Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

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[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Do you guys think this trip to maralago (florida) also serves for Nick going to renew his contract with Rumble? IIRC he was constantly talking about his rumble contract only starting the start of January around December last year so I think he signed around November?

So if this trip didn't have a two fold purpose, we will have another vacation in a couple weeks. Iirc last time he did that it was a short trip (fly in, sign, fly out the next day) but I can also see him going long this time just so he can snake in another holiday without technically breaking his word on not having another vacation after his Nashville show.

I mean, he said he's not gonna have a show yesterday and today and tomorrow...and from what I can tell the screening was already done yesterday. After tomorrow it'll be sat and sunday so he made a 5 day off from just 1 night of screening...

*Nick says he sees this maralago trip as a business trip...an opportunity to make connections, which I find hilarious. He's doing this about 1 year+ too late. People go on to interview podcasts to get their voice heard. His current channel at its current state does not benefit from one time guests..especially from any conservative figure. Nick won't benefit from making connections to go on other shows either. He has no message to get people interested in him. He has a balldo.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He was talking about cow touching.

It's entirely possible... even probable... people off-site are reaching certain conclusions about Nick without being members of KF, or even reading the thread.

I mean, I think a lot of the observations being made here aren't exactly complicated or things only Farmers "get." I don't think there's any evidence Carimachet reached the conclusion she did about Nick and Vito from this thread, for example. I mean, maybe she did, but maybe not.

I suspect that it was neglect. She lost he parasocial drip of attention. She always had weird opinions, but at least Nick paid her some attention back in the days he interacted regularly...

Do you guys think this trip to maralago (florida) also serves for Nick going to renew his contract with Rumble? IIRC he was constantly talking about his rumble contract only starting the start of January around December last year so I think he signed around November?

So if this trip didn't have a two fold purpose, we will have another vacation in a couple weeks. Iirc last time he did that it was a short trip (fly in, sign, fly out the next day) but I can also see him going long this time just so he can snake in another holiday without technically breaking his word on not having another vacation after his Nashville show.

I mean, he said he's not gonna have a show yesterday and today and tomorrow...and from what I can tell the screening was already done yesterday. After tomorrow it'll be sat and sunday so he made a 5 day off from just 1 night of screening...

*Nick says he sees this maralago trip as a business trip...an opportunity to make connections, which I find hilarious. He's doing this about 1 year+ too late. People go on to interview podcasts to get their voice heard. His current channel at its current state does not benefit from one time guests..especially from any conservative figure. Nick won't benefit from making connections to go on other shows either. He has no message to get people interested in him. He has a balldo.

I would not doubt it. If he could bring some bigger names to his show, he could put a few extra feathers in his cap to distract from the threadbare channel and lackluster growth.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Here's another comparison:



Similarities to look for:

• The belt buckle looks to be the same.
• The number of holes in the belt looks to be the same.
  • The Hot Topic belt has five holes (visible in the first picture at the top right).
  • In the photo with Nick in the second image in particular there look to be three holes visible; adding one being used, as well as one hole that appears partially obscured by the belt loop, there appear to be 5 in total.
• The belt loop has three studs on both belts.
• There is a 3x3 grid of studs after the holes in the belt.

Now I remember where I saw these belts in abundance:

Specially at 2:10

 

[Neetorino]

Null joked on MATI that he believes Nick has changed because otherwise it would mean that he fell for the lie.

So I sent this to the gf and gave me a disheartening possibility on "the lie".

Spoiler: Text Screenshot

One of the leading theories is that Nick was always gay, or bi, and might've had kids to get the trust fund. If he was capable of lying to his wife about wanting to fuck dudes and not her for 18 years, yeah no shit he was able to lie through his teeth to everyone, even Null.
Although I suppose it's possible it's not technically a lie. At least not to Our Wife that is. They started with him being "The Gay Friend", right? It's always incredibly possible that she's his stay-at-home beard. He goes and gets his "jerky" on while she's at home not having to work. Not a bad deal.

