TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

[Arthur Morgan]

Lindsay had to effectively nuke her career just to avoid being canceled. It wasn’t going well anyway but she has to be low key for the foreseeable future. She still gets a comfortable six figures from her simps of course.

I still feel like it was more she saw being cancelled as the opportunity to nuke her career to go out and be more than just a Youtuber at long last. The problem with that is you have to have something more to offer than just a bunch of opinions on pop culture and what it means if you want to be a novelist or film maker. Which she doesn't.

She would have been better off making a documentary through Netflix or something, but that's too close to home and she needs to prove she's an amazing story teller.

 

[ShitLurker]

Six figures from the simps, AND still hyped up like she matters by breadtube losers like Todd in the Shadows.

Has there ever been a bigger cuck than Todd? Jesus fuck,they broke up like 15 years ago

 

[Boston Brand]

Has there ever been a bigger cuck than Todd? Jesus fuck,they broke up like 15 years ago

Fuckin' right? That had to have been some completely life changing pussy.

Funniest part is, Lindsay will give him the Moviebob treatment the instant that benefits her more than having a simping hypeman.

 

[grapeshark77]

Oh, Lindsay uploaded another Nebula video last month, nobody cares. It's called "The Life and Death of Family Friendly Vegas". Here's her Patreon text where she promotes it than immediately reminds everyone to give her MORE MONEY to watch it.

Spoiler: Nebula Tier

Was Las Vegas the best family destination of the 90’s? Well, they certainly tried.

Important note: as mentioned in an update from a couple months ago, anyone who wants access to my Nebula originals needs to re-subscribe at the Nebula tier. Go to memberships at the top of this page and subscribe to “Nebula”, it is the only option. If you don’t want access to Nebula originals, or you have a Nebula subscription independent from this Patreon page, then you don’t need to do anything.

Edit: okay so predictably there is some technical issue, I’m working on it to try to figure out what the problem is.

Edit: Okay, it should hopefully work now - reminder, you need to resubscribe at the new tier if you want access, you can’t change tiers or raise prices on Patreon. The tier and any money you subscribe only change if you change it.

I was looking into Nebula and I understand them even less. They kicked a guy off for being pro-Palestine which is weird for a Breadtube site. Their Reddit is 99% deleted posts because if you complain they remove you. If you post something normal the CEO immediately hops in and starts replying. Weird.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Oh, Lindsay uploaded another Nebula video last month, nobody cares. It's called "The Life and Death of Family Friendly Vegas". Here's her Patreon text where she promotes it than immediately reminds everyone to give her MORE MONEY to watch it.

Spoiler: Nebula Tier

Was Las Vegas the best family destination of the 90’s? Well, they certainly tried.

Important note: as mentioned in an update from a couple months ago, anyone who wants access to my Nebula originals needs to re-subscribe at the Nebula tier. Go to memberships at the top of this page and subscribe to “Nebula”, it is the only option. If you don’t want access to Nebula originals, or you have a Nebula subscription independent from this Patreon page, then you don’t need to do anything.

Edit: okay so predictably there is some technical issue, I’m working on it to try to figure out what the problem is.

Edit: Okay, it should hopefully work now - reminder, you need to resubscribe at the new tier if you want access, you can’t change tiers or raise prices on Patreon. The tier and any money you subscribe only change if you change it.

I was looking into Nebula and I understand them even less. They kicked a guy off for being pro-Palestine which is weird for a Breadtube site. Their Reddit is 99% deleted posts because if you complain they remove you. If you post something normal the CEO immediately hops in and starts replying. Weird.

I never realized that Lindsay was still making videos. Then again, most people don't care about her, or her shitty videos.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

I never realized that Lindsay was still making videos. Then again, most people don't care about her, or her shitty videos.

