Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Riley posted a short skit taped at the venue referencing how he taped cash on the door to Eric July's warehouse.

Rekieta and Andrew_Wahoo feature, I think the fourth guy is the show organizer.

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Video should work in the archive, but here's a local version for convenience.

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I'm very much on the "based nigger jus' tryna make a livin' sellin' picture books" side of the argument. Still, I have to be honest: I did have a chuckle at this skit. The idea of "putting stickers on a business's wall is a killable offense" is retarded on its face. Legal technicalities/BASED TEXAS WOOOO aside, good luck finding a jury that thinks a fat faggot gluing a piece of paper to a business's door deserves to be shot dead for doing so. Side note: Rippa going on about "muh business address isn't public" is quite funny, when there's a "RIPPAVERSE" sign right there.

The TCL joke elicited a medium-loudness guffaw as well. I've yet to catch up to the point in the thread with the full half-hour recording, but I'll bet Nicky didn't actually bomb horribly and got at least a few nervous laughs out of the crowd, based on pure edge at the very least.

...Can you imagine if he accepted that Libertarian Party offer to run for Minnesota's AG a couple years ago? Sargon's UKIP run for MEP would've paled in comparison -- and that shit sank the entire UKIP.

 

[feral cat #6385]

You need to understand Nick R logic. He only says he "was in the shower", not that he "was showering."

Good point. Didn't consider that. From now on I'll assume he was passed out drunk in the shower.

 

[AnOminous]

Some phones are water resistant and wont get damaged unless they're completely submerged. If you keep it out of the direct stream of the shower its probably fine. I honestly think it's less of Nick texting in the shower, as much as he is probably using twitter in the shower and answers a text if he happens to get one.

Or has a serious bout of mental illness and feels compelled to call up Josh from the shower to tell him he's autistic and needs to put the Balldo on.

Legal technicalities/BASED TEXAS WOOOO aside, good luck finding a jury that thinks a fat faggot gluing a piece of paper to a business's door deserves to be shot dead for doing so.

Well obviously nobody sane is going to shoot some retarded midget for having a piece of paper but fucking with someone's property can easily be misinterpreted especially late at night when visibility is low and when it's a greasy, filthy creep who has already been given a stay-away from the cops.

Some late night security guard unfamiliar with Internet retards might go off the handle and they'd probably get away with it.

Much like the recent case where someone shot a dipshit streamer for getting in his face and scaring him, just because someone is a harmless retard doesn't mean the victim of their retardation knows that.

Just like other states, even in Texas you're limited to the "reasonable" use of force, but Texans have a rather expansive view of reasonableness. I'm pretty sure you usually wouldn't get away with shooting someone for vandalism, if you actually knew that was all that was afoot, but if you reasonably fear for your safety, you're generally permitted to defend yourself even if you turn out mistaken.

So I'd think Eric July himself could be presumed to know this greasy fat midget retard is harmless, but maybe not someone working security.

Anyway July's point wasn't that he was planning on shooting the midget, but that acting like that is a good way to get shot. Deserves got nothing to do with it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Rekieta Challenge Try Not to Hate His Petulant Ass (Impossible)

@waffle I’m doubting him heavily on this because it he talks like a fag and his shits all retarded.

Also, does anyone have the powderpuff girls meme with Rekieta? I feel like we need to update it.

 

[KingofSomething]

Nick has decided to randomly talk about his lawsuit in streams to give Schneider something to do and I guess drain Monty's account. It would be a shame if there was some sort of clipper channel that could easily take these comments and put them into one easy place to access with relevant links. Also this is just a really stupid plan in general and I don't know why Nick expects it to work.

The idea of "putting stickers on a business's wall is a killable offense" is retarded on its face.

