Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4stardaysbahbe]

The Tiger Woods Stream with Drexel and Nick complaining about the farms

I thought it was weird how he specifically talked about a black dude specifically back when I first saw it. Knowing what we know now really puts it into perspective.

I'm so fucking behind so I apologize, what exactly were the weeb wars anyway? I never really looked into detail and don't remember anything about it.

Weeb wars was when Vic Mcnigganigga got cancelled and Nick referred Vic to Ty Beard the real estate lawyer if I'm not mistaken. @Strix454 explained it better than me.

Nah, stay with the narrative. @elb lost both her girls - it's in the confirmed files and regretable considering her circumstances. I GUESS Michael Long/Sophie was worth that loss?

The baby daddys' had more money. She claims she had no income and couldn't care for them.

Okay, sure, but she went to Anime Matsuri in between, cue boob pics for which she got VERY MAD on Nick's Discord. Vwey angry. She now stocks shelves for Target (or something) and clips for Kiwi and YT.

Are there any responsible adults around? Elissa is doing good work but she may need a thread of her own. She might have fucked up as much as Nick.

I don't care, this is a Nick Rekieta thread, not an Elissa clips channel. If you hate @elb so much then make a thread yourself. Now shut up and get back on topic: a greasy non-practicing lawyer who balldos himself at night

 

[Swole McPole]

How do you absolute nigger baboons manage to so effectively derail a thread in such a short period of time?

You can take a wine mom out of locals, but you can't take the locals out of a wine mom.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Listening to Rekieta on the KC segment shows the mind of an utter sociopath, he thinks women and men don't have any genuine compliments for each other even if theyre as shallow as "hey nice ass can i fuuuuuccccccck it" and that only the top ten percent of women look good and that women and men need to lie to each other. So I guess in his world hes just lying to everyone trying to get sex to feel hetero.

how pathetic.

It provides good insight into who he is as a person. That's what he says because that's how he lives his life. He is, in my opinion, incapable of genuine human interaction. Anything he says to people is a lie to manipulate them because he genuinely doesn't see them as people, only tools to further himself in some way.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

It provides good insight into who he is as a person. That's what he says because that's how he lives his life. He is, in my opinion, incapable of genuine human interaction. Anything he says to people is a lie to manipulate them because he genuinely doesn't see them as people, only tools to further himself in some way.

I'm astonished he's not ethnically jewish. He's got the nose, the thought process (or lack thereof), the slimeyness and the absolute lack of muscle definition and yet somehow he's not a jew

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I'm astonished he's not ethnically jewish. He's got the nose, the thought process (or lack thereof), the slimeyness and the absolute lack of muscle definition and yet somehow he's not a jew

Not that it really matters, but he very well could be ethnically Jewish. I can't be fucked to go search his streams for confirmation, but I remember him saying something about being Polish, and his family didn't come over after the war, so there's a very, very high chance that if he is Polish, he's ethnically mixed with Ashkenazi.

 

[MooseGump]

This is only the third or fourth Geared Chris thread derail you incel prudes are just not giving him a chance

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Does it matter if he's jewish or not? He wants to be a nigger. Please respect that!

 

[feral cat #6385]

Tbh I'd rather not see the kids here. Anyone else is fair game. Not going to throw a tard tantrum about it, though, I'd just rather not.

Me personally, I fucking hate kids. But lets not pretend we have some moral code to not post pictures of people's kids. Akiva Cohen's kids got smeared all over the Weeb Wars forum.

He's actually a Texan. He was born and raised in a Houston ghetto and had to endure seeing the racisms daily. He remains emotionally impacted by hearing fellow youths called "nigger" by frightening white supremacist bus drivers. He had to flee to the other side of the country just to stop the night terrors.

So impacted that he based his standup routine off making fun of black people.

I'm so fucking behind so I apologize, what exactly were the weeb wars anyway? I never really looked into detail and don't remember anything about it.

I believe others covered it well enough. But what they didn't mention is that the lawyer Balldo recommended, Ty Beard who is also manages his family money lost the case in a spectacular display of malpractice and as a result Vic is on the hook for the legal fees of the four parties he sued.

Not that it really matters, but he very well could be ethnically Jewish. I can't be fucked to go search his streams for confirmation, but I remember him saying something about being Polish, and his family didn't come over after the war, so there's a very, very high chance that if he is Polish, he's ethnically mixed with Ashkenazi.

Oh there's definitely some Jewish blood in that family tree. Just look at that nose.

 

[Seafarer]

From what I have seen of Nick, he seems to be a very shallow person who is able to understand and somewhat articulate that he 'does not like something', but much less capable at clearly stating why or coming up with a cogent rebuttal. We all here know, I am sure, that arguments on the internet are never really won (unless you have a sex tape or felony conviction come out post facto) and trolls will be trolls, so ignoring tosspots is required. Nick seems incapable of that, and further, he appears to lack any solid principled defence of his own actions and opinions. I am not the most articulate person myself, nor skilled in conveying my thoughts--hampered by autism and other flaws--, but I suppose this REALLY bothers Nick because he has billed himself as a great communicator and writer. The fact that he cannot get people to UNDERSTAND him is frustrating him.

