Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

It looks like he's just making fun of a dead guy

Searching for Matthew Perry controversies on Google, specifically before October of this year, the worst I can find is he dissed Keanu Reeves in his memoir and then the remarks were removed due to "backlash." He also flirted with a 19 year old on a dating app when he was 51 years old, but that'd probably endear Matthew Perry to Rekieta.

So yeah, Nick is taking pleasure in the death of someone who did nothing to warrant such glee in his passing. It reminds me of Vito on his blog as a young adult talking about how he likes to look at pictures of dead people because it gives him an "ego boost," whatever the fuck that means.

 

[Potatoherder]

Unironically Sally has all the 'assets' needed to surpass nick. She could go right into the boomer coomer market and make bank. She just needs to stay consistent and start networking with other 'conservative' shows.

 

[SargonF00t]

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Boy Bum Sally has tried to spell the word "Wolf", but reached her limits and could only come up with "Wold"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not offended so much as I just don't get where the funny is.

You must not understand Nick's highly sophisticated comedy style. Neil Hamburger is going to be asking Nick for tips soon, just you wait and see!

So cheers, littly Nicky, try not to wrap your car around a tree when your kids are in it, please.

I don't expect him to be able to manage this, but I pray he does. (Cue Nick rage that people are praying he doesn't kill his kids while driving drunk with them in the car.)

Nick deserves everything he gets for his own behavior, but I would have hoped that a parent would understand the consequences for his children.

In order for Nick to understand, he'd have to be able to accept reality. He's very far from that right now. Denial is a huge part of addiction so again, this isn't surprising -- just more proof that Nick is a textbook drunk.

 

[Harm]

Unironically Sally has all the 'assets' needed to surpass nick. She could go right into the boomer coomer market and make bank. She just needs to stay consistent and start networking with other 'conservative' shows.

Agreed. I skimmed one of her Rumble VODs and it's still pretty barebones but servicable. If she had someone producing her show with her, like throwing together stream overlays, custom transitions, feeding her content to keep her talking, tossing visual aides on screen, and so on then she could easily be a top right-wing grifter. Most of these white bitches peddling right wing rhetoric just need a content guru like Bruce Rivers' son to tie it all together.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick, nobody believes Ralph when he does this "somebody sent this to me" routine, why do you think it'll be any different for you?
It's obvious you're reading this thread and seething, balldo boy.

Back when Ralph was more active and entertaining, people used to put flashing images in the thread so that they would reflect of his face and surroundings when he was doing the Killstream. That proved that he, and not just Gator, was reading his thread.

I dunno if he reads this thread while streaming though, but I absolutely believe he reads it.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Swole McPole]

Maybe I'm being all "Karen Farms" here, but I don't fucking get it. I'm not offended so much as I just don't get where the funny is.

There IS no funny. Matthew Perry did nothing wrong. There's no reason to rag on him at all.

Rekieta has finally figured out that his audience is plummeting and if he doesn't do something about it, he'll have to go back to working a real job at some point.

So he does what all those moronic 'content creators' do when their career is starting to flounder. He heads over to Twitter and starts spamming his 'hot takes' on newsworthy issues in the hope of drumming up some engagement.

He's just a somewhat slimmer Boogie1488

 

[AnOminous]

If he wasn't such a stupid drunken cunt, he'd recognize this as a cautionary tale -- something that could easily be in his own future. But he's a moron, so he does what morons do at such times -- attempts an unfunny joke.

What are you talking about? He's totally not the kind of guy you'd find in the morning face down dead in a hot tub.

He completely doesn't look like Matt Perry in his last days, you autistic incel prude.

 

[TheKillingWords]

Does he even consider himself Christian anymore if he ever did?

Sure, insofar as what he's redefined it to mean in his mind.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does he even consider himself Christian anymore if he ever did?

He claims Jesus was just some dude. I think the vast majority of Christians would not consider him a Christian anymore based on that alone. Christianity is a big tent, and Christianity recognizes people are flawed and full of sin, but denying Christ's divinity is an automatic deal breaker for just about any sub-denomination I can think of. That's even before you get into the moral values (or lack thereof) he now has. You can be a shitty Christian, but I'm pretty sure you can't be a Christian and deny Jesus is the son of God.

Hell, Ralph at least paid lip surface to "Christ is Kang." I dunno if he believed it, but he didn't say what Nick said.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hell, Ralph at least paid lip surface to "Christ is Kang." I dunno if he believed it, but he didn't say what Nick did.

I'd respect Nick more if he said what he actually believes.

Rekieta has finally figured out that his audience is plummeting and if he doesn't do something about it, he'll have to go back to working a real job at some point.

He's desperate af.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I just find it funny how anytime anyone gets closer to Dax their life starts to spiral without fail. Ralph’s spiral started with Dax and the facecam and later led to the whole Meigh saga and now he’s in Mexico. There’s that schizo Dax encouraged who would threaten women. Vito, no explanation needed. And now our boy Nick. I wonder what poison Dax whispers into peoples ears that cause them to spiral. It’s gotta be smelly with Riley hanging out with them too. Null was smart about separating contact with Dax, can you imagine if he stayed? No wonder Dax is baying at Null to come back.

Sorry if this is more Dax related but the single biggest way Nick can improve his life is by cutting off Juju completely since the main source of Nicks issues have come solely from Dax and co.

Also Nicks drinking isn’t an issue. Pour yourself one and think it over Nick!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You must not understand Nick's highly sophisticated comedy style. Neil Hamburger is going to be asking Nick for tips soon, just you wait and see!

