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Post removed, thread locked, almost certainly a troll (unless there's a huge community of CoD players among Indian females - /u/blackops2cel_fan ?), but, man, too funny not to share.
Thread (now locked) and OP removed/ Original Screenshot / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cclqD
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Funny how few people on Reddit got the troll, even after others noticed the user name. Took the ragebait and ran with it.
 
Post removed, thread locked, almost certainly a troll (unless there's a huge community of CoD players among Indian females - /u/blackops2cel_fan ?), but, man, too funny not to share.
Thread (now locked) and OP removed/ Original Screenshot / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cclqD
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Funny how few people on Reddit got the troll, even after others noticed the user name. Took the ragebait and ran with it.
Seems like a rerun of a similar post about the Alberto Barbosa meme, which was in itself probably a troll as well
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Redditors are incapable of moderation. You are either a complete coombrained gooner dick destroyer or a total insane nofap activist insisting that you should never even touch your genitals and discuss the best ways to try and wash your dick without accidentally inducing masturbation like sensations.
 
Redditors are incapable of moderation. You are either a complete coombrained gooner dick destroyer or a total insane nofap activist insisting that you should never even touch your genitals and discuss the best ways to try and wash your dick without accidentally inducing masturbation like sensations.
Amen man, these tards never heard the 38th Delphic Maxim:
These are the words of Apollo, recorded from his Oracle at Delphi:

1. Follow God
2. Obey the law
3. Worship the Gods
4. Respect your parents
5. Be overcome by justice
6. Know what you have learned
7. Perceive what you have heard
8. Know yourself
9. Intend to get married
10. Know your opportunity
11. Think as a mortal
12. If you are a stranger, act like one
13. Honor the hearth (or Hestia)
14. Control yourself
15. Help your friends
16. Control anger
17. Exercise prudence
18. Honor providence
19. Do not use an oath
20. Love friendship
21 Cling to discipline
22. Pursue honor
23. Long for wisdom
24. Praise the good
25. Find fault with no one
26. Praise virtue
27. Practice what is just
28. Be kind to friends
29. Watch out for your enemies
30. Exercise nobility of character
31. Shun evil
32. Be impartial
33. Guard what is yours
34. Shun what belongs to others
35. Listen to everyone
36. Be (religiously) silent
37. Do a favor for a friend
38. Nothing to excess
39. Use time sparingly
40. Foresee the future
41. Despise insolence
42. Have respect for suppliants
43. Be accommodating in everything
44. Educate your sons
45. Give what you have
46. Fear deceit
47. Speak well of everyone
48. Be a seeker of wisdom
49. Choose what is divine
50. Act when you know
51. Shun murder
52. Pray for things possible
53. Consult the wise
54. Test the character
55. Give back what you have received
56. Down-look no one
57. Use your skill
58. Do what you mean to do
59. Honor a benefaction
60. Be jealous of no one
61. Be on your guard
62. Praise hope
63. Despise a slanderer
64. Gain possessions justly
65. Honor good men
66. Know the judge
67. Master wedding-feasts
68. Recognize fortune
69. Flee a pledge
70. Speak plainly
71 Associate with your peers
72. Govern your expenses
73. Be happy with what you have
74. Revere a sense of shame
75 Fulfill a favor
76. Pray for happiness
77. Be fond of fortune
78. Observe what you have heard
79. Work for what you can own
80. Despise strife
81. Detest disgrace
82 . Restrain the tongue
83. Keep yourself from insolence
84. Make just judgments
85. Use what you have
86. Judge incorruptibly
87. Accuse one who is present
88. Tell when you know
89. Do not depend on strength
90. Live without sorrow
91. Live together meekly
92. Finish the race without shrinking back
93. Deal kindly with everyone
94. Do not curse your sons
95. Rule your wife
96. Benefit yourself
97. Be courteous
98. Give a timely response
99. Struggle with glory
100. Act without repenting
101. Repent of sins
102 Control the eye
103. Give a timely counsel
104. Act quickly
105. Guard friendship
106. Be grateful
107. Pursue harmony
108. Keep deeply the secret
109. Fear ruling
110. Pursue what is profitable
111. Accept due measure
112. Do away with enmities
113. Accept old age
114. Do not boast in might
115. Exercise (religious) silence
116. Flee enmity
117. Acquire wealth justly
118. Do not abandon honor
119. Despise evil
120. Venture into danger prudently
121. Do not tire of learning
122. Do not stop to be thrifty
123. Admire oracles
124. Love whom you rear
125. Do not oppose someone absent
126. Respect the elder
127. Teach a youngster
128. Do not trust wealth
129. Respect yourself
130. Do not begin to be insolent
131. Crown your ancestors
132. Die for your country
133. Do not be discontented by life
134. Do not make fun of the dead
135. Share the load of the unfortunate
136. Gratify without harming
137. Grieve for no one
138. Beget from noble routes
139. Make promises to no one
140. Do not wrong the dead
141. Be well off as a mortal
142. Do not trust fortune
143. As a child be well-behaved
144. As a youth, be self-disciplined
145. As of middle-age be just
146. As of old -age, be sensible
147. On reaching the end, be without sorrow
 
