Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Anon88 said:
I can't wait for the Istanbul arc. Hopefully it converts Larson to Islam and he comes back quoting the Quran and ranting about women. Would make for some grade A videos.
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Would Daniel even understand the concept of religion? Of actual religious practice? He seems too chaotic to attempt that sort of structure, at most he'd probably just say he is and not understand a single aspect of it.

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They're gonna behead that nigga with a scimitar for dine-and-dashing at a doner food stand.
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This diner will not dash, inshallah.
 
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How long before he kills or maims one of his zoomer stalkers?

They're trying to do Chris Chan style puppet master stuff with this guy but he's just so disgusting and unhinged that its not funny and they're too young and dumb to realize that this guy is actually dangerous. I get that he's tiktok famous and it gets them some sort of clout, but I still can not fathom actually inviting this dudes to parties and letting him kiss me.
 
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Halloween23 said:
How long before he kills or maims one of his zoomer stalkers?

They're trying to do Chris Chan style puppet master stuff with this guy but he's just so disgusting and unhinged that its not funny and they're too young and dumb to realize that this guy is actually dangerous. I get that he's tiktok famous and it gets them some sort of clout, but I still can not fathom actually inviting this dudes to parties and letting him kiss me.
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I doubt he'll straight up murder or maim one of his weens.

At the very least, I can see him flapping his noodle arms at them, trying to slap/punch them. But his body is so fucked he probably couldn't do more than give someone a slight bruise or a scratch with his talons.
 
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Can you imagine if his management got him hired to perform at a wedding or bar mitzvah? The horrified bourgeoisie, the sperg out at being asked to leave, the actual fucking performance? These weens really are wasting his potential.

There's a universe of low rent venues for Daniel to showcase his virtuosity. Hell performances in the park would be kino and somewhat positive experiences for schizo tard.

Just do anything besides turning him into a crash test dummy and aiming him at the wall. Show some creativity, geez.

I'm surprised nobody has recorded him and produced new tracks on band camp or something. His musical excursions have been hilarious. Daniel NEEDS a rap album plus music vid(with homeless "groupies" to gas up his "celebrity" status"). I'd donate like a dollar to help crowd fund a new production.

ETA: visions of him singing the national anthem at a sporting event. You could tell him that it was any song you like.
 
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Amazing how he says that his dog was "dognapped" from him. That dog was saved. Those people are heroes and should be rewarded for what they did. And sure, the haircut was fucking gold, but his response to the judge when asked what his highest grade of education he completed "some college" was just brilliant.

It's amazing how he's able to act calm, stable and reasonable even when he's in court. Despite the documented outbursts, erratic behaviour, the fact that he was duped into thinking he was a student on a celebrity scholarship that covers everything and he's in this situation because he thought he was going to interview Deion Sanders and security wasn't letting him in.
 
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not in the cards said:
Amazing how he says that his dog was "dognapped" from him. That dog was saved. Those people are heroes and should be rewarded for what they did.
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Strong disagree. Goated Mines, a Physics student at Illinois Tech, is an annoying faggot. (He might be in a masters/pHD program. I remember seeing that but all the old tiktok vids he had on his personal account are gone now.)

The authorities were actively searching for Dan with the intent of taking the dog away from him (this was known by the community at the time.) The weens decided to be vigilantes instead and caused Dan to flip out and cause problems in Walmart. I believe he got into a small scuffle with a shopper and trashed some displays. I don't think heroes would cause mentally ill homeless men to have meltdowns.
 
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Spiddlekick said:
Strong disagree. Goated Mines, a Physics student at Illinois Tech, is an annoying faggot. (He might be in a masters/pHD program. I remember seeing that but all the old tiktok vids he had on his personal account are gone now.)

The authorities were actively searching for Dan with the intent of taking the dog away from him (this was known by the community at the time.) The weens decided to be vigilantes instead and caused Dan to flip out and cause problems in Walmart. I believe he got into a small scuffle with a shopper and trashed some displays. I don't think heroes would cause mentally ill homeless men to have meltdowns.
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You must not be familiar with Denver.

Dan falsified his information to obtain that dog, it was malnourished and dehydrated, and considering the authorities in the Denver area have greater fish to fry than combing for a retard with a dog, you sound about as regarded as daniel. This was one of the few things weens did right, if ever.
 
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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
You must not be familiar with Denver.

Dan falsified his information to obtain that dog, it was malnourished and dehydrated, and considering the authorities in the Denver area have greater fish to fry than combing for a retard with a dog, you sound about as regarded as daniel. This was one of the few things weens did right, if ever.
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So just fuck whatever consequences arise from strongly upsetting a mentally ill homeless man? What if he had genuinely hurt someone, are the weens still good people?


Also, the authorities were in fact looking for Dan and the dog, I don't think your claim of "they have greater fish to fry" discounts any actual effort on their part. Most likely scenario would've been Dan loses the dog on the very next interaction with police (which happens frequently).
 
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Spiddlekick said:
So just fuck whatever consequences arise from strongly upsetting a mentally ill homeless man?
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The world isn't Daniel Larson's private playground to tard around in. Also, that was the gayest shit I ever heard.
Spiddlekick said:
Also, the authorities were in fact looking for Dan and the dog, I don't think your claim of "they have greater fish to fry" discounts any actual effort on their part. Most likely scenario would've been Dan loses the dog on the very next interaction with police (which happens frequently).
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Denver has a pretty out of control homeless population, expecting authorities to find a specific homeless man with a dog that doesn't frequent any of the homeless shelters is a tall order. Moreover that dog was pretty old/geriatric, and was not acclimated to the summer heat with a thick coat. Weens are complete fags but saying that dog was safe until Dan's next hypothetical interaction with police is kinda stupid dude. Daniel isn't capable of taking care of himself well enough to prevent heat stroke, he's not going to do any better with a distressed geriatric german shepard.
 
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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
The world isn't Daniel Larson's private playground to tard around in. Also, that was the gayest shit I ever heard.


Denver has a pretty out of control homeless population, expecting authorities to find a specific homeless man with a dog that doesn't frequent any of the homeless shelters is a tall order. Moreover that dog was pretty old/geriatric, and was not acclimated to the summer heat with a thick coat. Weens are complete fags but saying that dog was safe until Dan's next hypothetical interaction with police is kinda stupid dude. Daniel isn't capable of taking care of himself well enough to prevent heat stroke, he's not going to do any better with a distressed geriatric german shepard.
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I'm not saying that Dan should've had the dog. I'm not even really saying that the dog would've been safe till the next police interaction. I'm saying that going and taking the dog from him was dangerous and reckless and could've ended very badly. Dan is an unstable and violent person - Them taking the dog directly led to getting into a fight and trashing a Walmart.

Yes, the dog was in a bad spot and it was dangerous for the dog. I believe it was much more dangerous to go in and take the dog as who knows what Dan will do in a meltdown.
 
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