Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Never lose sight of the fact that Rekieta desperately wants everyone to focus on ANYTHING else instead of his cuckold ventures in Jamaica and Ricardo and Romaine.
He's made his feud with Josh all about Drexel and is exchanging pedo accusations, when that's not what he's actually mad about people documenting and digging into.

I love this clip. The first sentence out of his mouth... the VERY FIRST one... is a lie.

"So, I'm shadowbanned on Twitter."

No, he's not. His engagement is plummeting because he acts like a faggot and his content is cringe. It's been happening across all his platforms.

Just a week or so ago, he was bitching about the absolute pittance he was making on Twitter, and that was before he started in on the CSAM shit.

Give me a break. Everything bad that ever happens to him HAS to be somebody else's fault.

 

[AnOminous]

That said, why would ANYBODY listen to Rekieta's guide to women? He claims to have had sex with ONE in his whole life.

Which before he transformed into an absolute utter public disgrace, would have at least given him some credibility to give advice on how to maintain a long relationship while having children, you know, like the fake trad dad LARP he was on before turning into the red-nosed drunk Balldo Man.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

LOL, he can't even say the words "Josh is a pedophile", that would require some level of commitment.
EDIT: His fucked up left eye is becoming a thing.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

That's fine, he'll still be inviting Dick, who will bring Vito AND Riley with him.

Dick is such a fucking loser, he can claim to be a pussy crushing alpha male all he wants but it's obvious he's just another manlet spergging about comic books on groomtube. He gets SO much pussy he needs to argue about changing age of consent law's so he can have access to mentally stunted teenager's to chain up in his basement.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

According to the above, he has apparently been drinking these for a while, but I didn't notice it until recently.

If I remember correctly, the first mention of Monster was on his Vegas trip. Coomalot brought them and gave him one. He has since blamed Cody for hooking him on them.

, it's still early, but if he's in the running for Lolcow of the Year for 2023 (and he absolutely should be), he's got my vote. Last year he got Internet Famous Cow of the Year. I think he's only got worse since then. WAY worse. Is there any other cow on the entire site (not just this subforum) that's getting as much attention as he is now?

I see a lot of new names, and based on my anecdotal experience with other parts of the site, he is definitely in the top 10--outlined A&H and other generalised or hot topic threads.

New Ellisa clip. Nick still seething that Drex is a degenerate groomer.

Are you going to link it, or just be a low-information retard.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

I shudder over the thought what a Rekieta-CWC interview now would look and sound like.

Apart from the present company that Nick has hitched his wagon to, he's always had an interest in interviewing degenerates like CSAM lover "Abe" or pornographers like the ghetto gaggers guy and the booty warrior interviews that he fumbled. It's not so farfetched for an attention whoring grifter like Nick to want to interview Chris, if not to own the Farms, but to at least try and get some buzz for his channel. But he'd fumble it through incompetence, anyway.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

It's not so farfetched for an attention whoring grifter like Nick to want to interview Chris, if not to own the Farms, but to at least try and get some buzz for his channel. But he'd fumble it through incompetence, anyway.

Hmmm, reminds me of a certain revenge pornographer and his equine companion.

 

[Swole McPole]

Which before he transformed into an absolute utter public disgrace, would have at least given him some credibility to give advice on how to maintain a long relationship while having children, you know, like the fake trad dad LARP he was on before turning into the red-nosed drunk Balldo Man.

Completely agree. But he seems to want to posture as some NIGTOW 'This is what you need to do to get women to like you' mentally sub-normal Drexel type.

What he should have posted is this:

"To get women to like you, try and be the recipient of a multi-million dollar trust fund. It doesn't have to pay off immediately, but it'll really help if it can sort out all of your college costs and pay for a nice house so that your five kids don't live in a hovel. Hopefully, it'll also pay for your kids college funds and houses for them all when they grow up. This worked great for me, but you do need multi-millionaire grandparents for it to be a viable strategy. "

 

[Maraschino]

This is terrible fucking advice. I couldn't give a shit if I look good or not, I'm a man. Tell me that my home brewed blackberry wine tastes good and that you'd like me to make more. That is my favorite compliment I've received from my wife in recent memory and why I'm going to brew a 3 gallon batch of blackberry wine next because she liked it even though it's more expensive and I'm content with basic sugar wine.

