Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[LonesomeDud]

She's implying she's bulimic.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Fat Bikinis and Lingerie Calendar shilling. Hasn't shipped yet but its an small delay...only a month so far.

 

[Breadbear]

Why do all these fat fucks think that going on a “diet” will starve them of essential nutrients? Have they not heard of a healthy diet and lifestyle. Meanwhile their uncontrolled gluttony is actually causing them malnourishment that a few lean meats and veggies could fix.

What, you've never heard of Vitamin Twinkies?

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[beautiful person]

Lol, thigh anti-friction grease.

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I swear, these fats always bitch about how they ~starve~ themselves and still can't lose weight, and act like normal people are supposed to see that as either some sort self-flagellation that deserves respect and pity, or a sign that literally nothing works for them. And usually they merely mean that they feel like they're starving because they're finally eating a normal amount of food and the calorie deficit naturally creates that feeling until you readjust. And when it isn't this, then it's them overcompensating by actually starving themselves, which never works in the short term because it triggers a response in the body to hold onto fat and seek out sustenance, which in turn triggers a compensatory mega binge that results in even more weight gain. And again, they think this act of "self discipline" that never lasts more than a few days will look respectable rather than as the obvious retardation that it is. Literally just learn how to eat food like a normal person.

J IG:
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These people frustrate me so much. Practically everyone is talking about Gaza. If you wanna feel sad about genocide that no one talks about, look up Tigray. These people don't actually give a fuck, other than being able to make a show out of being ~good people.
It's all so fake and self-serving.

J's BDAY today....32 years old...damn...
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This pig is supposed to be 32?! Holy shit! Obesity and taking unnecessary testosterone are Hell on the female body.

 

[behindyourightnow]

And when it isn't this, then it's them overcompensating by actually starving themselves, which never works in the short term because it triggers a response in the body to hold onto fat and seek out sustenance,

I don't know about this, the easiest and most sustainable weight loss I ever achieved was done by exactly the type of "starvation" you describe (fasting for 24 hours every couple of days and eating normally otherwise).

The problem is they define "starvation" as "feeling terrible because my blood sugar is dropping from the sugar I ate two hours ago" and then start eating again.

 

[Narwhal]

Not to sound too MATI but I wish we could do a fundraiser and ship Corissa's, J's and all the pro-Hamas / blindly pro-Palestine / pro-muslims to any country like Iran and live there for a few weeks, especially if they're gay and/or women. Their ignorance is astounding and the gall of thinking that a fat bitch like J who can't even wipe her own arse can become a moral compass and "influence" me into defending a paedophiliac, misogynistic, homophobic religion is frankly insulting and delusional.

 

[Terfatron]

Old news but seriously, what is that bridal shop? It look what I imagine a bridal try on at Walmart would look like.

Are they selling USB cables or jewelry in the background?
Like, what is going on here?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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Old news but seriously, what is that bridal shop? It look what I imagine a bridal try on at Walmart would look like.

Are they selling USB cables or jewelry in the background?
Like, what is going on here?

All I can see are Corissa's massive tits swinging free. I know she has bras, it wouldn't kill her to wear them.

 

[Cuddlebug]

All I can see are Corissa's massive tits swinging free. I know she has bras, it wouldn't kill her to wear them.

I don't know how it doesn't kill her NOT to wear them. My boobs are maybe 1/4 the size of Coco's and going bra-less is uncomfortable af.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa reviewed a sponsored sex toy advent calendar


She also reviewed the vibrator she got from it.

Spoiler: Full List of Contents

Womanizer Classic 2 Clitoral Stimulator
Prepare to have your mind (and clitoris) blown with optimized Pleasure Air Technology and 10 thrilling intensity levels to explore.

USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
Don’t let the size fool you, this bullet vibe will knock your socks right off.
Please note: bullet vibrator is for external use only. Not for anal use.

Mini Massage Wand Vibrator
Petite, discreet and perfect for saucy weekends away, this mini wand is all set to shake up your shared pleasure sessions.
Please note: mini massage wand is for external use only. Not for anal use.

Finger Vibrator Sleeve
Upgrade your pleasure sessions with this textured finger vibrator sleeve. Compatible with the bullet vibrator.
Please note: bullet vibrator is for external use only. Not for anal use.

Nipple Clamps
Bedazzle your nipples with these adjustable nipple clamps.

Couple’s Cock Ring
Too good not to share, this cock ring was made for lovers. Compatible with the bullet vibrator.

Under-Mattress Restraint
This simple restraint system slips easily under your mattress, so a steamy bondage session is within reach whenever you and your lover want to play.

Cock Ring
Made from velvety silicone, this thick, stretchy cock ring is designed to keep you harder for longer.

Ankle Restraints
Adorned with gleaming silver hardware, these ankle restraints are ideal for budding bondage enthusiasts and seasoned pros alike.

G-Spot Dildo
Prove it’s what’s on the inside that counts by giving your internal hotspots sublime stimulation. Compatible with the bullet vibrator.

Ribbed Stroker
Just stretch this soft, flexible stroker over your member and give in to its textured charms. Compatible with the bullet vibrator.

Crystal Butt Plug
It’s clear as crystal, this dazzling plug ain’t no diamond in the rough – in fact, it’s a real gem.

Anal Beads
These silicone anal beads feature a sturdy finger loop, so you can remove them at the point of climax for spine-tingling satisfaction. Compatible with the bullet vibrator.

Dice
Roll the dice and see which thrilling sex position you'll be indulging in, and for how long.

