Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 118 36.1%

  • Total voters
    327
Im convinced that the guys only get into it because its polygamous Christianity.
Mormons haven’t practiced that shit since like the 1800s. No Mormon I ever met had 6 moms.

Edit: Also why do we keep getting on a Mormon tangent lmao? Lets get back to laughing at a retarded alcoholic.
 
I think a good example of this would be Pads, they guy who thought he was a trans-pad. After the chromosomal disorder was discovered and he got treated, he disconnected completely and as far as anyone knows has no plan to come back.
That's the first one who was coming to mind, them or AnimatedJames (who apparently went to years of therapy and when was rediscovered simply apologized for his past and has kept to himself ever since). There's probably others we'll never hear about. Their threads will simply die in obscurity until years later when they get moved to Lolcows of History or Spergatory.

That may be one of the most buttfuck retarded things this moron has said. Why the fuck would you do that? At that point put the mike down. It's over idiot.
He will become as retarded as it takes to spite us all for expecting him to be anything more than an absolute disgrace to himself and his family.
 
Is Nick just pissed off that nerdy Null is actually funnier while also being fairly low-key and generally sober - something Nick has abjectly failed at?
I think he envies Null not being tied down to a boring wife and five kids who don’t yet know who to party hard like their old man.
 
Voyager gets yeeted to the Delta Quandrant a generation's travel away from home thereby turning a short inaugural mission to fuck up some rebel scum into a life sentence of travel through uncharted and hostile space.

Nick: "Lmao! The blackie didn't go home to his kids!" checks twitter engagement for click revenue "Based amirite?"
Oh, is that what happened? Tuvok didn't even voluntarily leave the kids? I didn't watch much of ST:Voyager. I loved TNG, but kinda gave up ST after that.

I now think Nick's tweet is even dumber. Thank you.

Say what you will about the Mormons, but they might be onto something with no alcohol rule of theirs. Hell seeing Nick myself and what he turned into unironically turned me off to a lot of alcoholic beverages. I now only drink a little at holidays. May the Sonichu demon never touch me I hope.
I'd actually be 100% fine on the Mormon prohibition on alcohol. I barely drink as it is, and Nick has pretty clearly demonstrated what can happen when you drink to excess.

Where they lose me is the prohibition on caffeine. Fuck that. I can not make it through my day without coffee and energy drinks.

Also, I smoke.

So yeah, I have no problems with the Mormons per se, but I ain't gonna convert. Sorry.
 
That may be one of the most buttfuck retarded things this moron has said. Why the fuck would you do that? At that point put the mike down. It's over idiot.
False bravado maybe?

“Yeah see how confident I am I wouldn’t even care if I lost all you losers, that’s how awesome I am! I don’t need no Null! I don’t need no superchats! I don’t need no kiwis!”
 
Maybe Nick should become a Mormon, so he will

STOP

FUCKING

DRINKING!


I come from an extremely white trash background and have seen my share of people go down to alcohol and drugs. I have never seen somebody speedrun alcoholism as fast a Nick. I am absolutely flabbergasted by how fast he went from a fairly in shape suburban dad to a whiskey-ghoul. He has to be speedballing provigil every day or something to get this fucked up this fast. The way he has been absolutely spiraling since the Eric July shit started is not how a well man acts.
 
Maybe Nick should become a Mormon, so he will

STOP

FUCKING

DRINKING!


I come from an extremely white trash background and have seen my share of people go down to alcohol and drugs. I have never seen somebody speedrun alcoholism as fast a Nick. I am absolutely flabbergasted by how fast he went from a fairly in shape suburban dad to a whiskey-ghoul. He has to be speedballing provigil every day or something to get this fucked up this fast. The way he has been absolutely spiraling since the Eric July shit started is not how a well man acts.
Honestly I don’t know what it will take to get through to him at this point that he definitely has a major drinking problem. Either his kidneys need to die, or he crashes his car. I doubt it would be the wife and kids leaving, that probably would drive him to the bottle more.
Whatever shit Nick needs, his ego is too huge, it’s sadly gotta be something drastic to make him see what a pathetic shit stain he’s become.
 
Oh, is that what happened? Tuvok didn't even voluntarily leave the kids? I didn't watch much of ST:Voyager. I loved TNG, but kinda gave up ST after that.

I now think Nick's tweet is even dumber. Thank you.


I'd actually be 100% fine on the Mormon prohibition on alcohol. I barely drink as it is, and Nick has pretty clearly demonstrated what can happen when you drink to excess.

Where they lose me is the prohibition on caffeine. Fuck that. I can not make it through my day without coffee and energy drinks.

Also, I smoke.

So yeah, I have no problems with the Mormons per se, but I ain't gonna convert. Sorry.
There is no prohibition on caffeine, but the smoking and coffee would be an issue.
 
The Kiwi joke would be 'let him burn so we can laugh' but I'm not sure that's actually true for most, including Null for Nick.

I recently got all rainbow reactions and a hard 'disagree' from SpadedDave for arguing that Nick's still redeemable, but I stand by it. Nick's not nearly at Ethan Ralph's crash/burn level and never will be. Despite the hyperbole of divorce, sex tapes, jail time, swinging evidence, etc. - that's not happening. Nick's got too much to lose and a solid support system.