Oh also @Lidl Drip was requested as chief man disrespector to hit us with stats known for relationships that start on a lie.

I mean, I think a lot of the observations being made here aren't exactly complicated or things only Farmers "get." I don't think there's any evidence Carimachet reached the conclusion she did about Nick and Vito from this thread, for example. I mean, maybe she did, but maybe not.

I don't think it's so much that the connections are complicated to make, they just involve players not everyone pays attention to. Like how involved Dax and Vito are with all the Eric stuff might not be known to the average Nick watcher because Dax isn't as funny as Nick is (was) and Vito is a pedo. I do think her conclusion is very easy to come to with regards to just the Nick/Vito friendship, pretty much all of that happens on Xitter.
But also, as Himedall said, parasocial neglect probably pushed her to the point of saying it aloud.

 

[Captain Manning]

So I sent this to the gf and gave me a disheartening possibility on "the lie".

You should have her sign up for an account here. Then marry her and both of you put in for this achievement.

I'm kidding.

It would be funny though.

I don't think it's so much that the connections are complicated to make, they just involve players not everyone pays attention to. Like how involved Dax and Vito are with all the Eric stuff might not be known to the average Nick watcher because Dax isn't as funny as Nick is (was) and Vito is a pedo.

No, but people that have been following Nick for a while know how how hostile he once was to Vito, and can compare it to how he seems around him now. You don't need KiwiFarms for that. You don't even need to follow his Twitter. He shit all over Vito on one of his shows long ago. It's been posted a couple of different times now.

I think @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is correct though. The impetus of her dissatisfaction was probably Nick neglecting his Locals. I mean, she did say in her tweet she left before he started supporting Vito and buying into Dick's bullshit narrative that Vito was only joking about being a "MAP."

Still, whatever the case, I can't exactly fault her for being turned off by Vito.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Just so you know, If you have an issue with Cuties, you are a predator

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[Neetorino]

You should have her sign up for an account here. Then marry her and both of you put in for this achievement.

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I'm kidding.

It would be funny though.

I've already told her about it, she said if there was ever a time she found something interesting to join in on she will be. For now she's content using /snow/ and somehow prefers how imageboards look over forums which is beyond me.

But I agree, it would be very fucking funny.

I think @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is correct though. The impetus of her dissatisfaction was probably Nick neglecting his Locals. I mean, she did say in her tweet she left before he started supporting Vito and buying into Dick's bullshit narrative that Vito was only joking about being a "MAP."

Still, whatever the case, I can't exactly fault her for being turned off by Vito.

Oh yeah that's totally right she did say she left before this new Vito arc.

Just so you know, If you have an issue with Cuties, you are a predator
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Damn I've been ninja'd lol. But yeah, he's talking around the fact that Cuties is the centerpiece to the "Vito the Pedo" claim. "...movie for pedos." Nick, you accept the movie is for pedos, so is Vito, or is he not a pedophile for claiming for quite a long time to have enjoyed the movie and felt just like Max Karson did when he watched the film. He needs to stop responding to anything about Cuties because more and more fans will think how Nick is defending a known pedo-apologist at the best and a full blown pedo at worst and leave just like so many have.

 

[Potatoherder]

My all of 30 second gimp work explains his new position.

Included the original in case someone with some actual skills and isn't half asleep.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Just so you know, If you have an issue with Cuties, you are a predator
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No stalker child. It is you who masturbates to children.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

How does this guy not get tired of owning the Kiwi Farms with his badass life all the time?

 

[Neetorino]

My all of 30 second gimp work explains his new position.
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Included the original in case someone with some actual skills and isn't half asleep.

Here's my take, went to the Eric rant-a-thon for some choice headshots. PNGs included in spoiler.

Spoiler: Transparent PNGs

 

[Durka Lurka]

Another great take Nick. Pour another one out my white bread ass nigga.

