Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Even at her peak, her hair always looked kind of like a limp wig. Her hair visibly looks thin and needs more volume. It would balance out how petite and frail she looked. This "13th century serf boy on his death bed" hair she has as Elliot is proof of this.
 
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Snack Cracker said:
This one (Morgan Davies) was in Evil Dead rise.
She doesn’t pass any better that’s for sure, I thought she and her sister were both gender nonconforming, but she’s definitely more attractive (and younger) than Ellen.
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I haven't seen her act, but based on her look, she might be able to inherit Tilda Swinton's androgynously handsome niche.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
She looks so bad that it makes me think that she will die early.
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She definitly looks like that everything that once made her her died a long time ago, both figuratively and literally.
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You can’t cast her as a woman, because she “isn’t” one any more, and in any case hormones and surgeries have fucked her up.
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They did cast that one pooner in the awful live-action One Piece show, execs don't give a fuck about acting ability and looks anymore it seems. To that particularly pooner i have to give credit, i only learned of her being a dood on here. I did think "Holy shit, look at that fucking faggot!" when she first appeared on screen though.

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Snack Cracker said:
This one (Morgan Davies) was in Evil Dead rise.
She doesn’t pass any better that’s for sure, I thought she and her sister were both gender nonconforming, but she’s definitely more attractive (and younger) than Ellen.

Hollywood’s going to have more and more pooner options sadly, Ellen is bottom of the barrel.

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I think that's the same dood from One Piece.
 
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Haftag said:
RIP Boltie x2.
BTW her nude scenes and starting to look worse and all the outings were after/during the nude stuff with Beyond (2013). Always wondered if that was a big trigger since she's always been kinda conservative with nudity prior.
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She did nude scenes??

Scratch that I really don't want to see them.
The Monkeys Paw has done enough damage.
 
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sheepworldvizor said:
Do we need a Trannies and Pooners on Screen thread?
We got the pooner from Sabrina (Lachlan Watson)

And the pooner from The OA (Ian Alexander)

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Oscar and Alice - Pooners and Trooners of the Silver Screen isn't a bad idea for a thread, I was considering it myself before the King Pooner Page thread was made, I didn't know if there'd be enough content, but you just mentioned a few there and I'm sure theres more if we looked.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Oscar and Alice - Pooners and Trooners of the Silver Screen isn't a bad idea for a thread, I was considering it myself before the King Pooner Page thread was made, I didn't know if there'd be enough content, but you just mentioned a few there and I'm sure theres more if we looked.
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I think Netflix have a pooner-inclusivity clause these days. If we can include NB then I’d say we have enough content.
 
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Bookwork said:
I would like to subscribe to your channel to watch the 100% pooner remake of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Blondie: "God's not on our side because he hates idiots, also."
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Poonerized remakes have so much comedy potential, cast Pooners in the most masculine roles possible, and have everyone else be a minimum one foot taller and play it completely straight like they don't notice the Pooners are, in fact, tiny wheedling manlets.
I can think of a load of movies that would be awesome with a Pooner cast, Conan the Barbarian, First Blood, the Alamo if you had Pooners for everyone in the Fort, various capeshit movies, and they don't just have to be action movies, imagine Cape Fear, but with Ellen Page playing the DeNiro/Mitchum villain, and with Dave Bautista as the terrorized husband... I have a vision to make heccin' valid movies with representation shit I might try and pitch it to Hollywood before this insane faggot pandering wears off and see if I can make some money from it.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Poonerized remakes have so much comedy potential, cast Pooners in the most masculine roles possible, and have everyone else be a minimum one foot taller and play it completely straight like they don't notice the Pooners are, in fact, tiny wheedling manlets.
I can think of a load of movies that would be awesome with a Pooner cast, Conan the Barbarian, First Blood, the Alamo if you had Pooners for everyone in the Fort, various capeshit movies, and they don't just have to be action movies, imagine Cape Fear, but with Ellen Page playing the DeNiro/Mitchum villain, and with Dave Bautista as the terrorized husband... I have a vision to make heccin' valid movies with representation shit I might try and pitch it to Hollywood before this insane faggot pandering wears off and see if I can make some money from it.
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Oh fuck me, I see Reservoir Dogs with pooners, the whole cast. :story:

we gotta make it happen !

Ellen Page in Harvey Keitel role:

Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
 
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