Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Also can someone tell me what happened to the big brain panel lawyers (Burch, Peacock, etc.)? I have not heard about them in forever, did they distance themselves from Nick or are they still around?

Peacock got a government job, and someone bothered his work, supposedly.

Burch spends a bunch of time on his boat in FL, and as far as I can tell, Nick has bot called him back.

Josh (Grand Admiral_C) is tag-teaming with Nick on Twitter supporting his legal takes on Eric July drama.

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@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I believe you made a comment about the Into the Darkness / Q stream but I cannot find the post? I remember most of that video only because Drexel seemed extremely angry for what I now suspect because of the ambush of a bunch of "ratched ass hoes". See this post of mine. I also recall that stream being the Boondock's textbook definition of Nigga synthesis + Nigger moment (A complete fucking disaster). Basically it was a back and forth of the women accusing Drexel of being a player and thus a shit human being (true), and him shouting back that back that bang all the men you can women like them don't deserve anyone better (also true). Drexel then went on Nick's show to shit on them and made the claim that Q said something about Nick's wife (or that he wanted to bang her, I don't recall) and Nick never talked to Q after that.

This matches with my recollection. I am not sure the causation of the break was solely due to that stream, but it was a contributor
 
No one invited me for the Mormon sperging? I'm shocked and saddened.
Say what you will about the Mormons, but they might be onto something with no alcohol rule of theirs. Hell seeing Nick myself and what he turned into unironically turned me off to a lot of alcoholic beverages. I now only drink a little at holidays. May the Sonichu demon never touch me I hope.
We are advised to stay away from vices in general. Alcohol is just expressly prohibited, both because of the Word of Wisdom, and because in the early days, the women were not having it with men being drunk. Nick is what you get with no one telling him to slow down on his drunk balldo escapades, not a priest, not his wife, his parents; this is what no responsibility or accountability does to the natural man.
Mormons haven’t practiced that shit since like the 1800s. No Mormon I ever met had 6 moms.
Dude, that's what you say on Xbox to fuck with people lol.
 
Drexel then went on Nick's show to shit on them and made the claim that Q said something about Nick's wife (or that he wanted to bang her, I don't recall) and Nick never talked to Q after that.
Why do the most womanly men always have such strong opinions about masculinity? FFS what a couple of harpies.
 
I don't know much about American Lawyering or Lawyering in general but I'm curious, does every Lawyer worth their salt HAVE to step inside a courthouse? Aren't there Lawyers that dedicate their life to the more "bookish" side of the craft?
There is Litigation v. Transaction types of work.

Litigation is the courthouse/confrontational stuff.

Transactional is more office based....contracts, negotiations, solving issues outside of litigation.....advising clients, etc.
 
I know it was posted before, but how old is the clip where he said that though?

It might be ironic, but hardly unexpected, given how he's reversed his public position on seemingly everything else.
Last 45-60 days.

He said he couldn't defend a DUI case other than to plead them out. No suppression, no trial....to big of a risk to have them out scot free and kill someone else.
 
This just in (show currently happening).
He's definitely not reading this thread. Nope, never.

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(I recall one post about tall men having long penises in the last couple days, FWIW.)

Edit to Add: I'm not AmbiC but s/he's obviously lurking.
Edit to Add II: Oh, there were those posts about PPP talking about his stand-up peen. I just remembered.
 
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Is Nick even making hourly minimum wage in superchats?
fuck that, he's been making less than what a practicing lawyer would make per hour the past couple months. too bad nicky burned that bridge.
This is still a very good rate of $46/hour over the 3 hours.
not for lawyers.
Trunk or Treat is a common thing in the American South.
its common everywhere now, instead of being a christian thing (hence the south being where its popular) helicopter parents are normalizing it. godforbid your kids go running around at night and have some memories, also its an easy way for fat families to get a shitload of candy really quick and another occasion to show off your kids costumes.
but in the socially atomised metropolises, I am not letting my wee ones knock at a stranger door.
this is another reason why its popular, "stranger danger" when they're most likely to get raped by a tranny classmate at school. Its like UFOs, if kidnappings like white parents think happen all the time people would be posting it every chance they fucking get. plus most gang members are man children meaning this is probably the safest day for your kid in any metropolitan area. No Crips are doing a drive by when they spent all afternoon putting on the make up and guyliner of their favorite Naruto character. No way in hell this isn't a safer holiday overall than 4th of July or Christmas or Juneteenth. One of the most beloved holidays where you're allowed to dress up and you get shit for free without any work.
It's never had a host that young
its like the hellraiser box, it won't attack people who are "tricked" into wearing it.
has some real mid-aughts porn shoot vibes
thats probably why he brought the house, all the kids sleep two or three to a bedroom but the rest of the house looks like the background of the videos he used to jack off to, probably was planning the sex dungeon from the start.
Then the whole Cynthia thing, I liked that crazy bitch but thats just me.
Same, she even looked pretty good for a middle aged mom, better than the leathery women in the chat, plus she had a fuckload of morals and didn't mind being the whipping boy for the rest of the fandom for calling out Nick on his hypocracy. She was like Jesse PS for boomers. That also brings up a good point, most of this thread was preoccupied with obsessing over the locals weirdos and the actual hatred of nick was a side plot up until the eric july stuff overall. sure his streams were getting worse and he was embracing the booze more but thats when the thread went from passive hatred to active hatred. its like how everyone hated @Flamenco but then once the dox and horny hackers happened it went from "yeah he sucks what can you do" to "we're rooting for your demise".
famous or financially successful
their cocks stop working because of the drugs but they still want to see their wives satisfied.
 
