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I don't care if she's Hillary Clinton reincarnated or some shit. I want Laswell as a playable operator.
Oh, and a throwaway line in MWII confirms her sexuality.
Call of Duty Thread - Potential return to form? Or nothing but cope on the horizon? You decide!
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Oh, and a throwaway line in MWII confirms her sexuality.
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I like Laswell. I think she was a decent introduction, as for the lesbian, yeah. I'd say 90% of women in the military are lesbians.
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If she was a LITTLE older, she'd be perfect. Like Ingrid Bergman from the 70s old. Then again, I'm just thirsty for ANY enjoyment from CoD.
Why on Earth are they allowing these wacky cosmetics day 1?
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I really don't see why Laswell shouldn't be an operator. I mean, I wouldn't buy her but I don't spend money on that shit anyways, but I know they made Hudson an operator in Cold War so...
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Because that's what people pay money for. This is what the franchise is now, Fortnite 2.0
Everybody who bought these cosmetics at anytime is to blame BTW. Somehow, I managed to never buy any of these despite playing COD for years, only exception being when I had a gift card given to me so I bought the Ultimis and Victis Zombies characters for Blackout in BO4. For any money I earned, not a single drop went towards this bullshit, but it looks like I am in the minority here.
And the single player, and the "new" zombies mode which is just Outbreak 2.0
Remember, this was literally going to be an expansion pack for MWII/5/2022 until the projections for the third quarter started to look grim
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If you're going to have clowns and cartoon characters be operators, I can't object to having late-middle-aged female operators with bird-like frames. Or, to put it another way, they already made me accept the 2021 BMW Series 530i with optional heated seating in Middle Earth, so, sure, can't really object to the elderly women fighters.
It doesn't take that many people to ruin a game. The memberberries crap costs, what $5 to $6 a hit? And each one takes an artists maybe 2 or 3 days to make. So each person who buys only one spends around an extra 10% on the game. You don't need a majority of the players to buy in to make it worth it, only enough that number goes up. And on the flip side, there aren't enough people who are turned off by seeing cartoon characters in our military shooter to stop buying it.
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So, uh, I heard the new game was not received all that well
Who would have thought that recycling so many assets from the previous games, blatantly lying about this being a "full pledged sequel" priced at 70$ instead of a meekly expansion pack AND being half assed with every bit of new content in the game, along with mixed reactions of the last several games would leave even IGN and the rest of the cattle consoomer fanbase reeling in disgust? WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?!
Apparently No Russian is a shitty cinematic now and Soap dies like a bitch(no build up like in OG). I could consider spoiling this information, but honestly these are just the same story beats we've seen a decade ago, you had time. I guess one thing is different: Makarov is NOT a communist, but rather an ANTI-COMMUNIST and apparently he is fueled by his hatred of USA and EU this time, not by his ultra-nationalism towards Russia? Because RUSSIA BAD I guess, and so is any form of patriotism? Honestly, seems like a complete fart of a series finale. Say what you want about how lazy of an asset swap OG MW3 was, at least it ended WELL and had great story/setpieces in single player.
Did you like that Warzone esque open world mission from MWII? Guess what, most missions are like this now! Players finally got what they wanted: an open world COD campaign, shame it had to be the shitty one! Even open world zombies aren't going to save this game...because we had that in Cold War and it wasn't as warmly received by fans(read: only people who care about Zombies) as Activision might have hoped. It will not be a game seller, if anything the fact that you can transfer your fortnite skins might play a bigger factor here since only the most desperate paypiggies still play this shitty game at this point.
Wish I could say I was surprised, but like I already said, the writing was on the wall for a long time now. I was excited about the reboot and the new take on the MW setting, but they started fucking up long before MWII was even announced, starting with removing "problematic" announcers and shoehorning Warzone in MW2019. This was the inevitable conclusion, since the series never course corrected.
But hey, here is some silver lining, COD stans: At least it's still better than Godhand!
Party Babyz chads are the ones who stay winning, of course.
Edit: Gamespot review is out.
No threads about it on /v/, it is just that irrelevant and even /vg/'s /codg/ isn't defending it anymore. Apparently even redditors have finally noticed that Warzone completely fuined nu-MW. Hate to tell you so, but...I told you so, Warzone was the exact point I jumped off since I saw the writing on the wall
Edit: More SledgehammerTM Quality
Context for last one: You are a hostage, but you get gunned own by security anyways, because...reasons, I guess
Don't have any proof for this one, but it seems sketchy if true
This one I had saved for weeks now, but it aged well, didn't it?
