🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Cancun and Merida have a huge supply of cheap escorts. If he's not showing her off it's because he went with the very cheap package, as an extended stay would be quite pricey for an attractive one.

Or the hooker EOR tried to acquire for 15 minutes of horror beyond the comprehension of most had enough prided in herself to say “no way Jose!”.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Ralph took the hooker out to lunch again:
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You'll notice that the silverware on the second plate is facing him in a manner no human being would set down if they were sitting at that plate if they were eating with him. What a fucking loser lol

 

[Thorndyke Special]

You'll notice that the silverware on the second plate is facing him in a manner no human being would set down if they were sitting at that plate if they were eating with him. What a fucking loser lol

So is the beer-looking drink that's positioned between two coffee cups. No one sitting there would place it like that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You'll notice that the silverware on the second plate is facing him in a manner no human being would set down if they were sitting at that plate if they were eating with him. What a fucking loser lol

Even better you can see only one set of silverware is being used for both plates. You have the salad fork, dinner fork and a knife (standard napkin roll) visible, the the actual second set of silverware is still nicely rolled up and untouched.

Ralph didn’t even get a cheap hooker. He went to Cancun with Senorita Tripod to make Pantsu jealous.

 

[Deezy]

Pantsu’s been worn down by how disgusting Ralph is and there is absolutely no way to un-shatter that mirror. Also she hates Mexico and doesn’t want to go back.

Ralph seems to be permanently stuck in the denial stage of grief but horse bride doesn’t care and I hope he finds a replacement Grace to simp soon because that’s the funny kind of gross I like to see.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The sektor is so dead we've spent 3 pages discussing Ralph's lunch. It's so over.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Pantsu’s been worn down by how disgusting Ralph is and there is absolutely no way to un-shatter that mirror. Also she hates Mexico and doesn’t want to go back.

Ralph seems to be permanently stuck in the denial stage of grief but horse bride doesn’t care and I hope he finds a replacement Grace to simp soon because that’s the funny kind of gross I like to see.

Can you imagine the horrors she has seen living with Ralph? Not just average disgusting Gunt, but black out drunk, 20 mg of Xanax, drinking old piss out of empties Gunt, sweaty, greasy, drooling Gunt. She had to hand wash his soiled shorts ffs, soiled sheets, share a toilet in fucking Mexico with that beast.

No, she’s done. Pantsu lived through the type of year that turns a pick-me into a confirmed lesbian.

 

[Muppetstudios]

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"HELLO HAMAS"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Pantsu’s been worn down by how disgusting Ralph is and there is absolutely no way to un-shatter that mirror. Also she hates Mexico and doesn’t want to go back.

Ralph seems to be permanently stuck in the denial stage of grief but horse bride doesn’t care and I hope he finds a replacement Grace to simp soon because that’s the funny kind of gross I like to see.

Pantsu is exceptionally retarded and it definitely seems she really had feelings for Ralph at first, whether that was her hormones, retardation, or desperation to get away from trannies I imagine spending years in squalor cleaning up piss bottles and living in one pair of clothes would absolutely destroy anything real that might have formed.

 

[AltisticRight]

We need to analyse every grain consumed by the Ralphamale, no half measure.
(Well knowing Ethan, the box says serving for 8 and he'll just eat it all as an appetiser.)

 

[Fornicario]

The sektor is so dead we've spent 3 pages discussing Ralph's lunch. It's so over.

Don't laugh because it's ending as the complete trash fire it is. Laugh at all the damage these people have done to their lives. Ironically, Asstroon and A-A-Abort It Andy may be the last ones standing.

 

[Cringestorian X]

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"HELLO HAMAS"

the mad lad did it, he finally get the truck back after 3 months (?) in the shop
now he can bring more hookers tortas with him to the casa de verde and no bish is going to stop him this time

i still don't understand why he needs his lawyer to get it back though

 

[Muppetstudios]

It's funny to see how excited he is to show his truck, a fun Ralph W before the next L

 

[Fornicario]

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"HELLO HAMAS"

And Ralph's Law begins a new cycle.

EDIT: Ninja'd by Muppetstudios.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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"HELLO HAMAS"

Did he film that on an iPhone 2S?

Even better you can see only one set of silverware is being used for both plates. You have the salad fork, dinner fork and a knife (standard napkin roll) visible, the the actual second set of silverware is still nicely rolled up and untouched.

Ralph didn’t even get a cheap hooker. He went to Cancun with Senorita Tripod to make Pantsu jealous.

Actually, you can see multiple sets of silverware in the shot, right side there's an additional fork and you can see a smidge of something by the Tamale plate. The way the plate is set though tells me that he staged all this shit but surprise surprise, he's retarded and fucked up. The only thing that makes me wonder is the phone at the edge of the photo.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

That’s great Ralph. Why would anyone want a truck that’s already been wrecked several times? Why not buy a new one? Oh that’s right. It’s for the best, you’ll
wreck it again within 60 days.

What happened to the remarkable weight loss? You weren’t using filters like a low self esteem e-girl were you?
I wouldn’t be calling out anyone else’s fat ass when you have no neck, face aids and googly beady pig eyes. Disgusting.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

"HELLO HAMAS"

Is that the seatbelt sensor going off? It didn't look like he put it back on.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Gunt calling out others for having a Gunt, we are so back.

 

[PyroJohn]

That food looks really unappetizing btw
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What even is that? sliced pepperoni that’s been sitting out for hours? It’s all curled up and dried out. And what is the rest of that sad plate? It all looks depressing and sad.

Most appatizing Mexican Meal

 

[AnOminous]

That’s great Ralph. Why would anyone want a truck that’s already been wrecked several times? Why not buy a new one? Oh that’s right. It’s for the best, you’ll
wreck it again within 60 days.

Somehow not having his truck for 90 days is some kind of own?