Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
In the next 6 months what do you guys think will happen

1. Divorce
2. A attendee from hedonism 2 will surface to reveal nick is a Swinger
3. Troons out
4. His defense of cp will bite him in the ass
Is there a less-Reddit way to say 'unpopular opinion'?

None of the above.

He'll pull out of this, somewhat. He continues to have a lot of goodwill among his "colleagues", many of whom he's helped to launch on YT. He's still making some money, and will continue to do so.

I predict he'll have some kind of come-to-Jesus moment, possibly quite literally. I think he wants to find God and personal accountability again. He can't possibly keep flailing like this. He's far smarter than Ethan Ralph.

What will inspire that? Fuck if I know...
  • Rumble contract renewal issues?
  • Forced to settle with Monty?
  • A kid gets in trouble/spills? (No one wishes that on him but the more progeny that's out there, the bigger the risk. See Ruby Franke.)
  • A DUI?
  • A family member of Kayla's spilling all the dirty secrets? I get the impression several members of her family, and possibly some church members, utterly detest him.
 
We were gravely mistaken. Chris isn’t going to spawn Antichristchu. It’s already been born. Chaos reigns.
Nick made a Sonichu joke, actually, but it was not funny.

Talking more about the rural Halloween style, it looks more like a mini carnival where done big and an improvement to the traditional door to door.

I could see it being nice in a village and along a lane where everyone knows each other, but in the socially atomised metropolises, I am not letting my wee ones knock at a stranger door.
 
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Oh shit! I had forgotten all about that! LOL.

Yeah, Weidenheft jumped onboard the KV train (like most of the people at Funimation), but then shortly thereafter her brother was popped for CP possession. She argued passionately that her brother was innocent and started up a legal defense fund for him. It was pretty funny. She then shot herself in the foot with this tweet:

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That whole thing ended with him getting an "adjudication withheld" probation sentence. Which is a thing in Florida.

I recall Nick lit into her argument that CP doesn't hurt anybody. I think his tweet is probably gone from Twitter now, because that was when he had his old (now suspended) Twitter account, but he might have brought it up on his show, or the tweet might have been archived here. I'll see if I can dig around a bit, or maybe @Peace Through Power will come across it. Based on the tweet, he would likely mentioned it March or April of 2019.

Honestly though, I think what he said was little different than what he and Null discussed regarding Cuties. It would basically just reinforce what we already know: That his position on this stuff seems to have softened dramatically.
Nick mentions on March 26th that he would do a segment on it in a few days, but I didn't notice a segment in the next few streams
I could've just missed it, but it's probably after the 26th. I'll look a bit more in a while
 
Is there a less-Reddit way to say 'unpopular opinion'?

None of the above.

He'll pull out of this, somewhat. He continues to have a lot of goodwill among his "colleagues", many of whom he's helped to launch on YT. He's still making some money, and will continue to do so.

I predict he'll have some kind of come-to-Jesus moment, possibly quite literally. I think he wants to find God and personal accountability again. He can't possibly keep flailing like this. He's far smarter than Ethan Ralph.

What will inspire that? Fuck if I know...
  • Rumble contract renewal issues?
  • Forced to settle with Monty?
  • A kid gets in trouble/spills? (No one wishes that on him but the more progeny that's out there, the bigger the risk. See Ruby Franke.)
  • A DUI?
  • A family member of Kayla's spilling all the dirty secrets? I get the impression several members of her family, and possibly some church members, utterly detest him.
I tend to agree. Barring some big PR nightmare situation, tend to expect a more DSP fate.

If anything were to change for the better, I would expect the impetus to be related to their teenaged children. Specifically to how these lax morals beget problems. Say what you will, bit children do make most people better.
 
Talking more about the rural Halloween style, it looks more like a mini carnival where done big and an improvement to the traditional door to door.

I could see it being nice in a village and along a lane where everyone knows each other, but in the socially atomised metropolises, I am not letting my wee ones knock at a stranger door.
A small carnival is abiut right. Typically trunk or treat happens at a church or other local center. There are usually also games, bounce houses, people throwing a football around, you get the picture. And its usually people you know, or at least friends of friends. Better than letting your kids wander the streets unless you live in a quiet suburban neighborhood.
 
it doesnt just look bad on him. it looks bad on anyone who chooses to associate with him.
sargon and all these comic book/video game youtubers who try to make a living off of railing against hollywood and its perverse indulgences are choosing to associate with a guy who was just arguing the semantics of if its desecration to piss on a grave and has been arguing in defense of vito.
At the point you're slimily arguing that pissing on a grave isn't desecration, you pretty much need to just kill yourself.

