The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Noticed that Tracing Woodgrains liked bonnie’s tweet, so there is a small chance we may get a BARPOD tranch update - maybe even Bonnie answering questions this time.

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The fact that Neck could "put words in her mouth" about sexual assault has me wondering if she was maybe blowing him in return for favours (e.g. in one post she complains she didn't know how to change the tanks in her propane heater) and cut it off because Jarrod started wanting the girlfriend experience?

This sounds plausible. She was larping as a gay man after all, “no strings” sexual favours could have been given at some point.

It’s very clear that Penny did not want BPD vagina-havers on the tranch, leading his band of incels astray!
 
Lol the Vulpes stuff is great. I can't quote the post for some reason but this tweet was amazing:

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Bonnie almost kind of learning something here is interesting. They absolutely were bougie larpers pretending to be frontiersma'ams. On the other hand if "cut off all modern amenities" means unplug Kevvie's gaming rig and "work with your neighbors" is just the normal non-asshole thing to do, then this isn't a very good excuse for why your shit failed Bonbon. Also hey Bonnie guess what, many other things in your life are a larp including your gender, the "siege" of the tranch by a rightwing militia, your and Alyssa's self-dx, etc etc etc

It's such classic narc shit to go just a few baby-steps into self awareness and criticism about your past choices, juuust enough so you can seem like you've changed and matured, but not enough for what CWC famously called the Hurtful Truth Level to be exceeded and narc injury to occur. While still actually making excuses for yourself even as you pretend to feel regret. Bravissimo
 
On the other hand if "cut off all modern amenities" means unplug Kevvie's gaming rig and "work with your neighbors" is just the normal non-asshole thing to do, then this isn't a very good excuse for why your shit failed Bonbon.
Trannies are narcissistic and dependent on internet clout. They can't conceive helping other people (especially women), and they certainly don't want to go without Twitter or Reddit. The venture was doomed from the start, and I really wish it had ended with a bang. Possibly even a literal one.
 
I, too, wish we got more/knew more from her time there though.
The moral of all of this is that the leader of an all-troon commune needs a body camera as much as the cops, and for the same reason.

Imagine Kindness swinging off the dusty light fixture, blind robot baby bird saying something about seizing. Penny's own voice drops an octave and the last image is his dainty hand reaching up to turn off his camera.
 
The moral of all of this is that the leader of an all-troon commune needs a body camera as much as the cops, and for the same reason.

Imagine Kindness swinging off the dusty light fixture, blind robot baby bird saying something about seizing. Penny's own voice drops an octave and the last image is his dainty hand reaching up to turn off his camera.
Look I don't want to be a dickhead, but can we make sure we don't spread misinformation? Kindness wasn't a blind robot baby bird.

She was a blind robot baby. She was voiced by birds, a crow and a parrot, because babies can't speak but the birds have psychic connections to the robot baby so they can translate the thoughts into words, since they're alters.

The specifics make it so much more insane.
 
Look I don't want to be a dickhead, but can we make sure we don't spread misinformation? Kindness wasn't a blind robot baby bird.

She was a blind robot baby. She was voiced by birds, a crow and a parrot, because babies can't speak but the birds have psychic connections to the robot baby so they can translate the thoughts into words, since they're alters.

The specifics make it so much more insane.

My mother is a psychiatrist who treats every client with respect and civility. I am not sure she could resist laughing at someone who showed up claiming all this.
 
The Tranch Patreon is still mostly locked down. A couple videos slipped through, though:

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I think the two baby goats are gone, which isn't surprising since Penny mentioned wanting to sell them 1-2 months ago. If they're gone, that puts the current animal tally at 5 alpacas, 3 goats, and 1 sheep.
Back in February/March (when the Tranchers fled to Penny's family home), they brought 10 alpacas, 5 goats, and 1 sheep with them. Impressive how the number keeps dwindling over time! 🤔 Especially since they've had an additional 1 alpaca cria and 6 goat kids born since arriving at the Tranch v2.0. Yes, I've been autistically keeping track of all this for some reason.
That means 6 alpacas and 8 goats are missing... hopefully these animals were simply all sold or given away, but you never know with the Tranchers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


The Tranch documentary hasn't gotten any traction. No new discussions on Reddit, and nothing on Twitter except for Vulpes' and Bonnie's tweets from last week (which got almost zero engagement, btw).

