Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Flaming Dumpster]

Skimmed through that Kiwi tapes video. Discovered the recipe for YouTube success: Click Next Highlight -> Right click -> Save video as

Dude talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded. He needs to hit up Mr. Christmas for some of the finest Bossmancrack then maybe the video won't take fucking 15 minutes to show me the same 5 Bossman clips over and over while moralizing about how SAD it is he's trashing his parents house.

Completely skips over the multiple casino sponsorship arcs, doesn't even mention how recent the Keno phenomenon is, no mention of drugs, never explains rats, and celebrates Bossman's Kick ban (he'll be back soon anyway). This guy is a retard, Bossman is the best advertisement for never gambling and all deplatforming him achieves is just him gambling at 4am with the webcam off.

The fact he mentions he can't use a lot of the clips due to copyrighted music . Bossman is a genius, it's the ultimate rat defense mechanism.

Oh and this faggot links to rat clip channels like Mr. William Baptist's xqccontent but not the forum thread where 99% of the content can be found nor BossmanJack's YouTube channel. Unreal.

 

[AnOminous]

Chanced was also just up for a couple of days when they started sponsoring Austin. I am starting to see a pattern here.

Probably that they're marketing to suckers and they see both Chance and his audience as exactly that. They can really give him as much money as they like, the "sponsorship" is basically free since this jackass will just donk it all off every day anyway.

 

[arc minsk]

Completely skips over the multiple casino sponsorship arcs, doesn't even mention how recent the Keno phenomenon is, no mention of drugs, never explains rats, and celebrates Bossman's Kick ban (he'll be back soon anyway). This guy is a retard, Bossman is the best advertisement for never gambling and all deplatforming him achieves is just him gambling at 4am with the webcam off.

honestly it sounds like he only listened to the parts that MATI covered and maybe some slavepig in their discord clipped a few outrageous wall smashing moments (right click > saved from here of course). this thread is only 300 pages and you can pretty easily find the big moments. lazy trash. also, as i said, they're doing editing on the free software that's below DaVinci or on a phone i'm pretty sure so i think that's why you don't see very complicated timelines.

i don't know what people's opinion of mike david from redbar are, his thread is pretty small so im guessing not that hated, but if you want to be a shit talker and a fools watcher then you have to give yourself an image that is better than the losers you are trashing if you are going to take people's money through ads or superchats or memberships. these fucking people are thieves at best. these guys are lower quality than DSP or Ethan Ralph but are acting like moral arbiters and upright citizens who have it all together and who you should take information from.

 

[KokoDekka]

I have no problem with Kiwitapes, but I wish he wouldn't pretend like he discovered all this by himself browsing the forum. Just credit Null and others, and say your piece.

 

[arc minsk]

I have no problem with Kiwitapes, but I wish he wouldn't pretend like he discovered all this by himself browsing the forum. Just credit Null and others, and say your piece.

and buy a new mic. my soliloquies are written directly to him and not information for this thread. buy a new mic if you are going to take people's money. buy one for smokey, too. they're making hundreds of dollars a show and doing DSP from 2010 videos.

 

[AnOminous]

austin finds least drugged blackjack dealer

I can't even see the dealer's upcard half the time. Has anyone watched to see if this guy actually even plays basic strategy correctly?

 

[Kees H]

Posting this here because I'm not sure it has been as of yet and I just found it hiding in a sub-folder.

The original of the Bossman profile picture/background where he DUNKS ON THEM FUCKING RATS

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For optimal use, make sure to set it as your background and stretch to fit.

Prestretched for the people who miss the stretched version on his stream:

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I can't even see the dealer's upcard half the time. Has anyone watched to see if this guy actually even plays basic strategy correctly?

Bossman has said there is no perfect way to play Blackjack. He doesn't understand basic strategy and had to be told to split aces.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Holy shit guys.

I just finished looking through all 357 pages of this thread. I've never been more intrigued by a lolcow before.

A Rollercoaster of wins and losses. Over a million wagered in a matter of months. Learning the mathematics and mechanics behind gambling. The legality and shadiness of online gambling. The psychology and effects of gambling (and drug abuse). Thieving cats, raccoons, aliens and anime girls. Broken walls, headsets, cups, pipes and chairs. Buck broken, abused parents. Niggerfaggot weenery. Paranoid schizophrenia driven ratquisitions. 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS LOST IN MINUTES. NO HONDA CIVICS.

