Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
Weird, DSP's bankruptcy hearing was 3 years ago. Why would he talk to DSP in 2021?
As I recall he wanted to talk to him about 'being a creator where the landscape of the platform has changed' and 'inventing a new type of content in "Let's Play"' video streams.

Back then, Nick still had brain cells, so I might have enjoyed the interview.


Nick did a LOCALS bitching stream:

- He FINALLY picked up the beeping robot, but he was unable to figure out how to turn it off. Lol! 10 minutes later he put it in another room.

- He told RealDragonLady (who asks almost every stream if Nick saw her latest measage) that he saw it and probably had a positive response. It was done wirh some asperity.

I believe she is using him for legal advice of some kind.

- Nick will have TurtleBoy on to discuss a potential police cover-up and his own charging for the alleged covered crime. He will also have a call-in show on Thursday evening.

- Someone asked about the woman who interrupted the last LOCALS stream with 3 phone calls. He did not remember. It took him 10 seconds to think about it.

- Nick has not checked his e-mail in days. He opined that he just does not have the ability to go through e-mails after all his notifications. It is too tiring. He is tired because he always has to be 'on'. He cannot just have fun on SM becuase it is part of his brand. No one can understand unless you are online like him.

- Nick recommends that the ideal for a creator would be a 4-7 day vacation EVERY MONTH. He wanted to try to do that, but he was glad he did not because people bitched about the breaks he DID take, even though is was only 3/7 of what he wanted. He works 5 days a week. He still wants to do it, but he needs to have better communication about when and where he is. Better planning would make it work. Nick is always doing research online.

- There have been changes in Nick's life, energy level, motivation, his schedule, and volunteer work, and he made the mistake of setting a 5 day per week stream expectation and foing extra stream content. People forget he used to skip streams 'all the time 2-3 years ago' when he did not have a legal topic. (Lie). Dick Masterson did it with his weekly podcast making 20k USD a month. People get mad when you break expectations, even when you are working hard to find content in the background. People cannot understand how much different it is from a normal job.

Where was this kind of self awareness and insight a year ago?

- Nick is going to be doing the How to Be a Streamer Bootcamp videos. One will be on how to manage when other people impact your scheduling. When their schedule changes and impacts you, or they need your help, so you need to take more tike off for them.

Is Nick projecting?

- Nick said the being online is like having your life to be projected in front of friends and church. It make meeting people you would ignore in the grocery store and weird because they know things about you they normally would not. Nick has chosen to be 100% himself online. Nick said you can do that, or create an act and hope you never break character. Nick did the first and doesn't care what people think.

- People misconstrue Nick all the time when they compare what be has said over time. They were not in conflict, but people misunderstand and you cannot change it. Every person you interact with is judging you and that is tiring. You need to be prepared for stalking, lawsuits, doxxing, and people visiting graves.Graves. People will dig into EVERYTHING and you cannot recall everything you have said and explain it to your friends, family, and business partners when something gets messed up. People will ALWAYS put what you have said in tbe most negative light beciase they WANT it to be true.

- He eplained the context of his blackface picture, hanging out with Drexel in college, and picking Drex up at his parents' house. Also, that his father never remembered his name, even after years of being Drexel's freinds. It got put out becuase his private MySpace data was sold with the company. He freaked out when he saw it the first time as a newly barred attorney.

Sounds like he is learning a bit about consequences.

- He will try to schedule LOCALS content (for real this time) but his schedule changes weekely.
 
Rekieta called us Karen Farms
how will Kiwifarms ever recover
The same way we do every night Pinky, by laughing at him even harder so he seethes and copes more.
He's inferior to the king of the sektur by every single measure. I do however see great potential to make up for it with the divorce arc.
I'm hoping for a trooning out arc. Nina Rekieta has a nice ring to it. He might even still be able to use the balldo with his neovagina.
@elb is still a mod!
Probably out of sheer laziness and incompetence on Nick's part.
Nick proposed tonight that Robert Card, the Maine shooter, was set up by the left to do the shooting in order to ensure that the CA magazine ban passes. WHAT? (Sure, Card's got a military background and mental health issues. That's approximately 1/4 of all veterans.)
Substitute "left" with Glowies and probably true.
- Nick's annual payment in car registrations: $800 for Mustang, $850 for Naviator, $400 "van" (?). He said he'd normally not pay bc you can ignore it for a year if not pulled over. (Sounds like he's not taking that chance.)
What a nigger.
Nick is always doing research online.
I don't think shitposting on Twitter all day counts as research.
Dick Masterson did it with his weekly podcast making 20k USD a month
Money laundering of some sort.
even when you are working hard to find content in the background.
See "research online" above.
Nick is going to be doing the How to Be a Streamer Bootcamp videos.
Suuuuurrrrreeee......
 
Nick did a LOCALS bitching stream
I sometimes struggle about how to rate your summaries. They are informative, but the content spewed by Balldoman is just almost always lunacy. He can't do one of these locals sessions without lying to his audience (and maybe himself). Truly baffling stuff, but thank you for summarizing.
 
The white-bred ass nigger is immunized against all dangers:
One may call him a degenerate, a drunkard, a cuck, a grifter, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But call him a non-practicing lawyer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
 
The white-bred ass nigger is immunized against all dangers:
One may call him a degenerate, a drunkard, a cuck, a grifter, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But call him a non-practicing lawyer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
I was going to post this a few days ago but was too lazy. Thank you.
 
