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Certainly a peak, but definitely not the summit.
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Holy shit that was him too? This guy is a menace, kek. He needs to cover his nasty man-gut and learn to dress.
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Did a bit of digging in the post history of u/ghostswift13 - he's actually married, wife doesn't approve of his x-dressing or painted nails, and Taylor Swift is his "transition goal". You have to feel bad for the wife. It's so much worse than she could ever imagine. Maybe she'll be a future Farmer.
His latest post: "New dress…yes/no?"
That's a no from me, bro.
"New favourite T-shirt" from before he started posting full face pics.
Losing weight is so validating!
This was posted in response to a retarded Taylor Swift transition meme. Lots more like this, not worth posting here.
More as he posts it.
His latest post: "New dress…yes/no?"
That's a no from me, bro.
"New favourite T-shirt" from before he started posting full face pics.
Losing weight is so validating!
This was posted in response to a retarded Taylor Swift transition meme. Lots more like this, not worth posting here.
More as he posts it.
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I'm sorry, give me the troons who dress like sex dolls any day, I find them way less disturbing than whatever this guy is trying to do.
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It is always cheap whores isn't it?
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You know they're all disgusting right? They come in different shades like a lovecraftian rainbow shooting out of a gay man's ass after being gangbanged by the elder Gods.
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Super Hon has been a bit frisky lately, with recent posts and quite informative comments. Her most recent theme: why transition? Another of the delicate ladies on /r/TransLater claims a near-fatal car crash inspired him (link | archive) so our girl chimed in too. Her NDE is more like an NAE, but that’s not the only inspiration.
And there was one choice comment forgotten in the last round-up. She has previously emoted about how, when her PCP was unavailable, she saw another and just clicked and now wants this one instead as her regular PCP. Megs has now discovered what the new doctor specialises in.
She really is beyond parody.
link | archive
That’s awesome.
My journey was a lot like filmmaking. A ton of pre-production hell that took forever, but when it came time for production (ie transition), we actually did the entire thing in a few warp-speed months—rather than the more common few years!
Btw, if you’re still looking for a therapist, DM me. Mine’s amazing and she does Telehealth around the country!
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Oooh! Powerful way to put it, sib! My egg had cracked before I had my brush with death, but part of what had led me on the final journey to egg cracking was, after I turned 40, I started to ask myself how I wanted to die. Not in a suicidal way, but in a how did I want to conclude my life and what example did I want to set.
I was on a path to just fade away as that miserable, depressed man you mentioned. Fortunately, good therapy, some work with psychedelics, and seeing a dear family member transition ahead of time helped me figure out what I needed to do for my mental health.
And now I actually have the emotional energy to stay up with my ADHD kid all night, who’d freaking out because of a massive science project that fell apart on him, and help him rebuild it from scratch without just falling apart myself. (I even consciously realized that my male self couldn’t have had the wherewithal or the confidence to accomplish this project!)
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Thank you for sharing! That’s crazy! I wonder how many of us have had some form of NDE before transitioning?
While it’s not exactly the same thing, I had a near death experience right before my own transition. I was already planning to transition, but it really helped me steel my nerve.
(A speeding taxi swerved around a truck right as I was stepping around the truck. I felt some sort of supernatural presence keep me from completing my step and hung in this crazy-to-describe stasis as the cab ripped across my clothes. Its speed was such that it would’ve flung me into the air to smash my head on the concrete if any part of my body had gotten hit. It was like I watched another dimension spin-off where I was a corpse, but I managed to stay in the dimension where I survived. Spent a lot of time soul searching on the car ride later and deciding I was making the right decision.)
My journey was a lot like filmmaking. A ton of pre-production hell that took forever, but when it came time for production (ie transition), we actually did the entire thing in a few warp-speed months—rather than the more common few years!
Btw, if you’re still looking for a therapist, DM me. Mine’s amazing and she does Telehealth around the country!
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Oooh! Powerful way to put it, sib! My egg had cracked before I had my brush with death, but part of what had led me on the final journey to egg cracking was, after I turned 40, I started to ask myself how I wanted to die. Not in a suicidal way, but in a how did I want to conclude my life and what example did I want to set.