His streams have definitely been on a downturn. He's gone from making tens of thousands of dollars in a single stream to tens of dollars.

But the standup has the potential to really embarrass the posters on Kiwi Farms if he actually becomes a full-time comedian. As much as I wish I could pretend that the standup was bad, and I did consider pretending that it wasn't hilarious like other people did on the thread, it's really clear to anyone who watches it that he is a natural talent and you just look foolish for pretending otherwise. All you need is that tiny clip Riley posted to know he's got it.

I really hope he takes the fake, forced, criticism of his standup to heart and doesn't try it again, because if he keeps at it, he will be a star. Guaranteed.

Is there something bad about Matthew Perry I'm missing here?

Like, I know he was on Friends (a show I never much watched), and he had some addiction issues, but that's about all I know about the guy. It looks like he's just making fun of a dead guy who had an alcohol and drug problem, but wasn't a raging asshole like he is.

He also streamed naked from his Nashville Playboy-themed Airbnb hot tub so wasted it was his equivalent of a Ralph pillstream. I can't imagine doing that and having so little self-awareness or self-consciousness about it. I'm shocked he even would mention the word "hot tub" again.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'd respect Nick more if he said what he actually believes.

I think he kinda is on the religion issue, but... again... the problem is, if we take him at his word, he's inadvertently (or perhaps even intentionally) disqualified himself as a Christian.

Like, no joke, I'm pretty sure "Jesus is the son of God" is like General Order #1 for all Christians. At least that's what I was told being brought up as one. A lot of other things are negotiable to varrying degrees because there's so many different Christian denominations that disagree on what might be called minutia, but not that point.

I know it's fun to explore how non-Christian he's acting, but the inquiry as to whether he's Christian basically ends with what he said about Jesus. Everything else is just demonstrative of how immoral and vile he's become as a person in general.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

I just find it funny how anytime anyone gets closer to Dax their life starts to spiral without fail. Ralph’s spiral started with Dax and the facecam and later led to the whole Meigh saga and now he’s in Mexico. There’s that schizo Dax encouraged who would threaten women. Vito, no explanation needed. And now our boy Nick. I wonder what poison Dax whispers into peoples ears that cause them to spiral. It’s gotta be smelly with Riley hanging out with them too. Null was smart about separating contact with Dax, can you imagine if he stayed? No wonder Dax is baying at Null to come back.

never drink JuJu's milk

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I've never understood what this question was about. Is he asking guests whether they'd like to fuck his wife while wearing the balldo?

Nah, futanari (aka women with dicks) came in two varieties. Either they have the dick 'n' balls and the vagina and tits, or they have all of that but they don't have balls.

His tweets read identically to how BossmanJack talks to people who ask him about his gambling problem lmfao

Definitely doesn't have a drinking problem though, nosiree!

Speaking of problems, those expensive whiskey bottles must be eating into your budget now that your superchats are drying up, eh Nick? Not to worry, you just listen to your ol' pal Ethan Oliver Ralph (me). Instead of buying them expensive ass bottles and sucking them off like they're a ralphamale sausage, you should just buy some good quality Maker's Mark just like me!

You know what would truly felt me? If while in complete control of his epic Mustang, he used his dominant driving hand to fiddle with the touch-screen display to turn on the BEST driving song in the world, God's Plan, and sung along to it at the top of his lungs, closing his eyes to hit the perfect notes (because little known fact: Nick is as great a singer as he is a stand-up comedian)

I refuse to believe that Nicholas Rekieta is actually a super cool guy with a super cool Mustang that he can drive like a pro! ESPECIALLY driving it drunk on his own in the middle of nowhere! You hear me NICK you SNAKE?! Yew can't drive good! Prove me fucking wrong! Prove me wrong and I'll shave off my fucking gunt!

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It'd be so incredibly easy to photoshop his favorite bull's black donger onto it. Don't do it!

if you find another black bull with a similar name structure you might be into something

Nick's next bull Drippa

I'd respect Nick more if he said what he actually believes.

Except I don't think Nick actually believes in anything besides his BBB (Bottle, Balldo and Bulls)

 

[P5Fever]

I just find it funny how anytime anyone gets closer to Dax their life starts to spiral without fail. Ralph’s spiral started with Dax and the facecam and later led to the whole Meigh saga and now he’s in Mexico. There’s that schizo Dax encouraged who would threaten women. Vito, no explanation needed. And now our boy Nick. I wonder what poison Dax whispers into peoples ears that cause them to spiral. It’s gotta be smelly with Riley hanging out with them too. Null was smart about separating contact with Dax, can you imagine if he stayed? No wonder Dax is baying at Null to come back.

Sorry if this is more Dax related but the single biggest way Nick can improve his life is by cutting off Juju completely since the main source of Nicks issues have come solely from Dax and co.

Also Nicks drinking isn’t an issue. Pour yourself one and think it over Nick!

Maybe Dax was the real Sonichu demon

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He claims Jesus was just some dude.

Somehow more heretical than a mormon. Truly awe-inspiring.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta has finally figured out that his audience is plummeting and if he doesn't do something about it, he'll have to go back to working a real job at some point.

Too bad only faggots warned him about this in a totally faggoty way, so he had to destroy his streaming career just to show them what faggots they are. Boy we're so owned.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Vito on his blog as a young adult talking about how he likes to look at pictures of dead people because it gives him an "ego boost," whatever the fuck that means.

I don't think it takes a cryptology degree to decipher what "ego boost" means.

Erection. It means erection.