Edit: I didn't even touch on the batshit insanity that lying to your spouse is a good idea!

I between Nick's "Just lie to your spouse" and Drexel's "Actually, women love when you show them porn of yourself having sex with other women", they are competing to give the absolute worst fucking advice you can ever hear in your life.

Just do the literal opposite of these fucking people and you'll probably be better off.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are you going to link it, or just be a low-information retard.

I think it's the one @Ethan Ralph Is 5'1" posted. There hasn't been any other since that one.

Apart from the present company that Nick has hitched his wagon to, he's always had an interest in interviewing degenerates like CSAM lover "Abe" or pornographers like the ghetto gaggers guy and the booty warrior interviews that he fumbled. It's not so farfetched for an attention whoring grifter like Nick to want to interview Chris, if not to own the Farms, but to at least try and get some buzz for his channel. But he'd fumble it through incompetence, anyway.

Honestly, Abe didn't really bother me. I could see the educational value in that one. He was trying to get inside the mind of a pedo and how they get caught. It's gross, but serves a greater purpose. That was back when he was hardcore law channel (which he claims he never was, but he absolutely was). There was a also a long break between Abe and what you're seeing more recently. The entirety of Weebwars and his trial coverage occupies that space.

The rest you mentioned though... uhhh.... yeah... Those seemed more like he actually liked his guests.

 

[paperwork]

Never lose sight of the fact that Rekieta desperately wants everyone to focus on ANYTHING else instead of his cuckold ventures in Jamaica and Ricardo and Romaine.
He's made his feud with Josh all about Drexel and is exchanging pedo accusations, when that's not what he's actually mad about people documenting and digging into.

only thing he said in this clip that wasn't a disingenuous half-truth or straight up lie was when he said "apparently I'm retarded".

 

[Neetorino]

First things first, spoilering this just so it's not so massive in Thread. TLDR is Nick's a faggot and I hope he never gives his kids dating advice. Maybe there's an uncle in the picture to help the boys learn about dating. I'm not as worried for the girls since Kayla could regain competence for her daughters.

Spoiler: Nick's Dating Advice Spergery

• Men are visual creatures and their attention goes to visual cues, whereas women have cues in "intellectual achievement and provision areas." Whatever the fuck that means.
• Men don't value compliments about their capabilities because they already know they're capable.
• Women, if you want to attract a man, DON'T tell him he accomplished a great thing. Compliment his physical appearance instead; "God, those pants fit your ass very well!"

Ah yes, as one of these "moids" the female Kiwis refer to, I must agree that I only give a shit about being told I'm physically appealing. Don't tell me that I'm good at shit, if I didn't know I was already good I wouldn't be doing it! And as a completely straight man I love having my ass complimented in my jeans. Jesus Christ Nick you couldn't signal how much of a flaming faggot you were if you just came out and said it.
Also, yes men are visual creatures. But the other senses come into play quite often, she could have the best fucking face and figure, but if she smells like shit, laughs like a donkey, has a freezer IQ, or all of the above that shit don't fly.

• Men don't care if you lie when you compliment their appearance.
• Only the top 10% of humanity is attractive and you should "lie to the bottom 90% because that's all you can do."
• Gives an example of a woman who compliments a man's shoulders, so he gives her his banking information. "That's how I think!"
• "We'll lie to you and you'll lie to us, and then we'll all be happy!" Happiness is when you live a lie, apparently.

He's just retarded, shocker that his entire life is falling apart right now.

• Gives the example of telling someone they're funny even though you can tell it's not funny because they didn't laugh at their own joke.
• Proceeds to tell an unfunny joke about how women tell long stories. Makes sure to audibly chuckle at his own joke.

