Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

I assume there's some active snooters in the building who are already aware, but I haven't seen it posted and there were people in the last few /v/ and /trash/ threads wondering how long it'll stay up so I'm dumping it here for safekeeping given this thread is basically his by extension: here's an archive of a 2012 /mlp/ thread wherein WolfNanaki masturbates in girl's underwear for $50 and the video from the dropbox he uploaded it to (converted to mp4 for the site):

https://archive.ph/aqHaX

www.mediafire.com/download.php?9awghlfdnfe7lii

Spoiler: It is literally a 4-minute video of an unclean /mlp/ poster masturbating in girls panties for a $50 paypal transfer

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He was a 21 year old man when he decided it was a good idea to solicit money from anons on a My Little Pony imageboard in exchange for a video of him jerking off. I saw a tiny bit of back and forth about whether it was really him or just a troll, but it was linked to his own Twitter (presumably the same which exists to this day) and he confirmed it via trip. It's about as conclusive as a decade old 4chan post can get.

Edit: I have very benevolently edited the spoiler title just in case anyone got confused and thought there was an exclusive trailer for GBVH2 underneath there or something, no sneed to thank me.

And with a tripcode the same as his Facebook username. Unbelievable. Autism, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

Today on snoot news some autist proyecting while crying about snoot game, notice how he didnt played the game

Now we know the real reason Kate gray was fired, she has too much egde for lefties losers

KO-PE outsurced the writing to some feminist hags to comply with ESG corpo shit
https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1717643827954012221
Forgot how to archive twitter, again

 

[PetiteFeet]

some autist proyecting while crying about snoot game, notice how he didnt played the game

He'd have as much integrity and journalistic professionalism as any other modern "journalist" reporting on video games.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

KO-PE outsurced the writing to some feminist hags to comply with ESG corpo shit
https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1717643827954012221
Forgot how to archive twitter, again

I made a post mentioning it in the Sweet Baby thread, but it bears repeating here: Sweet Baby Inc is only credited for consultation on the L&L segments of Goodbye Volcano High. Even if "consultation" in this case means writing the entire sections, which I doubt because their other gaming credits are pretty particular about what exactly the employees do, L&L is a small part of GBVH. You can scroll through this playthrough (which also has the credits intact) and see for yourself. Having survived the game myself I could have sworn it takes up like half the runtime but that goes to show just how shit it is. Goodbye Volcano High, from everything we've seen of the original drafts and the team talking about it, was a poorly written pandering mess of shit from day one. Sweet Baby being involved or not most assuredly would not have changed that.

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ALSO: as not to double post I went looking back over my post to archive the mediafire link and saw that it was taken down. As of October 23 when Brave says I downloaded it the page was still active. This isn't much of a loss in itself, but it means that Wolf is still actively lurking the Snoot threads on 4chan and caught wind of the upload and got it pulled even after his post here.

All this means is that he's still very much engaged with the Fang Gang whether he publicly admits it or not. In the interest of Archiving Fucking Everything™ here's the zip as it was originally uploaded since it's no longer available.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

the internet rules Stop for no one , you arent the exemption nanaki
pd: be nice to your mother

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

He was a 21 year old man when he decided it was a good idea to solicit money from anons on a My Little Pony imageboard in exchange for a video of him jerking off.

Of fucking course, ask your average tranny/discord groomer what they were doing 10 years ago, and nearly of all of them will tell you they were bronies at some point. The brony fandom was truly patient zero for all the degeneracy we see today.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

nsfw furry artist meme with the snoot and dumb naki aka strongest mexican hater is too lazy/stupid to realize the artist in question drew snoot fang (3 stripes)
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Next thing she'll do is kick to the shin, bolt away and call Anon afterwards about some creep being handsy

 

[Strangolapreti]

KO-PE outsurced the writing to some feminist hags to comply with ESG corpo shit

The duality of men:

• Work indie so that you have complete artistic freedom.
• Follow the standards that are causing big corpos like didney to flush money and audience into the toilet.

Peak leftoid brainrot.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

KO_OP is also based in Montreal, so it's probably just them giving some work to their mates. There's no obvious reason why the L&L section in particular would need to be ESG'd.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

Next thing she'll do is kick to the shin, bolt away and call Anon afterwards about some creep being handsy

He will uphold the 4chan tradition of furry hatred (Fang is a scalie so is different *wink wink*)

The duality of men:

• Work indie so that you have complete artistic freedom.
• Follow the standards that are causing big corpos like didney to flush money and audience into the toilet.

Peak leftoid brainrot.

freedom for them is being woke cultists without having to do actual work

 

[Strangolapreti]

freedom for them is being woke cultists without having to do actual work

If KO_PE did Hollow Knight, the palace hazards would be made of indian parents misgendering the protagonist, Hornet's cape woukd be replaced by something more tight and skimpy, so that they can show her lack of breasts, finally dream nailing bosses for the harder variant would instead bring you to a d&d session with VN interface instead and the game always ends with sealed sibilings; the whole map also comprises the forgotten crossroads, dirtmouth and the howling cliff, with Salubra's ghost floating above you the whole time making gross noises and Bretta following you with unskippable dialogue. Finally, no enemy can hurt you, not even the final boss, which is just Zote.