I was on a path to just fade away as that miserable, depressed man you mentioned. Fortunately, good therapy, some work with psychedelics, and seeing a dear family member transition ahead of time helped me figure out what I needed to do for my mental health.
And now I actually have the emotional energy to stay up with my ADHD kid all night, who’d freaking out because of a massive science project that fell apart on him, and help him rebuild it from scratch without just falling apart myself. (I even consciously realized that my male self couldn’t have had the wherewithal or the confidence to accomplish this project!)
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Thank you for sharing! That’s crazy! I wonder how many of us have had some form of NDE before transitioning?
While it’s not exactly the same thing, I had a near death experience right before my own transition. I was already planning to transition, but it really helped me steel my nerve.
(A speeding taxi swerved around a truck right as I was stepping around the truck. I felt some sort of supernatural presence keep me from completing my step and hung in this crazy-to-describe stasis as the cab ripped across my clothes. Its speed was such that it would’ve flung me into the air to smash my head on the concrete if any part of my body had gotten hit. It was like I watched another dimension spin-off where I was a corpse, but I managed to stay in the dimension where I survived. Spent a lot of time soul searching on the car ride later and deciding I was making the right decision.)
And there was one choice comment forgotten in the last round-up. She has previously emoted about how, when her PCP was unavailable, she saw another and just clicked and now wants this one instead as her regular PCP. Megs has now discovered what the new doctor specialises in.
She really is beyond parody.
link | archive
modern family problems
freaking out his son
flip your wig
barrel-chested babe
transphobic supply chain
ms potatohead shoots up
hrt fun
i feel pretty, oh so pretty
hair today, gone tomorrow
my monstrous autism
vintage vamp
mein Kampf mit dem Gewicht
girl with a Go-Pro
pouring one out for my homie’s Reddit account
feels like the first time
chicks dig cars
live action movie reviewing
transdoll Barbie, boundary-busting based mother
random thoughts of a sassy girl
my name is my name
i am 16, going on 17
UTI euphoria
hello boys
Megan Thee Stallion
holy roller
feeling 17, looking 70
that’s ma’amicure
Tori! Tori! Tori!
when Megan met Suzy
gurning from my girl
Be not deceived; God will NOT be mocked.
thunk-provoking
to pee or not to pee
freaking out his son
flip your wig
barrel-chested babe
transphobic supply chain
ms potatohead shoots up
hrt fun
i feel pretty, oh so pretty
hair today, gone tomorrow
my monstrous autism
vintage vamp
mein Kampf mit dem Gewicht
girl with a Go-Pro
pouring one out for my homie’s Reddit account
feels like the first time
chicks dig cars
live action movie reviewing
transdoll Barbie, boundary-busting based mother
random thoughts of a sassy girl
my name is my name
i am 16, going on 17
UTI euphoria
hello boys
Megan Thee Stallion
holy roller
feeling 17, looking 70
that’s ma’amicure
Tori! Tori! Tori!
when Megan met Suzy
gurning from my girl
Be not deceived; God will NOT be mocked.
thunk-provoking
to pee or not to pee
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"Can I ask why you didn't step in?"
Because she's a waitress making minimum wage, bro, not your personal bodyguard.
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Yeah, she's absolutely going to get between you and a group of aggravated male basketball amerikuns and defend you like the delicate, petite little girl at dire risk of sexual assault that you are.
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When your psyop hits your own.
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At his request I've also written him a poem. A haiku, no less, so his weeb ass should be extra delighted. Ahem...
A man in a dress
Ancestors cry out in shame
See the branch: broken
> "No, I won't release it"
Transparent attempt at reverse psychology. Literally no one was asking, my dude.
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Pooner with a rotdog writes a long fanfic about how she went to a gay orgy, and the hottest guys there were into her, knew she was trans, and called her pretty boy.
Reddit
I wonder why it reminded you of reading fan fic lil pooner ?
Went to a gay orgy
I went to a gay orgy this week. It was the first time I've had sex in a bit over three years, and the first time I've had sex post-phallo (without vnectomy).
I was excited bc I've never been to an orgy before, I was invited by a friend and I was just gonna go for the experience and didn't think I'd do more than make out with my friend. But things just kinda flowed.