YET, we all seem to agree on one point: He's incapable of self-reflection while being a rote addict. Until Nick learns to stop howling at the wind and creating needless fights in every corner of the Internet - clearly fueled by his alcoholism - he'll simply exist as he does today, a normie successful streamer; a dying star who might have shined bright. (Okay, I'm gonna vomit at myself.)

Also, Americans love comebacks.
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What is redeem? Can you tell me what redeem is?

Nick is past the point of pulling up. Even if he "redeems" himself, what is the quantifier that he has "redeemed" himself?
Nick can no longer give law and lawyer explanations/analysis, because he has been exposed to be a really shitty non-practicing lawyer, never stepped a foot inside a courthouse. who in the right mind listens to a lawyer like that.
Nicky can't parade himself as a christian trad-dad, he has been going on streams naked and saying he wants to build a sex dungeon beside his kids' room.
Nick now only insert himself to dramas that he has no business with other than chasing clout, drinking on streams for viewers amusement
Nick at this point can only stop or slow down the rot, but he can never redeem himself.

So, yeah, pray tell us what is your idea of a "redeemed" Nick
 
No, he can't keep flailing like this. It can get worse.

Voyager gets yeeted to the Delta Quandrant a generation's travel away from home thereby turning a short inaugural mission to fuck up some rebel scum into a life sentence of travel through uncharted and hostile space.

Nick: "Lmao! The blackie didn't go home to his kids!" checks twitter engagement for click revenue "Based amirite?"
I bet Nick is a Tuvix apologist. Janeway did nothing wrong.
 
People like Nick don't really engage with morality in the same way ordinary people do. Morals and convictions for people like Nick are not so much about ideas, principles, or coherent world-views, but more what benefits them in the moment. Claiming Christian conservative values in public costs you very little, but provides many, many benefits in the form of networking, community, and obviously, online clout with certain audiences.

Before, Nick didn't have to give anything up to claim Christian conservative cred. The phrase "Rules for thee, but not for me" comes to mind. Claiming that sort of cred in the online commentary space involves telling other people how they should live their lives, not your restricting your own life. Nick wasn't being invited to coom parties and talking to titty streamers online. He wasn't pals with Diddler Dax and his gang of degenerates. He was just a guy with a family and a trust fund in rural Minnesota coasting off his grandparent's money. He never had to actually sacrifice anything he actually wanted, but at the same time could just spout bullshit into the void and people would throw money at him as their e-daddy.

Christian conservatism became an inconvenience to Nick. If anyone doesn't get why Nick seems to constantly flip-flopping his positions and posture, it's because he fundamentally only understands morals in terms of what benefits him. Morals that don't benefit him are the ones he can disregard, but he'll claim all the ones that he sees some benefit in claiming.
 
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What is the proper end goal for a lolcow?
To make me laugh. If they stop doing that then they aren’t really a Lolcow anymore, and how they stop being a Lolcow doesn’t really matter to me.
I think a good example of this would be Pads, they guy who thought he was a trans-pad. After the chromosomal disorder was discovered and he got treated, he disconnected completely and as far as anyone knows has no plan to come back.
Despite what I just said above I loved that MATI special where Null talked about this guy. I was genuinely happy/surprised/impressed that someone like that sought help, got their issue resolved, and disappeared from the internet. 10/10 Lolcow story.
Also why do we keep getting on a Mormon tangent lmao?
I have no idea but the Russell Greer thread has been going on and on about Mormonism too. Makes a little more sense in that one given Russell’s background but still it is weird that it is being brought up in multiple threads right now.
 
I am a Mormon and we absolutely believe in the divinity of Christ. Where people get caught up about us is that we believe that The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit are three distinct, but equal beings, instead of one entity. We believe that Christ is the literal and only begotten Son of God. We do not believe that Christ is lesser as a result, as all three are one in purpose.
Despite having an uncle that is Mormon, I don't run into many here in the south (lots of Jehovia Witness though), I don't know much about Mormonism. I wonder if Mormonism was an off-shoot of the Pentacostals? We Pentacostals also believe that the Trinity are three separate beings that are co-equal. I got into a lot of arguments with my fellow students at the Baptist high school I went to (especially the speaking in tongues part, which they feel is nigh heretical).
 
I have no idea but the Russell Greer thread has been going on and on about Mormonism too. Makes a little more sense in that one given Russell’s background but still it is weird that it is being brought up in multiple threads right now
The common perception or stereotype of a Mormon is somewhat of an anticow, when compared to degenerate, non-family oriented, constantly inebriated terminally online weirdos, I guess.
 
I think he envies Null not being tied down to a boring wife and five kids who don’t yet know who to party hard like their old man.
I don't think he envies Null, but more specifically Masterson and Rekieta envy MATI, Null can stream to thousands and thousands of people about whatever the fuck he wants and things related to the site, get superchats from people watching with no issue at all, while Masterson streams his failed comedy routines to 200 people and Rekieta hides behind a multiplier and gets no donos at all.
during the whole "kiwifarms fight" Rekieta has tried multiple times to make puns with the name MATI, trying o shove that Null and the farms are the ones mad at the internet, etc.
basically they just want thousands of viewers and donos while being complete degenerates and their already stablished audience doesn't want that.
 
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