🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[zionlion1488]

It's funny to see how excited he is to show his truck, a fun Ralph W before the next L

Personally I think he's going to have a lot more Ws for awhile before anything truly exceptional happens.

 

[Um...]

Last time Ralph had to renew his car paperwork he took his Mexican lawyer with him on the eight hour return trip. The reason Ralph isn't showing his dinner date is because it's a middle aged Mexican man.

I think you nailed it. All this vagueposting about some mysterious ‘companion’ is just so pathetic.

Damn he’s one ugly no-neck-having mf. Just rolls of fat where his neck should be.

Also seems quite unhinged.

 

[deeman]

He left his date to pay the bill i guess, so he could take the truck and quickly departure from "Da bes trip i had in muh lyfe!!!"...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also seems quite unhinged.

Hopefully he gets inspired by Matthew Perry’s demise. It’s a matter of when not if.

 

[Fornicario]

Personally I think he's going to have a lot more Ws for awhile before anything truly exceptional happens.

To be fair to Ralph, making it through the night without either choking on his vomit or having his breathing stop is a W.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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"HELLO HAMAS"

As someone who had a truck, became truckless, and is now truckful again, I was happy for Ralph. I was genuinely glad he got the red Nissan back.

Then I remembered this is Ralph who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a truck unless he's strapped down to the bed. Now I'm concerned for the good people around him.

 

[paperwork]

step ya game up

 

[Rage Pig]

A what?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Congrats on finally getting that "tyre change", King! How many more payments have you got left on the drunk-drive-mobile?

Also the video gives off real "this does not even deserve a Captain's log introduction because THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS" energy. His voice is so high.

 

[Rage Pig]

Herro Twitta World.

I'm a fat retard and you can watch me being a fat retard sitting in silence playing cnn clips.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Fuck. He's already back at his pig pen? I was hoping for more Naruto pose shots on the beach

 

[Rogue AI]

What's the point of getting the truck back? He has no place to go anymore and no one to see.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I think you nailed it. All this vagueposting about some mysterious ‘companion’ is just so pathetic.
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Damn he’s one ugly no-neck-having mf. Just rolls of fat where his neck should be.

Also seems quite unhinged.

maybe his companion is Tate. Those xannie-induced visions have brought back his invisible friend who put that hammer in the wall we saw in that birthday pic of EOR from days gone by. He can stll see Tate and talk about him if not to him.

I find his Big Wed Twuck being impounded or whatever in Cancun interesting. When did he make that run to Cancun to get a flight, go into a taxi area or whatever the fuck happened that he bragged about dragging some of a barrier under his truck because he was in such a hurry well before going over the barriers to get away before the Policia came? Then there was the second attempt to get on a plane in Merida that was aborted when Rozy had to go to the ER that turned out to be bullshit that led to talk (admission?) that the entire thing to fulfill another don’t goal was all bullshit.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Dear Direy,

My and Oday had a wunderfilled time in Cancoon. I stood on the beach and Andrew Tate came to get personal training lessons from me. As you can see in my videos, some weird libral fat filter is still on all my vidoes, but that picture i showed is the real ME!

 

[SargonF00t]

Can you imagine the horrors she has seen living with Ralph? Not just average disgusting Gunt, but black out drunk, 20 mg of Xanax, drinking old piss out of empties Gunt, sweaty, greasy, drooling Gunt. She had to hand wash his soiled shorts ffs, soiled sheets, share a toilet in fucking Mexico with that beast.

No, she’s done. Pantsu lived through the type of year that turns a pick-me into a confirmed lesbian.

What I will never understand is how she could not foresee all of this.

Did she know less about Ralph than people who had been reading Ralph's thread?

Literally nothing about how terrible life with Ralph was, came as a surprise to thread readers, literally nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

What's the point of getting the truck back? He has no place to go anymore and no one to see.

He can get back to driving drunk in Mexico where there are serious penalties for it. At the very least they'd kick him out of the country.

 

[Fornicario]

He can get back to driving drunk in Mexico where there are serious penalties for it. At the very least they'd kick him out of the country.

I'd hope the Mexicans would give him some jail time first. It would make his time in county look comfortable by comparison. It's the little things like being fed regularly and having a place to sleep without renting out a hole that really make the difference.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The red truck lives to be driven by a fat loser for another day. How will PPP ever recover?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Can someone with more powerful autism than me verify that's actually his old red Nissan truck? Like... I wouldn't be shocked if Ralph rented something (assuming he could pass a rental check) to pass it off as the repo'd truck.

 

[Truly Rural]

It's kinda funny when he writes stuff like "sorry for the delay" as if there are some people out there eagerly waiting for the next KS.