Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph's birthday was very uneventful. Even her post about it was boring.


The screenshots by @JanuaryViolet were blurred out for me and not clickable, but I am guessing that they were these:


She went onto her neuroicky blog and posted this afterwards:


She explains the symbols on her retard shield:

More like 'trans wrecked' amirite? Any rune spergs here to debunk what she says they mean?


Her gods get really shitty offerings: feet skin and used paintbrushes, no wonder why don't treat her kindly.

Some gender shit:

9 months on T and all she has got is some more hairs on her neck.


Ooh libertarian-princess, what you done bitch? Staph likes to say names on Tumblr these days.


Scarver was the one who killed Dahmer in prison - he's not dead - , but I wonder what Staph plans when he dies? I bet she will make his ghost kiss and make up with Dahmer.

Staph has decided she has dyspraxia and she is very excited about it:

We are now extra ableist and shitty! I'm glad she acknowledges that it's possibly caused by her mother's drinking. I just wish she would get over her internalised ableism and explore the potential that she has FAS. All it would take is for a new Netflix series about Dahmer that reveals he had it.


I like how her grandmother watched Staph on a swing and thought 'she's swinging weird' and she ended up in special ed.

Some whimsy:

Lol at the idea that it was just audio of someone chiselling ice out of their freezer. Does Swedish ice sound different?


'I think it was Odin' that's convenient he could talk to you in English.

This last one is a reblog but it cracked me the fuck up:

Mushrooms haven't got anything better to do.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

'I think it was Odin' that's convenient he could talk to you in English.

Can't express how much I'm losing my mind over not being able to even commit to pretending which god it was for sure

I'm super close with my patron deities y'all I promise! It's not my fault that I get Odin and Bastet and Nyarlathotep and Angra Mainyu mixed up c'mon gimme a break. It coulda been anyone!

 

[often puzzled]

Her website in case you'd like an 80 year old woman to validate all your bad decisions and never challenge you.

There's no way to know for sure, but I've always assumed the therapist isn't validating exactly what Staph says she is. I do get the impression that the therapist is completely useless and just lets Staph babble without offering criticism or teaching any coping skills, but my guess is that our Yarrow tells her some sliver of truth (like "I write fan fiction to cope with difficult feelings"), and the therapist agrees with those slivers of truth.

 

[Aunt Carol]

And what the absolute fuck else would anyone call her other than a 'fan'?

Personally, I'm confused that Staph is hiding behind her "coping mechanism" and "can't help my paraphilia" and completely forgetting her trump card for this Internet argument:

It's not a fanblog because Staph is actually IRL married to his ghost who is sorta sorry about all the murdering now and is bisexual for dumpy chicks.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Staph has decided she has dyspraxia and she is very excited about it:

Judging by her patches, I for one have no problem believing that she is #actaullydyspraxic. I'm surprised she doesn't toss dysgraphia onto the pile, too. A lot of shit ain't right in that brain of hers.

"I have a new thing to call myself!"
Dyspraxogender flag coming soon.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

I could swear that at one time somewhere in this thread she doxed her therapist by posting her buisness card but as medication-addled as I am at the moment I can't seem to find it.. Anyone here seen that post lately> Inquring minds want to know.

Oh and fixed blurring problem in last post. Sorry.

 

[a hapless toad]

She explains the symbols on her retard shield:

More like 'trans wrecked' amirite? Any rune spergs here to debunk what she says they mean?

Oh my god how is she this retarded?

It's already been discussed in the thread that she's somehow decided that the letter thorn is the same as the letter p even though in most languages the Þ has been replaced by 'th' but also instead of actually using Þ she's literally translating Old Norse into English and then translating it back into what is likely the Elder Futhark but using the rune ᛈ which is the transliteration of the letter P.

So the white runes literally say what she claims - PRUDR RAGR* - but "prudr" doesn't mean anything... proud is variations of stolt in Scandi languages. As has been discussed ITT before it's assumed she means Þrúðr or Thrud, who was supposedly Thor and Sif's daughter and/or a valkyrie. And ragr is equivalent to argr/ergi which means unmanly and was an insult worthy of a duel to the death. None of that means proud gay man.