To be fair, I think Eric's point was more that he doesn't know what to expect from a weirdo on the internet who makes a point to travel across the country to fuck with his office and that it could have ended badly. Just because Riley's friends say he's harmless, doesn't mean Eric or his security team know that and in a worst case scenario someone gets shot because they wanted to take internet shit to real life

 

[AnOminous]

It would be a shame if there was some sort of clipper channel that could easily take these comments and put them into one easy place to access with relevant links. Also this is just a really stupid plan in general and I don't know why Nick expects it to work.

So his genius concept when facing a libel suit is to throw in more willful libel? Brilliant! Clarence Darrow would be jealous of such acumen.

Just because Riley's friends say he's harmless, doesn't mean Eric or his security team know that and in a worst case scenario someone gets shot because they wanted to take internet shit to real life

And Nick the prick can Balldosplain gay technicalities all day long when the real point is if you go around fucking with other people's property you are a subhuman ape piece of shit nigger, and it may not be legal to shoot you, but nobody's going to miss your ass.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Oh shit! I had forgotten all about that! LOL.

Yeah, Weidenheft jumped onboard the KV train (like most of the people at Funimation), but then shortly thereafter her brother was popped for CP possession. She argued passionately that her brother was innocent and started up a legal defense fund for him. It was pretty funny. She then shot herself in the foot with this tweet:

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That whole thing ended with him getting an "adjudication withheld" probation sentence. Which is a thing in Florida.

I recall Nick lit into her argument that CP doesn't hurt anybody. I think his tweet is probably gone from Twitter now, because that was when he had his old (now suspended) Twitter account, but he might have brought it up on his show, or the tweet might have been archived here. I'll see if I can dig around a bit, or maybe @Peace Through Power will come across it. Based on the tweet, he would likely mentioned it March or April of 2019.

Honestly though, I think what he said was little different than what he and Null discussed regarding Cuties. It would basically just reinforce what we already know: That his position on this stuff seems to have softened dramatically.

Here are some old wide N Hefty clips.
I couldn't find a clip where Nick goes through the case of Brad Wiedenheft specifically. He does have short/minor rants about the topic on a few streams.
On the anniversary stream, September 2020

Spoiler: Source: Anniversary Stream: Vic's TCPA Hearing, AMA About Vic's Case, Case Status (September 8. 2020)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NPHhcetilo

at around 2:01:00

On the Ron Toye deposition stream

Spoiler: Source: The Deposition of Ronald Toye Part 2 - Just Me This Time (July 12. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Eqh1n2ejE

at around 2:48:50

He does mention Brad Wiedenheft very briefly when he goes through the Austin Jones CP case
I didn't bother clipping it because it's so brief

I did find a bit more recent clip to show Nick's previous view on CP producers.

Spoiler: Source: Daytime Ranting and Raving about SCOTUS, Banned Women, and more! (March 23. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Nz22X3WxA

at around 1:30:20

For context: One of Nick's children comes into the room and leaves, less than a minute before this clip. This is from the confirmation hearings of the SCOTUS nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson, who argues that MAPs should have lesser sentences

 

[AnOminous]

On the anniversary stream, September 2020

He looks like an entirely different person than he does now. Sure he had the giant Jew schnoz but it wasn't bulbous and red like a clown's nose, like it is now. He now constantly looks like he's been hyperventilating all day. Back then he had a normal complexion.

He could even speak in complete sentences without slurring his words and going off on bizarre tangents of retarded gibberish.

He's really gone downhill. All that degeneracy takes a lot out of a man.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You need to understand Nick R logic. He only says he "was in the shower", not that he "was showering."

Unfortunately, this is not true.

He uses his phone while actively in the shower. In addition to the infamous shower talk, he also (used to?) chat in Locals while in the shower.

This is 100% proven because Nick once conclusively demonstrated he was in the shower by posting to the Locals chat pictures taken while in the shower with the water clearly running.



BONUS: That picture is also the perfect canvas for a simulation of what Nick's reaction might look like after a failed shower talk. (Technically, I think this is conflating two different incidents but whatever, who cares.)

Spoiler: Nick Rekieta Shower Talk Simulator

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

He'll pull out of this, somewhat. He continues to have a lot of goodwill among his "colleagues", many of whom he's helped to launch on YT. He's still making some money, and will continue to do so.

