Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[A borscht-on]

No pizza cutter here, either; I had one before, and nothing works better than my 24-year old giant Henkel's chef's knife. But who cares?

Back to the pizza. IF she made that pizza and that dough, it was an atrocity exhibition (nod to Joy Division). Some rotten-looking circles of beef pepperoni, a handful of olives hastily slapped onto there--and not evenly, just kind of thrown up in the air to fall onto the pie. No mushrooms. No peppers or onions. No spinach. Not a goddamn vegetable to--

Oh, WHAT am I even saying? You think there's gonna be a speck of green or red in the pig slop she eats? If it ain't brown, it ain't going down: that'll be her epitaph. It was so revolting-looking it beggared belief. It made her Pizza Pizza trash look like some kind of Wolfgang Puck creation. And the ketchup-dunking just completed the entire aural and visual experience. That was a truly stomach-turning display, and we're talking about Chantal, who makes us all barf all day, every day.

Whether she "made" it or it was pre-made for her, it was a mountain of inedible shit, and therefore, she loved it.

In other news, she looks like a water-logged corpse that's been dredged up from the Ganges.

 

[repentance]

The texture of her skin is appalling. She needs to ditch the Lush, for starters. It's not doing her any favours.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

There's a lot I find odd about this "homemade" pizza where everything was "made from scratch" and by everything she meant the dough.

She said they don't have a baking sheet, so she just baked it on the paper. I don't know what sand monkey ovens look like on the inside, but presumably they have racks. And yet, there were no rack mark impressions on the bottom of the crust.

Gorl, just say you bought a frozen cheese pizza and put fake pepperoni nipples on it and stop this baking charade.

She looked at the block of yeast and didn't even know what it was.

Come on now!

 

[Frank's_Fluids]

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The texture of her skin is appalling. She needs to ditch the Lush, for starters. It's not doing her any favours.

I don't think it matters what skin products she uses. The outside reflects the inner health, lifestyle choices, and eating/excercise habits- especially as you age. Nothing will fix the skin of a morbidly obese 40 year old who has lived decades on grease, sugar drinks, and shisha (and cigarettes and drugs). And has destroyed their skin elasticity with gluttony.

 

[Doxmatix]

I hate to add to the pizza sperging but I'm assuming she cooked the pizza in her trashcan hubcap feeding dish:



Pic attached in the spirit of Halloween and courtesy of @Kitty kitty cat - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-16230635

 

[Schmooo]

This is the only way she will ever lose weight.

Patently untrue.

She could also lose weight when she begins losing limbs to diabetic neuropathy.

Is beer allowed as a Muslim? She can always go the Amoranth route if she really needs to make money.

Oh, how I long for the sweet, innocent, halcyon life I was living back before I clicked on the link a minute ago.

Christ on a popsicle stick.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Even if he wanted to, Salah couldn’t cope alone;she’s too heavy for one person to properly position and hiring help would be prohibitive in his position.

Kind of you to think Salad is sticking around once Chins becomes bed-bound. I'm of the notion that he'll "nope" out immediately, but then again, you could be right that he might see things to the end as long as the YT money keeps flowing and he can still delude him into thinking Leafland is still in play.

Maybe whenever Chins croaks, he can concoct an excuse that, as a dutiful husband, he needs to see her body through to Canada and he can finally hit two birds with one stone - getting rid of Chins while making it to his promised land.

Is beer allowed as a Muslim? She can always go the Amoranth route if she really needs to make money.

I know that you're talking in jest but for funsies let's assume for a moment that the company is taking open applications from any internet thot for their own line of booze. Even if Chins can assure the company that she has one million KarateJoes ready to buy her booze, it's unlikely that the company can find a solitary patch of yeast from her clean enough to make beer from.

 

[repentance]

I'd be shocked if she even owns measuring cups & measuring spoons...her kitchen seems to lack normal cooking utensils

She's not going to properly equip a kitchen at even the most basic level when she has no intention of cooking on a regular basis.

 

[Kweeksilva]

I asked ChatGPT what they can make for a week's worth of meals out of that shitty grocery haul, no repeat recipes because you know there's never left overs. Anyway ChatGPT had some.... Interesting suggestions

Spoiler: Spoiler

Certainly, here's a seven-day meal plan with no repeats based on your grocery list:

**Day 1:**
- **Breakfast:** Greek Style Yoghurt with Strawberry and honey.
- **Lunch:** Beef Pepperoni and Chicken Mortadella sandwiches with Mild Cheddar Cheese.
- **Dinner:** Homemade Pizza with Italian Recipe Pizza Sauce, Mozzarella Shredded Cheese, and your choice of toppings.

**Day 2:**
- **Breakfast:** Scrambled Eggs with a side of Napa Cabbage.
- **Lunch:** Chicken Sausage Jumbo with Mixed Vegetables (cucumbers, red onions, eggplants).
- **Dinner:** Grilled Chicken Breast with Potato Wedges and a Tomato-Carrot-Cucumber Salad.

**Day 3:**
- **Breakfast:** Capri-Sun Strawberry Drink and Speculoos Biscuits.
- **Lunch:** Aloo Tikki with a side of Garlic Paste and Lime.
- **Dinner:** White Fish Fillet with Butter Chicken Paste and Saffron-infused rice.