I think the ultimate reason Rekieta remains vague about what exactly this thread is wrong about is because if he outright states the actual reason, that being that the thread makes fun of and exposes him, he looks like a gigantic thin-skinned bitch and is putting blood in the water for even more people to learn about and/or exploit his misdeeds. So he acts wishy-washy about his belief on the thread thinking that his fans won’t look into it and just take what he says at face value. I mean just think, if anything in this thread were massively and demonstrably wrong then Nick and Juju would be bringing it up non-stop to show how retarded the Karen Farms are.

Of course, a problem with this theory is that at this point, Rekieta’s wetbrain is in full control and his ability to not show how much of a slimy little bitch he is is practically gone. So it’s obvious to anyone but the most gullible of his sycophants what his true reasoning is and thus, there is no logical point to keep up the charade. Perhaps the reason why he still remains vague about what is supposedly wrong with the thread is simply him being stubborn and keeping to his strategy from when he still had gray matter not soaked in booze.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Rekieta’s wetbrain is in full control and his ability to not show how much of a slimy little bitch he is is practically gone.

Even Drexel’s trying to get him to get his shit together:



If even a low IQ nigger is telling you to calm down, maybe you should calm down.

 

[TheButcherknight]

One of these things is not like the other
One of these things is not the same...
View attachment 5465416
Law?

oh look an orbiter with no context or anything important to add to the conversation appears. Women are garbage.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Even Drexel’s trying to get him to get his shit together:

View attachment 5471863

If even a low IQ nigger is telling you to calm down, maybe you should calm down.

This right here.

Hell, PPP even said it on one of their takedowns of Rekieta, who cares what some website says about you. By constantly bitching about the Farms, he's driving traffic to the Farms. For the not terminally retarded, it might be enough to pull the blinders off. Rekieta probably drove a lot of traffic to the Farms, if not from the lolsuit, then certainly the Vic Lasagna stuff and onward.

Balldoman hates drama, but he can't seem to shut up about it. Sad that Drex is more grounded about this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

PPP even said it on one of their takedowns of Rekieta, who cares what some website says about you.

Even Warski was telling Nick to ignore KF and stop feeding the drama. Who ever could have predicted that Rekieta would get to the point where fucking Warski is giving him wise advice he refuses to take? Wetbrain alcoholism is no joke.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Balldoman hates drama, but he can't seem to shut up about it. Sad that Drex is more grounded about this.

Not sure about Diddler Dax being more grounded... He seems desperate for Null's attention more than ever.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not sure about Diddler Dax being more grounded... He seems desperate for Null's attention more than ever.

Being left on read by Null is now a stronger bond between Nick and Dax than their degeneracy. Let that sink in.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

If you’re talking about the faran drunk stream, here’s an archive of the half of the stream she was on for

Yep that's definitely it. Wow, that was uncomfortable.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

His brain is too rotted to competently cover the election. His midterm stream was a disaster. Only the stupidest Q boomer will follow him at this point.

Fuck. He's going to make a million dollars, isn't he?

I hope he makes a million dollars just like how Nick hopes Eric July makes a million dollars writing ISOM.

But seriously, imagine Nick bringing in the boomercons and then letting them hear the usual BALLS OR NO BALLS or discussions of the latest trip to the "underwear bar" or discussions with Vito about how great Cuties is. If even the wine moms are sick of this drunk pervert, I can't imagine boomercons will put up with him for long either. Maybe he'll even get some schizo Qtards coming after him. Everyone wins in this scenario.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lol what’s the story there? I’ve watched and liked a few of their videos and didn’t realize they’d had the misfortune to cross paths with Rekieta.

Nick had a rant where he said he hated that people in the audience wanted 'jury analysis' and essentially told people if they want that, to go elsewhere, but he thinks it is a crock. It was repeated in many forms and intensities, but here is one example.

I don't think the question is if people would watch him. It's if he could make it through it. Every vacation he comes back with new ideas, passions, vigor, etc. But they all whimper out in exponentially shorter intervals. But perhaps there might be enough pressure to force him to. If you believe him and his sycophants, he has a great income and doesn't need to change anything.

He will definitely limp on. He is committed to it now. What else could he do? He has likely pigeon-holed himself into a smaller niche with a cap on growth, but he will keep streaming like H3H3, Hasan, and other pundits that have vastly overstayed their expiry and relevance.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

he thinks women and men don't have any genuine compliments for each other even if theyre as shallow as "hey nice ass can i fuuuuuccccccck it" and that only the top ten percent of women look good and that women and men need to lie to each other. So I guess in his world hes just lying to everyone trying to get sex

I mean he does have a point. He's still a balldoman but he does have a point.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Ty Beard who is also manages his family money lost the case in a spectacular display of malpractic

Could Vic, in theory, sue Ty for malpractice? I know in my industry (healthcare) any fuckup can get you hit with malpractice lawsuit, IA it the same for law? Rate me MATI but Ty's arrogance and incompetence makes me hope that his retarded ass will have to cover for vic since he fucked up so badly.