DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .

Remember, Phil LOVES his job.

How is he planning on doing a marathon if he isn't even able to play more than 2 hours and/or isn't able to speak for long periods?

A sudden return of Ask the King where he will be forced to give short answers while being more boring than usual.

Also, this is the only costume Phil will wear:

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I hope that channel dies off ("Uh guys, I'm SO behind that I can't take time away from gameplay, so DSPReacts will be on hiatus")
How is he planning on doing a marathon if he isn't even able to play more than 2 hours and/or isn't able to speak for long periods?
Future Phil's problem. I'd like to pretend that he finally took a moment to check out Derich's tierlist and suddenly got very, very sick for some reason.
 
Like Dave talks about traveling or doing stuff but even when he had tons of cash he never did any of that, he just sat on his ass, drank, and bought consoomer garbage statues.
I don't think Phil ever really wanted to travel. Autistic people hate breaking routines. The only time he left Renton semi regularly was when Leanna forced him to when they went to Seattle and blew money on hotels.
 
I don't think Phil ever really wanted to travel. Autistic people hate breaking routines. The only time he left Renton semi regularly was when Leanna forced him to when they went to Seattle and blew money on hotels.
True, watch some old videos with Dave and Leanna going out. He sounds tortured. This is also why him and Kat are an effective arrangement.
 
I don't think Phil ever really wanted to travel. Autistic people hate breaking routines. The only time he left Renton semi regularly was when Leanna forced him to when they went to Seattle and blew money on hotels.
He only wanted to travel to fighting game tournaments because it let him LARP as a super serious pro and peer to the likes of Alex Valle and others.
The fact that people saw him as a walking ATM never occured to him.
 
He tries so hard to make what he does seem professional. "Post poned indefinitely." Nigga, you got the flu, not fucking cancer. Give it three days and he'll be good enough to stream if he's actually sick. This is him calling in to work, except he wants paid days off because his inability to plan ahead is your problem.
 
He only wanted to travel to fighting game tournaments because it let him LARP as a super serious pro and peer to the likes of Alex Valle and others.
The fact that people saw him as a walking ATM never occured to him.
So the real question is, what should go on his tombstone? "Bugged Life Mechanics" or "Beloved Cat Father and Open Wallet"?
 
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He tries so hard to make what he does seem professional. "Post poned indefinitely." Nigga, you got the flu, not fucking cancer. Give it three days and he'll be good enough to stream if he's actually sick. This is him calling in to work, except he wants paid days off because his inability to plan ahead is your problem.
do you really think Dave's robust and mature schedule allow him to just do stuff willy-nilly? fucking mouth-drooling retaa- moraahn
 
I would be so pleased if i didn't have to see or hear this faggot for at least a week. Not because I chose to avoid him but because he went on a honey moon after (almost) 5 years of being married.

Oh btw I don't believe he's sick and if he is it it's not nearly as bad as he's making it seem. Everyone plays up their "sickness" when they want to take a day off from work. So even if you have a hangover you still make it seem like you're at death's door
 
I don't think Phil ever really wanted to travel. Autistic people hate breaking routines. The only time he left Renton semi regularly was when Leanna forced him to when they went to Seattle and blew money on hotels.


Don't forget how they simply went to Seattle just to spend all their time watching tv in their room only venturing out to eat. Luckily with Khet being a shutin herself he doesn't even have to do this anymore.
 
I don't think Phil ever really wanted to travel. Autistic people hate breaking routines. The only time he left Renton semi regularly was when Leanna forced him to when they went to Seattle and blew money on hotels.
Speaking of the REEanna staycations I still can't believe those two retards spent money on fucking hotel rooms in a city that's just 20 kilometers (12.5 miles for my burger loving friends) away from their house. Then, like @grump said just spent most of the time just sitting in the hotel room. It's really a wonder how this dude ended up bankrupting himself isn't it?
 
Speaking of the REEanna staycations I still can't believe those two retards spent money on fucking hotel rooms in a city that's just 20 kilometers (12.5 miles for my burger loving friends) away from their house. Then, like @grump said just spent most of the time just sitting in the hotel room. It's really a wonder how this dude ended up bankrupting himself isn't it?
To be fair, there is a lot of mature adult activity you could do together in your hotel room and if it is what you want to do as a pair, why not. But while I see how this is (or was) a possibility with Leanna, I really only see that Phil is a eat burrrgers in his hotel room, watch tv and drink before falling asleep guy.
 
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