Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

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Well, not quite yet. Jill happily destroyed Renee's courtship because her beau refused to allow Jill to point at him in innumerable publicly posted photos, probably because the next youngest sister mom after Renee is only fifteen, and she can't afford to lose another housekeeper / cook / chambermaid at the moment.

Speaking of Renee and her ruined courtship, Jill is happily posting Facebook fiction where Renee is so way grateful to Sweet Mama for interfering in her love life (also, wow, way to make it all about you as well, Kathy).
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Jill is also excited to offer us all a chance to send her one dollar, and then also one hundred dollars! For the low price of one dollar, plus one hundred dollars, plus then another twenty dollars (no homeschooled Rodlet would be able to figure this word problem out), she will send you the MLM equivalent of a Crystal Lite packet (Walmart brand bottled water not included.)
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#JillPMmath
 
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Someone on Reddit did a makeover on Jill, and the difference is stunning.
She would look so much better if she toned down the brassy hair and ditched the eyeliner and corpse lipstick.
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Vi0l3t said:
Shed look 100 times better without her bad makeup job and fixed her hair. She looks cheap with makeup.
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She looks at least ten years younger in the altered picture. She hasn't learned the older you get, the lighter your makeup should be.
I get liking certain finishes and shades, but after you hit 40, most of the time heavy eyeliner all around the eye is not good. Tightlining is much better, it's a softer look. She has pretty eyes, a light brown or copper liner would look so much better, and a soft coral or peach lipgloss or balm would be an improvement over the corpse lipstick.
Toning down the brassy blonde would look better for her complexion too.

(Cheesegirl steps off her beauty soapbox)
 
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Yeah, I hate to feed the narc, but Jill is actually quite normal-looking, even pretty, under the make-up. I mean, a 45 year old with thirteen children and a hard low-income life could look much rougher.

If she could tone it down, put away the tweezers and stop doing the soul-eating grin, she would be very visually acceptable.
 
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Goatchoker said:
I agree, at least something with a less harsh transition.

Is that all her hair or does she have some extensions? Her hair also screams 80’s forever lol.

ETA:I think they added a soul to the makeover photo and that’s why it’s so amazing.
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IMAGINE if she had extensions. Oh the fundie guilt.

I think it's probably real though. Good extensions cost money and would be hard to keep looking good in the living conditions we've seen. I've never seen any photos of Jill that suggest her hair isn't hers.
 
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I believe the hair is 100% her own natural hair.

In fact there have been a few photos where the part in her hair was either off, or the wind blew her hair in such a way that you could see the natural hair thinning most women her age begin to get.
 
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