This one was deleted off of /codg/ thread and I had to use archive sites to grab it. Jannies are trannies, breaking news. Still funny to see, I guess most of the playercards and emblems will be LGBTQ shit again
Who would have thought that recycling so many assets from the previous games, blatantly lying about this being a "full pledged sequel" priced at 70$ instead of a meekly expansion pack AND being half assed with every bit of new content in the game, along with mixed reactions of the last several games would leave even IGN and the rest of the cattle consoomer fanbase reeling in disgust? WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?!
Apparently No Russian is a shitty cinematic now and Soap dies like a bitch(no build up like in OG). I could consider spoiling this information, but honestly these are just the same story beats we've seen a decade ago, you had time. I guess one thing is different: Makarov is NOT a communist, but rather an ANTI-COMMUNIST and apparently he is fueled by his hatred of USA and EU this time, not by his ultra-nationalism towards Russia? Because RUSSIA BAD I guess, and so is any form of patriotism? Honestly, seems like a complete fart of a series finale. Say what you want about how lazy of an asset swap OG MW3 was, at least it ended WELL and had great story/setpieces in single player.
Did you like that Warzone esque open world mission from MWII? Guess what, most missions are like this now! Players finally got what they wanted: an open world COD campaign, shame it had to be the shitty one! Even open world zombies aren't going to save this game...because we had that in Cold War and it wasn't as warmly received by fans(read: only people who care about Zombies) as Activision might have hoped. It will not be a game seller, if anything the fact that you can transfer your fortnite skins might play a bigger factor here since only the most desperate paypiggies still play this shitty game at this point.
Wish I could say I was surprised, but like I already said, the writing was on the wall for a long time now. I was excited about the reboot and the new take on the MW setting, but they started fucking up long before MWII was even announced, starting with removing "problematic" announcers and shoehorning Warzone in MW2019. This was the inevitable conclusion, since the series never course corrected.
But hey, here is some silver lining, COD stans: At least it's still better than Godhand!
Party Babyz chads are the ones who stay winning, of course.
Edit: Gamespot review is out.
No threads about it on /v/, it is just that irrelevant and even /vg/'s /codg/ isn't defending it anymore. Apparently even redditors have finally noticed that Warzone completely fuined nu-MW. Hate to tell you so, but...I told you so, Warzone was the exact point I jumped off since I saw the writing on the wall
Edit: More SledgehammerTM Quality
Context for last one: You are a hostage, but you get gunned own by security anyways, because...reasons, I guess
Don't have any proof for this one, but it seems sketchy if true
This one I had saved for weeks now, but it aged well, didn't it?
This one was deleted off of /codg/ thread and I had to use archive sites to grab it. Jannies are trannies, breaking news. Still funny to see, I guess most of the playercards and emblems will be LGBTQ shit again
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When even a late-2000s Ubisoft shovelware is still winning as of late year of our lord 2023, then ActiBlizz knew they've fucked upBut hey, here is some silver lining, COD stans: At least it's still better than Godhand!
Party Babyz chads are the ones who stay winning, of course.
wholetthegodsout
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This is real monkey paw shit. Microsoft in search of something to maintain their relevance and increase game pass subs spends 60 billion dollars buying Activision and COD. The moment the deal closes they release this slop.
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To be fair, soap is supposed to be a big player in zombies. If he doesn't show up in season 1 and beyond, well that might be some sort of sign.
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Apparently Victor Zakhaev(aka the kid who blows his brains out in COD4) is also in the mode, but...who gives a shit? Time to include MW characters in Zombies was about 10 years ago, or when MW2019 was releasing. Nobody cares anymore, the main draw of the games now is Warzone, and it looks like both single player and zombies are just a way to advertise the mode some more in MWIII: EVERYTHING has to be open world looty shooty stealthy now without any nuance.
Anyways, if nothing else at least /codg/ will be coping for another year, like they have been with MWII and Vanguard, little bit of Cope War and that's good enough for me.
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8chan.moe has a somewhat active COD thread on their /v/, but the board is also pretty much dead and filled with pedos. It also has it's own thread here with it's own drama.