 

[Noebel]

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https://wolfnanaki.tumblr.com/post/731441915891957760, https://archive.ph/8NEjd

WTF is wrong with him

I'm kinda late on that, but if any surgery scars, besides burning-related ones maybe, looks like comets, it was not a surgery, but a vivisection, or one of unit731's experiments when they see if a blowtorch can be used to cauterise wounds.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

I'm kinda late on that, but if any surgery scars, besides burning-related ones maybe, looks like comets, it was not a surgery, but a vivisection, or one of unit731's experiments when they see if a blowtorch can be used to cauterise wounds.

im sure it would rock nanaki socks anyway, maybe making a new video hahaha

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

Gamers rejoice: just in case you thought KO_PE was done publicly humiliating themselves, here's something to alleviate those fears:


Real tweet btw: https://archive.ph/SFPiU
This shit took me a good half-hour of cross referencing Twitter links because Musk made this stupid gay baby site even more incomprehensible than it was before and the Tweet doesn't show on their timeline for some reason. I was that certain it was a troll account.

For those of you keeping count at home you can put this down as another one for the meme magic pile, since this shit's been a joke around the Snoot community ever since Fatima's name in GBVH was revealed.

Alhamdulillah, Fatima shall snoot the Lucy infidels; rhinorexes on extinction watch.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Gamers rejoice: just in case you thought KO_PE was done publicly humiliating themselves, here's something to alleviate those fears:
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Real tweet btw: https://archive.ph/SFPiU
This shit took me a good half-hour of cross referencing Twitter links because Musk made this stupid gay baby site even more incomprehensible than it was before and the Tweet doesn't show on their timeline for some reason. I was that certain it was a troll account.

For those of you keeping count at home you can put this down as another one for the meme magic pile, since this shit's been a joke around the Snoot community ever since Fatima's name in GBVH was revealed.
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Alhamdulillah, Fatima shall snoot the Lucy infidels; rhinorexes on extinction watch.

Maybe this isn't the thread to sperg about Palestine, but as a fun fact, palestinian protestors have been using Nazi imagery and vocally aligning themselves with Hitler for years now.

Spoiler: Images for those interested

Just another day of leftist calling everything under the sun Nazis, except for actual Nazism.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Maybe this isn't the thread to sperg about Palestine, but as a fun fact, palestinian protestors have been using Nazi imagery and vocally aligning themselves with Hitler for years now.

Spoiler: Images for those interested

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Just another day of leftist calling everything under the sun Nazis, except for actual Nazism.

Presumably because of Saleem Dabbous, one of the directors, who's also been posting some anti-Israel stuff to his Twitter and Mastodon accounts. I think this is more Muslim anti-semitism than hard-left anti-semitism (for what it's worth).

EDIT: Nanaki retweeted it, which is a surprise as he's Jewish. His mum won't be pleased.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Alhamdulillah, Fatima shall snoot the Lucy infidels; rhinorexes on extinction watch.

Fatimah, my strong and faithful muslim waifu shall defeat the israeli settlers like the dogs that they are, inshallah.

Maybe this isn't the thread to sperg about Palestine, but as a fun fact, palestinian protestors have been using Nazi imagery and vocally aligning themselves with Hitler for years now.

Well, yes? Mein Kampf is *huge* in the muslim world. It's not just Palestine that loves a lot of Hitler talking points, Turkey does as well. I thought that was common knowledge.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Presumably because of Saleem Dabbous, one of the directors, who's also been posting some anti-Israel stuff to his Twitter and Mastodon accounts. I think this is more Muslim anti-semitism than hard-left anti-semitism (for what it's worth).

EDIT: Nanaki retweeted it, which is a surprise as he's Jewish. His mum won't be pleased.

I mean, why can't it be both? KO_OP is left-wing after all.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

EDIT: Nanaki retweeted it, which is a surprise as he's Jewish. His mum won't be pleased.

I was joking with this, but his mother unsurprisingly has been posting a lot of pro-Israel stuff recently on her Facebook. So it really is a "fuck you mom".

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Fatimah, my strong and faithful muslim waifu shall defeat the israeli settlers like the dogs that they are, inshallah.

Well, yes? Mein Kampf is *huge* in the muslim world. It's not just Palestine that loves a lot of Hitler talking points, Turkey does as well. I thought that was common knowledge.

Anti-semitism in the general Middle East is greatly ignored by left-wingers. They will tell you with a straight face that all religions coexisted peacefully in Palestine before that Dang Dirty year of 1948, when there are dozens of well-documented instances of Jewish oppression in Palestine beforehand. It's not a surprise that leftists ignore tons of historical evidence that contradicts their major stances. Why else do they still project Communism's failures onto Capitalism?

I was joking with this, but his mother unsurprisingly has been posting a lot of pro-Israel stuff recently on her Facebook. So it really is a "fuck you mom".

"I'm being nicer to my mother." She should kick him out.
I've seen tons of Jewish people have takes like "The holocaust was bad, and therefore I support Palestine." I will preface this that your personal views or politics do not negate your sex or ethnicity, but there's also the fact that the pro-Palestine view requires you to have double standards on the human atrocities committed on Palestinians verses Isralis. Jewish people in Palestine are all comically evil, so they deserved to have their civilians brutally tortured because "muh colinization". I don't 100% agree with Israel's methods at all, but they do not fit the definition of colonizers.
Leftists bitched about how Israel's environmentalist efforts were somehow colonization despite "muh climate change". I've even personally seen people call Israeli's Nazis....