Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Poop Shoot]

I’d bet my last baldo that Grandpa will be financing the children’s educations.

 

[Geared Chris]

He has said that all his children want to be streamers. He has said that he has suggested they do something with music. He has said he wants to add a music studio to the house.

The oldest is technically inclined and programs things for Roblox, but Nick has called university degrees useless, so I think he has not planned for them to have funds for a field of study. Maybe Nick counts on his parents to foot their bill like they did for himself.

I don't believe ANY of this (from Nick - though, yes, he's said these things).

He also once responded to a Superchat approximately a year ago that complained about taking a kid on college tours. Nick said something like 'I don't look forward to that'. He knows he'll be doing it.

The kids (or most) are going to college. It's virtue-signalling bullshit that right-wing streamer dads are doing to court their angry working-class audience. Even Joe spews this shit about college being a waste of time. Meanwhile, every single one of his 6 kids who are old enough (3-4 of the 6, I believe, and that includes a daughter or two) have college degrees.

 

[Anticipointment]

One of these things is not like the other
One of these things is not the same...
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Post could apply to dingbat Sally being the only non-lawyer on the panel or Sally’s botched boob job. One of those tits needs a tweak. She’s got them different sizes & hanging at different heights. On another woman it wouldn’t be an issue, but the puzzling fact that this married mother / step-grandmother(?) insists on taking every opportunity to show off her misaligned silicone chest is so goofy.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Branca sees femoid, Brance seethes.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't believe ANY of this (from Nick - though, yes, he's said these things).

He also once responded to a Superchat approximately a year ago that complained about taking a kid on college tours. Nick said something like 'I don't look forward to that'. He knows he'll be doing it.

The kids (or most) are going to college. It's virtue-signalling bullshit that right-wing streamer dads are doing to court their angry working-class audience. Even Joe spews this shit about college being a waste of time. Meanwhile, every single one of his 6 kids who are old enough (3-4 of the 6, I believe, and that includes a daughter or two) have college degrees.

I don't think "new Nick" gives a shit about liberal indoctrination, and even if he did there are conservative private colleges in the U.S.. The whole liberal indoctrination thing isn't an insurmountable barrier, if it even were one.

That said, whether they're going to any of them or not, I can't say. That might be a bit optimistic. My biggest concerns there would be that Nick's income has dropped considerably, he's burning through a lot of money on the Monty lawsuit, and he's spending a lot of additional money on stupid crap.

IOW, I don't know if he's set aside the money for it. That assumes preparation and forward thinking, and that's a dangerous assumption to make with Nick now. I think the problem might end up being more financial than philosophical, regardless of what he's telling his audience.

 

[AnOminous]

His speech patterns are so faggy and annoying at this point that I can barely even hatewatch him anymore without being overcome with the urge to buy him a plane ticket to Iran so they can throw him off the nearest roof.

I think the most punchable one is where he's almost audibly inserting periods into the middle of sentences, like he's talking to a retard, especially when the dumb bullshit he's saying is itself absolutely buttfuck retarded gaslighting. Who is this supposed to fool?

 

[Post Reply]

Branca sees femoid, Brance seethes.

Branca has to be the second biggest loser from Lawtube. I used to respect that guy lmao, dating all the way back to the Trayvon Martin case a decade ago. At least he still has a law practice though, and can occasionally set aside his internet retardation to make money.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think the most punchable one is where he's almost audibly inserting periods into the middle of sentences, like he's talking to a retard, especially when the dumb bullshit he's saying is itself absolutely buttfuck retarded gaslighting. Who is this supposed to fool?

You answered your own question: Retards.

I mean, you've seen his Locals, right?

The answer is it's fooling retards.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway skip to about 5 months ago I made a comment under one of his Rumble videos about him having Vito on, all I said was I can't watch while that fat fuck was on, and by God did he have a meltdown... To quote "Don't fucking watch then".

Same energy.

All it will take is one Media Matters piece and Nick's channel will be history. No one will be riding to his rescue this time. He has made himself very cancellable.

Nick has rendered himself so irrelevant that nobody even cares. It will take him doing something that forces their hand, like going on some drunk-ass fedpost rant.

 

[Shagedan]

It's been speculated a number of different times that there's probably a lot of gaslighting going on in the Rekieta household.

It’s not Nick OR Kayla. It’s their ODD youngest daughter.
“I. Do not. Want. Chicken nuggets for dinner. But I. Cannot. Eat, pasta casserole, father. So I have to have chicken NUGGETS, father. I’m trying to HELP you, you pasty fake lawyer. It’s actually EASIER to make chicken nuggets than for mother to make a whole casserole! How can you not understand that, you closeted faggot?”

 

[Geared Chris]

It’s not Nick OR Kayla. It’s their ODD youngest daughter.
“I. Do not. Want. Chicken nuggets for dinner. But I. Cannot. Eat, pasta casserole, father. So I have to have chicken NUGGETS, father. I’m trying to HELP you, you pasty fake lawyer. It’s actually EASIER to make chicken nuggets than for mother to make a whole casserole! How can you not understand that, you closeted faggot?”

Okay, I did choke on my wine. It's actually their 4th kid, 2nd daughter who has the ODD, and I hereby adore her.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

They obviously invited her on for her intellect
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What in the fuck am I reading?

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

What in the fuck am I reading?

No way she can't be a legitimate lawyer. The bar must've got sucked off in it's entirety if she passed it.

 

[Kit Marz]

This is a little older, but it really shows that hes been going down this road for a while and that Josh did try to continue the benefit of the doubt for quite a while. This MATI clip from the beginning of the year popped up on my feed and I completely forgot about Nick's little rant about how he's 41 and now he's finally free. The section starts at 12:50. He says that we don't understand that he's been working for someone else his whole life and he just wants to live for himself. It's the most narcissistic and childish complaint ever. He doesn't get to be "free," he has a wife and five kids he's supposed to dedicate his life to. The irony is that he isn't free, I really truly believe he's a full blown alcoholic and he has allowed it to control his life. I used to like him, but I stopped watching shortly after the Depp trial because I didn't subscribe to hear about his sex life.

Also, there's a bottle lick at 7:40

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I'll go against the grain and say I think the leather blazer suits him fairly well, in a kind of sleazy drug mule sort of way.

The studded belt on the other hand was a completely awful choice and looked ridiculous. If he instead wore an understated fine leather belt and some simple jewelry, I think the outfit could have worked for what it was.

I dont want to be mean but man she has huge man hands.
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Did you just inadvertently discover facetune warp distortion on her butt? Look at the pool edge line on each side of her forearm. The area between her arm and butt looks all fucked up.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Did you just inadvertently discover facetune warp distortion on her butt?

The entire picture is stretched and facetuned to hell. Just look at the size of their feet compared to their heads. And Kayla’s arm is looking suspiciously lumpy. If you un-tilt and un-stretch the photo they look slightly more human.

Original from Rumble:


Un-tilted, un-stretched:

 

[Captain Manning]

What in the fuck am I reading?

It's a tweet from Sally.

DON'T LOOK AT IT!

No way she can't be a legitimate lawyer. The bar must've got sucked off in it's entirety if she passed it.

She's not. She's just some wine thot that started following Nick on Locals a while back. Earlier in the year, people like her were most of Nick's audience. We think Himedall chased a lot of them off with her logging of their degeneracy. Now he's mainly reduced to mouth breathing lolbertarian idiots who think things in the Constitution are unconstitutional.

As to why she's on a show with three lawyers, you got me stumped.

Speaking of, I don't think we've had a log drop in a while. Anything good @Himedall All-seeing Waifu?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Branca has to be the second biggest loser from Lawtube. I used to respect that guy lmao, dating all the way back to the Trayvon Martin case a decade ago. At least he still has a law practice though, and can occasionally set aside his internet retardation to make money.

What did he do that was so bad? I haven't followed the Balldoverse in a long time outside of occasionally checking out this thread, so I still remember Branca as the somewhat normal self defense lawyer.

 

[قطع رأس البواب]

Hey guys, good evening
A few days back my kid got some virus which meant I got the virus. And yesterday J was in bed and had an actual fever dream. I could see myself outside myself and zoom out like I was God playing the sims in my life. I could move around and when I turned on no-clip I discovered a hidden underground bunker where Jigsaw from the Saw movie franchise was testing Nick to see if he could save the life of Rekieta discord moderator, disgraced marine, and revenge pornographer “Speck-tree.” Ultimately dream-nick didn’t care much about his paypig and his head was violently removed in a horrible Rube Goldberg machine.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

This is a little older, but it really shows that hes been going down this road for a while and that Josh did try to continue the benefit of the doubt for quite a while. This MATI clip from the beginning of the year popped up on my feed and I completely forgot about Nick's little rant about how he's 41 and now he's finally free. The section starts at 12:50. He says that we don't understand that he's been working for someone else his whole life and he just wants to live for himself. It's the most narcissistic and childish complaint ever. He doesn't get to be "free," he has a wife and five kids he's supposed to dedicate his life to. The irony is that he isn't free, I really truly believe he's a full blown alcoholic and he has allowed it to control his life. I used to like him, but I stopped watching shortly after the Depp trial because I didn't subscribe to hear about his sex life.

Also, there's a bottle lick at 7:40

I still take umbridge with Null calling the Challenger a nigger car. The challenger is a muscle car with a history. The Charger, however, is for niggers and nigger loving white women.