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i have suspected for some time that he wears some kind of spanx-type "control" shaping undershirt
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Even his head has a gunt. Because he's FAT.
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The risk that the frame holding the noose will collapse under his weight!
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I hope the next video of him arguing and struggling with coppers involves an embarrassing moment of his shaping undershirt being pulled off and allowing his unsightly gut to spill out.
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Somebody would make a statue of him, but it's impossible due to how corpulent he is.
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About the only thing remotely right about him is he has a gun and an ITG fetish. That's not even right, though. Even anti-gun Democrats think they should be able to have guns.
I consider myself left but am fairly strong on the Second Amendment because they're all in there for a reason. I am something of a constitutional fundamentalist. And while my favorite Amendment is the First, the Second is what you reach for when they try to take away that one.
I could live a long, happy life without ever seeing his tiny little faucet dick again.
We might even regain an industrial economy where blue collar workers can afford to buy a house and educate their kids
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Well yeah he's neither employed not Br*tish.
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That there is the whole point of the constitution in the first place.
Freedom of belief and expression, with the duty to defend it.
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Okay, I am officially worried for the continued existence of our Piggy. Holy fucking shit, this is easily the worst he has ever looked. Yellow eyes, red face, completely grey underneath the Just for Men. Just puffy and swollen all over. He thinks that wearing a five-o-clock shadow makes him look badass, but it really just makes him look like he hasn't showered in a couple days.
Seriously, look at how stark the contrast is just between Blowfish McGee here and Pointer Pat in his pfp. STOP DRINKING, PATRICK. YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE. Forget about prison, it's off to inpatient rehab with you. That shit's outrageously expensive, but Lynne is obviously good for it. Please get help, my nigga. Do it for the stalkers, child. DLTIW.
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TL;DR: he is a fat fatty who is rotund and possibly even fat
(You know you're fucking up your life choices when the farmers in your thread are worried about you.)
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As an actual gun nut, Pat isn't even that. He openly support "common sense" gun control to include red flag laws. Which for someone who has supposedly been swatted 6 gorrilion times is hilarious. He'll use being a gun owner to legitamize his support for what ever the dnc pushes, he'll turn his guns into a confiscation while tweeting proudly about it.
It's always so irritating to see Pat rambling about guns cause he is literally the caricature of gun nuts anti-gunners love to push. A dumb coward with a micro dick who treats the guns as some magical talisman that solves their inadequacies.
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He's FAT. That's what this man is. He's FAT. A FAT FUCK. A FAT SON OF A BITCH! A FAT MOTHERFUCKER!
And this is literally what he hangs his pathetic claim to being "conservative" on.
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Don't worry for the existence of ONA's prize pig. He'll outlive all of us, out of sheer spite.
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it's hard to look at Jack Scalfani these days, i'm not gonna lie. probably the most miserable lolcow to think about at the moment.
another derail but it's a curious topic and it's worth expounding on it a bit. if you don't read what's in the spoiler, proper justifiable Red-Flag Laws would likely disarm Fat Rick for his constant threats and abuses towards people. he himself is too crazy to be allowed to own guns.
two of the biggest topics in 2019 and 2020 in the 2nd amendment world were Red-Flag Laws and Universal Background Checks.
i am not a staunch advocate for Red-Flag Laws, but the tl;dr argument i'm making is that gun owners should realize it actually strengthens their position to admit that some people just shouldn't own guns. the NRA, gun owners et al should, imho, work with lawmakers to deal with crazy and insane retards who should be kept far away from firearms, like SovCit types. many hardcore gun owners (typically those who don't train) are stupidly panicky and probably should also not own guns. because there is a serious crisis of competency in our world, which is unquantifiably bad when it comes to the government and bureaucracy, i don't see this happening ever but nevertheless feel it's worth talking about.
social media makes people go crazy and insane. crazy and insane people go on social media and rev each other up, because they are crazy and insane. the platform Gab is a breeding ground for unironic neo-nazi types and other psychopaths who prove this statement without fail: these are violent subhumans who are very serious about the threats they make to people. Andrew Torba, a divisive, lying sack of shit who has no honest bone in his body and fleeces his investors, allows his platform to aggravate and incite serial killers. it was one of those unironic neo-nazi types who shot up a synagogue, meaning that Gab is directly responsible for generating criminals and real life tragedy like 8chan and SomethingAwful. these kinds of people are exactly whom proper Red-Flag Laws would affect.
meet Robert Peterson, a SovCit and a huge fucking faggot. here's a video of him being taser'd in a courthouse, which is hilarious and everyone should watch it.
one of the best cases for Red-Flag Laws is this retarded cunt. as stated, he identifies as a Sovereign Citizen, meaning he labels himself clearly as a danger to everyone else. SovCits insist on living among us, yet they break all the laws; they go out looking for trouble. there's no reason in the world to allow them to possess firearms.
