Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
https://www.relay.fm/rocket/62

Wow, wow, wow...just...WOW.

So, when I get looking for new Wu-content, I sometimes pick a new Rocket podcast to listen to.....as I did with this one, without realizing the all-new levels of sperg.

Wu compares, in the first 5 minutes, the girl playing her in "Internet Ruined My Life" to Neve Campbell's joke shame in Scream, imagining she'll be played in the sequel by TOri Spelling.

Wu simultaneously brags, not humble brags but straight brags, while trying to affect a hipster distance from it all. It's pure creamy cringe. She then says, in what seems to be a sincere tone, that the girl who plays her in IRML....

.....could be her twin.

@Jaimas , @Francis York Morgan, I need you guys to listen to this. Need some input here! Somebody!
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"Every possible thing about it just screams 'bad TV movie'." I am honestly shocked Wu has at one point in time, displayed any kind of self awareness. If only he didn't immediately throw it all away by claiming that actress and him were fucking identical. Also the first words out of his mouth are mocking one of the co-hosts for pronouncing "Giant Spacekat" in a silly voice. What a dick.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
https://www.relay.fm/rocket/62

Wow, wow, wow...just...WOW.

So, when I get looking for new Wu-content, I sometimes pick a new Rocket podcast to listen to.....as I did with this one, without realizing the all-new levels of sperg.

Wu compares, in the first 5 minutes, the girl playing her in "Internet Ruined My Life" to Neve Campbell's joke shame in Scream, imagining she'll be played in the sequel by TOri Spelling.

Wu simultaneously brags, not humble brags but straight brags, while trying to affect a hipster distance from it all. It's pure creamy cringe. She then says, in what seems to be a sincere tone, that the girl who plays her in IRML....

.....could be her twin.

@Jaimas , @Francis York Morgan, I need you guys to listen to this. Need some input here! Somebody!
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Went to college with the actress who played Wu. Wu can only dream of looking like her.
 
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Luminous Being said:
DId you know that Daft Punk was "underground" in 1995 and Wu was all about that? Wu also knows about raves and the being arrested because you had E on you or (gasp) were LGBT.

And I'm sitting here, thinking "Wasn't Daft Punk known since their first album?" and look up their chart positions. Sure enough, one of their first records, "Da Funk", released in '95 and is lauded as their first commercial success, with top 100 position in major European markets.

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Their first big Album "Homework" had even greater success in '97.

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But I suppose being unknown in the US means that you're underground or whatever.

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DAMMIT!

First I find out Flynt is in Team Valor, now this bastard dares to mention Lords of Acid, KMFDM, and Orbital. NONE of which are EDM, by the way. Closest to EDM they were was more tencho-ish EBM, over the synth pop EBM.

Oh, and John, the amount of drugs was the whole reason a lot of us went to raves in the first place! It certainly wasn't to look at the skinny raver boys try to act cool with their glow sticks. It was to get fucked up and go hit on the raver chicks that didn't look like they needed to eat a few dozen sandwiches ASAP or die (which were the minority of the girls).
 
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Patrick Buttman said:
Well, that settles it. We should vote for Hillary because that's what little girls want.

In fact, we should all vote based on the whims of little girls. The Secretary of defense is now a pony, the Vice President is Zac Efron, and Kim Kardashian's birthday is now a paid legal holiday.
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People let their kids watch Kim Kardashian? Why would you want your daughter to look up to a porn star?

skeletonfucker said:
I can't wait until Rev 60 comes out on steam. I have a list of at least 5 people I'm going to buy this game for as a gag gift.
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I hope you tell them to refund it so John doesn't get any money.
 
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Next Tuesday, oh boy! There's a C-Wu-Next-Tuesday joke in here somewhere but I'm too tired to be clever about it.

I think the "release it, feed the flames of harassment, launch journo career" stratagem might be Brianna's likely next ploy. The Kickstarter revolt is minor in the grand scheme of things, but I do think she genuinely wants this game to be out. "Woman in tech" is, IMO, secondary to her longtime habit of trying to sell her menagerie of mantiskin. If (when) Rev60:SE flops, she'll use as best she can to springboard to the next endeavor, but I bet you she'll be dragging Holiday and the rest along with her. She might even take another crack at turning it back into a novel.
 
Well...it's a less dumb response than Andrew Dobson gave, I'll give Wu that.

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http://www.themodernman.com/dating/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones.html
 
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OldDayz said:
I like the last sentence of the Steam email: You may choose to list your store page as coming soon to build interest. But no fucking way will John do that because he thinks that his game is already legendary and everyone on Steam knows it's coming.
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And if he do that, the store page is going to have the Discussions open, and we all know what happened last time
 
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Slowboat to China said:
Next Tuesday, oh boy! There's a C-Wu-Next-Tuesday joke in here somewhere but I'm too tired to be clever about it.

I think the "release it, feed the flames of harassment, launch journo career" stratagem might be Brianna's likely next ploy. The Kickstarter revolt is minor in the grand scheme of things, but I do think she genuinely wants this game to be out. "Woman in tech" is, IMO, secondary to her longtime habit of trying to sell her menagerie of mantiskin. If (when) Rev60:SE flops, she'll use as best she can to springboard to the next endeavor, but I bet you she'll be dragging Holiday and the rest along with her. She might even take another crack at turning it back into a novel.
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At this point, that sounds about right. Even though she's a big egomaniac, I think she secretly knows the writing is on the wall for her career in tech/game development. And even if she wanted to continue working in the industry, she's damaged goods and has continually proven herself un-hireable, by way of showing she absolutely refuses to acknowledge honest criticism, accept help, and -most of all- working with others. (Especially men who aren't Frank) She's also burnt so many bridges, even with people she doesn't know, for the aforementioned reasons.

Journalism seems like the next "logical" step. The sad part is that journalism these days, especially online journalism, is such a fucking joke, anyone who's taken a Creative Writing class at a community college could get a job at some online rag without even trying. (Thanks for lowering the standards even lower, Buzzfeed and Gawker) Sad part is I could very well see her getting a journo job at Buzzfeed. Ughhhh... that's like adding syphilis on top of AIDS.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
THE ALT-RIGHT IS RACIST AS FUCK help me find examples plz

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We'll file this next to the savage "Mild world of Milo" takedown piece which JOhn promised, teased, then... *shok de tout les shoks!* .....never mentioned again.

Eat shit, John. Or, in your case, JOhn-chef-ed Blue Apron.
 
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