The subreddit DataHoarder is focused on exactly what the name implies. Hoarding data and saving everything. Having huge NAS at home, racks of HDs to keep stuff backed up, archiving entire websites. That sort of shit.
I like the Datahoarders, they actually provide a really useful service for the Internet as a whole. The raw power of autism has led to those guys saving and cataloging shit normal people never even thought about.
Archive everything indeed.
 
Sorry for ruining the thread, guise. Didn't realize people were so emotional about ethics in masturbation.

I like the Datahoarders, they actually provide a really useful service for the Internet as a whole. The raw power of autism has led to those guys saving and cataloging shit normal people never even thought about.
Archive everything indeed.
The autistic dedication to archiving everything is half the reason I like KF so much.
 
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My dog won’t listen to me anymore after he saw me bottoming (self.askgaybros)
submitted 6 days ago by Active_Angel
I’d rather not go too into specifics but I had a guy over a couple weeks ago for a hookup and forgot to close the door so my Akita I’ve had for 2 years wandered in while we were going at it. The guy was being pretty rough and I was getting into it moaning being slutty you know bottom things until the top pointed out the dog was watching us. I got him out of the room and closed the door but since then my dog doesn’t seem to want to listen to me, respect my authority, or even spend much time with me. I try to pet or hug him and he growls or moves away, that wasn’t the case before…
I know “homophobic dog” sounds ridiculous but is it possible that since he saw me in submissive position he doesn’t want to listen to me anymore ?
Thread / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/q0yUb
 
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My dog won’t listen to me anymore after he saw me bottoming (self.askgaybros)
submitted 6 days ago by Active_Angel
I’d rather not go too into specifics but I had a guy over a couple weeks ago for a hookup and forgot to close the door so my Akita I’ve had for 2 years wandered in while we were going at it. The guy was being pretty rough and I was getting into it moaning being slutty you know bottom things until the top pointed out the dog was watching us. I got him out of the room and closed the door but since then my dog doesn’t seem to want to listen to me, respect my authority, or even spend much time with me. I try to pet or hug him and he growls or moves away, that wasn’t the case before…
I know “homophobic dog” sounds ridiculous but is it possible that since he saw me in submissive position he doesn’t want to listen to me anymore ?
Thread / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/q0yUb
Who better than a dog to know you's a bitch?
 
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My dog won’t listen to me anymore after he saw me bottoming (self.askgaybros)
submitted 6 days ago by Active_Angel
I’d rather not go too into specifics but I had a guy over a couple weeks ago for a hookup and forgot to close the door so my Akita I’ve had for 2 years wandered in while we were going at it. The guy was being pretty rough and I was getting into it moaning being slutty you know bottom things until the top pointed out the dog was watching us. I got him out of the room and closed the door but since then my dog doesn’t seem to want to listen to me, respect my authority, or even spend much time with me. I try to pet or hug him and he growls or moves away, that wasn’t the case before…
I know “homophobic dog” sounds ridiculous but is it possible that since he saw me in submissive position he doesn’t want to listen to me anymore ?
Thread / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/q0yUb
Leave it to Reddit to have the dumbest, most out of touch posts online. The dog realizes his owner is a faggot, so will no longer listen to him.
 
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My dog won’t listen to me anymore after he saw me bottoming (self.askgaybros)
submitted 6 days ago by Active_Angel
I’d rather not go too into specifics but I had a guy over a couple weeks ago for a hookup and forgot to close the door so my Akita I’ve had for 2 years wandered in while we were going at it. The guy was being pretty rough and I was getting into it moaning being slutty you know bottom things until the top pointed out the dog was watching us. I got him out of the room and closed the door but since then my dog doesn’t seem to want to listen to me, respect my authority, or even spend much time with me. I try to pet or hug him and he growls or moves away, that wasn’t the case before…
I know “homophobic dog” sounds ridiculous but is it possible that since he saw me in submissive position he doesn’t want to listen to me anymore ?
Thread / https://ghostarchive.org/archive/q0yUb
Lol imagine the short existential crisis the dog must have had when he saw that
>dog has an instinct and kind of knows how sex works
>dog knows he's supposed to fuck the bitch and the bitch is supposed to get fucked
>dog sees owner getting fucked like a bitch
>the human providing food and roof over dog head(all alpha traits) is getting dominated by another human
>dog connects the dots
>human, despite appearances, is in fact a bitch
>dog does not listen to bitches
kek based doggy
 
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