Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

If anyone has any doubts about Patrick's IQ, remember he xeeted this image willingly.
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Holy crap. He looks like the top of his head is about to pop off from the pressure of his girdle. Maybe we should back off teasing him. If he tried to hang himself, the fat would leak out from his ears like when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste.
 
another derail but it's a curious topic and it's worth expounding on it a bit. if you don't read what's in the spoiler, proper justifiable Red-Flag Laws would likely disarm Fat Rick for his constant threats and abuses towards people. he himself is too crazy to be allowed to own guns.
The concept of "red flag laws" is inherently suspect, but there are in fact some people too retarded and insane to have guns, and Rick is one of them. He shouldn't even be allowed to have sharp cutlery.
 
The concept of "red flag laws" is inherently suspect, but there are in fact some people too retarded and insane to have guns, and Rick is one of them. He shouldn't even be allowed to have sharp cutlery.

Indeed. He shouldn’t even have a sausage grinder.

because there is a serious crisis of competency in our world

Amen to that.
 
The concept of "red flag laws" is inherently suspect, but there are in fact some people too retarded and insane to have guns, and Rick is one of them. He shouldn't even be allowed to have sharp cutlery.
i don't even trust him to eat without someone monitoring him, to be honest with you. and i don't say that because he's dominating the smoked meats trade in Milwaukee, either.
 
i have suspected for some time that he wears some kind of spanx-type "control" shaping undershirt
Fun fact: There’s a Spanx store at the Milwaukee airport that all travelers must pass upon arrival and prior to departure.

Also that popped collar photo isn’t new.
 
What if Fatrick died and you heard the labored voice of an obese overweight fat man whispering "I am not dead, stalker. These are your delusions. Enjoy prison." into your ear as you read the thread? Fatrick Ghostlinson would definitely be an interesting prospect. #AmSpooking #AmHaunting #DLTC[corporeals]W
I think we already know what Rick would look like as a ghost
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It's always so irritating to see Pat rambling about guns cause he is literally the caricature of gun nuts anti-gunners love to push.
It's even worse when you remember he doesn't really understand or care about guns (he's no Ian McCollum, let's put it this way). The only reason he's a "gun nut" is because he thinks it's manly, therefore, the best way to solve his self-esteem issues.

"No stalker, I'm neither a weak man people can make fun of, a deep closeted homosexual or an uninteresting person without a personality. You see, I own guns"
this is easily the worst he has ever looked.

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Have you ever seen someone whose ears completely disappear while looking straight at you?

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I don't know man... it's a tough call...
 
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As an actual gun nut, Pat isn't even that. He openly support "common sense" gun control to include red flag laws. Which for someone who has supposedly been swatted 6 gorrilion times is hilarious. He'll use being a gun owner to legitamize his support for what ever the dnc pushes, he'll turn his guns into a confiscation while tweeting proudly about it.

It's always so irritating to see Pat rambling about guns cause he is literally the caricature of gun nuts anti-gunners love to push. A dumb coward with a micro dick who treats the guns as some magical talisman that solves their inadequacies.

Pat's relationship with guns is exactly the same as pre-tomgirl Chris's relationship with the megatron pistol and his pocket knives. They are masculine talismans. It's the same deal with his rustang, motorcycles, belligerence and alcoholism. The entire stealthygeek persona is pretty telling. It's an obvious way of coping with his insecurities.

He's on the spectrum and on the spectrum individuals frequently have identity issues because of the black and white thinking. Autists think in categorical terms and will often arrive at a certain point where they realize they, as a man, do not have any interests in categorically masculine hobbies or behaviors.

At this point the black and white decision is either to force yourself into masculine activities and spaces to retain your masculine identity or troon out. Pat is a little more functional than someone like Chris despite actually being less intelligent (lower gpa, no college degree) so he chose the faux masculinity path. But you know he feels the call of the tranny due to his constant attempts at association with troons.

Pat is one of those surface level autistics (ie, above pants shitting retard level, but not actually intelligent) though so his depth of knowledge is pretty much limited to wikipedia and whatever advice he can scam off of forums. Hence why he thinks an overpriced cope-PCC and a glock covered in chinese garbage is an 'arsenal' that would make a gun nut blush.

All of that said this fat monkey needs to do something funny. He's losing his audience. He's gonna become moviebob tier soon if he doesn't file another lolsuit or kill someone again (rest in power, Bernell).
 