I think I must be more attractive than I perceive myself to be, bc the two hottest guys at the orgy thought I was the hottest guy there. I made out with them in my underwear for a while and did some heavy petting and humping. I was nervous about doing more bc I've never disclosed to someone in person before, especially not in the middle of sex, but it went well. I know I pass (even other trans guys don't clock me, I have a friend who I met at an FTM event who told me that he thought I was cis when we met) but it turned out most of the guys there were trans-knowledgable, and some had clocked me from my ALT thigh scar after I took off my pants (and probably bc I wasn't getting hard when they stroked me).
The one guy I disclosed to was really sweet about it, he'd been calling me a pretty boy and being so sweet and going slow and being gentle and listening to my nonverbal cues and asking how I felt. and he just said "I'd already figured it out, but thank you for telling me." I felt comfortable enough to move to the bed and take off my underwear after that. The guy who I disclosed to was also the guy I thought was the hottest and been focusing on the most, I've never in my life had someone look at me like that before, he was just looking at me like I was the sexiest thing in the world. Pretty much everyone was into me and I ended up on my hands and knees on top of Hot Guy, making out with him while at least three other guys took turns eating me out. Then I rode Hot Guy's face and then asked him to fuck me. Then I made out with him more while another guy fingered me for a while. And then watched Hot Guy lick my taste off the other guy's fingers and they made out with each other with me in the middle getting fingered by them again.
And Hot Guy just kept calling me hot and Prettyboy the whole night (I think he liked how shy I was and how I'd blush) and looking so sexy and looking at me like I was sexy and I put my fingers in his mouth
and he was so fucking beautiful I couldn't believe he was into me. And at the end of the night we cuddled for a while and then he asked me for my number 
I've never in my life felt desirable like that and it was just exhilarating to feel that way in a group of other gay men. Even though my dysphoria has gone down to near-zero after phallo, I've been really insecure about sexual intimacy and other people seeing my dick bc of the general negativity around phallo penises, the fetishization/preference for trans men without dicks, and general transphobia. Before that night, the only ppl who had seen me naked since phallo had been in medical settings. It was just awesome to have my first sexual experience while having a penis be something that felt so affirming of both my desireability and my gender and sexuality. Like, I was being wanted by so many gay men.
I definitely still need to work on my self-esteem, bc I went home to shower and looked in the mirror and was like "That can't have been real, no way that hot guy thought I was the hottest one there", but I keep remembering the way he looked at me and know it was true. He looked at my face while I rode his lap like I was the sexiest guy ever. You can't fake that.
Aaahhhhhh sorry for the essay I just needed to get this all out of my head. Ahsjdkfldkn
I went to a gay orgy this week. It was the first time I've had sex in a bit over three years, and the first time I've had sex post-phallo (without vnectomy).
I was excited bc I've never been to an orgy before, I was invited by a friend and I was just gonna go for the experience and didn't think I'd do more than make out with my friend. But things just kinda flowed.
I think I must be more attractive than I perceive myself to be, bc the two hottest guys at the orgy thought I was the hottest guy there. I made out with them in my underwear for a while and did some heavy petting and humping. I was nervous about doing more bc I've never disclosed to someone in person before, especially not in the middle of sex, but it went well. I know I pass (even other trans guys don't clock me, I have a friend who I met at an FTM event who told me that he thought I was cis when we met) but it turned out most of the guys there were trans-knowledgable, and some had clocked me from my ALT thigh scar after I took off my pants (and probably bc I wasn't getting hard when they stroked me).
The one guy I disclosed to was really sweet about it, he'd been calling me a pretty boy and being so sweet and going slow and being gentle and listening to my nonverbal cues and asking how I felt. and he just said "I'd already figured it out, but thank you for telling me." I felt comfortable enough to move to the bed and take off my underwear after that. The guy who I disclosed to was also the guy I thought was the hottest and been focusing on the most, I've never in my life had someone look at me like that before, he was just looking at me like I was the sexiest thing in the world. Pretty much everyone was into me and I ended up on my hands and knees on top of Hot Guy, making out with him while at least three other guys took turns eating me out. Then I rode Hot Guy's face and then asked him to fuck me. Then I made out with him more while another guy fingered me for a while. And then watched Hot Guy lick my taste off the other guy's fingers and they made out with each other with me in the middle getting fingered by them again.