Do we know how much Nick drinks? even something as simple as how fast he goes through a bottle of booze? just plugging in numbers in a BAC calculator he's ok as long as he's drinking less than half a bottle of liquor a night. Mind you i just mean in terms of a dui, the idea of him riding shotgun just feels right for him. so he could be plastered and still annoy his son at soccer practice.
e-fame and not letting it go to your head.
when the new contract from Rumble pays 5% of what it did this year that will be the nail in the coffin, nothing fucks a downward spiral like money problems. Hell might as well start working on the doc now, i give it 8 months before the verdict happens and is the "nail in the coffin"
"beef jerky" privately.
so do we think its drugs or hookers? those bullshit excuses remind me of my cousin who was addicted to massage parlors. It wasn't even about the cooming, but the praise. every asian bitch is trained to go "you so hard/so big/so handsome" and inflate these sad men's egos and not just their cocks. it doesn't matter if the women look like Awkwafina or Sandra Oh (which they all do) as long as they make you feel good for once in your sad pathetic life.
 
Jesus christ, was the person he struck killed as well?
No they were in a newer Ram 2500. The truck was totaled but the passenger went to the hospital with minor injuries and the driver had none at all. My sister and her husband went to the scene of the accident days later and still had shit all over the place. Including coil springs from the truck.

I don't want you to take this the wrong way, and I do feel bad for you and your folks, but fuck that cunt and I'm glad he managed to hit a massive shitbarn that likely left its driver unharmed.
Oh don't get me wrong I wasn't a fan of the guy at all, he always scared the bejezus out of me when I was a kid... there's reasons why she's my HALF-sister. I feel for her and her kids, though. She and them were emotionally destroyed. He didn't have a will or anything, so her and his alcoholic son had to deal with everything. He was much more laid back and jovial in the past years. Still drunk, though.
We were all happy he didn't take anyone else with him. I lost a friend when I was 11 that was killed by a drunk driver... that driver survived, though.
 
I think more than a few people would rally behind a genuine redemption arc. Look how many people were cheering on Ralph when he declared his Rage Pig Crusade on Fuentes.

But the key phrase here is "genuine". In the very unlikely instance that Nick goes through the necessary steps to redeem himself very few of us will believe it. I still would rather see Nick have a dramatic/miraculous conversion, but I'll watch what happens and laugh at what's funny regardless.
The problem is, redemption is truly impossible for Nick.
The persona of “geeky small town lawyer with libertarian Christian values raising his kids by example giving his insight and opinion on legal matters relevant to the internet” has been completely destroyed. Even if he quit drinking and quit watching porn 100%, he will never reclaim that same reputation. His entire brand was broken and the closest he could get to a redemption is becoming a “I was an addict once so I understand it” guy.
 
The problem is, redemption is truly impossible for Nick.
The persona of “geeky small town lawyer with libertarian Christian values raising his kids by example giving his insight and opinion on legal matters relevant to the internet” has been completely destroyed. Even if he quit drinking and quit watching porn 100%, he will never reclaim that same reputation. His entire brand was broken and the closest he could get to a redemption is becoming a “I was an addict once so I understand it” guy.
On one hand that's true, but on the other the channel Rekieta Law was never a law channel and Nick never said he was neither conservative nor christian. It just happened that Nick Rekieta would mention his church congregation and how he teaches some classes in his homeschooling co-op during his Lawsplaining the Interwebs shows, which he'd open with the line "I'm Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in central Minnesota." If you weren't such an autistic retard and was better at reading social cues you wouldn't blow that out of proportion and misinterpret him nor his channel.
 
its common everywhere now, instead of being a christian thing (hence the south being where its popular) helicopter parents are normalizing it. godforbid your kids go running around at night and have some memories, also its an easy way for fat families to get a shitload of candy really quick and another occasion to show off your kids costumes.
Meh, it’s more like that less and less neighborhoods really participate in Halloween anymore so there’s not a whole lot of places to drop your kids off to roam. The neighborhood I’ve lived in for over 15 years used to have almost every other house participate, now it’s maybe one or two houses a block. So that means kids end up in their parents cars being shuttled around from house to house anyway. It also means you ended up decorating and buying a bunch of candy for maybe a handful of kids to show up.

This way the people who want to hand out candy can all congregate and know that kids will actually show up. A lot of people have huge trucks that they decorate and there’s costumes and stuff, I know it sounds stupid on paper but in reality it’s not a terrible solution to the dying Halloween communities.
 
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