 

[Geared Chris]

Do you guys think this trip to maralago (florida) also serves for Nick going to renew his contract with Rumble? IIRC he was constantly talking about his rumble contract only starting the start of January around December last year so I think he signed around November?

He signed the contract on or around Dec. 6, 2022.

His pinned video on Rumble is from the Locals studio on that day. He went to FL to sign the contract. He announces it 5 min into the stream.

He'll get renewed. He's done his job: 152K have converted.

Does Rumble want more? Will they try to 'tell him what to do'? Will they pay him $1M (or whatever it was deduced to be) again?

Those are the questions.

Edit to Add: Rumble headlines him from their main page quite frequently. I'd estimate it's done for 2/3 of his streams (maybe slightly less). They're not giving up on the guy - he's getting 6-8K live views/show just on Rumble.

Edit to my Edit: Added 'live'. YT obviously gets FAR better views after a stream is over.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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I didn't know there was a Hot Topic in Willmar...

Jesus Christ. He's having his midlife crisis isn't he? Tat outfit sure makes it feel like it. I bet he'll get an expensive motorbike next and start sperging about it. That could also explain his sudden change into wanting to be a comedian with JuJu the Cow.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Jesus Christ. He's having his midlife crisis isn't he? Tat outfit sure makes it feel like it. I bet he'll get an expensive motorbike next and start sperging about it. That could also explain his sudden change into wanting to be a comedian with JuJu the Cow.

He has already teased the crotch rocket arc; a Ducati.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

He'll get renewed. He's done his job: 152K have converted.

Does Rumble want more? Will they try to 'tell him what to do'? Will they pay him $1M (or whatever it was deduced to be) again?

I personally think he'll get renewed as well but I don't think he has the numbers to argue for the same or greater pay, I suspect he'll be forced to sign for 25-50% less the high end being they don't make him do the youtube switch he hates. And I think he has to sign whatever they give him at this point or he'll have next to no income comparative to any time since what, late 2018 or early 2019?

 

[Geared Chris]

this is going to sound weird but do you have video of him talking about her birth? i remember him and Kayla going to Knoxville and saying its their first vacation away from the *5* kids and that was almost 5 years ago meaning he was already a fairly popular youtube channel by that point. i'm sure he'd have mentioned her birth or a pregnant Kayla in those super early videos. I think he may have been streaming by then too, probably the earliest videos, lolsuit era

So, I accidentally stumbled onto the timeline while trying to answer PippaKB's question about the contract.

Their 5th baby was born a month before his first video on YT (not a stream). Kayla and Nick discuss it on his 5th-anniversary stream here at 00:28:20 -00:29:30.

 

[paperwork]

Now I remember where I saw these belts in abundance:

Specially at 2:10

that track fucken slaps

 

[A Cardboard Box]

He has already teased the crotch rocket arc; a Ducati.

Yeah and he's going to wreck it, seriously hurting himself or dying. This nigger knows between fuck and all about bikes, and you can tell by how he talks. He threw out Ducati because it's Expensive Brand™ and not because he knows shit about fuck.

He's going to buy a Ducati, and it isn't going to be an FT 2G, even though I'd argue an 800cc is still too much for someone in their 40s that has literally never ridden a bike. No, this nigger is going to go get the Big Boi, he's gonna plunk down 25 racks on something like a Multistrada V4 S, which, as the name implies, has a fucking V4 engine with an 1158cc displacement. The dude is an idiot. Riding is already a dangerous hobby, mainly because you're sitting atop a 500lb missile flying along at 70mph, with only some composite and God preventing your brains from being splattered all over the pavement, all the while trying to be extra careful because you're surrounded by hundreds of 2000lb steel boats cruising at the same speed, being driven by people texting, eating, doing their makeup, or any other number of things.

Do you think the asshole that drove his Rustang around in the middle of the Minnesota winter with summer tires on it is going to be a better rider than he is driver? I don't.