Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

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I do find it funny when people mention Oregon's one well known food export, Tillamook Cheese... Which is almost exclusively flavors of Cheddar.

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The only people who like Tillamook are West Coasters who've never been to America's Dairyland.
You mean cheese curds. Yeah, they're delicious, yeah, they're hard to find. Probably no easier to get them in whatever Null's current home is, though.
Cheese curds spoil within hours of being made. The only place you can get quality ones is at a farmer's market. They are incredibly good.

Fried cheese curds don't count. They're just fancy mozzarella sticks. Fresh or nothing.
 
The difference is that mangosteen juice is shit, whereas American bread/cheese/meat (less so on meat, but generally) is dogshit quality. Claiming the bread in America is fine because you can drive out 25 minutes to the quaint ethnic European bakery is a little disingenuous.
The European considers driving 10 minutes to be an insurmountable distance, something the whole day must be planned around. They may even need to get permission and licensing from their local commissar. To the American, accustomed to driving their cars in the wide open spaces of God's favorite nation without restriction, driving 20 or 30 minutes on a lark is as unremarkable as taking a dump or turning down the temperature on their central AC.
 
It's arguably easier to get fresh food here in the US/Can, living in the midwest I'm surrounded by local butchers and farm stands.
Yes, but they're not really full butchers, and can't accept an animal and slaughter it and sell it to the public, thanks to this federal regulation:
Any person moving livestock or poultry interstate for slaughter or rendering may only move the animals to a slaughtering establishment or a rendering establishment that has been listed by the Administrator for the purposes of this part.
9 CFR 71.21.

There are actually very few of these even in states heavy with agriculture, and a lot of those are captive entities for companies like Tyson's and Perdue or outlets like The Butcher's Block. Slaughterhouses open to small farmers and the like who aren't selling directly to major companies are few and far between. There's increasingly pushback against this but the situation is dire.
 
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I'm not posting a picture, but your showing your Baltimore/Florida cred. Travel to the center of the country. Of the top of my head....

Any Amish community or place near them,
Farmers markets,
Ag colleges,



Wisconsin is literally famous for it's cheeses. The US is the largest Beef producer, or second depending on the year.
No, non-coastal areas of the US are a fucking wasteland in terms of food quality. Europe is by far superior. Also, Amish food is wildly overrated and I'd never buy anything from those inbred retards ever again.

I really don't see why it's so hard to accept that Europe has much better food. America doesn't have to be the best and everything and the first step to fixing a problem, like having shitty processed poison for food, is admitting that you have one in the first place... and did I mention how affordable even countries like Serbia would be for the average Californian or New Yorker?
 
driving 20 or 30 minutes on a lark is as unremarkable as taking a dump or turning down the temperature on their central AC.

I genuinely keep forgetting that this is so novel to Europeans. I remember when a Euro friend of mine told me that him driving an hour was grueling and I found that very perplexing.
 
Costco makes their bread right in front of you.
I'm not even talking about freshness.
The European considers driving 10 minutes to be an insurmountable distance, something the whole day must be planned around. They may even need to get permission and licensing from their local commissar. To the American, accustomed to driving their cars in the wide open spaces of God's favorite nation without restriction, driving 20 or 30 minutes on a lark is as unremarkable as taking a dump or turning down the temperature on their central AC.
Get off your fat ass and walk.
 
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