*Only if you ignore the fact that she totally screwed up the ᛞ with a random splotch below it due to her being a complete fucking sped.

The red runes say TRANS REKKR (hey dummy, you don't need to use the ᚲ twice) but the only reference I've found to the word 'rekr' meaning warrior is a couple of moronic Asatru sites. In Old Norse it looks like it was related to a word that means "to chase away".

Well done, Staph. You really are Swedish.

 

[pink cigarettes]

There's no way to know for sure, but I've always assumed the therapist isn't validating exactly what Staph says she is. I do get the impression that the therapist is completely useless and just lets Staph babble without offering criticism or teaching any coping skills, but my guess is that our Yarrow tells her some sliver of truth (like "I write fan fiction to cope with difficult feelings"), and the therapist agrees with those slivers of truth.

Respectfully disagree. I think it's sort of the opposite.
She's stuck in a room, no computer, for 50 minutes with a captive audience: I bet Stephanie tells her nearly everything.

Therapists guide/nudge you into coming to healthier realizations on your own, and are paid to be good listeners. So when she's like "I eat my own foot skin and wet my diaper when I'm stressed," the therapist nods and says "...and you find that helpful?" while taking notes on how to rehab the bearded toddler. Stephanie hears that response and thinks "my therapist approves!"
I guarantee this misinterpretation happens all the time, because Stephanie is not used to someone patiently looking her in the eye, asking questions, and paying attention.

 

[moorhen]

Staph has decided she has dyspraxia and she is very excited about it:

We are now extra ableist and shitty! I'm glad she acknowledges that it's possibly caused by her mother's drinking. I just wish she would get over her internalised ableism and explore the potential that she has FAS. All it would take is for a new Netflix series about Dahmer that reveals he had it.

I have dyspraxia (diagnosed as a child by a doctor instead of reading about it on the internet at 35 years old and deciding I have it).
However, I'm not a fucking adult baby and I cope with it, like a millions of other adults that do. It doesn't mean you need special baby treatment as an adult, because you're expected to learn how to do things in a way that makes them easy for you.
People from a certain site know that a disability (that you're not even diagnosed with) is an explanation and not an excuse. Staphs art is bad because she puts no effort into it. Dyspraxia doesn't affect your ability to see that painting gross muddy brown colours onto black backgrounds with the wrong kind of paint brush makes ugly blobs no one can read. Yeah, your handwriting might be shite but that's easily solved by not slopping paint everywhere like a downsie toddler at preschool.

Every day she looks for another excuse for why she's a lazy waste of space who doesn't need to work and deserves to be given money simply for existing. Get a job, you fat pedo. Mama and Papa Friggly won't be around to support you forever.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Some whimsy:

Lol at the idea that it was just audio of someone chiselling ice out of their freezer. Does Swedish ice sound different?

So I guess by that logic, if your ancestors were sheep farmers you can meditate and connect with your roots by listening to incessant bleating. Okay then.

 

[omori]

Wasn’t the dude that brained Dahmer black and mentally ill?

Good job Staph, wishing death on a brown person with a mental health issue.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

'Beautiful memorial site' pretentious bitch. She is really getting back into online drama lately. I can't wait to see this angry video.


Oh no, not her beloved 'beautiful memorial site' contact form! I wonder why people are so obsessed with giving serial killer fan girls so much shit online. Is it maybe because they're disrespectful and tasteless edgelords who need to get better therapists?

Edit to avoid double posting:


This was after someone posted about wanting to know and be able to hang out with Loki (the myth). Even Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't have been her friend.


Hot puffs of air doesn't sound like very sexually satisfying partner material.


There's more than one reason that dogs bark at her.


Cringe.


So edgy.

The video is up. Someone please take one for the team and watch it and give us the highlights. There's one farmer (sorry I forget the user name) that cracks me up every time they do it.

