Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[P5Fever]

For me, it's that he abandoned just about every position and principle he once held.

That's not one thing, but a plethora of things. He's getting progressively worse too.

Death by a thousand Balldo cuts.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I think they kinda have too. It's called evidence.

Yeah they do. Without going to far into it, a good friend of mine is a computer crimes investigator, and he told me that even during the interview process, they asked him if he would be able and willing to view CSAM in order to investigate a case. Additionally, they keep a catalog of CSAM to refer stuff to, that way they can identify if images or video are of a known victim or a new one.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

nick:
+white knights dicks pro-pedophile stances
+argues in favor of self-admitted pedophile vito
+makes jokes on twitter about his own kids with vito
+defends cuties
-views attempts to reduce csam unfavorably

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think he has principles.

Neither do I.

I should clarify: He has abandoned the principles he espoused, but probably never actually held.

People recognize the pillstream & the gunt picture as Ralph's downfall. I was wondering what would be considered Nick's equivalent to that. I don't think nick has hit Miami trip or faith arc bad. But who knows.

The balldo, the ass bottle, and the trip to fuck-my-wife-con or whatever it was called. Dick & Vito are his Faith and the arc he's currently on. Drex is his Bibble, except instead of Dungeons & Dragons, he likes Dungeons & Grooming Kids He Raised.

In the KC clip Elissa did recently, PPP speculated a sex tape is coming eventually. I think he said Nick is currently on the trash burger eating arc. I dunno. Again, I don't think there's an exact 1:1 comparison other than the fact they're both drunk idiots making really bad life decisions.

If there is sex tape coming, he might not be in it though. It could be Kayla and Drex, and Nick will be behind the camera. It'll be more horrifying than Ralph's.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Have you tried ANYTHING on summers in the snow? I don't think the crash says much about his driving. It's fucking impossible, even with a low powered car. It does say an awful lot about his lack of judgement and general retardation though.


The Yabbit has a song out called Pippa the Ripper already. So close.

Nope, I'm not dumb enough to buy summer only tires. All-seasons or all-terrains. Specialty tires on something you want to actually *use* as a normal vehicle (even sparingly) is just nuts.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Nope, I'm not dumb enough to buy summer only tires. All-seasons or all-terrains. Specialty tires on something you want to actually *use* as a normal vehicle (even sparingly) is just nuts.

Nah, this really depends on the vehicle. If you're driving some NPC car, sure, get your all seasons that will suck in the summer, and suck in the winter, but will be fine. If you drive something fun, get summer tires and winter tires. Ideally, two sets of wheels.

Winters btfo all seasons.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Nick actually destroyed his brain with booze . Its turned to mush and full of holes.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Especially not if he's mixing alcohol and modafinil, which drastically slows the metabolization of alcohol. He's even got a story about the first time he did it without realizing that was a bad combo where he claims he had two drinks after taking one beforehand and nearly falling over when he went to leave

With his constant lying/gaslighting now that kinda throws the 'two drinks' into doubt for me and I'm wondering if 'two drinks' means that he was expecting to have about two drinks worth of alcohol in his system, like if he'd had five drinks over the course of a three hour dinner or something like that, but none of it had metabolized so he had practically all of the five drinks in his system when it was time to leave

People in the medical field have a saying: any time someone says they "had 1 drink" multiply it by 3. So probably 6 in his system.

 

[Active User]

So, drinking until 5 a.m. and driving to the practices IS insanity even by Nick standards. Cue the Learners Permit we know his son is getting. Nick would be required to be in the car but his son would drive, hence avoiding a DUI.

I don't think this even avoids a DUI. I know it doesn't work in my state, and here's a lawyer's website saying it doesn't work in North Carolina. The idea with learners permits is that the full driver would theoretically be able to take control if need be, and as such needs to be in shape to drive themselves. Whether cops are likely to enforce is another matter entirely but I believe it would still be a problem if he was found plastered being driven around by a 15 year old.