The only thing of note is this puff piece (published Oct 15th) shilling for the documentary at the Green Film Festival:
https://www.ebar.com/story.php?ch=Events&sc=Arts Events&id=329075 [Archive]

'We Are Tenacious' — Trans and queer ranchers in new documentary​

"We are putting on an environmental film festival that keeps alive the independent spirit that launched the green movement," stated Chris Metzler, the Director of Programming for SFIndieFest's Green Film Festival, October 12-22 streaming on demand and screening in person at the Roxie Theater (Oct. 13-19).

With 50+ features and shorts from around the world that focus on green and environmental issues in both fun and revealing ways, festival organizers "hope audiences can begin to engage with sustainable solutions to the problems facing the planet."

Their one LGBTQ offering, "We Are Tenacious" (Silent Crow Arts) is a major attraction. Billed in its press release as a classic story of American perseverance, it features transgender Alpaca rancher Penny Logue and her dedicated band of queer ranchers. They battle fierce weather, impossible finances, far-right militia, and their own inner struggles as they pursue true liberation. It also serves as a microcosm of the country's current bitter political and cultural polarization. It's not a feel-good movie, but it's a necessary one.

Welcoming, at first
Logue is the founder of the 40-acre Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, located in a conservative Custer (as in General Custer) County, Colorado near the small town of Westcliffe, population 5000 (year-round), average age 63, and overwhelmingly white.

Responding to society's queer hostility and violence and under former President Trump's government persecution of transgender people, she created Tenacious as a safe haven for transgender and non-binary people, providing housing, employment, and a chance for happiness.

They adopted a herd of alpaca. They supported themselves by making yarn from the alpaca, working for neighboring ranches, and providing recycling services at the local landfill.

The film interviews the various members who together have formed a community, their own queer family. They sought a place where no one could harm or judge them. They sought to be an anarchist commune for LGBTQ people. Tenacious's view was to start with kindness and figure it out from there, including the challenges of co-habiting with fragile, wounded residents.

A solar-powered geodesic dome was their prime living space, though there were trailers which provided additional space. They were powered primarily by wind and solar energy. Living on a ranch is hard work. It takes tenacity.

The local townspeople had largely been welcoming and supportive, with their general philosophy being as long as you're not trespassing on my land, you can do whatever you want. Also, the unicorn's (so named by the citizens) desire to help people made it more difficult for the townsfolk to see them as a threat or weird.

Threats of violence
However, that all changed on July 4, 2020 while on errands in Westcliffe (in a county which Trump won by almost 70% in 2020) they got caught in the crowds and encountered a group protesting the COVID cancellation of the town's Fourth of July parade. Their march consisted of carrying a Confederate flag, banners for the Three Percenters (an alt-right militia group), white supremacy slogans, and every person was armed. The Unicorns got out of town quickly.

Logue went on social media with the line, 'Wow, Nazis on parade in Westcliffe.' From that tweet there grew a hatred that has never ended, resulting in harassment and threats of violence to the ranch. Even the sympathetic editor of one of the local newspapers, "The West Mountain Tribute," commented that town residents wearing a gun open view, don't just say, "Don't mess with me," but more ominously, "I am a threat."

When armed intruders were discovered on the ranch to establish dominance, for protection, the residents began carrying firearms and wore bulletproof vests while patrolling the ranch, even posting 24-hour guards at their property's furthest ends.

From their social media posts, they received a huge amount of support, much of it financial, so they could purchase security cameras and build a fence. They were determined to remain there, believing communities survive by sticking together and that queers should reclaim country spaces from cis-white strongholds.

Ideology vs. militias
But the stress of no longer feeling safe and the possibility of attack, with little backing from the sheriff's department, led to internal dissension, with some residents leaving, including co-owner and business partner Bonnie Nelson. This chaos led to a financial meltdown, such that the remaining residents were evicted from their property and to date they haven't secured another permanent location.

Transgender documentarian Ash Kreis, who directed the film, in the production notes asked,
"How do we fit into this larger notion of community, especially in an environment that is traditionally conservative?"

Sadly, the answer appears to be they don't, that the divisiveness in our culture concerning the trans experience, invades even what was supposed to be a refuge. Residing in a remote location, this trans commune couldn't escape the transphobic perniciousness running rampant throughout our nation.