The druid goes in-depth on their journey and relationships within the context of spirit work. Sorry about the length and sorry about the wait! Life has a way of getting in the way. But now, in its full, unedited glory, is probably the realest, most honest retelling of my spirit work journey to date, other than that book I published and sold for a little while. I've only talked about my own spirits in relation to me, and haven't mentioned any other actors that have crossed into our lives over the years. That is how it should be, I'll tell my story and I will let them tell theirs. But I hope it brings a better understanding of the details that get whispered about and my feelings towards each of these spirits. Blessed Samhain, everyone.

 

[An empty shill]

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'Beautiful memorial site' pretentious bitch. She is really getting back into online drama lately. I can't wait to see this angry video.

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Oh no, not her beloved 'beautiful memorial site' contact form! I wonder why people are so obsessed with giving serial killer fan girls so much shit online. Is it maybe because they're disrespectful and tasteless edgelords who need to get better therapists?

So let me get this right,
It's mean and bigoted to call out when someone is trying to scam the system, making it even harder for the people that honestly do need the help to get it?

Normally I'd laugh at her, but this time no.
I'm not gonna even wish ill on her, cause that's what she wants.
What I'm going to say is: I hope hope you do get that SSI Steffles.
And the reason why you got it is because the doctors and courts declare that it's cause your FAS is so severe, you obliviously do need the help of daddy gubment to take care of your sped self.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I'm glad shes on T lmfao it gets more and more hilarious. I truly believe she wants to be a dude because of her ghost husbands. Michael Jackson gay, Dahmer gay, also still alive clay akin.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I'm glad shes on T lmfao it gets more and more hilarious. I truly believe she wants to be a dude because of her ghost husbands. Michael Jackson gay, Dahmer gay, also still alive clay akin.

The literal entire reason Staph takes hormones in the first place is because she is desperately, pathetically obsessed with trying to deny the painfully obvious truth that she is a woman who is exclusively sexually attracted to men. However, despite being a giant, posturing phony who refuses to give up trying to butt her way into the gay community, she is actually so repulsed by the idea of engaging in the slightest hint of homosexual behavior herself that she couldn't bring herself to even lie about wanting to eat pussy if she had a fucking gun to her head. Her solution to this predicament was to start huffing testosterone because she thinks she's finally managed to rules lawyer her way out of heterosexuality and thus can no longer be called a poser, which I suppose is a bulletproof idea by retard crackbaby logic.

It'll never not be funny to me that a person exists that tries so hard yet fails disastrously at trying to convince anyone that they ARE SO a gay, mentally handicapped, hermaphroditic sexual deviant with BPD.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

@a hapless toad - it's not letting me quote your post just now (I suspect technical difficulties), but I can't help but wonder what some friends of mine who are really into researching sprang (for not-early-Norse nerds, it's this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprang) or niello technique (again, for not-early-middle-ages nerds, it's this) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niello would think of her. I think even the really kind, helpful ones would be snickering the minute she was gone. She wouldn't know Thrud if she came up and bit her in the butt and said, "Hiya, I'm Thrud, you stoopid bitch."
But Staff might like trying niello. I understand if you screw it up (or maybe even if you don't) the vapor can be really poisonous.

Edit so as not to double post: I'm trying to slog through the video, and I'm not even 8:00 in -- she pops open a soda and she makes SLURPING NOISES - loud ones - when she drinks. Not intentionally. This is just apparently something she does. I'd hate to be near her when she eats. Good god.

 

[80's Dad]

Not Stephanie trying to call out another user for being 'really fucking ableist and scummy' FROM HER SERIAL KILLER FANGIRL ACCOUNT.

