick's cunning lawyerly brain has discovered a little known loophole in the system, in which you can buy generic drugs for a lot less than their branded equivalent. The man is a genius. I've no idea why on earth he thinks he needs Randazza to act on his behalf when this extraordinary insight and intelligence is capable of such dramatic leaps of the imagination. This medical breakthrough is capable of bringing lower cost meds to that massive segment of the population who doesn't have Google and lacks the wherewithall to go down to Walmart and ask the prices.

All hail Rekieta. The saviour of the human race.

 

[Post Reply]

The dude's dead though. Rekieta's dead and now there's just another gay retarded flesh puppet.

The only hope left for Rekieta now is that his family summons a team of priests to exorcise the Ba'alldo and Sonichu demons from him. I hope they can dodge the projectile whiskey vomit!

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

What the fuck is this insufferable, punchable facial expression?
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[A Cardboard Box]

The generic costs about $20 - $30 wherever you buy it. It's exactly the same drug. No difference at all.

Yes they are the same drug, no that's not the retail generic price. If you walk into a pharmacy with a script and ask for 30 tablets of their finest generic Modafinils, they're going to ring up $700 or whatever, however there's a dozen or more free "discount" memes out there depending on the drug store.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick recommends that the ideal for a creator would be a 4-7 day vacation EVERY MONTH.

Minor PL: I've worked more odd jobs than I can count, but I've been lucky and with my current firm for over 10 years now. Even as a European company, the PTO is generous for employees not at the mothership- an American peer to me with similar time in the company would be getting about 4 weeks vacation plus (depending on the state) sick time and holidays.

But let's just say 4 weeks, for simplicity's sake, 20 days. That's basically a work month off a year. What Rekieta is proposing would even make my colleagues in Scandinavia blush, at least 50 days off a year, rolling up to 90- over a third of a year for a Monday-Friday salary man.

This guy works about as hard as his dick can get these days.

Oh, but streamers have it so hard, I forgot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick recommends that the ideal for a creator would be a 4-7 day vacation EVERY MONTH.

Bob and Celeste Rekieta have a lot to answer for. And I don’t just mean their unwillingness to bathe.

Remember, kids: Unearned cash does at least 100x more harm than good. If you set up a trust fund for your descendants, ensure the trustees require any payouts to be given in the form of matching funds only — dollar for dollar, only monies earned will be matched by disbursements.

Otherwise your descendants will be weak faggots like Nicholas Rekieta.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

What the fuck is this insufferable, punchable facial expression?
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I seem to have seen it on other cows.
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It's the "I Know I'm Acting Like An Insufferable Retard But This Goofy Face Absolves Me" face.

 

[Triple Flutz]

A twisted sense of morality leads to the same outcome, I guess. WTF I love physiognomy now.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He’s just not one of those guys who’d look better bald.

With the help of the most advanced AI software in the world and over 9000 GPUs running in parallel me and a team of the foremost experts in the fields of futurology, machine learning and asstrollogy have managed to produce a 99% accurate image of what Nicholas Robert Rekieta will look like in two to three years.

The result will shock you:

Spoiler

 

[RotPockets]

I think the last on-stream interaction Null had with Rekieta was on I, Hypocrites stream where Null asked “Who’s fucking with you?” in a fairly subdued manner that Rekieta translated to Null angrily interrogating Rekieta for the offending posters here.

I really hate how he is only capable of one impersonation.

 

[waffle]

Isn't this just the difference in price between Provagil, the branded version of the drug, and Modafinil, the generic equivalent? Branded version has a recommended retail price in the USA of $1400. Retail price in the UK is about £75.

The generic costs about $20 - $30 wherever you buy it. It's exactly the same drug. No difference at all.
Nick's cunning lawyerly brain has discovered a little known loophole in the system, in which you can buy generic drugs for a lot less than their branded equivalent. The man is a genius. I've no idea why on earth he thinks he needs Randazza to act on his behalf when this extraordinary insight and intelligence is capable of such dramatic leaps of the imagination. This medical breakthrough is capable of bringing lower cost meds to that massive segment of the population who doesn't have Google and lacks the wherewithall to go down to Walmart and ask the prices.

All hail Rekieta. The saviour of the human race.

Do you take it every day, or less often, and do you drink and/or smokeweed? I'm really curious about the non-typical stimulant effects/interactions that have been reported. My pet theory us that getting cross-faded with it all the time is why Nick is so fucked up now.

 

[AnOminous]

I really hate how he is only capable of one impersonation.

Another insufferable facial expression that inspires nothing but the desire to smash it into a bloody mash of gore with a tire iron.

Kill yourself, Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He attracts higher numbers on his Locals shows (Himedall pointed that out yesterday)

Higher? What is the context here?

He has 200 (maybe) during a show [I will try to pull more recent data] and 20-30 (down from last months 40-50) at peak non-show times.

If you mean he WANTS more people on LOCALS, yes. It is a fast dying well of support.

Both were:
- successful before they became content creators

No. He went to college on his parent's dime (he admitted that his parent paid for his schooling in exchange for certain things he never explained) then worked dead-end jobs for a few years while living in a paid-for house. After that stunning success, he convinced mummy and daddy to pay for law school where he promptly gave up on law after 3 years.