Jesus Christ what a ride. I looked over this guy at first, but now I see what the deal is. What a find.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Holy shit guys.

I just finished looking through all 357 pages of this thread. I've never been more intrigued by a lolcow before.

A Rollercoaster of wins and losses. Over a million wagered in a matter of months. Learning the mathematics and mechanics behind gambling. The legality and shadiness of online gambling. The psychology and effects of gambling (and drug abuse). Thieving cats, raccoons, aliens and anime girls. Broken walls, headsets, cups, pipes and chairs. Buck broken, abused parents. Niggerfaggot weenery. Paranoid schizophrenia driven ratquisitions. 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS LOST IN MINUTES. NO HONDA CIVICS.

Jesus Christ what a ride. I looked over this guy at first, but now I see what the deal is. What a find.

Don't forget to drop by Sneedchat and watch him live with us!

 

[Kees H]

Bossman has said there is no perfect way to play Blackjack. He doesn't understand basic strategy and had to be told to split aces.

Yeah, everytime he splits an ace it's because chat reminds him that's a possibility, if he's reading chat and not sperging out on his blackjack game, or he sees someone else at the table do it.

He has said on stream that he plays on "how he feels about the cards" and that that's the best strategy, so I guess he's happy to donate the money to the casino.

 

[AnOminous]

Bossman has said there is no perfect way to play Blackjack. He doesn't understand basic strategy and had to be told to split aces.

Except there literally is, at least for any given set of rules.

 

[internet friend]

Except there literally is, at least for any given set of rules.

Fucking know it all rat! If you're so good at blackjack why don't you win and juice bossmanjack, huh?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

>Be me, touching grass
>Haven't checked on BMJ all weekend, wonder if he's doing well with his new sponsor?
>Get sudden Discord notification:
>

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking know it all rat! If you're so good at blackjack why don't you win and juice bossmanjack, huh?

Used to do it pretty often. There used to be ridiculous bonuses so you could just play basic strategy while working a bonus and make lots of money because the bonus exceeded the house edge. They'd eventually ban you if you just raped it over and over, but you could get away with a lot back then.

Bonus whoring options are nearly dead now, though.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

>when you scroll rainbet menu endlessly but keno is nowhere seen
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austin finds least drugged blackjack dealer
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¡webps for impatient rats!

why do all the live girls look so confused and scared? are they in the hamas tunnels or somthing?

 

[AnOminous]

why do all the live girls look so confused and scared? are they in the hamas tunnels or somthing?

Probably, yes. They're more or less sex slaves.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Probably, yes. They're more or less sex slaves.

They're well trained in the erotic art of findom.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Typical normie video. Disgust at a platform and calls to action to get it shut down. "Wahh what about the kids". Lol, if Kick or Twitch creates a generation of little bossmanjacks then it's because they have parents and temperments like bossmanjack. Not to say that the sites aren't scummy but god, am I sick of youtube moral fagging. Kiwitapes more like kiwifag.

BMJ was trying to boost cars/steal stereos and being driven by his own mother to the crack den long before he became the Wolf of Keno Street.

I too hate those arguments because it removes any and all responsibility from the shitty parents. And even try to make us forget WHY a lot of otherwise normal people become shitty parents ie. working 24/7 just to make ends meet, let kid be raised by predatory internet fuckers. As a handwave, it's almost akin to this generation's "videogames did Columbine".

 

[30+GameOvers]

Holy shit guys.

I just finished looking through all 357 pages of this thread. I've never been more intrigued by a lolcow before.

A Rollercoaster of wins and losses. Over a million wagered in a matter of months. Learning the mathematics and mechanics behind gambling. The legality and shadiness of online gambling. The psychology and effects of gambling (and drug abuse). Thieving cats, raccoons, aliens and anime girls. Broken walls, headsets, cups, pipes and chairs. Buck broken, abused parents. Niggerfaggot weenery. Paranoid schizophrenia driven ratquisitions. 60 THOUSAND DOLLARS LOST IN MINUTES. NO HONDA CIVICS.

Jesus Christ what a ride. I looked over this guy at first, but now I see what the deal is. What a find.

Definitely a lolcow of the year contestant for me