Not suprising considering Lindsay's been making videos exclusively for Nebula and her Patreon for over a year now. Unless you want to pay to watch her videos, there's no way for you to be able to watch her new videos. In this way, she effectively shut off haters, but she also shut off the vast majority of people who used to watch her videos on Youtube as consquence.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Not suprising considering Lindsay's been making videos exclusively for Nebula and her Patreon for over a year now. Unless you want to pay to watch her videos, there's no way for you to be able to watch her new videos. In this way, she effectively shut off haters, but she also shut off the vast majority of people who used to watch her videos on Youtube as consquence.

And she's happy about that because now she's safe in her hug box and can pretend she was always amazing and the only reason she ever got any pushback was the icky trolls.

 

[Boston Brand]

Plus, her simps haven't noticibly dropped her Patreon bucks. Which even I'm shocked by.

 

[Random Internet Person]

And she's happy about that because now she's safe in her hug box and can pretend she was always amazing and the only reason she ever got any pushback was the icky trolls.

God, the Nebula wall must be impenetrable.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

Plus, her simps haven't noticibly dropped her Patreon bucks. Which even I'm shocked by.

She has lost about 1000 Patrons since the beginning of the year. She had 9,322 Patrons in Jan 2 and last known amount of paid Patrons is 8,367 on October 30th. The issue is she's only put out 4videos so far this year and we're in November. The first video was about her book and the others are ones that are Nebula as well as Patreon.

 

[Boston Brand]

She has lost about 1000 Patrons since the beginning of the year. She had 9,322 Patrons in Jan 2 and last known amount of paid Patrons is 8,367 on October 30th. The issue is she's only put out 4videos so far this year and we're in November. The first video was about her book and the others are ones that are Nebula as well as Patreon.

At this rate she will have another decade before she drops to levels where she will need to worry about getting a real job.

No wonder she dropped off the face of the Earth. She figured out she can pull a Spoony and do nothing and still get paid.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

At this rate she will have another decade before she drops to levels where she will need to worry about getting a real job.

No wonder she dropped off the face of the Earth. She figured out she can pull a Spoony and do nothing and still get paid.

Since she still does videos, the simps probably expect her to come back eventually when everything else inevitably fails. But at least some of them are getting the hint.

It's funny looking at the steep drop and then steady fall of Spoony's. How he still has $200 a month is insane to me. But then again, Moviebob still getting $2500 a month is insane to me though. Yeah he actually does work but it's not anything good. Though it's a shame it doesn't go back to 2014 when people still believes in the Spoony movie. Oh well.

 

[Boston Brand]

I guess losing 1k Patreons in a year is a start. Long way to go before she feels it though.

At what point do you think she tells the hangers on they need to find a new teat to suckle?

And its insane Moviebob and Spoony have that level of support. Spoony especially I swear the remaining few do all they can to keep it from dipping below $200 a month.

 

[ShitLurker]

Moviebob still getting $2500 a month is insane to me though.

There is no justice in the world. I guess tapping into psychotic "nice guy" nerds that were bullied demographic really was a winner. 200 bucks for Spoony I can accept as just wellfare at this point from a few people that have eccepted Spoony as their dying dog, but Bob getting 2500? For being another dime a dozen soygolem that "sticks it to the chuds" in the most pathetic way while any woman tells hem subtly and not so unsubtlely to get away?

 

['Ole Dente]

There is no justice in the world. I guess tapping into psychotic "nice guy" nerds that were bullied demographic really was a winner. 200 bucks for Spoony I can accept as just wellfare at this point from a few people that have eccepted Spoony as their dying dog, but Bob getting 2500? For being another dime a dozen soygolem that "sticks it to the chuds" in the most pathetic way while any woman tells hem subtly and not so unsubtlely to get away?

Look, here’s the rub, gentlemen: Bob appeals to the majority of males and the majority of males are pathetic faggots with perma brain rot. These wonderbread niggers spend all day scrolling TikTok, their idea of approaching women is sending them pithy messages over Tinder, they have caterpillars in their heads. As long as you preach the same Soylent-tier bullshit and you do the work consistently for over a decade, which Bob has done, you can make a nice cheque at the end of the month with virtually little effort on your end.