 

[Pill Cosby]

You would have thought better of Nick since he has daughters to come out to defend Cuties since it’s sexualises children.

Nick’s midlife crisis is really destroying him.

 

[AltisticRight]

You would have thought better of Nick since he has daughters to come out to defend Cuties since it’s sexualises children.

Nick’s midlife crisis is really destroying him.

Well, he's also good pals with a guy that waits until an 18th birthday to swoop in.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I dunno, but despite swimming in Cash "My life is empty so i have to fill the void with hedonism" doesn't really seem like success to me.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Nick may argue his position on cuties is the same, and maybe there are the barest of technical similarities, but the biggest difference is that when it was originally released he dedicated multiple hours long streams to talking about how vile it was and now he’s spending hours a day on Twitter arguing with people who think it’s vile.

That’s what the difference is.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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I used to post gay shit like this when I was 21 and thought drinking to excess was a personality trait. A man in his 40s tweeting this is pathetic. A man in his 40s with a wife and 5 kids tweeting this is absolutely horrifying.

This is bombing at a level where it feels indistinguishable from genuine mental illness:

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I need someone fluent in Alcoholism to explain to me what the fuck this joke means; I looked up the entire tweet chain and it still makes absolutely no sense. I know he's referring to Matt Perry drowning in a hot tub, but that only makes it more confusing.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I need someone fluent in Alcoholism to explain to me what the fuck this joke means

As a connoisseur of alcohol I think I get the joke. I think he’s implying that it’s hard for an adult to drown in shallow waters?

His brain is pickled from alcohol, anime and black man coom.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think he’s implying that it’s hard for an adult to drown in shallow waters?

See, that was my assumption too. but in context it makes no sense. If he'd said something like 'at least I don't need a life vest when I get into my kids' paddling pool' that would have been weird and dumb but it would have been structured like a real joke at least, although it still would have made no sense given the tweet he was replying to...

tbh I don't know why I expect better from Nick after seeing his stand-up set.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I'm not sure how much more degenerate he can get short of killing one of his kids drunk driving.

We all know this will be how it ends up. Not if he gets in a fatal DUI wreck, but when.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

People recognize the pillstream & the gunt picture as Ralph's downfall. I was wondering what would be considered Nick's equivalent to that. I don't think nick has hit Miami trip or faith arc bad.

…YET.

Know what that stands for, Nick? You’re eligible too.

I agree with @Captain Manning that Nick and Ralph aren’t a 1:1 comparison, but as recovered alcoholics like to say: “Our stories are all the same. The details are just different.” They’re both textbook, garden variety drunks with acute cases of terminal uniqueness: They think they’re special and no one could possibly understand them. Meanwhile they’re both straight out of central casting’s drunk tank.

I wonder how envious Nick is that Kevin Brennan is THE top story on news sites this morning for what he said about Matthew Perry? Keep trying, Nick.




Lol at the photo they chose.

 

[Swole McPole]

As a connoisseur of alcohol I think I get the joke. I think he’s implying that it’s hard for an adult to drown in shallow waters?

But like Rekieta himself, Matthew Perry was a devoted booze hound. Drowning in kiddy paddling pools is the kind of disaster that befalls booze-sodden retards all the fucking time. Get drunk. Pass out. Drown in your own vomit/kiddy paddling pool/whatever.

If he wasn't such a stupid drunken cunt, he'd recognize this as a cautionary tale -- something that could easily be in his own future. But he's a moron, so he does what morons do at such times -- attempts an unfunny joke.

 

[Maude Snew]

tbh I don't know why I expect better from Nick after seeing his stand-up set.

I'm just surprised he managed to actually stand up and remain upright for that long. Although he might have fallen down I didn't make it through all of it, it was that boring. Weird how I used to be able to listen to him for hours and hours and now all I can stand are about ten minutes.