Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 15.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 107 25.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 172 40.2%

  • Total voters
    428
He's not good at driving sober for that matter.
You're assuming an awful lot about the Mustang crash.
Cyberfrog sounds like a cheap way to capitalize on the Cyberpunk 2077 hype. Feels like it was name chosen to optimize the SEO.
It's long back at the beginning of the Comicsgate thing. It predates the Cyberpunk video game by a bit. The high sales are likely because he was first to market, or at least close, with a culture war book.
 
Follow-up on the I WAS VISITED BY A KIWI FARMER Mandy:

For those not in the know, the resident catfish of LOCALS claimed at the end of Nick's exclusive LOCALS stream this morning:

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She then disappeared, but the speculation continued in LOCALS:

JarvisHong they fuckin tracked down Mandy

Freedom1982What?

JarvisHong yeah a Kiwi went to her biz

Freedom1982wtf when?

JarvisHongShe didnt specify, but within the wek


Will she clarify? There has been nothing posted about it in the last 13 hours.
 
- He got his leather blazer in Vegas with 4 others. Everyone in person liked it, but everyone online hated it. Same with the belt. He can pull it off because he 'is not a normal person' and when you aren't 'you can do a bunch of stupid shit and get away with it.'


- He opined that he probably does not have another vacation this year, but he wants to. Mar-a-lago was last-minutw, and he got back in MN on Friday, but stayed in the Cities that day for 'something they needed to do'--that is why there was no show.

- He said that some people online take things too seriously in the context of Melonie Mac bitching out a pron star on Chrissie Mayer's show.
I had no idea what he was talking about, thanks @Himedall All-seeing Waifu


“You don’t have to have something be illegal to determine it is not good” (I don’t remember the context to this, I’m sorry)


People are weird, he was with his wife


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Briefly reiterates wanting to get rid of the switch from YouTube when he renews his Rumble contract
 
“You don’t have to have something be illegal to determine it is not good” (I don’t remember the context to this, I’m sorry)
The context is Cuties. He is disingenuously saying people are saying he is a paedo-lover because he won't say Cuties is illegal CSAM and that they lie and say he has never condemned it.

No, people are calling him a paedo-lover because he says people who like Cuties and other degenerate things 'go on the wall'--except for Vito.

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He shakes and gesticulates more than Michael J. Fox....


edit: man he looks visibly upset in that clip @elb just posted about the "KF'er" going to some random locals users workplace... weird how his reaction differs, maybe the "KF'er" should have stuck some cash on the wall...
Or gone to the grave of her relative and taken selfies.
 
People are weird, he was with his wife
LMFAO is this a reference to this post on the thread?

I hate to think about the typical incel "his wife is getting fucked by bbc while he's away" bullshit. But I believe that has to be happening while this moron pulls this shit, instead of being with his wife and children.
That is his wife. She has changed a lot

Also, his commentary on the belt. :story:

His ability to respond to this bizarre claim is limited by the fact that he's already endorsed that sort of thing from Riley. Behavior which the Farms condemns, incidentally.
The bizarre claims that the Locals chat occasionally made are weird, but this one is so pointed that I almost wonder if it's a reference to what Riley did.
 
edit: man he looks visibly upset in that clip @elb just posted about the "KF'er" going to some random locals users workplace... weird how his reaction differs, maybe the "KF'er" should have stuck some cash on the wall...
Maybe that KFer should have pissed on her ancestor's grave instead and tried to get her business in trouble, eh, Balldo?
Right?
 
He opined that he probably does not have another vacation this year,
This kind of makes me mati. I understand streaming and content creation can be hard work, but he doesn't do the hard work. He turns on his camera, drinks, and sometimes asks his audience for topics to turn on his camera and drink to. I know LTT is apparently a cow but compare the two fuckers work ethic and results.
He might do a call-in show this week. He enjoyed the last one.
Oh, good, the only thing more insufferable than him lately. As an aside, are any call in shows good? No matter the streamer they always seem cringe af, it's what I imagine going to comicon is like.
making faggy expressions like extending his index finger and pressing his cheek while his other phalanges dangle and writhe.
This is relatively new, isn't it? I don't remember him always being so ham.
 
Is Chuck Dixon the Florida Man guy?
He’s a former writer for Marvel and DC that wrote what a lot of people consider one of the best runs for The Punisher and Nightwing. Eric July brought him on to write a comic series for his company. Nick said a Chuck Dixon comic wouldn’t be able to make a million dollars. It’s almost reached that goal in less than two days.
 
He’s a former writer for Marvel and DC that wrote what a lot of people consider one of the best runs for The Punisher and Nightwing. Eric July brought him on to write a comic series for his company. Nick said a Chuck Dixon comic wouldn’t be able to make a million dollars. It’s almost reached that goal in less than two days.
He also invented Bane. He literally invented Bane.
 
He’s a former writer for Marvel and DC that wrote what a lot of people consider one of the best runs for The Punisher and Nightwing. Eric July brought him on to write a comic series for his company. Nick said a Chuck Dixon comic wouldn’t be able to make a million dollars. It’s almost reached that goal in less than two days.
I'm not a comic guy, but I don't get how someone can think a guy who did well writing The Punisher wouldn't do well currently. People love The Punisher and he's a hero that's being shelved by the main stream for no other reason than they don't like the fans who enjoy him despite him being an icon people outside of comics recognize.
 
I'm not a comic guy, but I don't get how someone can think a guy who did well writing The Punisher wouldn't do well currently. People love The Punisher and he's a hero that's being shelved by the main stream for no other reason than they don't like the fans who enjoy him despite him being an icon people outside of comics recognize.
It’s because Eric July hired him, and Dax has a weird hateboner for Eric July. And since Nick’s been obsessed with licking Dax’s taint lately, he has to do whatever he can to make Eric July look bad while still pretending he’s not taking sides and hates drama. So he pulls the “this popular writer isn’t popular enough to sell comics based only on his name as a writer” card.
 
I'm not a comic guy, but I don't get how someone can think a guy who did well writing The Punisher wouldn't do well currently.
The answer is literal brain damage. You'd have to be stupid beyond belief even to understand how someone could say something that stupid.
So he pulls the “this popular writer isn’t popular enough to sell comics based only on his name as a writer” card.
Which is literally retarded considering this old comics guy invented one of the most iconic Batman villains. You'd have to be an absolute retard to claim he couldn't sell something.
 
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