The ideology of these vigilante/militia groups inevitably collided with the anti-racist, gender-inclusive, egalitarian, ecological bent of the ranchers. Strangely, both groups share a frontier libertarian ethos, including gun-rights advocacy, but from opposite sides of the political spectrum. It's as if they inhabit two different worlds. The film leaves audiences wondering if the gap can ever be bridged.

The saving grace in an otherwise depressing story is the almost uber-cuteness of the alpacas. We guarantee you will fall in love with these animals, as their docility and loyalty will steal your hearts. If only human beings could get along as well as the alpacas do with each other.

Logue is the tragic figure here, that with all her farm training (she grew up on one) and her determination to create a safety net for queer people, she couldn't overcome the interior disintegration of the residents caving in under the outside pressures coupled with these overwhelming divisive sociopolitical forces, threatening their very existence.

We witness the dream colliding with stark reality, the destruction of a noble experiment and we are all the poorer for a vision deferred. Don't miss this engrossing, devastating documentary and remain tenacious anyway.

'We Are Tenacious' screens at the Roxie Theater, 3116 16th St. Oct 17, 6:15pm, and streams through October 22. www.sfgreenfest2023 www.tenaciousfilm.com
Kinda interesting, because some of this reads like outright fanfiction. 😵‍💫 It's worth the read!
"We Are Tenacious" (Silent Crow Arts) is a major attraction.
LOL
They supported themselves by making yarn from the alpaca, working for neighboring ranches, and providing recycling services at the local landfill.
They were powered primarily by wind and solar energy.
LMAO
However, that all changed on July 4, 2020 while on errands in Westcliffe (in a county which Trump won by almost 70% in 2020) they got caught in the crowds and encountered a group protesting the COVID cancellation of the town's Fourth of July parade. Their march consisted of carrying a Confederate flag, banners for the Three Percenters (an alt-right militia group), white supremacy slogans, and every person was armed. The Unicorns got out of town quickly.
????? Never heard this before. The footage in the documentary clearly showed a typical rural Fourth of July parade, and I don't remember the Tranchers ever complaining about Covid protests? Did the journo just make this up out of nowhere?
When armed intruders were discovered on the ranch to establish dominance, for protection, the residents began carrying firearms and wore bulletproof vests while patrolling the ranch, even posting 24-hour guards at their property's furthest ends.
100% fanfiction. The Tranchers were armed from the start, and I don't believe for a second that they ever posted "24-hour guards" on the property's perimeter. I don't remember the documentary saying this either.
This chaos led to a financial meltdown, such that the remaining residents were evicted from their property and to date they haven't secured another permanent location.
At least the journo acknowledges the Tranch's "financial meltdown", but where did he hear this? 🤔 The documentary itself deliberately avoids mentioning it.
Residing in a remote location, this trans commune couldn't escape the transphobic perniciousness running rampant throughout our nation.
The ideology of these vigilante/militia groups inevitably collided with the anti-racist, gender-inclusive, egalitarian, ecological bent of the ranchers
Logue is the tragic figure here
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The saving grace in an otherwise depressing story is the almost uber-cuteness of the alpacas. We guarantee you will fall in love with these animals, as their docility and loyalty will steal your hearts. If only human beings could get along as well as the alpacas do with each other.
🙄🙄🙄 Where are the alpacas now, Mr. Journoscum? Where. Are. They?



Oh, I also noticed that the documentary is currently being shown at another film festival. And... Bonnie is shown front-and-center. :story: I'm sure he'll be thrilled about that, lol.
https://www.fhff.org/films-1/we-are-tenacious [Archive]
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Jen is apparently too poor to buy new glasses. I find it hilarious how Kevin has seemingly-infinite money for toys... but money to fix Penny's teeth or buy Jen some new glasses? Hell no! :story:
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Jen is still working on his RPG Maker game instead of getting a real job.
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He's much more active now on Bluesky than he ever was on Mastodon (thanks to @Oxyjen for spotting it). He also runs a "mutelist" on Bluesky for alleged Kiwifarmers. It only has two people listed, and it's not clear to me why Jen thinks they're from KF. Probably just his paranoid delusions again.
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Complaining about health problems.
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Flirting with Kevin.
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Very normal & sane. :)
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🤢
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wow
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Flirting with Kevin again.
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🤢🤮
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Looks like he's put on some weight at least. No longer a spooky skelly.



Briefly checked in on Alynna the fairy fox since it's been awhile. No recent mentions of the Tranch, unfortunately.
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Yep, he's the same as always.