I don't really think there is much to say about the new game anyways, it's shit and people are gonna bully COD fans for at least a couple of weeks. It's much funnier to see these tranny redditors on 4chan squirm than seeing the few remaining 8chan posters (rightfully) dogpiling the game.
Watch for "Multiplayer/Zombies is going to save it!" or "I like it, fuck you" or "You are clearly a redditor/pol chud/tourist so fuck you" cope, those are the best.
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They reused the song from one of the old school MW2 trailers for the new MW3 trailer.
Old trailer from 13 years ago.
Trailer for nu MW3 trailer.
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Anime avatar on /codg/ has an opinion: fucks ups spoilers and copes about how the game "wasn't that bad, guys!"
Of course the NPC spouts out the NPC opinion that "BO3/Ghosts was worse!", probably not even playing a minute of either game and just copying his takes from shill man or other youtube slop producers
There is that line again: "I'm excited about the Multiplayer"!
You already played the game, dummy, this is literally just going to be MWII all over again. You mean you're excited for the MW2 Map Pack Expansion, which will just give you the same maps people played in 2009?
Newsflash: Back then, COD was a fast paced Arcade shooter, MWIII ain't it, it's still likely the "tacticool realism" simulator like MW2019 and MWII tried to be, so the maps likely won't even mash well.
In other news, it seems hackers are on the game like flies on shit already. I think this was mentioned, but it's getting traction now. Predicted this would happen ever since hackers cracked the newer games and started RAT-ting people's hardware in Cold War and MWII
Of course the NPC spouts out the NPC opinion that "BO3/Ghosts was worse!", probably not even playing a minute of either game and just copying his takes from shill man or other youtube slop producers
There is that line again: "I'm excited about the Multiplayer"!
You already played the game, dummy, this is literally just going to be MWII all over again. You mean you're excited for the MW2 Map Pack Expansion, which will just give you the same maps people played in 2009?
Newsflash: Back then, COD was a fast paced Arcade shooter, MWIII ain't it, it's still likely the "tacticool realism" simulator like MW2019 and MWII tried to be, so the maps likely won't even mash well.
In other news, it seems hackers are on the game like flies on shit already. I think this was mentioned, but it's getting traction now. Predicted this would happen ever since hackers cracked the newer games and started RAT-ting people's hardware in Cold War and MWII
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Fuck you, ghosts was fun, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. Call of duty The Dark Knight Rises was a fucking amazing campaign and you're a fag if you think otherwise. It also gave us the honey badger, my precious friend.
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That tard can fall in a tar pit. BO3 and Ghosts, feel like high art from beyond time by comparison. They respected your time and dollar more than this (however sad or not that may be).
We’re actually seeing almost a united front opinion on this game, which is rare as hell today. They did a lot wrong.
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Completely agree. I should mention that /codg/, like most 4chan generals, is filled to the brim with the people(trannies) of the shittiest takes and "contrarian",(Read: got them from a youtube video) opinions so they represent the worst part of the already shitty fanbase. Oh, and it's full of anime shitters and coomers, but I am repeating myself.
Funny that they mention BO3, since that game's campaign was originally going to have open world missions, but apparently they couldn't get that to work so they went with linear ones. MWIII has almost all of the campaign off the rails on Warzone-esque open world sandbox missions and, well...we see where that got them.
With MW 2 II Electric Boogaloo done as a trilogy, I wonder what they will ruin next? Apparently the next Treyarch game is supposed to be a reboot of BO2 and take place both in 2025 and Gulf War, and I couldn't give enough of a shit. If they ruined MW2 and 3, they will ruin BO2 as well.
Edit: Going to avoid Double Posting, but here is what some creators I noticed are saying about MWIII:
Blame Truth has about the right reaction to the ongoing COD drama. Here is his first page of content
Meanwhile, enter the mind of a schizophrenic JBowenDaMan, who is infamous for flip-flopping on his opinions, sometimes on daily bases and making clickbait titles for his videos. A journey told in one wall of video titles (Read from bottom right to top left)
Total cope about how "Sledgehammer is going to BTFO Infinity Ward, guys!", to only then make a video twice as long on how "Sledgehammer gave it their best shot, guys!"
Don't watch many other COD creators anymore since most quit or sold out, but I bet there is some more treasure trove of reactions out there.
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