Kayla did not get a hysterectomy (that's been speculated here), one assumes, bc Nick is considering getting a vasectomy.
These are not mutually exclusive. Both of them could become sterile in order to limit the risk while they are in the lifestyle. We know how much nick likes to raw dog, he told us at length, so it becomes a liability. Can't imagine he'd be too happy having to explain why Kayla popped out a new baby that was a shade of Jamaican. Though him forcing her to abort seems like a Nick move.
 
I honestly do not think that Nick will DMCA anyone. That is as yet too far of a bridge to cross. He has put up a disclaimer against clipping before, amd he has done nothing.
I assume it's more to his laziness this hasn't happened, rather than any "principle" he's still holding onto.

These are not mutually exclusive. Both of them could become sterile in order to limit the risk while they are in the lifestyle. We know how much nick likes to raw dog, he told us at length, so it becomes a liability. Can't imagine he'd be too happy having to explain why Kayla popped out a new baby that was a shade of Jamaican. Though him forcing her to abort seems like a Nick move.
My brother, one can't get pregnant from a balldo!
 
These are not mutually exclusive. Both of them could become sterile in order to limit the risk while they are in the lifestyle. We know how much nick likes to raw dog, he told us at length, so it becomes a liability. Can't imagine he'd be too happy having to explain why Kayla popped out a new baby that was a shade of Jamaican. Though him forcing her to abort seems like a Nick move.
Nick is thoroughly impotent, unless he cooms from having drexel churn his prostate, has someone collect his swimmers and then goes out of their way to put them inside a woman with specialized tools then it is safe to say child 6 is not happening.
 
Rekeita's deliery is just as bad as when I run into edgy/racist children playing online games

It's all so bland and repetitive with no timing or anything of worth to say. To a stupid kid, just saying Nigger, or poop or Pee or [mouth fart sound] is the joke. We get it, you learned Nigger is a word people are touchy about. What's the deal with those F A G G O T S anyway? Family Guy goes all out with gross words, so why shouldn't I? That and he's just raaaaaambling.
I've heard so many kids just say stupid shit that makes zero sense that sounds edgy only to be rebuffed by everyone else in the chat for saying some pants on head retarded shit because they said a """joke""" before their brains had a chance to finish the thought

If comedy had a power-scaling community, Nick is Racist 8 year old on Fortnite-level.
"The blacks! The blacks!"
Edgy kids say nigger to be edgy. Nick actually thinks lesser of black people writ large.
 
People forget he used to skip streams 'all the time 2-3 years ago' when he did not have a legal topic. (Lie).
I remember being shocked at how much he streamed around the time of the Vic saga and for at least a year afterwards.

He just keeps lying, rather than be honest about trivial things.
 
I remember being shocked at how much he streamed around the time of the Vic saga and for at least a year afterwards.

He just keeps lying, rather than be honest about trivial things.
The stupid thing is all he needs to do is make a twitter post, he lives there anyways, an hour or so before the show and say he isn't streaming. People aren't mad he isn't streaming, rather he has pisspoor communication. That is what is so confusing. Instead of doing a simple thing he has to create a convoluted series of lies.
 
- Nick is going to be doing the How to Be a Streamer Bootcamp videos. One will be on how to manage when other people impact your scheduling. When their schedule changes and impacts you, or they need your help, so you need to take more tike off for them.
With the trajectory he's going at it might turn into something like Liminal Order.
 
Nick, buddy, pour yourself a drink. Need you in the right mindset for this. If you want to own the Karen Farms then embrace the Balldo. Dick would love it, your community would love it, Riley would love it. It’s great. Karen Farms would be eternally owned forever. Have another drink and think this over.
 
Kino Casino is just starting their Rekieta segment if anyone is interested https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

Anyone catching the replay it starts at 2:36
At the time of the PPP debate on Nick’s channel I thought he was awful and the PPP won meme was fucking retarded and went on too long, but… with them identifying the five stages of grief going on in Nick’s clips a few days back (after a viewer comment) and in this latest stream immediately noticing he appears to be stuffing his pants in the standup video

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It is time to admit even for me that yes, ppp fucking won
 
- Nick has not checked his e-mail in days. He opined that he just does not have the ability to go through e-mails after all his notifications. It is too tiring. He is tired because he always has to be 'on'. He cannot just have fun on SM becuase it is part of his brand. No one can understand unless you are online like him.
First half of this reminds me of Yandere Dev's whole "I spend 9 hours a day responding to emails, so I can't finish my game! Stop sending me these emails!" The second half makes no sense when you realize his being "on" as "part of his brand" is tweets like this:

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It must be tough to be so "on" so he can tweet in defense of Cuties for 3+ hours as "part of his brand." Damn, it's hard for such small-minded people like us who don't livestream drunkenly for 7hrs at a time to comprehend this. Why he doesn't make a sock alt where he can shitpost and have fun is beyond your understanding.
 
I sometimes struggle about how to rate your summaries. They are informative, but the content spewed by Balldoman is just almost always lunacy. He can't do one of these locals sessions without lying to his audience (and maybe himself). Truly baffling stuff, but thank you for summarizing.
For me, at least, it's about knowing what he's spewing in order to keep him, or even the thread, somewhat accountable.

Nick is a master of gaslighting. Tracking what he says can be helpful.

I don't think anyone is under any illusions that he's being particularly truthful. He tends to engage in even more lunacy and filterless "truth" (his truth) on his Locals streams because he's usually exhausted and drunk, plus he believes he's talking to his most ardent supporters.

On a separate note, his shows have been shorter. The average for his last 5 streams is well under 4 hours. That should always be his goal. He attracts higher numbers on his Locals shows (Himedall pointed that out yesterday) and might avoid a DUI for his 7 a.m. drop-off. Less fun for us but probably safer for his kid.
 
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