Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

So why does Dick not like Matthew Perry?

I don't think Matthew Perry liked to fuck kids.

 

[Captain Manning]

So we're back to being okay putting pedos against the wall? What about Chris and Max Carson?

They have the Dick Masterson seal of approval.

TBF, I haven't yet heard him defend Karson yet. Only Vito. But it wouldn't shock me if he does at some point.

 

[Neetorino]

They have the Dick Masterson seal of approval.

TBF, I haven't yet heard him defend Karson yet. Only Vito. But it wouldn't shock me if he does at some point.

If he wants to be even remotely consistent (with daddy Dax's views) he has to defend Karson since he's no worse than Vito is. I expect a MrGirl/Nick Rekieta Power Hour stream in the future, maybe a debate with Vito as moderator to wrap it all up with a fat bow. He hasn't been pushed to recently as far as I know, or possibly ever, but if he were it'd be very telling from how he reacts.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Can somebody just explain to me the logistics of texting in the shower? How long is he in there for? What is he doing in there for so long? Does he stop the water and step out to text? Does he lean out with the water running and grab the phone off a shelf? Does he have to dry his hands off and rinse the soap off? If you try to use a phone while all wet, the inputs don't register correctly, and you're gonna damage the phone with water. And it's not like simple yes or no texts either. How the fuck does this all work? I know he's clearly drunk when he does it. Any normal human who isn't an alchoholic would just take their shower and text afterwards. I guess he just stands under the water and drunkenly zones out for extended periods of time. Is he reading his thread in there? The whole aquatic author aspect of our scrotally snared lapsed lawyer completely befuddles me.

As someone whom was once a teenage girl glued to her phone many eons ago, he likely had it on a soap shelf/back tank of a toilet and would liekly also be listening to music or talking. Usually you have a towel hanging off the shower curtain bar or a hook next to you to dry your hands enough to text/wipe condensation off your phone.
I've known quite a few people, including men, who can shower up to an hour, or until the heater gives up. Even construction workers, sometimes you just need a long hot shower.
But texting in the shower is pure faggotry, phone should only be there in case you fall if you're old or to play music on the counter.

 

[Armitage]

Rekieta Challenge Try Not to Hate His Petulant Ass (Impossible)

For some reason this is making me actually angry and annoyed. Here is a lawyer that has developed a practice in your area willing to help, provide free office space give some mentoring, even refer potential clients to you and you denegrate them for this. It also shows how his reputation has tanked from the moment he actually started practicing, because I doubt that (even before he went over to fulltime youtube) at the end of his practicing any lawyer within the area would be willing to offer this.

 

[AnOminous]

It also shows how his reputation has tanked from the moment he actually started practicing, because I doubt that (even before he went over to fulltime youtube) at the end of his practicing any lawyer within the area would be willing to offer this.

Nick is a joke and a piece of shit and I mean that literally. He is literally a piece of feces that comes out of your ass.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Nick for the love of God get help, you need to quit drinking and swinging. You are spiralling fast. Why are you defending Cuties? Get Spiritual help you are falling to Satan's temptations!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick for the love of God get help, you need to quit drinking

Nick Rekieta will never, ever be able to stop drinking. He loves alcohol more than his children and is even happy to risk their lives to drive drunk with them in the car. He is enslaved to a beverage and always will be. The sooner people accept that, the less disappointed they’ll be in him. Nick’s best days are far behind him.



Plot twist: TiC is Schneider. (Probably not but boy would I loff.)

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Monty should go for the egotist's throat: No monetary awards, only a public apology on Nick's stream. As many times as Nick made the claims about Montegraph, he has to apologize and give a full throated (when it's not full of liquor) account each time of what Nick was wrong about and how he needs to do better going forward.

Hi, Nick.

You're gonna pay Monty.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick for the love of God get help, you need to quit drinking and swinging. You are spiralling fast. Why are you defending Cuties? Get Spiritual help you are falling to Satan's temptations!

Don't listen to this pesky a-log Balldo, bust another bottle of bourbon open and wear the new Viballdo.