He's even doing it for free.
 
Nick WANTS to cover trials for hours beciase that would get him out of driving around.
I doubt it.
To be fair, his schedule COULD have gotten more busy with children's activities, but at some point you cut them back. Also, there is speculation in the thread that a family Yzerman rift cut off transportation help they were getting from in-laws, but the factors above should be offset by the other improvements.
Don't believe his lies.
He's far smarter than Ethan Ralph.
Citation needed.

Nothing short of incarceration will get this alkie to dry up. I'm betting on vehicular manslaughter while operating under the influence.
 
Can somebody just explain to me the logistics of texting in the shower? How long is he in there for? What is he doing in there for so long? Does he stop the water and step out to text? Does he lean out with the water running and grab the phone off a shelf? Does he have to dry his hands off and rinse the soap off? If you try to use a phone while all wet, the inputs don't register correctly, and you're gonna damage the phone with water. And it's not like simple yes or no texts either. How the fuck does this all work? I know he's clearly drunk when he does it. Any normal human who isn't an alchoholic would just take their shower and text afterwards. I guess he just stands under the water and drunkenly zones out for extended periods of time. Is he reading his thread in there? The whole aquatic author aspect of our scrotally snared lapsed lawyer completely befuddles me.
 
Can somebody just explain to me the logistics of texting in the shower? How long is he in there for? What is he doing in there for so long? Does he stop the water and step out to text? Does he lean out with the water running and grab the phone off a shelf?
I don't think anyone here knows that because only serious mental illness explains such behavior.

I can't imagine even the thought of texting someone occurring to me in the shower, and if it did, I'd laugh at my broken brain.
 
I don't think anyone here knows that because only serious mental illness explains such behavior.

I can't imagine even the thought of texting someone occurring to me in the shower, and if it did, I'd laugh at my broken brain.
you just face away from the shower head and be careful about dropping your phone.

source: sexting in the shower like a baboon
 
Can somebody just explain to me the logistics of texting in the shower? How long is he in there for? What is he doing in there for so long? Does he stop the water and step out to text? Does he lean out with the water running and grab the phone off a shelf? Does he have to dry his hands off and rinse the soap off? If you try to use a phone while all wet, the inputs don't register correctly, and you're gonna damage the phone with water. And it's not like simple yes or no texts either. How the fuck does this all work? I know he's clearly drunk when he does it. Any normal human who isn't an alchoholic would just take their shower and text afterwards. I guess he just stands under the water and drunkenly zones out for extended periods of time. Is he reading his thread in there? The whole aquatic author aspect of our scrotally snared lapsed lawyer completely befuddles me.
You need to understand Nick R logic. He only says he "was in the shower", not that he "was showering."
 
Can somebody just explain to me the logistics of texting in the shower? How long is he in there for? What is he doing in there for so long? Does he stop the water and step out to text? Does he lean out with the water running and grab the phone off a shelf? Does he have to dry his hands off and rinse the soap off? If you try to use a phone while all wet, the inputs don't register correctly, and you're gonna damage the phone with water. And it's not like simple yes or no texts either. How the fuck does this all work? I know he's clearly drunk when he does it. Any normal human who isn't an alchoholic would just take their shower and text afterwards. I guess he just stands under the water and drunkenly zones out for extended periods of time. Is he reading his thread in there? The whole aquatic author aspect of our scrotally snared lapsed lawyer completely befuddles me.
Some phones are water resistant and wont get damaged unless they're completely submerged. If you keep it out of the direct stream of the shower its probably fine. I honestly think it's less of Nick texting in the shower, as much as he is probably using twitter in the shower and answers a text if he happens to get one.
 
Some phones are water resistant and wont get damaged unless they're completely submerged. If you keep it out of the direct stream of the shower its probably fine. I honestly think it's less of Nick texting in the shower, as much as he is probably using twitter in the shower and answers a text if he happens to get one.
Gonna be honest, anyone who is so dopamine starved that they'd use their phone while in the shower for literally any reason should consider blowing their brains out, they aren't going to do shit with it anyway.
 
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