All of that said this fat monkey needs to do something funny. He's losing his audience.
rest assured, he will. his recent outbursts show that he's still looking to start shit with random people. he'll fuck with the wrong person and then we'll have another author get some easy sales on the back of his retardation.
 
rest assured, he will. his recent outbursts show that he's still looking to start shit with random people. he'll fuck with the wrong person and then we'll have another author get some easy sales on the back of his retardation.
Fatboy believes he's being gangstalked by a conspiracy led by the son of a federal judge and the son of Mr. Softee. He's going to squeal at some rando on the street and catch a disorderly conduct charge.
I hope he blames it on OnA.
Nnnno stalker. A stalker convinced me to get a stalker haircut. The hairdresser recognized your delusions and will be dealt with accordingly. Enjoy prison.
No, child, Pat loves his hairdresser and takes creepy pictures of her for his Instagram. Enjoy prison.
 
I'm sorry, but even Patrick deserves to exercise his unalienable rights. In the words of the eminent Roman statesman Marcus Tullius Cicero:
There exists a law, not written down anywhere, but inborn in our fat, a law which comes to us not be training or custom or reading but by derivation and absorption and adoption from pepperoni itself; a law which has come to us not from theory but from practice, not from instruction but by natural intuition. I refer to the law which lays it down that, if our lives are endangered by plots or SWATting or armed stalkers or Nazis, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right, child.
 
About the only thing remotely right about him is he has a gun and an ITG fetish. That's not even right, though. Even anti-gun Democrats think they should be able to have guns.

I consider myself left but am fairly strong on the Second Amendment because they're all in there for a reason. I am something of a constitutional fundamentalist. And while my favorite Amendment is the First, the Second is what you reach for when they try to take away that one.

I could live a long, happy life without ever seeing his tiny little faucet dick again.

We might even regain an industrial economy where blue collar workers can afford to buy a house and educate their kids
I hate what modern day "progressive" shit is but it's a breath of fresh air to see that at least a few are not raging retards like Fatrick. The guy is addicted to big brand beer and fried bar foods as well, so even if he can get a steady supply of 5.7 ammo for his PS90 he'd run out of breath in the first five minutes of a red vs. blue ground war. Fucking lol.

Didn't see his faucet dick but I imagine it's not unlike Chris Chan's. Would like to see a country where one can afford the house, car, wife, and kids, but this ain't 1955 amigo.
As an actual gun nut, Pat isn't even that. He openly support "common sense" gun control to include red flag laws. Which for someone who has supposedly been swatted 6 gorrilion times is hilarious. He'll use being a gun owner to legitamize his support for what ever the dnc pushes, he'll turn his guns into a confiscation while tweeting proudly about it.

It's always so irritating to see Pat rambling about guns cause he is literally the caricature of gun nuts anti-gunners love to push. A dumb coward with a micro dick who treats the guns as some magical talisman that solves their inadequacies.
Unfortunately those types of people do exist but they're relatively uncommon in my experience. Most are really chill and work jobs and raise families like everyone else. I don't like Trump but seeing the DNC embrace shades of Maoist Cultural Revolution garbage has really alienated me, as someone who grew up in a left leaning household. I'm an apostate and a defector, the kind of thing that Fatrick probably despises the most.
It's even worse when you remember he doesn't really understand or care about guns (he's no Ian McCollum, let's put it this way). The only reason he's a "gun nut" is because he thinks it's manly, therefore, the best way to solve his self-esteem issues.

"No stalker, I'm neither a weak man people can make fun of, a deep closeted homosexual or an uninteresting person without a personality. You see, I own guns"


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Have you ever seen someone whose ears completely disappear while looking straight at you?

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I don't know man... it's a tough call...
He's just doing it "for the camera" so to speak. If someone told him that jerking off to femboys and cartoon horses was manly he'd probably go full coomer to compensate for everything else.
Even 16 Psyche doesn't have enough metals to make such a statue.

No Patrick, that's not the age of a Marvel character.
Probably too old for him to get a boner to either way.
Fatboy believes he's being gangstalked by a conspiracy led by the son of a federal judge and the son of Mr. Softee. He's going to squeal at some rando on the street and catch a disorderly conduct charge.

No, child, Pat loves his hairdresser and takes creepy pictures of her for his Instagram. Enjoy prison.
Is there anything about himself he hasn't posted for the world to see?
 
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