And Hot Guy just kept calling me hot and Prettyboy the whole night (I think he liked how shy I was and how I'd blush) and looking so sexy and looking at me like I was sexy and I put my fingers in his mouth
and he was so fucking beautiful I couldn't believe he was into me. And at the end of the night we cuddled for a while and then he asked me for my number I've never in my life felt desirable like that and it was just exhilarating to feel that way in a group of other gay men. Even though my dysphoria has gone down to near-zero after phallo, I've been really insecure about sexual intimacy and other people seeing my dick bc of the general negativity around phallo penises, the fetishization/preference for trans men without dicks, and general transphobia. Before that night, the only ppl who had seen me naked since phallo had been in medical settings. It was just awesome to have my first sexual experience while having a penis be something that felt so affirming of both my desireability and my gender and sexuality. Like, I was being wanted by so many gay men.
I definitely still need to work on my self-esteem, bc I went home to shower and looked in the mirror and was like "That can't have been real, no way that hot guy thought I was the hottest one there", but I keep remembering the way he looked at me and know it was true. He looked at my face while I rode his lap like I was the sexiest guy ever. You can't fake that.
Aaahhhhhh sorry for the essay I just needed to get this all out of my head. Ahsjdkfldkn
I wonder why it reminded you of reading fan fic lil pooner ?
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Some very interesting takes from r/transgenderuk
"muh tories" "muh bigots"
Even though most Tories do not support troonacy, there are Tories who have been very "pro-trans" such as Maria Miller and former PM Teresa May. I bet most of these windowlickers have never stepped foot in mainland Britain.
Troons that moan about LGB wanting to separate from the T have absolutely no self-awareness. It's not the far-right, transphobia, or some evil force that wants to separate the gays from the trannies, it's actual gay people who've had enough of sex pest troons harassing them for not fucking them and being an utter nuisance and detriment to their cause. Chopping your balls off and playing pretend is very different from being sexually attracted to one or two sexes anyways.
"muh fascism" "muh capitalism" "muh violence"
I'd like to see these terminally online redditors define what those terms mean.
TLDR; Groups of people with a "world vs us" mentality are hilariously unaware that the world isn't against them, it's just that they're unpleasant and nobody wants to be around them. The average person is repulsed by their off putting behaviour and said groups subject themselves to ridicule and mockery. Trans people are one of those groups with that mentality. Whenever you see a trans person complain about "transphobia" in a one-sided story, they were probably being extremely obnoxious beforehand.
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majorplayer
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The five o'clock shadow bros
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Gather round fellow Kiwis and let me take you all on a magical journey of autistic proportions. You might have heard about a little game called Baldur's Gate 3 that came out not too long ago. It's an RPG based on DnD that turned out to be a pretty good game. Sadly, since it's a video game and related to DnD it attracted our favorite soap averse people. I won't lie, Baldur's Gate 3 did some pandering and gave people the ability to choose your character's genitals and could plaster them onto a male or female body. Except for boobs, for some reason they don't allow male bodies to bolt on some boobies. You have the choice between five different looking penises and three vulva options which is just choosing how much of a lady jungle you have. Aren't you lucky ladies? Now, you would think this would make the gender special community happy, right? No, never.
Every time I try to read this post I feel my eyes glazing over because it's just too much dumb shit they want. Why focus on writing a compelling story or likable characters when you can spend that time designing a bunch of bodies in various stages of hormonal imbalance! Also, shock and awe FtM trans people are forgotten in favor of their MtF peers again? No way! Say it ain't so.
Larian Studios - Of course you can be non-binary in our game.
NBs - Awesome! *spends $60*
Larian Studios - lol, jk. Get fucked.
A commenter is perplexed about why boobs are tied to the female body type. It's almost like only women have breasts. Someone call the papers! Everyone must know!
I love the whiplash of this post. It went from body shaming to transmen to popularity to disgruntled customer all in a matter of fourteen sentences. What might trigger the very manly dude bros into feeling disgusted with their bodies? My fellow flightless birds, it was this brief cutscene in the game:
For those who don't want to watch, your party interrupts a bugbear trying to throw his hot dog down an ogre's hallway. If you are the barbarian class, you can choose to mock them for their "puny rutting" which just amounts to your character doing finger gestures, pelvis thrusting and smiling like a lunatic.