 

[Ninon42]

The Musicalsplaining podcast that Lindsay started with her crush Kaveh will be stopping at the end of the year. Angelina Meehan, Lindsay's bestie and writer, had taken over but their listenership was minimal except for the couple episodes that Lindsay returned for. In mildly related news, Jill Bearup's book that there was actually demand for has sold over 4k in digital preorders and is number 5 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list. Since she's self-publishing, she said she's already broken even on the $10k she spent to bring the book to fruition. The terf who Lindsay and her squad tried to unperson twice for transphobic wrongthink has managed to do what Lindsay couldn't: sell a book that people actually wanted and make a profit without destroying the market for other authors or torching a legacy publisher.

 

[The Jackal]

The Musicalsplaining podcast that Lindsay started with her crush Kaveh will be stopping at the end of the year. Angelina Meehan, Lindsay's bestie and writer, had taken over but their listenership was minimal except for the couple episodes that Lindsay returned for. In mildly related news, Jill Bearup's book that there was actually demand for has sold over 4k in digital preorders and is number 5 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list. Since she's self-publishing, she said she's already broken even on the $10k she spent to bring the book to fruition. The terf who Lindsay and her squad tried to unperson twice for transphobic wrongthink has managed to do what Lindsay couldn't: sell a book that people actually wanted and make a profit without destroying the market for other authors or torching a legacy publisher.

Good for Jill Bearup.

So what does the future hold for Hot Dog Girl? I'm guessing sooner or later she'll just content herself with being a housewife. It could be worse. IIRC, her husband makes decent money, and she has acquired enough gullible paypigs to help foot the bills for at least a little while longer.

Since she austically ragequit YouTube, I don't see a path for her to reattain even the middling level of e-celebrity she enjoyed during her channel's heyday, because who gives a fuck any more what this basic-ass, middle-aged, semi-alcoholic, pseudo-intellectual thinks about Disney films? Oh, and now it's behind a paywall on Nebula? Even fewer fucks given. No publisher will give her another contract because her novels were lame and no one cared. The dream of being a beloved author and important cultural critic is over. This GIF will be her only legacy:

 

[Random Internet Person]

Good for Jill Bearup.

So what does the future hold for Hot Dog Girl? I'm guessing sooner or later she'll just content herself with being a housewife. It could be worse. IIRC, her husband makes decent money, and she has acquired enough gullible paypigs to help foot the bills for at least a little while longer.

Since she austically ragequit YouTube, I don't see a path for her to reattain even the middling level of e-celebrity she enjoyed during her channel's heyday, because who gives a fuck any more what this basic-ass, middle-aged, semi-alcoholic, pseudo-intellectual thinks about Disney films? Oh, and now it's behind a paywall on Nebula? Even fewer fucks given. No publisher will give her another contract because her novels were lame and no one cared. The dream of being a beloved author and important cultural critic is over. This GIF will be her only legacy:

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I’m only just now seeing how the force of the hot dogs hitting makes her lower lip move.

 

[ShitLurker]

So what does the future hold for Hot Dog Girl? I'm guessing sooner or later she'll just content herself with being a housewife. It could be worse. IIRC, her husband makes decent money, and she has acquired enough gullible paypigs to help foot the bills for at least a little while longer.

That's the legitimate winning move and could be one of the few scenarios where the lolcow stopped lolcowing and just lived it's life.

 

[The Hardest R]

Her future is what she’s doing now, doing less and less but just enough to keep the drip feed of simpbux flowing. She decided to start having children when it became clear to her that she wasn’t going to make it as a mainstream culture critic so I don’t believe she’s still striving for that anymore. She still gets a six figure income for doing almost nothing and her simps have mostly stuck around. My guess is she can keep this going for several more years, just making occasional appearances here and there and some content once in a while. She will likely pinch out her third book in the next year or two, which will end her career as a mainstream author. I don’t think she’s too happy where her life ended up but her career was always just drafting off that lightning caught in a bottle 15 years ago, making a few million off of minimal effort. She’ll be fine.