Nick makes bad and unfunny jokes, in other news water is wet and the sky is blue (or gray depending on where you live I suppose). I cannot

• The one thing men want is "Helen Keller with giant tits and a big ass!"

Also "Hurrr durrr durrr Gunnnnnnt" (TN: Let's Fuck Big Boy) like yes, I too would like to be married to Mama JF with max impairment and peak "assets" you absolute wet-brainlet.

• Backtracks it all once he realizes this rant could be used to paint him as a liar. Now it's all a joke. Not even a second later, he's explaining that it's real advice again.
• Devolves into lowest common denominator racism about blacks.

That was such a great segment, Nick! This valuable advice from your completely healthy marriage will benefit everyone!

What a fucking shock the man can't even stand by the shit he says for half a minute, I cannot believe I ever once thought he was capable of good advice.

This is a really weird thing here. He's bringing up Chris in the context of Null.

Is he suggesting that the accusations against Chris are Null's fault, or something Null is wrong about?

This is the same thing that Ralph did when he got deep into his bad blood with Null, Dick did it too if I'm not mistaken. They vaguely, or directly in the case of Ralph, accused Josh of being the reason behind Chris fucking his mom in some evil mastermind plot.

Apropos of nothing, but I prefer Rockstar. I always thought Monster tasted like shit. Also, while I'm thinking of it, Red Bull is overpriced garbage too. Who the fuck buys those small cans at those prices?

I've always prefered Rockstar but I'm drinking a lot of Nos now because an 8-pack is ~$12, other brands' 4-packs run ~$9. It's economics. But I will enjoy a Rockstar or Monster on occasion lol.

 

[huckbeine]

Nick's gonna troon out soon isn't he? We're just a few months away from waking up to him tweeting about having a vagina.

I would actually be looking forward to this. Xer might release a better song than digibro

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I would actually be looking forward to this. Xer might release a better song than digibro

Didn't he already stream himself prancing around in his daughter's clothes? If I recall correctly I think he also posted a picture of him clenching a beer bottle with his butt cheeks while wearing his wife's panties on discord, I know his server is a digital trailer park I think his bvll Drexel's in there too as well.

 

[Puff]

The marketing material sure makes it sound like it's being positioned as a hangover cure. Maybe the idea was that this will stop him from cancelling shows due to "dehydration"?

Can confirm, only their "energy water" works better. Literally gatorade with caffeine in it.
The strawberry lemonade one is better than the lemonade tea one though. Or the raspberry tea one if you can find it.

 

[Neetorino]

I know his server is a digital trailer park I think his bvll Drexel's in there too as well.

Someone with access to the discord should jot down the Discord IDs of any Persons of Interest; just in case they have a username that belongs in the easy to identify section like, say for instance, Still-Born CGoody, Soter, or Drexel.

 

[Bit's Tits]

From the Real BBC today. Imma just gonna leave this here.

From the chat:

@elb can repost this on her channel too if she wants.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

he neighborhood I’ve lived in for over 15 years used to have almost every other house participate, now it’s maybe one or two houses a block

my neighborhood had the same thing, its because people might not move out of their houses, so a neighborhood with a fuck load of kids grows up and now its just white hairs with few kids to roam around, eventually the old sell the houses to newer younger couples and the process begins anew like a house fire. for years i only needed one box of candy and was giving out two full bars to each kid, now we have multiple. still not at the need for a giant fun size bag yet. its surprising too because its a real bitch to actually reach this neighborhood, its deep in suburban hell. the condos nearby run out of candy almost immediately

 

[P5Fever]

All Nick needs is a remote control, recommend self help books, and end his tweets with and his transformation into Ron Toye will be complete.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Someone with access to the discord should jot down the Discord IDs of any Persons of Interest; just in case they have a username that belongs in the easy to identify section like, say for instance, Still-Born CGoody, Soter, or Drexel.

It is empty and mostly dead. Not worth the effort.

Also, inception: