He USED to have A kid, who he lost custody of, and for that matter had his parental rights entirely terminated, for being a completely nonfunctional freak, and now he has a second, fatter wife, who appears to be mentally challenged herself, and possibly they're bearding for each other since they seem to have no intention of reproducing.
all of his tshirts squeeze to his body like sausage casing.
Wow, he looks really fat from that angle, not as if he isn't really fat from any other angle, but this just puts how obesely fat he is into perspective.
Yes, and it makes him look oddly like Nikocado Avocado's lost twin brother, especially with that haircut.
And who can forget Pádraig O'Tamlinsin, the Fenian firebrand whose scathing denouncements of the British stalker landlords in the public square were heard by tens of people. He managed to survive the Potato Famine thanks to his involvement in the sausage industry.
Looks like we got some vintage memes here, love the Medieval YTMNDs of olde dayes.
He reminds me of a guy I used to be friends with, always adopted a faux masculine ethos and spent all his time going to bars and reminiscing about his high school "glory days." He's likely doing this to this day.
And what of the future? Will we have H-52d4e22c923c127a* talking to stalker childs using his high-bandwidth neural interface? "No, stalker, I didn't. This is the end of your life. You have been instructed, many millions of times, to stop sending neural thought transfers to my priority attention inbox. Enjoy the biomass reclamation vats."
There's some sort of factory somewhere that churns out copies of that guy.
Does Fatrick ever talk about how he used to be a high school quarterback or something? The guy I knew was a basketball fanatic but the mentality was the same. Football sounds like something a guy trying to conjure images of faux masculinity would actually try to convince people he's all about.
Two German dudes built the original but three people brought the tool back to life, modernized it, and even made it downloadable so we never lose it again.
I don't know, since I am a newer Fatrician and have only recently started studying the Fatrickal arts. However, I would bet that he has made overconfident and egotistical takes about sports, considering his tough guy persona and lack of self-awareness. Or maybe due to his science fiction interest, he views sports as beneath him. I'd give it a 60/40.
LOL, let's not forget about "shooting sports". Perhaps "Rodeo
Fellow traveller, allow me to introduce you to a little blog post in which Rick shares his gym fantasies.
I got 403'd and had to load it in archive.today and solve 2 captchas because I'm a torcel, but this was worth it. This really shows how Pat's writing career pays off, which is to say not well because it reads like a basic revenge story on an AI-narrated Youtube channel.
I remember Jim Florentine's roasting of fatty's post. It's hilarious. I have a very good feeling that Patrick was sneeding afterwards.
Pat gives the usual loser midwit take on his high school days ("I coulda passed my grades but I opted out of the system maaaan, they only teach you how to remember facts maaaan, I got outta that one horse town as soon as I could!")
You have been told, many thousands of times, that the amount of beers and niggeroni needed to reach Tomlinsonian levels of calories and alcohol would kill the average human instantly.
