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stupid me, forgot about the delay of the delay before the delay.. This Wu, sure keeps us gabberglappers busy!
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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suggestion in the event that someone does a 3D model/Quake level/whatever of Casa del Wu:
John crawling out of the wall would be way scarier than the actual monster from the show.
you have to model a dick first.
John crawling out of the wall would be way scarier than the actual monster from the show.
you have to model a dick first.
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Like the rest of her encounters with the real world, take it with a grain of salt, but it should be noted that this the story she's willing to share.
First class indeed.
Wu is just like school on Saturday: No class.
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Probably not, if that was the case then Brianna wouldn't let Frank get away with it without humiliating him multiple times on twitter. Maybe Brianna asked Frank to teach her how to drive and she stumped on a tree obviously planted by the Patriarchy of Gamergate.
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"Doing things is hard"
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How long does it take Steam to review your badges?
There's still stuff to do on the checklist and Wu's got ~a week to release the game.
David_cadbury
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It looks like all you really need to do is create a few image files which are based off of your game's assets and resize them to steams standards. Very simple stuff.
This just some kind of veiled marketing.
This just some kind of veiled marketing.
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After all the effort of, you know, making a game, creating some tiny new art pieces and uploading them doesn't seem to be that much work. But, this is Brianna Wu, so I guess everything that would normally take an hour has to take a day.
I bet it'll take her another day to write the description for the Steam page, because 400 or so words is a huge PITA to write.
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Judging by the app signing farrago, with Wu things that should take an hour instead take a whole week and then she gets someone else to do it.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
True & Honest Fan
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Doing things is hard. Attaining self-awareness is impossible.
For someone who constantly mocks "normals" for their lack of computer skills, Flynt/Wu sure spends a lot of time complaining about about technical chores that many children could perform with no difficulty at all.
OldDayz
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Why in the fuck is she even making trading cards? I wouldn't trade any cards for those horrors.
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With Flynt/Wu it is two angles on that same problem.
If it is something we know to be easy (in this case litterally making clipart achievement image jpgs) and they whine about it, the probability is high they actually know how to do it quickly but are dragging things out as much as possible for 'marketing'/maximum lazy time by making it all seem super duper hard to do.
If it is something we know to be easy or otherwise common sense for somebody supposedly of Wu's technical skill level and they AREN'T whining about it (or even bragging about it), then it actually is hard for them. Like understanding how computer processing works.
Pure fluff. If you own the game and play for over two hours (read: can't return the game point of no return), you get 'card drops' equal to half the number of total cards there are, though you can potentially just get that many copies of the same single card.
Now, the entire point of the trading card gimmick in Steam is actually tied to your 'level' - you earn exp on Steam by either buying games or completing badges, which entails collecting a full set of one game's cards. Then you get to do it all over again WITHOUT the free card drops because badges have multiple levels so you can re-earn them again to get more exp.
There are two reasons for bothering to make badges that aren't tied to the achievement system: the first is when you make a 'badge' you unlock a free game-related item, like steam page background or an emoticon to use in the steam chat window. The second reason is to advance your steam level, which every ten levels or so increases your base chance of a three card 'booster' pack dropping (don't know how this works, never fucking got one myself). This percent chance is stupidly low until you hit level 50, and while you can make 'offers' and shit to complete sets, if you're really arsed about it you just pony up the cash because it's all literally worth only nickels and dimes to buy the shit you need (you can also sell cards obviously) and in the end you just funnel more money into the Steam machine to increase your Steam e-peen level.
So obviously Wu is going to fucking add that shit in, pouring money into games to make up for a lack of interest and skill to actually be bragging-rights worthy is their bread and butter.
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For a strong, brave, beautiful woman in tech she sure is a whiny faggot.
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Oh god I'm going to have to actually replay this fucking thing
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Don't despair just yet. There's always a chance that GrandpaGait will fuck it up for Wu.
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"if life were easy there wouldn't be so many dead people."
Ew, that is so stupid my brain barely recognizes that it's supposed to be a joke. It sounds like something a 10 year old would say while pretending to be a badass from an action movie. Literally only somebody completely socially retarded like Wu would consider this clever.
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You are doing it for the good of mankind, to save poor souls for falling in that hole of madness and disco lights called R60
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If you need back up, I will be there with rum, coke, and jackass commentary.
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You know there's a misspelled word in there somewhere that breaks the game, so you won't have to play it far.Don't despair just yet. There's always a chance that GrandpaGait will fuck it up for Wu.
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No, not really - it's literally the same game but more seizure inducing visuals.