Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He has created a personal army of trolls, but unlike usual troll generators, who lead these armies, his personal army are dedicated to trolling him.
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I was trying to find something funny related to the "Unstoppable Funsters - Immovable Porker" paradox, and the very first "image search" page was this:
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I don't know about you guys but I think Pat's SEO works just fine.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
Pat is just fake at everything.
Too fat to be a jock
Too toxic masculine to be a male feminist
Too stupid and ignorant to be a nerd
Too much of a mediaslave to be a "political firebrand"
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My favorite Pat Fact (Fat) is that his stealthygeek handle is because he believes no one would think a tough guy like him is a nerd
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I've said it before, but this was the first picture I saw of Patrick on /fit/ and thought to myself this guy's a faggot. Nothing about him screams tough
 
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Johnny Salami said:
My favorite Pat Fact (Fat) is that his stealthygeek handle is because he believes no one would think a tough guy like him is a nerd
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I've said it before, but this was the first picture I saw of Patrick on /fit/ and thought to myself this guy's a faggot. Nothing about him screams tough
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I've seen some scrawny faggots, but he takes the cake, all of the cakes. It's because he's morbidly obese in the fifth dimension.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
I'm 70% sure that has already happened.

There used to be a Ona poster called Fez redditor who would send messages to Pat while claiming to already be in jail. Of course, normaly I'd say it was just a bit. But the way he talked and the fact he always ended his conversations with real pics of really hard drugs makes me think it could be real.

Thinking about Pat huffing and puffing, all red and angry that he couldn't just type "Enjoy Prison" because he'd get back a "Already am, stupid!" always made me chuckle.

On another topic:

Watching Pat intrude other's conversation just for the sake of being the greatest asshole possible makes you feel like this man really is incapable of being happy.

Or rather, that being hated is the only thing that gives his life purpose:

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The last one specially makes my blood boil. Concoct? Parsec?

Pat, you're not smart. You're not a scientist, you write science fiction! Thats not the same! You barely finished high school and you act like you're above every single human alive. Sigh...

He's pretty obese, is my point.
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FFBL is legitimately the funniest Pattexter of all time. I wish onaforums didn't disable the search because I could really go for a binge right now lol.

Edit: Nvm, profile search still works lol. There are literally dozens like this. FFBL needs an award

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Pepperonified said:
God I hate the image uploading on this site. Here's a bunch more.

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"nuetralized" oh buddy he's typing this all out by hand. He's reading every text message.

You will never lay a hand on my wife stalker. She does not have a thing for mental patient incels. She likes bulbous fungi heads that pop up under her hands stalker. We reproduce like mushrooms stalker virgin. You have always been wrong, sweet 'n' sour baby.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
"nuetralized" oh buddy he's typing this all out by hand. He's reading every text message.

You will never lay a hand on my wife stalker. She does not have a thing for mental patient incels. She likes bulbous fungi heads that pop up under her hands stalker. We reproduce like mushrooms stalker virgin. You have always been wrong, sweet 'n' sour baby.
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Not only does he type everything out, it's clear that he has autocorrect disabled. He makes so many fat finger mistakes like "atalker" that are ordinarily corrected by any phone's autocorrect. Mama Raven's special boy cannoT have his creaTiviTy hampered by some silly auTocorrecT.
 
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Fatrick is probably responsible for a significant portion of new KF signups. Also those full body pictures are shocking, I haven't seen them for quite a while. He has man-tits that most troons would KILL for!
Pepperonified said:
Not only does he type everything out, it's clear that he has autocorrect disabled. He makes so many fat finger mistakes like "atalker" that are ordinarily corrected by any phone's autocorrect. Mama Raven's special boy cannoT have his creaTiviTy hampered by some silly auTocorrecT.
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At least he could check his "You are mentally ill, stalker." messages before sending them so he doesn't accidentally create new ways for funsters to torture him. That's what a reasonable person would do though, so Pat would never.
 
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FinnSven said:
His diet is pepperoni which he makes himself from black children he kidnaps off the streets.
This is why he is so against slavery, as he wants his meat to be free range and so therefore poaching it wouldn’t cause the ire of various landowners and southern gentleman.

He wasn’t specifically against maga trolls, even though they certainly were among the many groups to antagonize him.

He has created a personal army of trolls, but unlike usual troll generators, who lead these armies, his personal army are dedicated to trolling him.
While they are from many walks of life, the key ones are the OnA guys who have devoted a forum to it.
Admittedly, that’s pretty dedicated, but Fatrick created the situation by destroying their subreddits.
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Lol wtf man, sounds like something that Nasheed Tariq would say. I do love how he's in his forties and still going on with some internet drama crusade, it's hard to believe that this man was ever married let alone managed to reproduce.

46,000 followers, and it's all people dedicated to trolling the fuck out of him repeatedly. Those text messages are hilarious too.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
pat is now talking tough about china so here is a vintage take from 10 years ago
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they definitely can't afford china drunkenly threatening to murder the united state's child. no sir.
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if the US ever stopped trading with China, outright, every single Chinese chattel would go back to eating one bowl of rice a day. we do not need them.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
if the US ever stopped trading with China, outright, every single Chinese chattel would go back to eating one bowl of rice a day. we do not need them.
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How are you so stupid, child. Conditins for Chinese slaves will be even worse if we stop trading with tgem. I am a sy-fi writer, I have thought, of, all possibilities.
 
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