**Day 4:**
- **Breakfast:** Peanut Butter Cups.
- **Lunch:** Instant Coffee Drink 3 in 1.
- **Dinner:** Red Grape Juice with Marshmallow Twiddles for dessert.

**Day 5:**
- **Breakfast:** Almarai Fresh Laban Full Fat.
- **Lunch:** Scrambled Eggs with Mild Cheddar Cheese and Fresh Laban.
- **Dinner:** Chicken Liver with Strawberry Fraises.

**Day 6:**
- **Breakfast:** Al Alali Baking Powder pancakes with Maple Syrup (not on the list).
- **Lunch:** Mixed Apple Juice with Brown Sugar.
- **Dinner:** Mixed Vegetables with Corn and Black Olives.

**Day 7:**
- **Breakfast:** Orange Drink and Toasted Hot Dog Rolls with Butter.
- **Lunch:** Full Fat Cooking Cream soup with Croutons (not on the list).
- **Dinner:** Tomato and Mozzarella Salad with a Balsamic Vinaigrette (not on the list).

Please note that some ingredients for certain meals are not on your original grocery list, but I've included them to provide more variety in your meals.

 

[I call shenanigans]

**Day 3:**
- **Breakfast:** Capri-Sun Strawberry Drink and Speculoos Biscuits.
- **Lunch:** Aloo Tikki with a side of Garlic Paste and Lime.

**Day 4:**
- **Breakfast:** Peanut Butter Cups.
- **Lunch:** Instant Coffee Drink 3 in 1.
- **Dinner:** Red Grape Juice with Marshmallow Twiddles for dessert.

These meals seem very nutritious…NOT! Very much Chantal’s style though.

 

[How_are_you]

There's a lot I find odd about this "homemade" pizza where everything was "made from scratch" and by everything she meant the dough.

She said they don't have a baking sheet, so she just baked it on the paper. I don't know what sand monkey ovens look like on the inside, but presumably they have racks. And yet, there were no rack mark impressions on the bottom of the crust.

Gorl, just say you bought a frozen cheese pizza and put fake pepperoni nipples on it and stop this baking charade.

She looked at the block of yeast and didn't even know what it was.

Come on now!

I'm having a shitty day, and "sand monkey ovens" made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that.

While I am here, I have to add that anyone who cannot breath standing still (as evidenced by her award winning cooking videos), but still chooses to suck poison into her lungs, has a death wish. Is this cunt trying to kill herself? Wouldn't blame her, but it begs the question....

 

[repentance]

Is this cunt trying to kill herself? Wouldn't blame her, but it begs the question....

I doubt that she believes it's something which won't get better.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

I genuinely think she doesn't believe dying of fat is something that can happen to her.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I doubt that she believes it's something which won't get better.

She “knows” she can go OMAD (aka one meal ALL day), spend 90 seconds a day going backwards on the luxury fartbox gyms elliptical….after the New Year of course…and still be at Everest Base camp by her 40th birthday in April. Complete and utter delusion as is her way!

 

[repentance]

I genuinely think she doesn't believe dying of fat is something that can happen to her.

At the very least she believes she has plenty of time to turn things around.

 

[Tsundoku]

She's not going to properly equip a kitchen at even the most basic level when she has no intention of cooking on a regular basis.

She doesn't even have real utensils. She eats with plastic or serving spoons. There is no way she has a measuring device let alone would bother using it.

 

[sugargirl14]

I just saw a superchat in FFG's live chat: "Schmee is alive, can't say that of your mum".

It got deleted in a flash, I don't know if anyone got proof of it, but regardless if this was Foodie or one of her beezers, who even thinks of this as some sort of a roast?

 

[I call shenanigans]

I just saw a superchat in FFG's live chat: "Schmee is alive, can't say that of your mum".

It got deleted in a flash, I don't know if anyone got proof of it, but regardless if this was Foodie or one of her beezers, who even thinks of this as some sort of a roast?

FFG would not have even seen it. She’s always way behind in her chat, and with 3.3k watching her stream you can’t blame her for that. Plus she’s raking in the birthday superchats this stream.

ETA: Actually FFG just highlighted that superchat because it wasn’t deleted from Streamyards It was a user called Kevin Oblidged. She had a suitable comeback or 10 though.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I just saw a superchat in FFG's live chat: "Schmee is alive, can't say that of your mum".

It got deleted in a flash, I don't know if anyone got proof of it, but regardless if this was Foodie or one of her beezers, who even thinks of this as some sort of a roast?

FFG's mom wanted her, Chins was just a way to try and trap a man that failed.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So we’re supposed to believe she made that pizza dough but has now posted a video completely fucking up a simple naan bread. No measuring. Ingredients straight into a bowl on the stove top, with no water. Then she adds some water and covers the bowl with foil, not plastic wrap. No kneading so far that I’ve seen. Making butter chicken from a premade sauce jar. Guaranteed she’ll say that this meal is homemade from scratch as well.

Sorry, can’t link the video.

ETA: OMG, she’s having to lean on the fridge so she can stand up long enough to brown the chicken. Lecturing like she knows what she’s talking about when clearly she has no fucking clue. Salah is not going to like this if he’s expecting real butter chicken. This is just slop that she’s making even sloppier with every addition.