 

[Cringestorian X]

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i might remembering this wrong, but he's referencing something from josh's infinity next days
@Null do you know what he's talking about ?

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

Nick Rekieta will never, ever be able to stop drinking. He loves alcohol more than his children and is even happy to risk their lives to drive drunk with them in the car. He is enslaved to a beverage and always will be. The sooner people accept that, the less disappointed they’ll be in him. Nick’s best days are far behind him.

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Plot twist: TiC is Schneider. (Probably not but boy would I loff.)

Alcohol is more precious than children youtoob that's the truth of it. Dryspell coming in nicely toobz. swinging is a need not a want, you just have to wait patiently for the next trip to hedonism TWU.

 

[Null]

i might remembering this wrong, but he's referencing something from josh's infinity next days
@Null do you know what he's talking about ?

The project was to fuzzy hash and ban csam so it couldn't be uploaded again. If he's trying to refer to that he's basically lying deliberately, or maybe he's just such a brainholed alcoholic he can't understand anything anymore.

 

[huckbeine]

Nick for the love of God get help, you need to quit drinking and swinging. You are spiralling fast. Why are you defending Cuties? Get Spiritual help you are falling to Satan's temptations!

Nick is past the point of pulling up.

 

[Wodanaz]

haha guys remember when he said people who groom actual children should go up against the wall? that was pretty funny. what's even funnier is the kowtowing he did when confronted by that duncan faggot, saying it was analogous to the "wall of shame" for the sake of his ad revenue instead of owning it and saying what he really thinks about pedo groomers. so basically we should be looking on the bright side here. he's not saying that Josh should be killed... just that he should be made fun of and shamed. right, rekieta?

 

[Spaded Dave]

what's even funnier is the kowtowing he did when confronted by that duncan faggot

I think that Duncan stream was part of what helped really break Nick's brain. He had to censor himself and backtrack on what he meant to say and basically do an apology without an apology. It was around the period after that stream that I really saw him ramp up his "ODD". Almost like he knew that even though he "won" the debate he still had to cuck himself in front of his entire audience to do it and still lost his channel temporarily. Now he needed to really prove just how in control and outrageous he is.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Do you think Nick is finally at butt chugging? Do you think he’s gay and degenerate enough to try it?

 

[datura_binge]

I know I'll get flak for asking, but at what point did Nick go from being somewhat likeable to the majority of people disliking him? I have been reading through these 2400 pages of posts but my eyes are starting to hurt. My tipping point was sometime last year when his streams all became him drinking and ranting about stuff outside of his wheelhouse (and all those fucking memorial RIP messages he constantly gets paid to read). Was there a generally accepted "event" that triggered all this?

 

[Captain Manning]

Plot twist: TiC is Schneider. (Probably not but boy would I loff.)

If he were angry at just Rekieta, I might entertain that, but he's also got beef with EVS and Null. I doubt Schneider knows thing one about CG, and Monty and Null actually seem to get along pretty well, all things considered.

I agree he's probably in contact with Schneider though. Schneider is also probably finding him a hell of a lot more useful to talk to than Spectre.

I know I'll get flak for asking, but at what point did Nick go from being somewhat likeable to the majority of people disliking him?

For KF, I would say November. Though it was probably bubbling under the surface earlier.

@5t3n0g0ph3r was a staunch defender of Rekieta, and when Nick lost him, and he moved the thread, I think the dam finally burst.

 

[McMitch]

I know I'll get flak for asking, but at what point did Nick go from being somewhat likeable to the majority of people disliking him? I have been reading through these 2400 pages of posts but my eyes are starting to hurt. My tipping point was sometime last year when his streams all became him drinking and ranting about stuff outside of his wheelhouse (and all those fucking memorial RIP messages he constantly gets paid to read). Was there a generally accepted "event" that triggered all this?

The decline in quality of his content was a precursor: the poor handling of the Rittenhouse interview, the “balls of no balls” guest questions, the balldo. Alongside the discovery of his trip to Hedonism II and the lewd posting on Locals. The tipping point from there was Nick’s declaration that the Farms were being prudes and anti-fun because we were pointing and laughing at the ridiculous things Nick was putting out to the public.