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do we have a firm age for Corissa?
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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If you trust Nuwber she was born on 25 March 1985, making her 38.
While I was digging that up it looks like Corissa has some family nearby: There is a Susan Enneking in her mid-60s in Lawrence, KS (where Corissa used to live until she bought the place out in Baldwin). Enneking is an uncommon name so it's probably her mother or aunt.
Now for something more interesting: Juliana is a ghost on many of the big people-finders, the only results I can find on her name are databases of medical professionals because she had (has?) an NPI number while she lived in Massachusetts. Nothing to do with addresses or having a job in Kansas that used her NPI number. It's not clear if this is because she's actively tried covering her tracks or because everything is in her girlfriend's name and I wouldn't know how to look either.
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I may be earning clocks here, but re: Corissa on wegovy. This bitch made a post months ago about how terribly concerned she was over her (visible) mystery weight loss, the doctors are all in a baffled state of being oh gosh, and here she is on fucking wegovy.
Way to live your truth, babe. If Anne were sober enough to see straight she’d be cackling like a mad hen in that weird cardboard fall apart apartment of hers.
Way to live your truth, babe. If Anne were sober enough to see straight she’d be cackling like a mad hen in that weird cardboard fall apart apartment of hers.
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"We live in the middle of nowhere! Homesteading, living off the land, lesbian farmers etc etc"
*town parade goes right past their front door*
We've known their whole shtick was bogus for a long time but it's hilarious to watch them come out and expose themselves like this. The real blue collar families who live way off the grid down three dirt roads and a grassy cart track have to drive into town and park to see the parade. An expenditure of time and effort in the service of fun I can't imagine either of them doing.
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Hey Corissa, no one is going to take your lesbian card away for wearing a bra if you insist on swathing your fat rolls in a vest in public.
Gross.
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Why is it that the people least compatible with Islam are the ones most preoccupied with virtue signalling?
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1. What the fuck is the deal with this bitch and the deciduous teeth of unrelated minor children?
2. Wow, she' really resembles Julianna in the video with the stray dog. Not a compliment, Corissa.
2. Wow, she' really resembles Julianna in the video with the stray dog. Not a compliment, Corissa.
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People like food scientists will use them for experiments on the acidity of different foods and the effect that has on enamel. Other people like to use them for gothic and edgy sculptures and artworks. Corissa would be the later.
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It's a bold move to share your opinion on a complex geopolitical conflict when you can't even locate your own girlfriend's home state on a map.
I also would kill to see the footage of this talk. I really hope the kcal-estinians shouted "allahu snackbar" as they pledged allegiance to Hummus.
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Fat fucks for Palestine. Unreal. Gluttony is one of the worst sins in Islam, and your country is sending money and ammunition to the people they're trying to wipe out. What do they expect to happen, Hamas will send the fat community a fucking thank you card for firing off a social media post pretending to sympathize with them while on the can or waiting in the drive-thru? One of the worst things about "influencers" or social media in general is how people who use it think they are absolutely not allowed to ever keep their mouths shut about anything political. Even if they don't understand it or it doesn't concern them, they nonetheless believe it's their duty to sound off with their worthless retarded opinion. It is so tiresome and obnoxious. Corissa, your entire life is oriented around being fat on the internet and fast fashion outlets occasionally asking you to try on some cheap polyester tarps, nobody is following you because they eagerly anticipate your low-IQ takes on topical geopolitical issues.
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The idiocy is magnified by the fact these two are not only women, who are second-class citizens under Sharia law, but lesbians, who would be subject to "corrective" rape, beatings, and possibly death if Hamas had their way—and most Palestinian Muslims would not have a problem with this.
Gluttony may be a sin in Islam, but it's nothing compared to homosexuality, and either Corissa and Juliana are just plain ignorant and don't know this, or are willfully blind to the fact that the very people they are reeing in support of hate them, and would consider them representative of why the West deserves to be destroyed and subjected to the Caliphate.
