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- May 15, 2020
Every time Jill talks about how mahdest she is, her blue eye shadow becomes just a bit more expired.
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Is front hugging something they don't like? How else can you hug?Unlike that front hugging hussy
But does Halloween make you fume as a fundie... or? Is it halal?just to make you hoes FUME... Happy Halloween!
With godly side hugs of course, only putting one arm around the other like you’re posing for yet another awkward photo. Front hugs involve pre-marital boob contact, you harlot.Is front hugging something they don't like? How else can you hug?
But does Halloween make you fume as a fundie... or? Is it halal?
Fuck, I've been a hoe my entire life.Front hugs involve pre-marital boob contact, you harlot.
How have you NOT seen this ancient meme?Is front hugging something they don't like? How else can you hug?
I’m having actual war flashbacksHow have you NOT seen this ancient meme?
Same.Fuck, I've been a hoe my entire life.
The line about Phillip doing well in college is absolutely a dig at Tim.Now that Tim has presented his balls to his future wife, Heidi, rather than to Sweet Mama, Jill is determined to make Phillip her new MotherBoy competition partner.
She's busily penning Jill/Philip fanfic on Facebook, where Phillip senses Sweet Mama's tears from Bybul Skool, and sends her Christian music about the sweet perfect love between a boy and his mother, knowing that it will comfort her heart.
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See, Tim? At least SOMEONE appreciates Jill. Unlike that front hugging hussy who decorated Tim's new house without one bit of input from Jill. Ungrateful, the both of them, I tell you what.
No, I don't care. It's no more dangerous than all the other holidays with Pagan roots.Is front hugging something they don't like? How else can you hug?
But does Halloween make you fume as a fundie... or? Is it halal?
I never expected a man to have a six-pack, but I don't expect him to have the whole damn brewery either.Hahaha, I can't say I've ever met any women who demand that their husbands have a six-pack but I'm not here to question your lived experience.
Ugh grossand I love the truth and want to share the truth about salvation and Christ through shared experiences.
I have no problem with people politely proselytizing, I just don’t get why so many Christians think Jesus is a secret.I love the truth and want to share the truth about salvation and Christ through shared experiences
That little fucker is always hiding somewhere. It’s why people always ask if you’ve found him.I have no problem with people politely proselytizing, I just don’t get why so many Christians think Jesus is a secret.
My neighbors found him hiding in their garage once. He got six months for B&E.That little fucker is always hiding somewhere. It’s why people always ask if you’ve found him.
Obviously the story of Jesus dying for the world on the cross isn't a secret, but the meaning gets lost. Less about knowledge, more about understanding.I have no problem with people politely proselytizing, I just don’t get why so many Christians think Jesus is a secret.
Like Santa Claus?Obviously the story of Jesus dying for the world on the cross isn't a secret, but the meaning gets lost. Less about knowledge, more about understanding.
Yes, but some people are going to think my acknowledgment that legend and the larger culture affects our salvation is a weird "gotcha," and I am not looking forward to it.Like Santa Claus?
Which reminds me I need to play tooth fairy tonight.
Fuck.