Also took a look at Ash Coyote. Looks like he's moved on and is trying to forget about the Tranch. Pretty telling that his website makes no mention of the doc, and he also hasn't said anything about it on Twitter since last year.

He's instead been making sequels to his relatively popular furry documentary (which has 1.2 million views on YT).
Last year, he started a GoFundMe campaign for a documentary on a group of BIPOC™️ Furry music producers called MAJIK Records. Talk about a niche of a niche... geez. Unsurprisingly, it only raised $7k out of the $75k goal, but he went forward with the project anyway. It came out a month and a half ago, so let's see how well it's done! :)
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Ouch. Only 6k views (after apparently working on editing it for six months). And as you can see, he then put out a lower-quality "episode" about furries with inflation fetishes or something, and that video has already gotten more (but not great) views.
I guess the furry community cares more about weird fetishes than BIPOC representation. SMH, they need to DO 👏 BETTER 👏 !!! 😤

I wasn't going to mention any of this since I originally had some sympathy for Ash Coyote, but then he showed with the Tranch documentary that he's a cowardly propagandist (Where are the alpacas, Ash? Don't you love & respect animals? 🙄), so now I don't feel bad about making fun of him. Especially since I also found out that he's trying to pivot to making TikTok videos. Real groomer vibes...
https://www.tiktok.com/@ash.coyote [Archive]
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YES, CHILDREN OF TIKTOK! BECOME TRANS! THERE'S NO "WRONG WAY" TO TRANSITION. BECOME YOUR TRUE SELF. COME HANG OUT AT FURRY CONVENTIONS, TOO! THEY'RE SO AMAZING.
 
Ball and socket joints are unstable, and to make up for that instability you need a whole lot of muscles around them. Not to mention you need enough different muscles to actually pull the joint in every direction, which is the whole point of a ball-and-socket joint. And those muscles need a lot of bone to attach to. Think about the shape/size of the bones near your shoulders and hips (ball and socket) compared to your knees and elbows (hinge).

You couldn't have ball-and-socket knees that could handle the weight of your body during locomotion unless you also had a freakishly large bulky bone structure around the knee area that would make your legs look like a reverse hourglass.

What a fucking retard.
 
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It won't get more fun for Jen, Penis and Kevin as they're all aging more rapidly due to their lifestyle. It'll be interesting to see who becomes permanently handicapped first - Jen and Penis seems worse off physically, but I'm willing to bet Kevin will be the one who needs a wheelchair first.
 
It won't get more fun for Jen, Penis and Kevin as they're all aging more rapidly due to their lifestyle. It'll be interesting to see who becomes permanently handicapped first - Jen and Penis seems worse off physically, but I'm willing to bet Kevin will be the one who needs a wheelchair first.
Kevin Will never Care for Them though, they are gonna sit and rot asking for help, Kevin is gonna become an abusesive handler for sure. Its gonna be a horror scene when they get found
 
It won't get more fun for Jen, Penis and Kevin as they're all aging more rapidly due to their lifestyle. It'll be interesting to see who becomes permanently handicapped first - Jen and Penis seems worse off physically, but I'm willing to bet Kevin will be the one who needs a wheelchair first.

They will have to hope that Penny is the last one to be disabled, but chances are he will be the first.

Wheelchair kevvie will be insufferable. But I think rather than a wheelchair, he would get one of those morbid obesity scooters.
 
"Tenacious's view was to start with kindness and figure it out from there"

It might have been a more interesting film if it had.

"they received a huge amount of support, much of it financial, so they could purchase security cameras and build a fence"

The only cameras they ever put up were given to them free, and most of the fence posts they bought were left to rot in the rain. The money was just pissed away on nothing.
 
They supported themselves by making yarn from the alpaca, working for neighboring ranches, and providing recycling services at the local landfill.

Setting aside the obvious that the Tranch supported itself via e-begging and possibly some government benefits, I'd love to know how much they actually made from fiber sales. Most of the demand for alpaca comes from finished products best I can tell, and though selling spun yarn can be lucrative depending on marketing, there's not really much of a demand for roving, especially if it isn't even cleaned properly.

I don't even know what the hell "working for neighboring ranches" was supposed to entail.
 
Fuck it I've deleted it.
I tried about a hundred times to spoiler it and failed.

I couldn't run a bath.
You used the Inline Spoiler by mistake. Next time, click on the three dots next to the Insert Table option, and then click on the eyeball with the strikethrough.
 
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