Body Massager
Leave them feeling relaxed and in the mood with a spontaneous massage. Add a splash of massage oil and glide this glittery star all over their body.

Sex Position Snap Card Game
From sexual acrobatics to classic positions with a twist, this pack of cards holds the key to sexual discovery.

Textured Stroker
Plunge your penis into this stretchy, textured, one-size-fits-all stroker.

G-/P-Spot Massager
This curved massager stimulates your G-spot or P-spot with its bulbed head and textured base. Compatible with the bullet vibrator.

Blindfold
Embellish your play with this blindfold, and explore the wonderful world of sensory deprivation.

Wrist Restraints
Adorned with gleaming silver hardware, these wrist restraints are ideal for budding bondage enthusiasts and seasoned pros alike.

Mini Paddle
Build from gentle tickles to satisfying stings, and make your partner's behind blush.

Mint Orgasm Balm
Infused with tingly menthol, this balm works wonders on your intimate areas. Please note: mint orgasm balm contains sweet almond oil.

Vanilla Massage Oil
Scented with sweet vanilla, a drizzle of this oil is all you need to ignite their senses.

Sandalwood-Scented Candle
This sandalwood-scented candle is the perfect addition to a sensual evening in.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I can't stand Anna, but I dislike Corissa so much more, so watching her cope, seethe, and stuff her face over Anna's decision to enjoy whatever small amount of weight loss she's had after months and months on semaglutide is just a tasty slice of schadenfreude pie.

Coco makes Anna look like an absolute Stacy in comparison.

Juliana, having a different topping doesn’t make pizza a “new food”. You’ve eaten pizza before.

Her low IQ in action again.

CORISSA looks like she smells like the back of an earring

This is a great insult. I bet she's all greasy and yeasty.

Corissa is also on the train of Haes having to do with palestine.

She should tell Palestinians that their starvation is healthy at every size.

I also would kill to see the footage of this talk. I really hope the kcal-estinians shouted "allahu snackbar" as they pledged allegiance to Hummus.

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J IG:

Hamas would never tolerate her morbid obesity and neck beard. Why is she simping for a group that would deny her lifesaving gEnDeR aFfIrMiNg CaRe!!

 

[Quack_Quack]

Oct 2021

She is aware dumping syndrome is caused by too much sugar after bariatric surgery? And bile dumping after eating too much fatty food aka her whole diet is a known side effect of gallbladder removal.

These silicone anal beads feature a sturdy finger loop, so you can remove them at the point of climax for spine-tingling satisfaction

So she's revving the lawnmower of shit and yanking it out for the brown river. I do hope Corissa is into scat..

 

[Breadbear]

There's a lot to cover here, but the tl;Dr is: lol fat lesbians.

 

[FarmVille]

Spoiler: Sperg

I am really so fucking tired of everyone expecting outrage over war in some foreign country I have never visited and have no personal ties to. I’ve had people I know get angry and refuse to speak to me because as a rule don’t get upset about things that have zero affect on me.

Also everyone of this outraged people would be first to slaughter under Hamas so really WTF

 

[GenociderSyo]

She is aware dumping syndrome is caused by too much sugar after bariatric surgery? And bile dumping after eating too much fatty food aka her whole diet is a known side effect of gallbladder removal

She later admited she was on ozempic for some time before and after the gallbladder removal and that she had lied about not being on it,

 

[Free the Pedos]

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Old news but seriously, what is that bridal shop? It look what I imagine a bridal try on at Walmart would look like.

Are they selling USB cables or jewelry in the background?
Like, what is going on here?

Shopping in a cheap bridal store isn’t what makes the bride trashy. Inviting Coco is.

 

[Breadbear]

So I have a bit more time to elaborate beyond lolfat so here we go!

Shitty sex toy advent calendar, the critique:

Spoiler

4 mini/bullet vibrators - when's the last time you (or anyone else) could reach your clit, Coco?

2 cock rings and 2 strokers - perfect for a lesbian couple!

Wrist and ankle restraints, and an under-mattress restraint - does it come in deathfat size? Also, is it compatible with Big Fig or whatever the fuck they're using now?

1 butt plug, 1 set of anal beads - ideal for those with dumping syndrome.

Mini paddle - Whatever, you do you, go play ping-pong on J's ass cheeks, idgaf. Same for the nipple clamps, blindfold, massage oil, and scented candle. Who cares. They'll just get shoved in a drawer and forgotten about. Unless the candle smells nice, then maybe it'll be used to cover the smell of wet dog couch.

Dice and a card game. Don't mix those up when your family's over for game night.

2 G-spot dildo/massagers, 1 body massager - bitch needs a jackhammer to get through those thighs, but maybe. Maybe.

Mint orgasm balm. Maybe it's just me, but... Ladies, does your clit ever get congested? When allergy season is in full swing, do things get stuffy down there or..?

 

[Narwhal]

With the degree of neuropathy they both have I'd be surprised if they could even feel being spanked etc

 

[Angry New Ager]

With the degree of neuropathy they both have I'd be surprised if they could even feel being spanked etc

On top of that, being chronically ill—which both of them very obviously are—can kill one's sex drive. Same with depression, which Corissa always starts mooing about at this time of year. They're both endocrine dumpster fires as well, which doesn't help. That's why deathfats who go on about how they're totally DTF and have great sex lives always get a "Sure, Jan," from me. You can't convince me that Lesbian Bed Death isn't a real thing in their case, only it's more like Deathfat Bed Death.

So sending them a sex toy advent calendar is not a whole lot different than sending Eugenia Cooney a Cake of the Month subscription.