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[Oxyjen]

. Maybe he could be a titty streamerand get donations for showing his moobs while grinding the new Zelda game.

I think you’ve hit on Kevin’s life goal.

Spoiler: titty streamer

(you will never be a real titty streamer, etc)

 

[FinnSven]

Semi on topic, but can we see a show of hands from the straight males, lesbian women, and other sexual context breast appreciating groups as to what their overall preference is?

I personally like a reasonable size with a good shape, like C cup I suppose.



Of course, before I am angrily attacked for sexism;

Spoiler: “Not all men speech”

Men like tits. Sorry to point out this reality. Even men who pretend they don’t try to cop an eyeful of a good pair, always do.
It’s how we are hard wired.

Of course I and many other men know that women are not the sum of their bodies, and should not be solely valued on their appearance.

Unfortunately humans are preprogrammed for this.

This is also why I chose a bikini model rather than an actual porn model, or just a random woman to ogle. A bikini model of course has got her position because she has great tits.
But she is not primarily doing this to be alluring.

Secondly, all breasts are wonderful.
Never feel ashamed of your body.
You will find love and the person who loves you will love your appearance.
You are far more than superficial features and some genetic traits.

Apart from Kevvie, of course.

Committed transvestite Men with fake tits are the worst kind of bimbo.
Putting effort into trying to turn themselves into an attractive woman is not a brave authentic way of living, it’s an insanely postmodern form of degenerate behavior and affront to decency.

Plus, you can’t polish a turd.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Only a brain-damaged, deranged porn addict like Kevin would think tits that jut out three feet from the chest are hot. That's what he wants. His brain is totally fried from overexposure to pornography and he'll never be normal again. The second he even considered trooning out was the point of no return there, if not sooner.

And you know what? I hope he does get implants that large. It would be the best entertainment this thread has seen in ages. You can do it, Kevin!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

He could have lucked out and gotten the best titty surgeon in the world, who gave him the most beautiful pair of breasts in all of creation, made from only the finest TERF cadavers, and they'd still be bolted into his revolting body with his disgusting face leering above them. It would actually be MORE disturbing if they didn't brutally botch his implants. At least they're in keeping with his slashed up crotch, his moon crater face, and the mushrooms and bandaids clinging to his doughy, spotted ass.

 

[AfghanBlue]

That's way too smart for Kevin, and he'd likely spill the beans if he had to dodge anything.

If he was ever married, it would be her paying alimony to him. I knew a loafing scumbag who had just such an arrangement with his ex wife. All it takes is for the woman to have a better paying (than nothing at all) job).

I regret to inform you…

Spoiler: Not Safe For Life

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There is a noticeably yellow grease patch in the middle of his chest

 

[Monolith]

Semi on topic, but can we see a show of hands from the straight males, lesbian women, and other sexual context breast appreciating groups as to what their overall preference is?

The only right answer is "the ones attached to a girl who loves me."

 

[BlerdBjern]

Semi on topic, but can we see a show of hands from the straight males, lesbian women, and other sexual context breast appreciating groups as to what their overall preference is?

Big tits are nice, but there is such a thing as "Too much of a good thing"

If their tits are bigger than their head, that's gonna look freakish on pretty much anyone.

Also they aren't meant to be on men, and the amount of trannies that could actually pass as women, even from a long distance, is an extremely tiny minority.

 

[Carnivorous Plant]

There is a noticeably yellow grease patch in the middle of his chest

That's iodine. You can see it on his undermoobs too.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I think someone said it 200 pages ago, but it’s true: KevKev’s a lot like that human ken doll guy. He had a ton of plastic surgeries and once he reached the final “ken doll” stage, decided he was actually a woman and needed to surgically become one. It’s a never ending process where the surgical enhancements and revisions become the goal, and they’re never satisfied with the result.
Of course if KevKev had the same “journey” as ken doll, he’d start to de-transition back to manhood eventually. And with Colorado’s generous tax payer funded trans affirming care, it would all be free!

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Ahahh
Kevkev would make an excellent pooner lmao.
Horrible to even think of

 

[SIGSEGV]

I regret to inform you…

Spoiler: Not Safe For Life

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The nicest thing that I can say is that they aren't as hideous as I was expecting them to be.

This is one of the best threads on the farms. What will Kevin do next? More plastic junk or bigger plastic tits - or perhaps both?

You know those fake penises that they make for women to tuck into their underwear so it looks like they've got a dick bulge? I'm pretty sure they're called packers. Kevin should start obsessing over that so we can finally come full circle.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I saw that, too! I get that most of their energy needs to be funneled into AGP shit, but there's these amazing things called toothbrushes and not fucking smoking weed constantly while chugging fruit punch.

What are you even saying? There's a brush like for hair but for teeth? Lol, dude weed.

 

[Thumb Butler]

You know those fake penises that they make for women to tuck into their underwear so it looks like they've got a dick bulge? I'm pretty sure they're called packers. Kevin should start obsessing over that so we can finally come full circle.

For that to happen Hasbro has to make colorful limited edition collector's edition plastic pooner dicks, so any day now?

 

[Oxyjen]

The nicest thing that I can say is that they aren't as hideous as I was expecting them to be.

You know those fake penises that they make for women to tuck into their underwear so it looks like they've got a dick bulge? I'm pretty sure they're called packers. Kevin should start obsessing over that so we can finally come full circle.

Funny you should say that but he posted about buying a strapon a couple of days ago.

 

[FinnSven]

For that to happen Hasbro has to make colorful limited edition collector's edition plastic pooner dicks, so any day now?

Kevvie will insist on an Optimus Prime one.

Eventually, in a horror cow Crossover, he will run into Chris Chan at a brony con or similar, and they will duel autistically with their Optimus packers to see who is the manlier, or least manly, depending on how the wind is blowing that day.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Funny you should say that but he posted about buying a strapon a couple of days ago.

Imagine chopping off your penis just so that you can strap a dildo over the spot where it used to be.

 

[retard strength II]

Imagine chopping off your penis just so that you can strap a dildo over the spot where it used to be.

MtFtM moment

 

[Oxyjen]

Imagine chopping off your penis just so that you can strap a dildo over the spot where it used to be.

Spoiler: Imagine

While we’re on haram content, here’s a rare Jen:

Spoiler: jenocide

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Funny you should say that but he posted about buying a strapon a couple of days ago.

This is why we need a "fucking lol" react sticker.

As a side-note, the one he wants looks like something that would take a TREMENDOUS amount of pelvic floor tone/control to use or am I crazy? Considering Amholes just gape like the maw of some Lovecraftian monster, just how does he plan to use this thing without ripping himself apart from the inside?

On second thought, definitely buy it, Kevvy.

Spoiler: Imagine

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While we’re on haram content, here’s a rare Jen:

Spoiler: jenocide

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Just remember the face above this. It makes it even better. It's why Jen always crops his face out of his nudes - if his face was in the photo, no one would even notice his (filtered to fuck, where's your stretchmarks, Jen?) unusually flat stomach for a Troon because they'd be yelling "oh God, what's wrong with its face???"

 

[Fornicario]

Considering Amholes just gape like the maw of some Lovecraftian monster, just how does he plan to use this thing without ripping himself apart from the inside?

You write this as if it would be a bad outcome.