Never side with people who hate you, and want to see you destroyed, under subjection to them, or dead. That should be fucking obvious, but somehow, a big chunk of the American left, who is willing to scold over microaggressions and cry over misgendering, doesn't fucking get this, and these two idiots exemplify that.
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You can have empathy for people who hate you.
I'm not saying that's what's happening here with Corissa-- and let's be real, if Hamas released a video indicating they were fatphobic, that would be an unimaginable crime to Corissa worse than anything else they've done.
But in general, I don't think it's insane for a fat Western lesbian who's never left the country to have empathy or sympathy for the Palestinian people, anymore than for the Israelis or any other group of people. They can even have sympathy for starving kids (though obviously not empathy.)
The problem is, as @vanilla_pepsi_head says, social media making it seem mandatory for everyone to have not only A take, but The Correct Take, for every single fucking thing that happens in the world, even when it is quite literally an ancient grudge that has facets the person could never understand in a million of their cushy lifetimes.
Combine that with a narcissist and you get an environment flooded with this shit. That's one of the reasons fake news spreads so fast, if it's in a narcissist's range of interest, they'll use it to draw attention to themselves and double down on it. (Not referring to any particular thing related to Israel-Hamas, just fake news in general.)
Though it would admittedly be funny to see Corissa hurple over to one of these pro-Palestine rallies and potentially meet people who only agree with her on ONE thing. Has she ever actually done any IRL activism? I vaguely remember some half-hearted shuffling at a BLM march, but maybe that was someone else... Anna?
I'm not saying that's what's happening here with Corissa-- and let's be real, if Hamas released a video indicating they were fatphobic, that would be an unimaginable crime to Corissa worse than anything else they've done.
But in general, I don't think it's insane for a fat Western lesbian who's never left the country to have empathy or sympathy for the Palestinian people, anymore than for the Israelis or any other group of people. They can even have sympathy for starving kids (though obviously not empathy.)
The problem is, as @vanilla_pepsi_head says, social media making it seem mandatory for everyone to have not only A take, but The Correct Take, for every single fucking thing that happens in the world, even when it is quite literally an ancient grudge that has facets the person could never understand in a million of their cushy lifetimes.
Combine that with a narcissist and you get an environment flooded with this shit. That's one of the reasons fake news spreads so fast, if it's in a narcissist's range of interest, they'll use it to draw attention to themselves and double down on it. (Not referring to any particular thing related to Israel-Hamas, just fake news in general.)
Though it would admittedly be funny to see Corissa hurple over to one of these pro-Palestine rallies and potentially meet people who only agree with her on ONE thing. Has she ever actually done any IRL activism? I vaguely remember some half-hearted shuffling at a BLM march, but maybe that was someone else... Anna?
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Isn't that her niece, the one whom she bought a phone because Corissa is "obsessed with her?"
That would at least make sense, if the kid is applying to the biggest spender she knows to be her tooth fairy.
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I know what I'm about to say may sound insane, but I do think it's possible to care about the situation without posting about it on social media. It's also possible to keep up (as much as anyone can) by reading freely-available news sources that are not Instagram. And-- hear me out-- maybe some people even make a deliberate choice not to rely on social media as their primary source of information about geopolitical events.
Social media is an echo chamber of the same people sharing the same little brief infographics to the same circle of people. You're just passing the same bits of information around-- that doesn't equal "reach," contrary to what J claims. And sharing these bits of Insta-information accomplishes exactly zero, other than making the person who shared it feel like they've done something.
And where was your sad, pouty face when your dad was dying, J?
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You lie on social media almost every day, but yes, everyone else is telling the truth. Instantly discard every single letter written here.
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J's BDAY today....32 years old...damn...
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Virtue signaling about an issue as complex as I/P vs not talking about it at all are two sides of the same coin. Any time you post to social media you're going to be projecting the image you want - Juliana's image is "woke and socially conscious" so posting these spergouts is just as much of a part of her social media persona as someone who stays quiet to keep theirs from getting into messy politics and its attendant drama.
And frankly? I find it tedious when people I did not follow for their hot takes on global conflicts start rambling about it. You don't need to become fucking CNN for a week to let the world know you're paying attention, too.