I predict he'll have some kind of come-to-Jesus moment, possibly quite literally. I think he wants to find God and personal accountability again. He can't possibly keep flailing like this. He's far smarter than Ethan Ralph.

well at least when nick claims people in this thread are projecting on him at least he is not a complete liar anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

BONUS: That picture is also the perfect canvas for a simulation of what Nick's reaction might look like after a failed shower talk. (Technically, I think this is conflating two different incidents but whatever, who cares.)

And to think, I thought that Erriott Dong-Gone's girr tarks were the most pathetic thing ever.

 

[Fools Idol]

I don't know about you guys but listening to some sassy fag construct an imaginary argument with rhetorical questions like "are you getting paid" with a bitchy attitude isn't very entertaining. Have another drink Nick and go off king, show all us retards what the real king of the sektur looks.

 

[Captain Manning]

On the anniversary stream, September 2020

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Stellar work as always.

Interestingly, I'm not sure Brad Weidenheft was technically "convicted," although he is a registered sex offender.

Source: https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=108233

Apparently, per Florida law:

I mean, the dude's a piece of shit, and before now I probably wouldn't care much in Nick saying that, but Nick and Dick are are the ones giving Null an enormous amounts of shit when he doesn't get every single detail right. If he wants to do the overly sematic legalize bullshit, he should note he's been guilty of being wrong plenty of times.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

but that acting like that is a good way to get shot. Deserves got nothing to do with it.

Nah, if you knowingly go somewhere you aren't wanted for the express purpose of being a faggot then you deserve the bullet.

 

[Xhrash]

"The assignment of defamation per se to a thing still requires the defamatory statement to be false"

Just like clockwork

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That has to be the face he regularly makes when NO, CHILDing! people he burned bridges with, like Null. You can't tell me otherwise.

 

[dustnight]

Nick has decided to randomly talk about his lawsuit in streams to give Schneider something to do and I guess drain Monty's account. It would be a shame if there was some sort of clipper channel that could easily take these comments and put them into one easy place to access with relevant links. Also this is just a really stupid plan in general and I don't know why Nick expects it to work.

To be fair, I think Eric's point was more that he doesn't know what to expect from a weirdo on the internet who makes a point to travel across the country to fuck with his office and that it could have ended badly. Just because Riley's friends say he's harmless, doesn't mean Eric or his security team know that and in a worst case scenario someone gets shot because they wanted to take internet shit to real life

>non-practising lolyer doesn't know how to asr hundreds of hours of audio files

 

[thebigdream]

He did say the moment Kayla and the kids say for him to quit streaming, he would do it. But streaming has become the main source of income because he doesn't do law and I doubt he would return to law full time.

Nothing about Nick indicates he would actually follow through on this, that would require him listening to and valuing the advice of a person not named Dick. This is just another one of his virtue signals that have turned out to be from a false identity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No grown man should take this many fucking selfies. Nick is submissive to alcohol and submissive to his dopamine hits. There’s no way he’s ever satisfied any woman sexually.

 

[Geared Chris]

Unfortunately, this is not true.

He uses his phone while actively in the shower. In addition to the infamous shower talk, he also (used to?) chat in Locals while in the shower.

This is 100% proven because Nick once conclusively demonstrated he was in the shower by posting to the Locals chat pictures taken while in the shower with the water clearly running.

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BONUS: That picture is also the perfect canvas for a simulation of what Nick's reaction might look like after a failed shower talk. (Technically, I think this is conflating two different incidents but whatever, who cares.)

Spoiler: Nick Rekieta Shower Talk Simulator

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Set the scene, brother! Source.

 

[AnOminous]

>non-practising lolyer doesn't know how to asr hundreds of hours of audio files

I'm sure openly admitting you're just deliberately driving up the other side's costs out of a purely evil state of mind will have no repercussions whatsoever. Genius idea. Fabulous concept.