That user could be going around irl pushing wheelchair users over and kicking out blind people's canes and still be a better person than Jeffery Dahmer, WHO TORTURED AND MURDERED PEOPLE. But Steph thinks he's cuuute so he's just some misunderstood cinnamon roll uwu

I know she's retarded, but she can process the current rules to the Oppression Olympics. So how come she can't understand that she's in the wrong for fantasizing about a serial killer? Like, how does she not understand that her stanning multiple serial killers/rapists is so much more offensive (in literally everyone's opinion) than someone being "ableist" on the internet.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

OK so I was in a weird mood and watched her latest video. Its probably one of the most entertaining videos I've seen of hers because she lays out the whole history of her ghost husbandos, even though you have to suffer through the disgusting faces she pulls as she brainfarts and slurps whatever is in that can she's chugging.

A sum up of the ghost stuff:
She doesnt mention any ghost by their name, just vaguely by what they were known for when they were alive, apart from saying that one might be Heath Ledger. She started seeing ghosts in school when she kept seeing the ghost of a cancer patient. She got into a ghost relationship with Heath Ledger in 2008, but there was someone called Tina who meddled in it, who faked her own death.

She goes into full victim mode when she talks about MJ coming along, as she claims he possessed her body which was a form of rape, who forced her to do things sexually that she was uncomfortable with, which, yet again, she classes as rape. Apparently people witnessed unusual behaviour from her which she blames on MJ possessing her, and mentions the grooming saga. She also tried to contact living relatives of MJ, presumably to tell them about MJ's ghost.

Ramirez showed up during an admittedly edgy phase, who she used to learn more about Satanism from, and together they invoked the demon from the movie The Nun to help get her a job (lol).

Jeff showed up, who she says she has the most intense relationship with, and she does a whole lot of defending about. MJ - because he's a master manipulator - convinced Jeff to help him get to heaven to see his father. Jeff learned that he had been tricked and killed MJ (Staph says ghosts can die but the death doesn't last long). Jeff then went missing for many years but found his way back recently.

She also goes on about paraphilias and that expressing them is good for her. She also says she has homicidal tendencies and thinks its healthy to admit it. There's some viking pooner rager explaining in there. I'm sure I've missed out some of the other ridiculous and milky shit from it, that stuff was just from the top of my head after I watched it. Could someone please archive it because I'm a spastic at archiving videos, and it really needs to be preserved

8/10 well worth a watch.

 

[a hapless toad]

@a hapless toad - it's not letting me quote your post just now (I suspect technical difficulties), but I can't help but wonder what some friends of mine who are really into researching sprang (for not-early-Norse nerds, it's this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprang) or niello technique (again, for not-early-middle-ages nerds, it's this) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niello would think of her. I think even the really kind, helpful ones would be snickering the minute she was gone. She wouldn't know Thrud if she came up and bit her in the butt and said, "Hiya, I'm Thrud, you stoopid bitch."
But Staff might like trying niello. I understand if you screw it up (or maybe even if you don't) the vapor can be really poisonous.

Have you tried highlighting what you want to quote? Two options should pop up that allow you to add the highlight to multiquote or to reply immediately. Null disabled the quote and reply buttons for messages over a certain length so people will hopefully be more selective with what they're quoting. See below.

(Also your link to niello is borked: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niello)

I guess I'll out myself (lol as if it wasn't already obvious) and say I've done both sprang and nålebinding and I'd like to try niello when I'm more confident in my silversmithing abilities. And I can tell you I think she's a fucking idiot, but everyone here already knew that. That said, I learned these crafts because I like to know how to do things, especially in a hands-on context, whereas Staph is willfully ignorant and lazy and probably thinks that reading Tumblr posts and/or books published by Llewellyn constitutes as research/learning.

And I'd honestly rather her just keep foraging in the woods. Hopefully she'll mistake a destroying angel for a meadow mushroom and have a tasty last supper.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

OK so I was in a weird mood and watched her latest video. Its probably one of the most entertaining videos I've seen of hers because she lays out the whole history of her ghost husbandos, even though you have to suffer through the disgusting faces she pulls as she brainfarts and slurps whatever is in that can she's chugging.

[Well, quote is working now.] I hope there's a way to download/archive this vid, because she totally spills it. She doesn't take any responsibility for it, but this documents her shit pretty well. And the whole thing is hilarious, and deserves to be a part of our lore.