Finally, I have saved the worst for last. It comes in the form of this breathtaking article from TheGamer about the character creator. It's written by Jade King.
It starts off with the usual sperging that troons are known for anytime they think they might get a sweat drops worth of attention, but then it gets weird. Really fuckin weird. About halfway through the article you get hit with Jade saying they are going to fuck a bear in the game with their very feminine lady dick.
Jade I don't think that's something you should openly be talking about. Sticking your dick in a bear's poop shoot is generally frowned upon. Someone needs to warn the grove about Jade and tell them to speed up the rite of thorns before all the animals get manhandled. Jokes aside, this is apparently something you can do in the game that I was blissfully unaware of until Jade graced me with this knowledge. Thankfully, it's with a consenting druid. Does that make it any less weird or Islamic? Fuck no. Stay the fuck away from Halsin and stay the fuck away from Jade while you're at it too. Jade proceeds to wrap up the article with this:
Why even play as a self insert character with the body traits that you hate? This is a game, you can be anything! Even the sex you so desperately desire to be. The "Disguise Self" spell makes this entire thing pointless as well since it allows you to change your race and gender whenever you want. Wanna be a woman? Boom. Problem solved. Wizard life motherfuckers. Wizards are transphobic. Confirmed.
Every time I try to read this post I feel my eyes glazing over because it's just too much dumb shit they want. Why focus on writing a compelling story or likable characters when you can spend that time designing a bunch of bodies in various stages of hormonal imbalance! Also, shock and awe FtM trans people are forgotten in favor of their MtF peers again? No way! Say it ain't so.
Larian Studios - Of course you can be non-binary in our game.
NBs - Awesome! *spends $60*
Larian Studios - lol, jk. Get fucked.
A commenter is perplexed about why boobs are tied to the female body type. It's almost like only women have breasts. Someone call the papers! Everyone must know!
I love the whiplash of this post. It went from body shaming to transmen to popularity to disgruntled customer all in a matter of fourteen sentences. What might trigger the very manly dude bros into feeling disgusted with their bodies? My fellow flightless birds, it was this brief cutscene in the game:
For those who don't want to watch, your party interrupts a bugbear trying to throw his hot dog down an ogre's hallway. If you are the barbarian class, you can choose to mock them for their "puny rutting" which just amounts to your character doing finger gestures, pelvis thrusting and smiling like a lunatic.
Finally, I have saved the worst for last. It comes in the form of this breathtaking article from TheGamer about the character creator. It's written by Jade King.
It starts off with the usual sperging that troons are known for anytime they think they might get a sweat drops worth of attention, but then it gets weird. Really fuckin weird. About halfway through the article you get hit with Jade saying they are going to fuck a bear in the game with their very feminine lady dick.
Jade I don't think that's something you should openly be talking about. Sticking your dick in a bear's poop shoot is generally frowned upon. Someone needs to warn the grove about Jade and tell them to speed up the rite of thorns before all the animals get manhandled. Jokes aside, this is apparently something you can do in the game that I was blissfully unaware of until Jade graced me with this knowledge. Thankfully, it's with a consenting druid. Does that make it any less weird or Islamic? Fuck no. Stay the fuck away from Halsin and stay the fuck away from Jade while you're at it too. Jade proceeds to wrap up the article with this:
Why even play as a self insert character with the body traits that you hate? This is a game, you can be anything! Even the sex you so desperately desire to be. The "Disguise Self" spell makes this entire thing pointless as well since it allows you to change your race and gender whenever you want. Wanna be a woman? Boom. Problem solved. Wizard life motherfuckers. Wizards are transphobic. Confirmed.
majorplayer
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Narcgasm if I ever saw one. It almost feels intentional. I want to punch him in the face.
Or stab him through the heart so he knows how it feels
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Never give them anything, because it'll never be enough. You'll never be able to satisfy their desires, never be able to anticipate the lengths they'll go to make themselves feel different and wronged. There'll always be one last bit of variation, one obscure acknowledgement that you missed, and if there isn't, they'll come up with one.
And in their eyes, you'll be only a little better than the phobes, the hateful, the fascists.
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