Robert Peterson is interviewed in this video. the video paints him in a positive light because it omits the fact that he was escalating prior to the courthouse tasing. he's the son of retarded parents, like that "shaman" from the J6 "insurrection". everybody laughed at him, but just a few minutes watching and listening to him tells you that he's off his rocker and was on a trajectory.
we had this armed lunatic not content with just riding his bicycle at night, whose next step was to declare that he owned foreclosed property. why in the hell would anyone oppose disarming him for life? that's the nature of the Red-Flag argument. Red-Flag laws just say "we acknowledge your right to be crazy, but you can't be armed." when people go out looking for confrontations, that's when they lose their guns. the entire police force had to be on lookout for Robert Peterson - so, just disarm him. what's the problem? SovCit types expect other people to follow the rules so they themselves can break them.
also a short addendum, because i mentioned the J6 "shaman" - the faggot who was wearing the buffalo hat during the world-shattering event known as "J6". all you need to know about him is that he was a 33-year old unemployed qanon-believing nutter living at home with his mom. look at and listen to the mother -- and tell me that's a healthy relationship.
i am not a staunch advocate for Red-Flag Laws, but the tl;dr argument i'm making is that gun owners should realize it actually strengthens their position to admit that some people just shouldn't own guns. the NRA, gun owners et al should, imho, work with lawmakers to deal with crazy and insane retards who should be kept far away from firearms, like SovCit types. many hardcore gun owners (typically those who don't train) are stupidly panicky and probably should also not own guns. because there is a serious crisis of competency in our world, which is unquantifiably bad when it comes to the government and bureaucracy, i don't see this happening ever but nevertheless feel it's worth talking about.
social media makes people go crazy and insane. crazy and insane people go on social media and rev each other up, because they are crazy and insane. the platform Gab is a breeding ground for unironic neo-nazi types and other psychopaths who prove this statement without fail: these are violent subhumans who are very serious about the threats they make to people. Andrew Torba, a divisive, lying sack of shit who has no honest bone in his body and fleeces his investors, allows his platform to aggravate and incite serial killers. it was one of those unironic neo-nazi types who shot up a synagogue, meaning that Gab is directly responsible for generating criminals and real life tragedy like 8chan and SomethingAwful. these kinds of people are exactly whom proper Red-Flag Laws would affect.
meet Robert Peterson, a SovCit and a huge fucking faggot. here's a video of him being taser'd in a courthouse, which is hilarious and everyone should watch it.
one of the best cases for Red-Flag Laws is this retarded cunt. as stated, he identifies as a Sovereign Citizen, meaning he labels himself clearly as a danger to everyone else. SovCits insist on living among us, yet they break all the laws; they go out looking for trouble. there's no reason in the world to allow them to possess firearms.
Robert Peterson is interviewed in this video. the video paints him in a positive light because it omits the fact that he was escalating prior to the courthouse tasing. he's the son of retarded parents, like that "shaman" from the J6 "insurrection". everybody laughed at him, but just a few minutes watching and listening to him tells you that he's off his rocker and was on a trajectory.
we had this armed lunatic not content with just riding his bicycle at night, whose next step was to declare that he owned foreclosed property. why in the hell would anyone oppose disarming him for life? that's the nature of the Red-Flag argument. Red-Flag laws just say "we acknowledge your right to be crazy, but you can't be armed." when people go out looking for confrontations, that's when they lose their guns. the entire police force had to be on lookout for Robert Peterson - so, just disarm him. what's the problem? SovCit types expect other people to follow the rules so they themselves can break them.
also a short addendum, because i mentioned the J6 "shaman" - the faggot who was wearing the buffalo hat during the world-shattering event known as "J6". all you need to know about him is that he was a 33-year old unemployed qanon-believing nutter living at home with his mom. look at and listen to the mother -- and tell me that's a healthy relationship.
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If he hasn't written a new novel in three years out of spite, he's definitely not improving his health to spite anyone
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Not really familiar with him, except for the fact that he "cooks" terrible grease abominations and lived through like 18 back-to-back simultaneous strokes/heart attacks miraculously.
We definitely need biologists to study some of these lolcows, because the secret to eternal life is probably contained in one of them.
What if Fatrick died and you heard the labored voice of an obese overweight fat man whispering "I am not dead, stalker. These are your delusions. Enjoy prison." into your ear as you read the thread? Fatrick Ghostlinson would definitely be an interesting prospect. #AmSpooking #AmHaunting #DLTC[corporeals]W
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I never said he was. He'll endure by the power of sheer hatred for Kiwi Farms and
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Jack Scalfani had a life-threatening stroke (iirc, not his first?) and now half his face doesn't work and he slurs everything. all of his problems are entirely self-inflicted. it's painful to watch him even though he returned to uploading more of his shitty cooking videos, because he's fast reaching a point where he needs long-term care (read: to be taken care of by others for the rest of his life).
Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa
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I've been busy enjoying prison, here's a haiku:
Nogs blast the fart bride
Sullen, fat and faucet-dicked
Rick accepts Lynne's check
Nogs blast the fart bride
Sullen, fat and faucet-dicked
Rick accepts Lynne's check